Chapter 1971: Marry My Sister
Chapter 1971 Marry my sister
Wu Zongxian and Lin Feng's gags have become live broadcasts. Will this have ratings? - The cast members of "Prank Kiss" were quite skeptical. (If you want to read the novel, go to Ye Zi·Yu~Yu M) And they haven’t introduced the new drama yet?
But the result was that the ratings of "I Guess" at the beginning were as high as 4%. This rating is already quite high, almost comparable to the highest-rated episodes of "I Guess". And this is just the beginning. (Taiwan can check the changes in ratings in real time, and can even pinpoint which guest has a lower rating when performing something and a higher rating when performing something)
After receiving the hint from the producer, Wu Zongxian naturally began to tease Lin Feng and others more confidently. He completely ignored the program's procedures and began to continue teasing. But the audience bought it very much. They found it very interesting to watch the local king and Lin Feng, the world's richest man, make jokes. This will give them a new understanding of Lin Feng, the world's richest man. You know, although Lin Feng is from mainland China, it is undeniable that Lin Feng is Chinese. We are all Chinese, and Lin Feng is the pride of the Chinese people.
The ratings continued to rise, and Wu Zongxian completely forgot about everything. He almost regarded "I Guess" as a talk show, and it was also a talk show between Wu Zongxian, Lin Feng, and Natalie. Of course, Occasionally Aya could chime in, but others, such as Rainie Yang and the crew members of "Mischief Kiss", were completely left out.
"Uh, Brother Xian, I haven't introduced my crew yet. If you don't introduce me, let me continue talking, then of course there will be no problem. But you have to pay more!" Lin Feng coughed lightly. Wu Zongxian got carried away talking, but Lin Feng did not forget his original intention. Although it is more interesting to make jokes with Wu Zongxian and talk about Hu Zou, but I forgot to introduce "Prank Kiss", so today is in vain.
"Feng Shen, we can't afford to increase your price. Then Miss 101, please introduce your new play! I'll give you thirty minutes to introduce it! Only beautiful girls can get such treatment! Look! The handsome guy next to you will be gone. Three seconds at most!" Wu Zongxian exaggerated.
"It's okay, Zheng Yuanchang, I support you. I'll give you three hours." Aya pushed Wu Zongxian aside and supported Zheng Yuanchang.
"Aya, if you give him three hours, will he have such stamina? This is usually something only a very 'masculine' person like me can have!" Wu Zongxian raised his eyebrows and said with an ambiguous look.
There was a burst of laughter at the scene.
But then, Ariel Ariel briefly introduced the entire script. But as far as Lin Feng was concerned, the introduction between her and Zheng Yuanchang was really bad. The two people actually said that you love me, I love him, and he loves her, which is a bad introduction. The audience didn't know what they were talking about.
"Everyone,
In fact, this drama is like this. It's about a super genius with iq200, this handsome guy, who meets the pursuit of a cute little sister with an IQ of only 70, but she's stupid..." Lin Feng listed the plot. , use the most touching words to describe it.
At this moment, the ratings soared again, reaching the same high figures as before. The ratings have ups and downs and cannot always remain at the peak.
Afterwards, the program entered its normal flow. If we have to keep chatting like this, the audience will love watching it, but the program will deteriorate. Then it's not "I Guess" but "Kangxi Is Coming".
However, with Wu Zongxian, a king who plays unconventional tricks, this program naturally revolves around Lin Feng and Natalie from beginning to end. Of course, occasionally the members of "Mischief Kiss" will also be included. Wu Zongxian is also a big brother who knows how to take care of newcomers. He knows how to measure things, but he just can't control his tongue.
Finally, the episode of "I Guess" ends. [Ye*Zi] [Yu*You]'s ratings reached 7% at its peak, breaking the record of "I Guess" and almost on par with the most popular idol dramas. The selling point that broke the ratings peak was Wu Zongxian's ridicule of Lin Feng's private life. The beauties around Lin Feng seemed to Wu Zongxian to be of heavenly beauty, and all of them were stunning in the world. He lamented that he was not the only strange man in the world, but there was also a "very big" strange man like Lin Feng. Otherwise, how can we do anything to these beautiful beauties?
When Joseph Wu said - very big - it was the peak ratings of "I Guess" - 7%. This makes Lin Feng helpless. Alas, people nowadays are so lewd!
"Haha, Fengshen, thank you, thank you so much. If Fengshen comes to Taiwan again in the future, he will definitely appear on my show more often. I will eat, drink, and karaoke all at once, all inclusive!" Wu Zongxian smiled and held Lin Feng's hand, thanking him repeatedly.
"Tch, do people care about your one-stop service! With such enthusiasm, why don't you take more care of the TV series launched by Fengshen Company in the future." Aya never forgets to attack Wu Zongxian at any time.
"Of course. Whenever Fengshen's crew releases a new film in the future, they must be the first to appear on our show, and I will help you promote it!" Wu Zongxian promised, patting his chest.
"Haha, thank you in advance, Brother Xian!" Lin Feng laughed.
After fulfilling his long-cherished wish in "I Guess", Lam Feng then attended the program "Kangxi Is Coming".
"The Coming of Kangxi" is a Taiwanese TV talk entertainment program produced by Zhongda Production Company. Zhongtian Comprehensive Channel started broadcasting on January 5, 2004, with the original name of "Strange Ten O'Clock". The word "Kangxi" is taken from the second characters of the names of the two male and female hosts: Cai Kangyong and Xu Xidi. The versatile young man and the knowledgeable Tsai Kang-yong have made it a flagship entertainment program in Taiwan.
Originally "Kangxi Is Coming" was also a recorded program, but after observing the live broadcast of "I Guess", I felt that its highest ratings of 7% (note that "Kangxi Is Coming" is usually between 1.2-1.5%, which is already very high). It is so high that 5 million Taiwanese people watch it every week). Wang Weizhong, the producer of "Kangxi Is Coming" also made the decision to broadcast it live. He firmly believed in the skills of the two hosts, Xiao He and Cai Kangyong, and determined that they would never mess up a live broadcast.
live streaming? Hearing that it was a live broadcast again, Lin Feng shook his head helplessly. Fortunately for Wu Zongxian, he may have been concerned about his identity, so he didn’t say too many explicit words. After all, Wu Zongxian also built an LED factory and had some indirect cooperation with Lin Feng’s company. Maybe there will be direct cooperation between the two parties in the future. Maybe cooperation. In addition, this is the first time that Lin Feng has appeared on an entertainment show. No one can predict Lin Feng's temper. I wonder what his endurance is? It should be noted that big-name hosts like them are not afraid of upsetting the guests, but it would be a big trouble to offend Lin Feng, the richest man. Therefore, Wu Zongxian's venomous mouth is not too venomous. But Xiaoke is not so easy to dismiss. She is famous for her poisonous snakes and sharp mouth. And with Wu Zongxian's bowl of wine at the bottom, Xiaoke will be much bolder.
But it is precisely because of this that "Kangxi Is Coming" is so good to watch. Therefore, Lin Feng had nothing to worry about and just brought Natalie, a free laborer, and the crew of "Prank Kiss" to "Kangxi Is Coming".
As a result, "Kangxi Is Coming" gave Lin Feng a good look at the very beginning - assistant host Chen Handian dressed up as Lin Feng and stood there coolly, surrounded by four beauties dressed as Li Zhiyou, Huang Meixi, Jessica, Avril was wrapped around Lin Feng. Not far away, there are girls such as Allegra, Lin Chiling, Sophie Marceau, Liu Yifei, and Ariel Ariel.
Obviously, this is an allusion to the forest wind caressing the flowers. Yes, I will definitely not let this topic go by today. ——Lin Feng shrugged helplessly. But if you want to make things difficult for yourself, it depends on whether you have the ability. Lin Feng didn't mind having a verbal spat with this venomous little guy on the show.
"Okay, let's introduce the guests first! It's terrible to be interviewed by reporters just after a new play is released. We seniors can naturally help if we can." Cai Kangyong is still so intellectual, and is afraid of letting the little one get excited at the beginning. That would not end well. Please note that Na Na is famous for harassing male guests. As for Lin Feng, a male guest, he cannot be harassed too casually. Otherwise, if you push him to his limits, no one will be able to bear it. Especially this time it’s a live broadcast, so there’s no room for error.
After some introductions by Ariel Ariel and others, when Cai Kangyong was preparing to formally introduce Lin Feng, Xiao Bu unexpectedly jumped out.
"Wait, wait! I must accept this role next, I must accept it!" Xiao Zai shouted on the show.
"Xiao, can't you be more reserved? There are so many male guests here, but I have never seen you so excited." Cai Kangyong joked, but he was actually secretly advising Xiao not to be too imprudent.
However, Xiao Ke, who was so excited, couldn't hear the overtones of Cai Kangyongli's words. But even if she knew, there was no male guest like Lin Feng. Maybe she could only interview this one in her life, how could she not be excited.
"The next one I'm going to introduce solemnly is Lin Feng, the nemesis of women! Wow~~~, I'm so excited. When I saw him, I felt like my heart was going to fly away!" Little Exaggeration shouted.
Lin Feng was embarrassed. Whether he says he is the richest man in the world or he is proud of China, Lin Feng will never feel embarrassed. Because this is fact, not fiction. But saying that he is the nemesis of women really makes Lin Feng feel that it is a bit exaggerated. Especially those little peach blossom eyes made Lin Feng feel restless. God knows how long it had been since this feeling had appeared, but after being looked down upon so many times, Lin Feng felt a little restless.
It has to be said that small ones are indeed very lethal. Of course, to a large extent, Lin Feng was really afraid that he would directly lean in and touch his chest. This kind of situation has happened many times in the programs that Lin Feng has watched in the past. Xiao Huan can really do anything. Although this man would never suffer a loss, Lin Feng was not used to being openly taken advantage of like this.
Before Lin Fengnian could finish his thoughts, Xiao Xiao had already come closer.
"Feng Shen, this is your nickname I learned from the Internet. Tell me in a low voice if you have any special skills for women. Otherwise, how could so many women fall in love with you and not quarrel. said the little "whisper". But this "little sound" can probably be heard from a mile away.
Lin Feng had never been asked this question before. And how to answer this question, you have to know that Li Zhiyou and the others are watching the show. If you answer wrong, you will get into trouble when you go back. Although this entertainment program is often just a show. For example, being so exaggerated and so "sexy" is actually all for the sake of ratings of the show. But if Lin Feng followed her words and answered, Li Zhiyou and the others would not look at it that way. If they get jealous or get up, don't even think about sleeping that night.
"Actually, this is an exclusive secret and will not be shared with others." Lin Feng thought for a while and said seriously.
"Puch!" Cai Kangyong was overjoyed and at peace in his heart. It seems that although Lin Feng, the world's richest man, has a high position and a high position, he is not someone who cannot make jokes. He should be too young to provoke him into a rage.
"Master, please bow to me, my disciple!" Xiao Gu actually kowtowed and bowed to his disciple.
This is really amazing. ——However, the ratings soared instantly, exceeding the ratings of yesterday's "I Guess". In other words, the jokes Brother Xian told on the show all night yesterday were not as good as Xiao Yi's kneeling.
"Xiao, you really dare to work hard. You really worked hard for the ratings. I am here to express my utmost respect to you on behalf of the program team." Cai Kangyong couldn't help but sigh.
"Who says I do it for ratings? I just want to learn my master's special skills. That way, I can hook up with more beautiful girls in the future. So many beautiful girls have been raped by those dirty men. I feel so sad!" Xiao clutched his chest and shouted.
Lin Feng was greatly amused by the little kid's mischief. Naturally, I had a good impression of Xiaoya. No matter how venomous she is sometimes, making people unable to get off the stage, her spirit of fighting for ratings deserves everyone's respect.
"Master, when will you pass on the secrets to me?" Xiao yelled.
"Kangxi Is Coming" is originally a talk show, and basically the process is completely controlled by Xiaohe Cai Kangyong, so there is no need to follow the program process like Brother Xian. This way, they can do whatever they want.
"Uh, I haven't agreed to accept you as my disciple yet!" Lin Feng said with a roll of his eyes.
"Ah, Master, I have called you Master a few times and kowtowed, so I am your apprentice. If you don't recognize me as your apprentice, then please compensate me several billions or tens of billions of dollars. As a young apprentice, I reluctantly say goodbye to the master." Xiaokou said without any hesitation.
"Young man, I dare you to become a disciple just to give your master a beating. You are bullying your master and destroying your ancestors!" Cai Kangyong joked at the side.
"Look, master, Brother Kangyong has admitted that you are my master. He is the most intellectual. If you want to regret it, you are not a man." Cai Kangyong, the youngest, said.
Lin Feng pursed his lips and felt happy in his heart. This little boy is indeed a living treasure.
"Since you are so insistent, I will reluctantly accept you as my apprentice. But apprentice, there is a rule for masters to pass on such a unique skill, which is to pass it on to men but not to women. Look, you are a woman. I want to pass it on, but I can't. !" Lin Feng spread his hands.
"Xiao, I think you should go to Thailand, so that you can learn this unique skill when you come back." Cai Kangyong looked happy.
"It's better than this, master, you can use this unique skill to take over my sister. She is almost an old fairy, and no one wants her yet. Just kill her!" When Lin Feng and Cai Kangyong were enjoying themselves , Lin Feng was so young that he couldn't say it for a long time.
Big, Xu Xiyuan, known as the beauty queen. She is a recording singer, host, A-list heroine, movie star, writer and other professions, and is a popular female star in the entertainment industry! But Lin Feng didn't have any cold feelings about it. There is no other reason. Da's love experience is too rich, and Lin Feng doesn't like people with such rich love experience. But you can't say this to your face. Lin Feng is not as "heartless" as Xiao Xiao. If Lin Feng says it, it will easily cause an uproar. After all, he has a different identity.
At this time, the ratings soared to 10%. This was the first time that a variety entertainment program reached the 10% mark.
After Lin Feng was choked and speechless, Xiaozong finally became more serious and began to conduct a series of interviews about "Prank Kiss". However, this seriousness only lasted for less than 5 minutes. Xiao jumped to Lin Feng's side again, and a pair of peach blossom eyes scanned Lin Feng's chest very unfriendlyly.
"Master, I have so many mistresses, are you particularly good at something?" Xiao Hehe smiled strangely.
Lin Feng is so embarrassed. Lin Feng was not so shameless to say these words on the show. If you want to go crazy, others keep calling you master, how can you go crazy?
"Hey, Master, you're thinking wrong. I'm asking if your chest muscles are particularly developed. How about taking off your clothes and taking a look?" The little girl's eyes were shining.
"Do you want to see the little master's chest muscles? Let's see after sex." Cai Kangyong interrupted the video at the right time.
"Xiao, don't go too far. Lin Feng is not one of those celebrity guests who can't stop after irritating everyone." Taking advantage of the *** time, Cai Kangyong reminded Xiao in a low voice, fearing that he would be too big.
"Brother Kang Yong, don't worry. From what I know about Lin Feng, he is not someone who falls out of favor easily. He is capable of making positive jokes. As long as he does not attack him personally, he will be fine. Besides, he is my master now. Can you fall out with your apprentice?" The little boy smiled slyly. She didn't knock her head off in vain, even for the effect.
During this *** time period, the *** ratings of "The Coming of Kangxi" were as high as 6%, because all viewers were very eager to see Lin Feng's chest muscles. They wanted to see if Lin Feng's chest muscles were really developed, otherwise how could he satisfy so many women. Although the development of chest muscles has nothing to do with the size of a woman, well-developed chest muscles can represent a man's strength. Besides, the naked body of the world's richest man is still worth seeing.
Finally the *** is over and we cut back to the scene.
"Master, take it off, or I'll help you take it off!" Little Coquettish shouted.
Lin Feng is so embarrassing.
"Master, either you take off one piece, and I take off one piece, and you should give me some face, right?" The little boy continued without saying anything shocking.
At this time, the ratings soared to 12%. This means that nearly 3 million people in Taiwan watched the live broadcast. Counting those who watched the rebroadcast, the ratings for that week were incredible. It has created the highest ratings for variety shows. And the ratings are still rising.
To take off, or not to take off? Lin Feng was really overwhelmed and speechless.
"Okay, okay, don't make a fuss, you don't have as many clothes as Fengshen, so you will be the one who suffers." Cai Kangyong smoothed things over.
The little girl pursed her lips helplessly, expressing regret that she could not see Lin Feng's half-breasted body.
Then Xiao seemed to be a little depressed, and the show began to be hosted by Cai Kangyong. The style of the show has also changed from the previous humorous to a bit funny, even a bit nonsensical, to become intellectual and emotional. Cai Kangyong began to discuss with Lin Feng the way to success and the hardships Lin Feng had along the way.
Although the ratings are not as high as before, they are still around 10%. The world's richest man, China's proud success, is enough to make everyone lock the channel.
This talk lasted only 30 minutes. If it hadn't been for a sudden outburst, I'm afraid this episode would have ended with the conversation between Cai Kangyong and Lin Feng.
"Master, the show is almost over now, and I don't know when I can see the master again. My last request is to marry my sister!" Xiao Xiao shouted, which directly disturbed Cai Kangyong's mood. Cai Kangyong was so angry that he almost stopped talking to Xiao Xiao. urgent.
However, it must be admitted that this sudden commotion caused the ratings to soar again. Perhaps this is the reason why the ratings of "Kangxi Is Coming" have always been very high. The audience is always swayed by the small antics and wit, Cai Kangyong's intellectuality and humor, and few people are willing to change the channel.
In the end, with the peak ratings of 12%, Lin Feng ended the interview for "Kangxi Is Coming". The third day was also Lin Feng’s last entertainment program. This program is naturally its own program, Sanli's - "Guoguang Help". It is also a brand new program that has just been established.
"Guoguang Help" is a variety talk show produced and broadcast by Taiwan's Sanli Metropolis Channel in 2005. The producer is Tang Zonglin and the hosts are three Taiwanese artists: Qu Zhongheng, Sun Peng and Tuo Zongkang. Because the three hosts were men born in the 1960s, their interviews were usually viewed from the perspective of this class. The term "Guoguang Gang" comes from the fact that the three hosts all graduated from Guoguang Art School. And since the three hosts are all men, many of the topics are dominated by men. Today's program is destined to become a must-see program for men.
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