Idiots Don't Understand What People Say

At this time, hundreds of miles away, a small boat was sailing rapidly on the sea.

If someone saw this scene, they would be so frightened that their souls would leave their bodies, thinking they saw a ghost ship. Because this leaf boat was just a few bamboos tied together, and there was no power on it, and no one was paddling, but the speed was incredibly fast.

The two people on the boat were wearing robes, but one was white and the other was blue. They covered their bodies and appearances tightly, leaving only a pair of bright eyes that kept scanning the surroundings.

"Senior Brother Ye, what is that in front?" The man in green robe suddenly saw something floating in the distance.

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"It's just a lifeboat." Another man in white robe glanced at it and said casually.

The voices of both men sounded like those of young men. The man in green robe sounded like a teenager, while the man in white robe sounded more mature and steady.

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The young man in green robe continued, "I mean the things on top."

"Huh?" The man in white robe leaped and instantly jumped onto the lifeboat several miles away, and the man in green robe followed.

"Emperor of Immortality?" The young man in green robe took a look at the logo on the lifeboat and couldn't help saying, "What a big mouth! How dare a mortal to call himself the Emperor? One of the people we are looking for seems to be someone who claims to be immortal or something."

"That man calls himself the Lord of Immortality." The man in white robe said calmly, "As for the Emperor of Immortality, it's just four words, so what's the harm in calling him that?"

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"Our master has been practicing for so many years before he dared to call himself the Immortal Lord. How dare he be so arrogant?" The young man in green robe was unhappy. "These people in the secular world really don't know their place."

The man in white robe was too lazy to pay attention to his junior's complaints. He looked at the things on the lifeboat. It was a black ball as tall as a person. Black mucus kept falling from it. There was a big hole on one side. There was a human-shaped mark in the hole, but the person inside was nowhere to be found.

"These are the shadows created by the cathode pill. For some reason, they condensed into a sphere. It seems that a person was once trapped inside." The man in the white robe frowned slightly. "It seems that the cathode pill has indeed leaked out."

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The young man in green robe was a little surprised and said, "It doesn't seem like it. The Yin-Yang Pill is very powerful. Just one small pill can devour all the lives within a few miles. How come these three boxes of Yin-Yang Pills can't even devour one person?"

"That means that what was leaked was only the formula of the cathode pill, not the pill itself." The man in white robe took out a small bottle of potion and gave a small drop to the man wrapped in black mucus.

"Sanqing Lu is so precious, there's no need to use it with this kind of trash." The young man in green robe said with some difficulty accepting it.

The man in white robe said coldly: "Before leaving the realm, do you remember what the master told you?"

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"I remember." The young man in green robe sighed and said, "Master told me three things."

The man in the white robe asked, "Which three?"

Although the young man in green robe was somewhat reluctant, he still recited it:

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"First, you must not wantonly harm anyone or anything in the secular world;"

“Second, you must not reveal your identity and origin to any secular person;”

"The third one..." When he said this, he was suddenly stuck. He didn't know whether he couldn't remember it clearly or was pretending.

The man in white glared at the other man and shouted softly, "Third, you must not stand by and watch the suffering secular people die! Junior Brother Ye, you have been spoiled by your master and parents, so you are indifferent to human nature and have no mercy."

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"Senior Brother Ye, I know I was wrong. There's no need for you to scold me so harshly." The young man in green robe said with dissatisfaction.

"Humph, others pamper you, but I'm too lazy to indulge your bad temper." The man in white robe showed annoyance and said coldly: "You go to the island and wait for me first. You are not allowed to leave the island without my consent."

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"No way, what if that person on the island is bad for me? I can't resist, right?" The young man in green robe showed a frightened look, "Senior Brother Ye, I'd better stay with you. This way I can learn something."

The man in the white robe coldly refused: "The lifeboat here means that there is a possibility that a ship is in distress. I want to go over and check it out. The last time you slaughtered secular people, you haven't finished yet. If you follow, it will only cause trouble."

"Brother Ye, you're saying too badly about me." The young man in green robe was very angry. "I just made a mistake, I didn't mean to kill anyone. Besides, Master has already punished me, you don't have to blame me for this every day. At most, I won't use any spiritual energy magic this time when I find those people."

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"I don't even want to say anything to you. I just want to advise you not to be too arrogant." The man in white robe said coldly, "There are signs of spiritual energy revival in the secular world recently, and there are often people with extraordinary talents. This is not a place for you to do whatever you want."

"Tsk." The green-robed man said disapprovingly, "The spiritual energy in the secular world is so scarce that it's hard to find any gifted people. They're all old idiots who've lived for hundreds of years. I heard that the Lord of Longevity this time is already over a hundred years old. I don't know what the master sees in this old man."

The man in white robes retorted: "Master is also over a hundred years old. Do you mean to say that he is also an old man?"

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"That's different." The man in green robe said proudly, "Master is a rare and outstanding person who only appears once in a century. No one in the secular world can compare with him."

"Alright." The man in white robe was a little impatient. "I don't have time to talk nonsense with you here. I'm going to save people and investigate the origins of these cathode pills. You can take care of yourself. If I don't see you on the island after I finish my work, then you can wait for the punishment of your master for multiple crimes."

After saying that, the man in white robe suddenly exerted force with his palm, and the lifeboat started to move rapidly. He drove it forward rapidly on the vast ocean.

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The green-robed man jumped back onto the bamboo raft, feeling very unhappy. He said to himself, "He's only a few years older than me, but he's acting like a senior brother. It's so hard to get out of this world once, but if I don't have some fun, then what's the point of cultivating immortality?"

Then he muttered to himself, "I don't understand why Master would want to come to the secular world to look for seeds for cultivating immortals. The spiritual energy here has long been exhausted and there is very little left. What kind of immortal cultivators can appear? I guess I can't even find one in the Qi Refining Stage. That so-called Lord of Immortality is nothing more than using some evil means to make himself live longer. And that so-called Queen of Yin is probably just a name in vain. It's so boring. There's not even anyone to play with me."

As he was talking, the man in green robe suddenly focused his eyes and found that a mattress was floating in the distance, and its speed was faster than his bamboo raft. You should know that the reason why the bamboo raft under him can sail on the sea without a power device is actually because he consumes his own spiritual energy to drive it.

"This is quite interesting. Could it be that I meet a fellow cultivator so soon?" A smile appeared on the face of the man in green robe, and he immediately urged the bamboo raft to quickly approach the mattress.

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There was an ordinary-looking man lying on the mattress, who seemed to have fainted; there was also a woman who was as beautiful as a fairy, with a figure and a face that were truly rare and exquisite; as for the remaining one, I didn't know if she could be considered a human being, as she looked like she had just been shaken out of oil, her whole body was pitch black and seemed to be melting continuously.

"Beauty, do you need any help?" The man in green robe stood tall and lifted the hood on his head, revealing a charming smile.

This beautiful woman was Ah Jiu. She had just rescued a man from the sea a few minutes ago. The man was covered in black mucus and looked like melted chocolate. He was no longer human. When she was thinking about how to rescue this man, a bamboo raft floated in the distance. A young man in a green robe stood on it and spoke to her with a lewd smile on his face.

"Why are there so many weird people on the sea?" Jiu was confused, but he was too lazy to pay attention to these unknown people.

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"Hey, I'm talking to you." The young man in green robe didn't receive a response from Jiu, and felt a little unhappy: "Beauty, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity for you, don't miss it."

Ah Jiu was speechless. How could he meet such a self-satisfied idiot in the vast ocean? "I'm sorry, I don't know you. Can't you see I'm busy?"

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"You don't have to rush. That man was attacked by the Yinjiao Pill." The young man in green robe smiled and pointed at the man who looked like he was covered in oil. "The shadow has penetrated his body inside and out. He is already beyond help. It's better to kill him directly and give him a break."

Ah Jiu also guessed that this person might have been contaminated by the cathode pill, but he didn't expect that the young man in front of him could see through it at a glance, and couldn't help asking: "Who are you?"

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"My name is Liang Beichen, and I'm an immortal cultivator." The young man in green robe said with a proud smile, "I see that you have good aptitude, how about becoming my woman? I can make you immortal and youthful forever."

Xia Tian, ​​who was sleeping, opened his eyes and said unhappily, "You idiot, you are looking for death, aren't you? How dare you have ideas about my woman."

"Is this your woman?" The young man in green robe sized up Xia Tian, ​​his eyes full of regret. "What a pity, you are not worthy of this woman. However, it is also your blessing that you can meet me today. Let me put in this, I am too lazy to spend more effort." As he said, he took off the brocade bag on his waist and threw it in front of Xia Tian: "If you sell any of the things in it, you can have enough food and drink for the rest of your life. This woman belongs to me now."

Xia Tian sat up and lazily glanced at the young man in green robe: "You idiot, you don't understand what I'm saying, right? You insist on me taking action, so do you want to become a eunuch or a dead person?"

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"You have a bad temper." The young man in green robe sneered at Xia Tian's reaction. "However, I advise you to keep the brocade bag and pass it down as a family heirloom. As for this woman, I want her. Judging from her looks, she can barely be my personal maid."

"If you can't talk, get out of here. Don't make trouble here, or you will suffer the consequences." Ah Jiu felt very complicated when she heard this. She had a bad family background and was an orphan without a father or a mother. Later, she was assigned by the Yinyi Sect to be a maid to Yi Xiaoyin. Although Yi Xiaoyin treated her like a sister, there was a huge difference in status after all, and she might not have no grudges in her heart. The man in front of her looked domineering and condescending to let her be a personal maid, which made her very unhappy.

"You dare to tell me to get out? You are looking for death!" The green-robed young man's face changed, his eyes were full of murderous intent. Before he finished speaking, he had already arrived in front of Ajiu, grabbed a long sword from the void, and slashed towards Ajiu's white neck with swiftness and limitlessness.

"Oh no!" Jiu was shocked. She had never expected that this man would suddenly turn against her, and his movements were as fast as lightning, not giving her even half a second to react.

puff!

The cold light faded, and blood splattered everywhere.