Be Your Monkey.
The weather was nice that day, with blue sky and white clouds.
A carriage left the Yuxian Sect and slowly headed north.
The person driving the carriage was Ji Jiu, the guard that Ji Qingying assigned to Xia Tian. There were three people sitting in the carriage, namely Xia Leng, Xiao Xiu'er and Feng Tianling who was hitchhiking.
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"You are Feng Tianling." Xiao Xiu'er stared at Feng Tianling without blinking, "I've heard about your family's affairs. You just got in touch with Master Liu, but Master Liu died. It's so unlucky."
Feng Tianling laughed twice in disappointment, not knowing what to say.
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"Don't be heartbroken, and don't be too grief-stricken." Xiao Xiu'er saw that Feng Tianling was quite pitiful, and couldn't help but hug her. "Our young master was expelled from the Yuxian Sect because he accidentally killed an inner sect disciple. We are both wanderers in this world, so why would we meet again..."
Xia Leng felt a headache when he heard Xiao Xiu'er's words. He couldn't help but said in a cold voice: "It's fine if you use idioms inaccurately, but now you're ruining poetry. Can you stop for a while?"
Feng Tianling was so frightened when she saw Xia Leng lose his temper that she couldn't help but shrink.
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"Xiao Ling'er, don't be afraid." Xiao Xiu'er had already figured out Xia Leng's character and knew that he was not really angry. She comforted Feng Tianling and said, "Don't be fooled by our young master's cold appearance. He is actually very kind."
Feng Tianling glanced at Xia Leng timidly: "Well, thank you for letting me take the ride."
"It's okay. Not only can we give you a ride, we can also take you home first." Xiao Xiu'er said on her own initiative: "When the time comes, you can let our young master stay at your home as a guest."
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Xia Leng did intend to take the opportunity to send Feng Tianling home and then sneak into the Yunfeng family, but Xiao Xiuer said it so bluntly that he was speechless.
Feng Tianling laughed and relaxed a lot: "Well, I will definitely ask my father to entertain you well."
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"Forget it if you don't want to entertain me." Xia Leng said indifferently: "After sending you home, we will leave. It's still a long way to go back to Lanjing."
Xiao Xiu'er was a little puzzled: "Young Master, didn't you say you wanted to..."
"Shut up." Xia Leng glared at Xiao Xiu'er, "Be quiet for a while."
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Xiao Xiu'er shut her mouth tactfully, tilted her head to look at Feng Tianling, then sighed and shook her head.
Feng Tianling didn't understand what Xiao Xiuer wanted to express, but she knew that Xia Leng was not really angry.
Suddenly, there was no sound in the carriage, and an indescribable awkwardness spread.
"Um, was that the reason you were fired?" Feng Tianling couldn't stand the embarrassment and couldn't help but start a conversation. "Um, I should thank you. If you hadn't helped me, I might have died."
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Xia Leng glanced at her and said casually: "You're welcome. If you hadn't informed me in advance, I might have died."
"Ah, no, no, I was afraid too... Anyway, thank you." Feng Tianling didn't know what to say. During the entrance examination that day, several groups of people targeted her. She was really scared. She didn't know why she wanted to find Xia Leng. She happened to overhear a conversation, so she had an excuse to find Xia Leng.
"Where is your home?" Xia Leng didn't want to talk about that topic anymore, so he asked something else: "How far is it from here?"
Feng Tianling was stunned for a moment, then said, "My home is Buyu Villa in Shenfeng Valley, which is less than a hundred miles away from here. You can get there by walking north along the official road."
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Xia Leng nodded.
"That..." Feng Tianling wanted to say something else, but when she saw Xia Leng had turned his head away, she had to swallow her words back.
Xiao Xiuer leaned over and asked in a low voice: "Xiao Ling'er, it's the same if you tell me what you want to say."
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"We will pass Yuntai Peak on the way. There are monsters there. It's very dangerous." Feng Tianling replied in a low voice: "It's better to go to Beiyun County first."
"Monster?" Xiao Xiu'er was a little scared, and she thought of the monster she met when she first arrived in Yunzhou. "Is it the kind that is huge, with a green face and fangs?"
Feng Tianling shook her head slightly: "That's a monster. Monsters are small, like monkeys, but they eat people."
"Eating people? Is it so scary?" Xiao Xiu'er was indeed shocked.
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Feng Tianling said: "However, I have never seen one, but I often heard adults talk about it when I was a child. It seemed to be called a blood monkey, which would tear people into pieces and eat them bit by bit."
At this time, the carriage suddenly stopped.
Ji Jiu's voice came from outside: "Young Master, there is a group of monkeys blocking the road ahead."
When Xiao Xiu'er and Feng Tianling heard this, they were so scared that they hugged each other.
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Xia Leng was speechless. He lifted the car curtain and looked out at the clouds.
…
Earth, in the underwater palace.
Xia Tian and Ning Ruirui met a strange man by the river.
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The man was very short, about the size of a child, covered in hair. He was peeling a big banana in his hand, looking like a talking monkey.
Ning Ruirui is now quite knowledgeable, but she was still shocked by the man's appearance: "Are you a human or a monkey?"
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"Don't look at me like that. I'm a human, not a monkey." The man was not angry. He smiled and said, "I became like this because I was fooled by others and took some strange pills. I used to be tall and handsome, about 1.8 meters tall, like a big star."
Ning Ruirui shook her head to express her disbelief.
The man sighed helplessly: "Forget it, it's up to you whether you believe it or not, I'm too lazy to explain it anymore."
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"Were you the one who kicked Qian Minmin away just now?" Ning Ruirui asked.
"Yes, it was me." The man smiled, revealing a mouthful of yellow teeth. "I was also the one who transformed her body. Although this woman is stupid, she is actually luckier than me. She was given a bunch of pills to choose from and she didn't take the wrong one. She gained the ability to slowly heal wounds."
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Ning Ruirui asked cautiously: "Then who are you?"
"Finally you got to the point." The man jumped down from the boulder by the river and said excitedly, "My name is Yuan Wenyan. I'm an archaeologist. I used to be very famous. You should have heard of me."
Xia Tian’s answer was straightforward: “I haven’t heard of it, and I’m not interested in hearing about it.”
"Yuan Wenyan?" Ning Ruirui repeated the name and said hesitantly, "I seem to have heard of him somewhere. Are you from Guicheng?"
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"That's great, finally someone has heard of my name, come and give me a hug." The man clapped his hands excitedly and rushed forward to hug Ning Ruirui, but was kicked away by Xia Tian.
Xia Tian said lazily: "You idiot, you want to die, don't you? How dare you molest my girlfriend."
"Oh, it's a misunderstanding. I was just too excited." The man got up from the ground and dusted himself off. "After eighty years, I finally met someone who has heard of my name."
"Little long-legged girl, do you really know this ugly monkey?" Xia Tian asked Ning Ruirui.
Ning Ruirui shook her head: "I don't know him, I just heard of him. During the Republic of China period, there was a famous tomb robber in Guicheng named Yuan Wenyan. He disappeared later. I heard that he was shot."
"I wasn't shot." Yuan Wenyan said excitedly, "I'm not a tomb robber. I was just following orders to do archaeological research and raise some funds."
"I'm not interested in who you are, whether you were a tomb robber or an archaeologist." Ning Ruirui looked the man up and down, "I just want to know, what exactly do you want to do by calling us?"
Yuan Wenyan showed disappointment in his eyes. After a few seconds, he laughed again: "This is what happened. There is another layer of space under the river. There are mountains of elixirs there. But the entrance is very small. Currently, only I can go down. But I have been trapped here for eighty years. I really want to go out and take a look. Can you help me? I can get you some elixirs so that you can become immortals. Please think about it."
Ning Ruirui felt that this person's words were somewhat incoherent, but she still understood the general meaning. However, she didn't need to consider such things at all: "No need, I'm not interested in any elixirs."
Yuan Wenyan was stunned and said in surprise: "There are still people who are not interested in elixirs. What's going on? In the past, people I met would be willing to sell their lives to me as long as I mentioned that there was an elixir that could make people immortal."
"Then you probably didn't hear the conversation between me and Qian Minmin just now." Ning Ruirui said calmly: "I am already a cultivator, so I don't need any elixirs. Besides, those elixirs must be very problematic. Just look at the expressions of Qian Minmin and you."
"Are you an immortal cultivator?" Yuan Wenyan scratched his furry head, frowned, and turned around several times: "It's impossible. All the elixirs in the world are under the river. How can you become an immortal? This is impossible."
Ning Ruirui secretly shook her head, this man has gone insane, so she said: "Cultivating immortality does not necessarily require the use of elixirs, there are other methods."
"Little long-legged girl, let's just ignore this idiot monkey." Xia Tian yawned lazily, "Why don't we find a place to sleep first? It's almost dark."
"No. There is only one way to cultivate immortality, the alchemy path. This is what the old Taoist priest of the Inner Alchemy School told me." Yuan Wenyan's eyes were sometimes confused and sometimes firm: "Is he lying to me? No, he can't be lying to me, it must be you who is lying to me! Dare to lie to me, go to hell."
As he spoke, Yuan Wenyan suddenly pounced on Ning Ruirui. Not only was his speed extremely fast, but his angle was also extremely tricky, like a flash of lightning, rushing towards him.
Bang!
With a loud bang, a shadow flew backwards and fell heavily to the ground.
"You ugly monkey, are you looking for death?" Xia Tian glared at Yuan Wenyan unhappily, "How dare you lay hands on my woman."
"I'm not a monkey. If you call me a monkey again, I will tear you to pieces!" Yuan Wenyan's hands actually revealed sharp claws like a cat.
Xia Tian curled his lips: "I don't believe it."
"I'm going to kill you!" This time Yuan Wenyan pounced directly at Xia Tian.
"Since you're a monkey, then be a good monkey." Xia Tian appeared behind the man in a flash, gave him a shot, and said lazily, "Even if you're not a monkey, you're still an idiot, the same."
Yuan Wenyan fell to the ground with a puff. There was no human color in his eyes anymore. He looked around like a monkey, then got on all fours, crawled and jumped away without a trace.