Chapter 6981: Live up to Tathagata and Live up to You

Can you still have some moral integrity? Can you still have moral integrity?

Using Weibo to collect debts is the first time in history.

The Indian government is full of resentment.

"Prime Minister Medvedev, you are too frivolous to collect debts like this!" President Patil was angry, "We Indians are not that easy to fool!"

"President Patil, there is no guarantee of success in collecting debts. Especially when collecting debts from a terrible country like China, the success rate is even lower. We can't go to war with China for a mere $1 billion!" Medvedev's answer was righteous.

"But you took our money! Take money from people and do things for them!" President Patil accused, "You are wrong!"

Facing the powerful Russia, India is obviously the one who is angry and the one who is justified, but it also has to consider the wording and dare not offend Russia too much.

Weak countries have no diplomacy! At this moment, President Patil deeply realized it. But our great India is not a weak country. When our great India rises in the future, the humiliation we have suffered will definitely be returned double.

"Of course, we take money from people and do things for them. So, aren't we doing things? Hey, China a-ed me, okay, nothing else, I'll hang up. I'll call you again if there's progress!" After saying that, Medvedev hung up the phone.

a-ed? President Patil quickly logged into Weibo and found that it was really a-ed.

China Weibo: a-ed Russia, this debt does not exist. India suffered a heavy nuclear attack, and my country deeply sympathizes, but sympathy does not mean guilt. We cannot put all its sins on my country just because we sympathize with India's experience. As for your country's responsibility for debt collection, we understand and support it. But please find the debtor. And don't be maliciously deceived by some countries!

Below this Weibo, Russia replied.

Russia: a-ed China, I am only responsible for debt collection, and I don't ask about anything else. Whether you give or not, my responsibility is there. Whether he cheats or not, the government is there. You can't escape, you can't leave.

Russia just finished a-ed, and China also replied.

China: a Russia, if life is just like the first meeting, why does the autumn wind make the fan sad. People change their hearts easily, but they say that people's hearts are easy to change. After the conversation at Mount Li, the night is half over, and the rain and the bell never complain. How about the unfaithful man in brocade clothes, who wished to be together forever. Oh~~~~

Boom! The whole Internet is boiling. The official microblogs of these two countries are so generous and talented.

Russia used "You See Me or Not" by Cangyang Gyatso, and imitated it to answer China, meaning that I am only responsible for collecting debts, and I don't ask about the rest. As for whether you give it or not, that's your problem. I only collect debts. Then, whether India cheats or not, it is there, it cheated me, and it can't run away.

This Russian answer is quite gorgeous. It can be said that in the online literary world, it has deeply grasped the essence of online literary style, which makes people boil. Moreover, this uses the poem of Cangyang Gyatso, the sixth emperor of China.

As for the response of China, it is even more gorgeous and more talented.

Russia is euphemistically expressing its peaceful debt collection, while China is answering with a phrase from Nalan Xingde's "Mulanhua Ling". This means that if the relationship between countries is just like the first meeting, there will be no such changes and no betrayal. China is using this incident to respond to Russia's euphemistic peaceful debt collection, and at the same time condemning India's immorality.

If life is just like the first meeting, why does the autumn wind make the fan sad.

Hey! This last "Hey" is so vivid. Let everyone see China's disappointment with India's unwarranted accusations.

These two bastards! President Patil's eyes are black with anger. What are you doing? Are you showing off your affection to each other?

Is this flirting appropriate? Is it appropriate for you to do this!

"Prime Minister Medvedev, I want to see President Putin!" President Patil directly asked to meet President Putin. She couldn't talk to this Medvedev anymore. This guy was too crazy. She had to ask to see President Putin. Given President Putin's tough personality,

if he agrees to collect the debt, he will definitely not be so frivolous and weak.

"Our president is already on a visit. And there is no need to disturb him for such a small matter. Of course, our president said that if it is a contract of 20 billion US dollars, he will personally inquire about it!" Medvedev pushed out a Tai Chi and threw out another bait.

20 billion US dollars to meet President Putin! How about meeting him? See details, bring 20 billion US dollars!

Faced with this "poison pill"-like bait, President Patil hung up the phone helplessly.

"President, it seems that Indians will not be easily hooked!" Medvedev said.

"Don't worry, she will be hooked. This money comes so easily, and they will spend it very happily! Moreover, we can promise to provide them with assistance in nuclear radiation protection. They will definitely agree. After all, only in this way can it be convenient for those shameless officials to embezzle." Putin looked disdainful.

For corruption, Putin hates it the most. Therefore, although Russia during Putin's tenure is not clean and honest, it is much faster than the former Soviet Union. Those corrupt officials, thieves, and drug tycoons have all fled abroad. No one dares to stay in the country and wait for Putin's wrath.

"By the way, you add more fuel to the fire!" Putin ordered.

Add more fuel?

Putin whispered, and Medvedev's eyes lit up.

Then, Russia attacked China again.

Russia: aChina, how can we achieve both in this world, not disappointing the Tathagata and not disappointing you.

This a, China quickly responded.

China: aRussia, Buddhism is a dualistic Dharma, how can we disappoint the Tathagata and not disappoint you.

All netizens were excited. At this moment, they were all excited by the interaction between the two countries on Weibo. It was so exciting, and it was so fun to watch. I admire the talent and humor of these two countries.

This poem is still written by Cangyang Gyatso. This is his "Not Disappointing the Tathagata and Not Disappointing You", which is also very famous. The meaning of this poem is that before Cangyang Gyatso was selected as a candidate for the Imperial Academy, he had a beautiful and smart lover in his hometown. They accompanied each other all day long, farming and grazing, childhood sweethearts, and loved each other deeply. After Cangyang Gyatso entered the Potala Palace, he was tired of the monotonous and stereotyped life of the Yellow Sect leader in the deep palace. He always missed the colorful folk customs and missed his beautiful lover. He often went out incognito at night to meet his lover and pursue a romantic love life. One day, it snowed heavily. When he woke up early in the morning, the Iron Rod Lama found footprints of someone going out on the snow, so he followed the footprints and finally found the palace of Cangyang Gyatso. Then the Iron Rod Lama severely punished Cangyang Gyatso's personal lama, and sent people to execute his lover (some say that he just expelled his lover from Lhasa and exiled him to a distant place), and took severe measures to lock Cangyang Gyatso up.

This poem was written by Cangyang Gyatso at this time. How to choose between the sweetheart and the Dharma.

Then, in order to isolate this relationship and allow the ** Living Buddha to concentrate on the Dharma, Cangyang Gyatso left Lhasa under the escort of a large group of monks and went to Tashilhunpo Monastery in Shigatse. According to the plan, he would preach to all the monks in the monastery there, and then the Fifth Panchen Lama Losang Yeshe would give him the bhikkhu precepts. This was a ceremony that was carried out according to the rules, and no one thought that anything would go wrong. However, under the most expectant eyes of everyone, Cangyang Gyatso refused to preach the sutras and then even refused to receive the precepts because he knew that his beloved had been executed.

This matter became a big deal.

As a result, the conflict between the fifth general steward Sangye Gyatso and the last Khan of the Khoshut Khanate, Lazang Khan, evolved into a war. Lazang Khan mobilized the Mongolian army to defeat the Tibetan army, killed Sangye Gyatso, and wrote to the Qing government to report Sangye Gyatso's rebellion. He also reported that the sixth Cangyang Gyatso appointed by Sangye Gyatso was addicted to wine and sex, ignored religious affairs, and was not a true one, and asked to be demoted. Emperor Kangxi then issued an edict: "Lazang Khan, because of the petition to abolish the sixth emperor appointed by Sangye, was sent to the capital." When the Mongolian army escorted Cangyang Gyatso to the foot of the mountain of Drepung Monastery, he was rescued by armed monks and taken to the temple. The monks and the Mongolian army fought for three days and three nights. In order to avoid innocent harm, Cangyang Gyatso walked out of Drepung Monastery alone and gave up resistance. He wrote the famous last poem: White wild crane, please lend me your flying skills.

After that, there were more bloody plots.

Lazang Khan appointed a new sixth emperor, and as a result, the Dzungar Khanate rose and defeated Lazang Khan. Then, the Dzungar Khanate was destroyed by Emperor Kangxi's personal expedition.

Of course, these are all extremely bloody plots. There are too many, too many stories in it.

However, Cangyang Gyatso's story has become a legend.

As for "Not Failing the Tathagata, Not Failing You", it was originally extremely sad, but later generations felt that it was too sad and beautiful, so they completed it. The completion is what the Chinese government said.

The original sentence is two sentences: I once worried that my love would damage my Buddhist practice, and I was afraid that I would leave the city when I entered the mountains. How can I achieve both in this world, without disappointing the Tathagata or you?

Later, it was completed as: Love and righteousness are the true rituals of Buddhist practice, why should I leave the city when I enter the mountains? Buddhism is the law of both, how can I fail the Tathagata or you?

It's a pity that the beauty has passed away and the love has gone.

But at this moment, the two countries use it here, and it has some different meanings. This means that Russia and China should not have disputes and conflicts between the two countries because of other countries. We should take care of each other like brothers.

You say, how can India not be angry with this! This is simply a disguised show of affection. This is disgusting India.

Of course, netizens are all happy. They are deeply impressed by the talent and humor of the two countries.

If the countries in this world all respond humorously like this, will there still be wars?