Chapter 3599: Can't Tell Jokes

Chapter 3599: Can't tell jokes

"Lin, we are happy to be the first plaintiff!" Jessica and Liu Yifei said loudly. They are happy to help Lin Feng.

"Well, this is a bit difficult. Feifei, although you are an American, you are of Chinese descent. You have yellow skin, so you can't get preferential treatment from the jury." Lin Feng sighed helplessly, and then looked at Jessica again, "As for you, Jessica, although you are a native American, you are a Hollywood movie star, and your identity is not an advantage in the conservative Sacramento. I'm afraid it will be counterproductive!"

The women frowned. American Liu Yifei is not suitable, and authentic American Jessica is not suitable either. What should we do? Who is suitable? None of the remaining people are suitable.

"Lin, who is that? What do you want to say?" Avril asked with a frown.

"Well, Ron and the others did provide a candidate. You all know this candidate, and she also agreed to appear in court, but this requires your consent." Lin Feng said.

Everyone knows! The women's minds flashed with thoughts, and they all guessed who it was - Ivanka Trump!

"Well, that's her! She's a lady from a famous family, and her identity makes it easier for the jury to favor her." Lin Feng looked at the women's obviously darkened faces, and said helplessly, "This time it's just a stopgap measure. Ron and the others said that the attitude of the jury is the key. Therefore, as the first defendant, Ivanka's winning the favor of the jury is the key to victory."

The women were silent. There was no rage as Lin Feng imagined, and there was no storm as Lin Feng imagined, but this silence made Lin Feng's face more solemn. It's more terrible to say nothing.

Lin Feng didn't know what to say at this moment. After all, these people in front of him were all his beloved women, and he was now pretending to be a couple with other women in court, which would not be good for anyone. After all, this is not acting, and the world inside and outside the play is two different worlds. So, Lin Feng didn't know what to say. He could only accompany the silence and eat silently.

"By the way, I've read a philosophical saying that's very accurate. It's also very interesting!" Seeing the atmosphere so solemn, Lin Feng decided not to remain silent any longer and decided to tell a joke.

The women had no expression on their faces and just ate silently.

"Well. Regarding heartbeats, a sociologist has come to a conclusion about heartbeats after more than several years of statistics. If you kiss a woman and your heartbeat reaches 250, it must be first love. If you kiss a woman and your heartbeat reaches 180, it must be cheating. If you kiss a woman and your heartbeat reaches 120, it must be passionate love. If you kiss a woman and your heartbeat reaches 80, it must be your wife. If you kiss a woman and your heartbeat reaches 30, it must be a dinosaur. If you kiss a woman and your heartbeat reaches 0, it must be a myocardial infarction." Lin Feng laughed at this, "If you kiss a woman and don't feel anything, you must be a fool or a fool."

Lin Feng was very happy when he saw this joke about heartbeats and thought it was very interesting. Very fun. But after saying this, he found that Avril and the others not only did not laugh, but looked at him with resentment.

This, he seemed to have said something wrong! Really said something wrong!

"Well, I said something wrong, I will punish myself by drinking tea!" Lin Feng lowered his head and said nothing, drinking tea by himself.

"Brother Lin, how many heartbeats do you have when you kiss us now?" Huang Meixi asked resentfully.

"Yes, Brother Lin, is your heartbeat now 80, or less?" Li Zhiyou was also a little resentful.

"I think, maybe only 30!" Avril groaned.

"I think, if it's Ivanka, maybe 180!" Jessica didn't let Lin Feng go either.

"Maybe 250!" Sharapova said.

"Boss, you really don't know how to tell jokes!" Lin Chiling looked at Lin Feng speechlessly.

Isn't it true? Telling such jokes at this sensitive moment is asking for trouble.

"Uh..., I did say it wrong. How about I change the joke! Someone asked: How to describe a girl's beauty?", and a god replied: "Since she moved here, the price of toilet paper in the community supermarket has increased."

Lin Feng finished speaking, still laughing. This god reply is really classic. If you describe the beauty of a girl from the positive side, the girl's appearance, it is inferior. And this is not a positive description at all, but it can let everyone know the beauty of a woman. This is really unexpected, but also hilarious. But it is true! The more beautiful a woman is, the easier it is to become the object of others' YY.

However, after this joke, the girls are still not happy, but more resentful.

"Okay, okay, I admit that I really can't tell jokes. I accept the punishment! Whatever punishment you want!" Lin Feng raised his hands helplessly and surrendered.

"Brother Lin, we also know the difficulty of this matter. It's just that you are not discussing with us at all, but a notification. For us, can we refuse Ivanka's appearance in court? There is no most suitable candidate, no one else but her, this is not a notification." Li Zhiyou was kind enough to solve the problem for Lin Feng.

Lin Feng smiled awkwardly.

"But since there is no other way, we will also support Ivanka's appearance. But we will not appear in court!" Li Zhiyou said, "Brother Lin, we also have our pride and our self-esteem. I hope you understand!"

"I'm sorry that you have been wronged because of my affairs. But I promise that there will be no next time!" Lin Feng said with emotion.

"Well, in that case, let's not say more. Come, let's have breakfast. Then tomorrow, we will wait here for good news from Brother Lin!" Li Zhiyou smiled slightly, livening up the atmosphere.

Li Zhiyou is the first woman to follow Lin Feng, and now she is pregnant, so everyone is willing to listen to her words. Now that Li Zhiyou has spoken, the others will naturally not say anything more.

"Okay, that's it!" Lin Feng nodded.

"But, Brother Lin, you owe us one thing. When this lawsuit is over, each of us will ask you to do one thing, and you are not allowed to refuse!" Li Zhiyou's eyes rolled and he laughed.

Uh! Lin Feng was embarrassed. When did Li Zhiyou become so cunning? Now, he is in trouble. These people are all quirky, and it is not easy to let them let him go. But at this moment, can he refuse? Obviously, he can't refuse!

"Okay, no problem. No matter what you do, I will agree to it!" Lin Feng promised.

The women looked at each other and smiled slightly. This time it depends on Lin Feng's performance. If he and Ivanka have any ambiguity, humph, they will never let Lin Feng off easily. On the contrary, they will let Lin Feng pass easily.

One day passed quickly. The next day, Lin Feng appeared in the Sacramento court accompanied by Ellie, with the farewell of Lee Ji-woo and others.

"Lin, how did you convince them not to appear in court? If they appear in court, Ivanka's identity as the first plaintiff will not be so convincing!" Ellie praised, "I originally wanted to tell you, but I didn't expect you to think of it first."

Lin Feng frowned directly.

"Ellie, they also have their own self-esteem. Ivanka is now acting as my girlfriend, what does it mean for them to appear here? What should they think in their hearts?" Lin Feng said in an unhappy voice.

Ellie was shocked. Seeing that Lin Feng was not very happy, she stopped talking. Lest it make Lin Feng even more unhappy. Anyway, she is just a legal advisor, and she just needs to ensure that the lawsuit is won.

"Hey, Lin, it seems that I have caused you some trouble this time." Ivanka came over and saw that there was no one beside Lin Feng except Ellie, so she naturally understood what was going on. Compared with Ellie, Ivanka naturally knew Avril and the others better. She also understood why they didn't come. To be honest, if Avril and the others came, she would really be a little uncomfortable and would feel awkward. After all, she was just pretending temporarily.

"Look, President Bush is here!" Ellie nodded behind her.

Lin Feng turned around and saw Bush entering the court accompanied by Rice.

"Hey, Mr. President, we meet again. But I didn't expect to meet in this occasion!" Lin Feng laughed and stepped forward to shake hands.

Bush didn't want to shake hands. But the lawyer beside him reminded him that as a defendant, it would be better not to refuse to shake hands with Lin Feng in court. Otherwise, it would be very troublesome and make the jury unhappy.

"President, be generous, there are many reporters here." Rice also reminded.

Thousands of reporters gathered outside the door for this trial. As the first president in American history to appear in court for trial, he naturally attracted a lot of attention. President Bush also had a lot of effort to squeeze in. In the court, at least more than half of the audience were reporters. Bush's anything here would attract great attention and follow-up comments.

"Lin Feng, don't think that you win just because I appear here. I tell you, you can't win this lawsuit. This is the United States, and I am the President of the United States!" Bush held Lin Feng's hand, smiling, but there was murderous intent in his words.

"Haha, President Bush, why don't you think about it, this is the United States, and you are the President of the United States. I am a foreign investor who comes to accuse you, but in the end you appear here. Doesn't this just show that the right time, right place, and right people are all on my side?" Lin Feng laughed.

Bush snorted, separated his hands, and was too lazy to pay attention to Lin Feng. Talking to this guy is just aggrieved.

At this time, the judge came out and confirmed the identities of the plaintiff and the defendant.

"Your Honor, I want to make one point here, that is, my first plaintiff is not my client Lin Feng, but my client Lin Feng's girlfriend, Mr. Ivanka Trump. She will sue the US government as Lin Feng's current girlfriend for unjustly canceling Lin Feng's visa." Ron stood in the court and said loudly. (To be continued. Walking alone in the heart! This chapter is provided by the most handsome me!)