Chapter 5969: It’s Very Simple

(It is Qingming Festival these days, and I work as a driver every day. Hey! I will continue to work as a driver tomorrow! So, there may be only 2 chapters in these two days! It will be fine the day after tomorrow! Hey, China’s holidays are holidays, which are all tiring! As far as I am concerned, funerals are purely for the living. I used to think that my father’s ashes should be kept at home, and I would worship them every day!

But the old man didn’t allow it! He said it was unlucky! Hey, I don’t understand, what’s unlucky about my own father. Then, when I have free time, I will often look at my father’s photos. This is more meaningful than burning paper and offering incense in front of the grave! Of course, people in the rivers and lakes cannot help themselves!)

"What do you want to say? We are eating hot pot and chatting!" Mr. Wen was about to send Lin Feng away with one sentence.

Lin Feng chuckled.

"Chatting is chatting, but we can’t really be like ordinary people and speak in vernacular here!" Lin Feng smiled, "We have to change something!"

The two gentlemen curled their lips.

"How do you want to change?" the two gentlemen asked.

"It's very simple! From my point of view, the problem is really easy to solve!" Lin Feng smiled, "It's really easy to solve!"

The two gentlemen frowned. Easy to solve? You are talking nonsense! Is it as easy to solve as you say!

"Look, these three things are really easy to solve! The first one is that Chinese people make less money, so it's the simplest thing to do. Just increase wages! Now the minimum wage will be doubled. Ensure that the per capita minimum wage is not less than 5,000 yuan!" Lin Feng smiled, "That's all you need to say! Right! Just download a document, and that's it!"

Puff! The two gentlemen almost sprayed Lin Feng's face with a mouthful of wine. Is it as easy as you say! Are you kidding me! Is it as simple as you say! If it's that simple, that's fine. Then they will directly issue a minimum wage of 10,000 yuan. This involves the issue of resource redistribution, the profitability of various industries, and the entire national economy. This is no joke.

"The second problem is also easy to solve. Aren't Chinese people under great pressure? That's simple. Just enact laws. Continue to encourage late marriage and late childbirth, and then relax school district restrictions, school quotas, and everything. Isn't that good! Then there will be no pressure!" Lin Feng shrugged.

Puff! This time, the two gentlemen directly sprayed a mouthful of wine at Lin Feng.

Lin Feng had a godly reaction and dodged sideways.

"Hehehe! You two, don't do this, I don't like men! I'm not a guy!" Lin Feng shook his finger at the two gentlemen.

The two gentlemen were directly angered by Lin Feng's words. A violent cough. Fortunately, the guards around knew that Lin Feng and the two gentlemen liked to joke, so they didn't rush over. Otherwise, Lin Feng might be facing a group of Zhongnanhai bodyguards who were eyeing him.

"You are wrong! For the first one, I see you two are not going to agree. You think it is difficult! I say, you two should face the difficulties head-on! This is a great man with great courage and broad mind!" Lin Feng's words almost made the two gentlemen sick to death.

Are you so teasing!

"As for the second one, I think you two will not agree! Oh, I am so disappointed! Really, it's all very simple! You two sign a red-headed document here, send it out, and it's over! What a simple thing!" Lin Feng shrugged, looking disappointed.

The two gentlemen's eyes were almost murderous.

"Xiao Lin,

If you are so unkind again, we will call the security guard to drive you away!" Mr. Wen said viciously.

This is too bullying! How can you talk like this! It's New Year's Day!

"Speak properly!" Mr. Xi glared at Lin Feng.

"Hehe, let's talk about the third thing, which you two can definitely do." Lin Feng clapped his hands and laughed. He was in high spirits, "By the way, where's the wine, where's the wine!" Lin Feng pointed at the empty wine glass.

Mr. Wen put the bottle in front of Lin Feng unhappily, "Pour it yourself!"

Lin Feng curled his lips.

"It's so boring! You're always bullying me!" Lin Feng looked aggrieved.

Puff! Bullying me! Who is bullying whom? The two gentlemen were really going crazy at this moment. Lin Feng was totally rude. How dare he say that!

"Hurry up and speak human language!" Mr. Wen's good temper was also worn out by Lin Feng.

"The third point. We Chinese people have too little rest, and this is really the best solution. No need to say anything, just extend the rest! This shouldn't be a big problem. There are only seven statutory holidays a year, which is really too few!" Lin Feng shook his head.

The two gentlemen pondered. This point can indeed be increased. They had discussed this internally before, but compared to other major events in other countries, this little thing is really nothing.

"What do you think?" Mr. Wen asked.

"It's very simple, just add a few more holidays to rest. We have so many holidays in China, and it's interesting not to rest. They are all talking about the 'May 8th', Dragon Boat Festival, Mid-Autumn Festival, and Spring Festival. Now there are three days off for the Spring Festival, and the others are not at all. And Dragon Boat Festival and Mid-Autumn Festival, needless to say, must be holidays! I think that Dragon Boat Festival should be two days off! One day is definitely not enough! Resting for one day is equivalent to not resting. Then Mid-Autumn Festival is more important than Dragon Boat Festival, at least three days!" Lin Feng smiled, "And the Chinese Valentine's Day, the Western Valentine's Day, is burning on the land of the motherland, and we can't not burn in China! This one also needs a holiday! At least two days!"

"Wait!" Mr. Xi spoke.

"Qixi Festival is not Valentine's Day!" Mr. Xi corrected, "Qixi Festival, also known as Qiqiao Festival, Qiqiao Festival or Qijie Birthday, began in the Han Dynasty and is a traditional cultural festival popular in China and other countries in the Chinese character cultural circle. According to legend, on the night of the seventh or sixth day of the seventh lunar month, women begged for wisdom and skill from the Weaver Girl in the courtyard, so it was called "begging for skill". It originated from the worship of nature and women threading needles to beg for skill, and later it was endowed with the legend of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, making it one of the most romantic festivals."

"Song Luoye and Jin Yingzhi compiled "Zuiweng Tanlu" and said: "On Qixi Festival, begging for skill items are bought and sold in front of Panlou. From the first day of July, the carriages and horses are blocked, and three days before Qixi Festival, the carriages and horses are blocked and cannot be passed. They are blocked one after another and cannot be released until night. "Here, from the grand scene of buying Qiqiao items in Qiqiao Market, we can infer the lively scene of Qiqiao Festival at that time. People started to buy Qiqiao items from the first day of July. Qiqiao Market was bustling with people. When it was close to Qixi Festival, Qiqiao Market became a sea of ​​people. It was difficult to drive and look at its customs, which was no less than the grandest festival-Spring Festival." Mr. Xi explained.

"Yes, yes, yes!" Lin Feng said affirmatively, "But no matter what, it has changed now. Now among the people, Qixi Festival is China's Valentine's Day! We must follow the will of the people! Don't be too high-brow!"

Mr. Xi was speechless.

"Okay, you make sense. But why do we have to rest for two days? This doesn't make sense! Isn't one day enough!" Mr. Wen frowned.

"Hey, hey, hey!" Lin Feng shook his head repeatedly, "My husband, you don't understand the young people nowadays! You said that on Valentine's Day, you have to dress yourself up handsomely and go on a date with your beloved girl. Prepare a series of carefully prepared programs for her, whether it is watching a movie, going to the park, or doing something else. Finally, after dinner, it's night, do you just go home? How boring! How terrible for men! This day is wasted! You have to go to the hotel to get a room at the end, right! In this way, the day is perfect! Going to work the next day, you say, isn't this depressing! It's two days straight, how interesting!" Lin Feng smiled.

Mr. Wen was speechless. What a broken reason! But if you think about it carefully, it still makes sense.

"There is also Qingming Festival. We can't not rest for tomb sweeping and ancestor worship! And this needs at least three days!" Lin Feng stretched out his finger, "Let's count it this way. Three days for Qingming Festival, two days for Dragon Boat Festival, two days for Qixi Festival, three days for Mid-Autumn Festival, three days for May Day, and thirteen days for National Day. That's sixteen days! Not enough, still not enough!"

"There are also three days for Spring Festival! Enough!" Mr. Xi reminded, "That's nineteen days, it was only seven days before, it's almost doubled!"

"Oh, yes, Spring Festival! Lantern Festival, we also need to rest! How about this, I think it would be best to rest directly from the first day of the Lunar New Year to the Lantern Festival!" Lin Feng smiled.

Puff! The two gentlemen sprayed another mouthful of wine directly at Lin Feng's face, and they attacked from the left and the right.

This time, it was definitely intentional! Indeed, the two gentlemen were also amused by Lin Feng. They all felt that there were too many days before, but you changed the Spring Festival from three days to fifteen days. Aren't you just messing around! In this way, the country must be in chaos! Resting for too long!

"Hey!" Lin Feng leaned back and used the 'bullet time' trick from The Matrix to dodge!

"You two, once you say this, it's like spilled water. A mouthful of spit and a nail! This matter is settled!" Lin Feng laughed.

Stunned! The two gentlemen almost wanted to throw the hot pot at Lin Feng. Are you such a bastard!

Such a big thing is settled just like this, isn't this nonsense! Can you be so trifling!

Still spitting and nailing, come here, we will spray you to death with our mouthfuls of saliva! The two gentlemen glared at Lin Feng.

"Hey, you are wrong, if you have something to say, you can talk it out, you can't spit!" Lin Feng complained, "How can this be! Well, you tell me, how to rest! If you don't rest during these few festivals, sooner or later the Chinese people will forget it! In short, you must rest! No matter what, you must rest! At most, you can have a few days off during the Spring Festival!"

The two gentlemen were at a loss at this moment. Lin Feng is playing tricks again. You are the God of Wind! A great god of wind! How can you be reasonable!

(To be continued.)