Chapter 6769 Walking GDP

Gordon Brown still underestimated the speed of media communication today.

After the popularity of smartphones, when Lin Feng quit Weibo, a popular dating service software, the spread of all information was calculated in seconds. In the past, people had to rely on various newspapers and magazines to get news. Now, as long as you open your mobile phone, you can receive information from all over the world at any time.

In particular, Weibo is a dating service software without national boundaries. You can communicate with people from all over the world and share what you see and hear. This was very unimaginable ten years ago.

However, with the Internet and smartphones, the world is within reach.

At this moment, the news that Prime Minister Gordon Brown sprayed a beautiful reporter with a mouthful of water, and then the beautiful reporter who was sprayed with tea on her face received a full set of Versace as compensation from Lin Feng, has spread all over the world before the embarrassment on Prime Minister Gordon Brown's face has faded.

Of course, it is a pity that although there was a camera at the time that captured the moment when Gordon Brown sprayed water. But it was captured by the camera, not the mobile phone. Therefore, the only things shared on the Internet were the embarrassing pictures of Gordon Brown and the embarrassed pictures of the beautiful reporter.

Of course, this is enough. It is enough to make the Internet boil.

After all, it is extremely rare for a prime minister to spray water in front of the public. Most people who can become prime ministers of a country are people with deep thoughts. How could they lose their composure like this? This is an extremely rare thing. As a result, it sprayed out now, and it sprayed on the face of a beautiful reporter. You can tell me how much netizens like it.

The number of reposts exceeded 100,000 in an instant. Then, when Lin Feng announced Versace's compensation, the number of reposts increased. Millions of people forwarded it, and tens of millions of people commented on it. All kinds of teasing words, that can be imagined with your ass.

If Prime Minister Gordon Brown had the time to watch it, he would probably be angry to death.

Unfortunately, since ancient times, there have been masters among the people. This is even more true for this critic. Maybe the quality of netizens varies, but there will always be shocking words occasionally. Given the absolute population base, it is not surprising that some remarks that angered Prime Minister Gordon Brown appeared.

Among them, the most embarrassing remark for Gordon Brown was a Weibo post titled "Analysis of the Gold Content of Prime Minister Gordon Brown's Saliva".

What kind of Weibo post is this? It's very simple. It was analyzed by a netizen named 'Huadu Xu Wenqiang'. Just by listening to the name, you know that it must be from China.

——A person's mouthful of water is about 10-15 ml. According to the water stains on the face of the beautiful reporter, this mouthful of Prime Minister Gordon Brown is a small mouthful, so we calculate it according to the minimum limit of 10 ml. Of course, it can also be calculated according to 12 ml, but for the convenience of calculation, we round it up.

The six-piece Versace suit that Fengshen compensated the beautiful reporter for was calculated based on the latest models of the Versace store: 3,000 euros for a hat, 23,000 euros for a base shirt, 78,000 euros for a coat, 54,000 euros for trousers, 35,000 euros for boots, and 240,000 euros for a purse!

Six-piece suit, a total of 433,000 euros! In other words, every milliliter of Prime Minister Gordon Brown's saliva is worth 43,300 euros!

How much saliva can a person have? An adult can secrete 1-1.5 liters of saliva, or spit, every day. Calculated based on the minimum value of 1 liter, then Prime Minister Gordon Brown can secrete saliva worth 43.3 million euros every day!

In a year, that's 15.8 billion euros of saliva. Prime Minister Gordon Brown is a walking corpse!

This article was reposted by all the netizens who were interested in it. For netizens, this is too funny! It's too interesting. Such analysis is simply amazing.

Of course, due to the uniqueness of Weibo, because Weibo is responsible for the translation of various texts around the world by Nuwa, the accuracy is extremely high.

Therefore, netizens from all countries can directly see the text version of their own country. However, after each article, it will be noted which country and language it comes from to distinguish the original publication place.

This time, the world is reposting it crazily.

Walking GDP! All of a sudden, Prime Minister Gordon Brown has a nickname, and Prime Minister Gordon Brown, who is still depressed at the moment, does not know that he has a nickname inexplicably. And this nickname will accompany him for the rest of his life.

And who should be blamed for all this? Perhaps, it should be blamed on Lin Feng. This guy is fine, why does he randomly increase Versace. It's too expensive!

However, what's interesting is that the live press conference at this moment has not ended yet. For many reporters, Gordon Brown can't play with his mobile phone, but they can. After all, they are reporters, and it's okay to play with their mobile phones below. This is not military control, it's just a reporter interview, and there is no need for mobile phone control.

As a result, these reporters saw such an article and Gordon Brown's latest nickname. Then, these reporters, who are not afraid of too much drama and like to stir up trouble, started asking questions.

"Prime Minister Gordon, just now someone on the Internet analyzed the value of your saliva. The final conclusion is that each milliliter of your saliva is worth 43,300 euros, and you will produce 43.3 million euros of saliva every day, which is 15.8 billion euros per year! Now, netizens jokingly call you a walking saliva! Excuse me, Mr. Prime Minister, what do you think?" A reporter raised his hand to ask.

Puff! Almost, Prime Minister Gordon spit out another mouthful of saliva. Fortunately, he controlled it. After all, there was a first time, and it can't happen again.

As a result, there was a sigh from the audience. Those reporters sitting in the front row all sighed.

It would be great if Prime Minister Gordon Brown spit out. Then they can also get a set. I think Lin Feng would not be so stingy, right!

Bastard! A bunch of bastards! Prime Minister Gordon Brown really wanted to curse at this moment.

Do you bully people like this! Do you bully people like this! Do you bully people like this!

Prime Minister Gordon Brown was in tears. He actually called himself a ‘walking’, which was too much of a bully.

You, you, you, Prime Minister Gordon Brown was so angry, but he had to pretend to be indifferent.

“Regarding this question, I think if I can really generate so much GDP every day, I will be honored to create such high wealth for the country!” Gordon Brown answered with a stiff face.

Unfortunately, he ran into Lin Feng, who was always a god of finishing blows.

“In the future, when I hold a press conference, no water is allowed on the table!” Lin Feng muttered.

Haha!!! The whole audience was crazy with joy!

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