I'm Afraid These Two Are Not Mentally Retarded

Of course Xia Tian knew that there was something wrong with these two little Taoist priests, and he could even see that they were not human at all.

However, he did not think of using the Great Heavenly Dragon on the spot, but wanted to see what tricks the two of them could come up with.

If they are still somewhat interesting, then don't kill them afterwards, just beat them up and be done with it; if it is really boring, then prepare to exorcise the monsters.

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Of course, strictly speaking, these two little Taoist priests cannot be considered monsters. They are just like the little girl in the floral skirt called "Ling Ling". They are a kind of spiritual beasts who were transformed into human form by someone.

After passing through the door, Xia Tian didn't see anything special. It was indeed Zhang Mingtuo, Ning Ruirui and Shi Chun who were inside.

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"Where have you been? Why are you here just now?" Zhang Mingtuo glanced at Xia Tian with a bit of dissatisfaction. "The Hidden Immortal Conference has already started. Stop wasting time and sit down first."

In front of them was the Chongyang Palace's main hall. The voices of Master Ren and the representatives of the independent cultivators could be heard clearly. It was obvious that they were arguing fiercely. If this wasn't Chongyang Palace, they would have fought long ago.

After listening for a while, Xia Tian couldn't help feeling a little bored.

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"Brother-in-law, sit here." Shi Chun brought a stool to Xia Tian, ​​brought him some snacks, peeled a few orange slices and stuffed them into his mouth: "Let's watch the good show first."

"There's nothing to see." Xia Tian yawned lazily, and did not refuse. However, he only sat on half of his butt, then leaned sideways and rested his head on Ning Ruirui's thigh.

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Ning Ruirui was used to it and subconsciously started massaging Xia Tian's forehead.

"You really don't sit properly." Zhang Mingtuo patted his forehead, "I should have taken good care of you before, so that you wouldn't always be so careless now."

Xia Tian curled his lips: "Isn't this what you should say?"

"Why shouldn't I say it?" Zhang Mingtuo said angrily, "As your master chef, don't I even have the right to say a few words to you? You little bastard, you don't know how to be grateful at all."

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"The tone you imitated is nothing like it, and the master chef would never talk to me like that." Xia Tian shook his head somewhat dissatisfiedly. "In the final analysis, it's because your cultivation is too poor. The characters you created can't even reach 50% similarity."

Zhang Mingtuo's expression changed slightly: "What nonsense are you talking about? Why can't I understand you?"

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"Ah." Xia Tian sighed and said with some disappointment: "I thought you guys could come up with something interesting, but it turned out to be such rubbish."

There was a flickering light in Zhang Mingtuo's eyes.

"And you, stop pressing it."

Xia Tian moved his head slightly to face Ning Ruirui's face: "If the long-legged girl was so obedient, I would have started dual cultivation with her a long time ago."

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"What do you mean?" Ning Ruirui stared at Xia Tian's face. "I pressed your forehead for you but I made a mistake. Then get out of here and don't rest your head on my legs."

"Still failed." Xia Tian didn't move his head, and didn't stop talking: "This is not the reaction of a long-legged girl when she is irritated. You didn't do your homework thoroughly enough."

"Brother-in-law, you've been talking nonsense since you came in. Are you possessed by evil spirits or have you taken the wrong medicine?" Shi Chun reached out and touched Xia Tian's forehead. "This shouldn't be the case. You are the best doctor in the world. You shouldn't make such a low-level mistake."

"You took the wrong medicine." Xia Tian glanced at Shi Chun and said speechlessly, "Chun girl, you are the only one who is real here. Shouldn't you reflect on yourself and not realize when you were tricked by others?"

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"What? What do you mean?" Shi Chun looked confused and said, "I was sleeping, but Sister Ruirui came to wake me up and took me to have breakfast, and then we came here. What's the problem?"

Xia Tian said lazily: "There are problems everywhere. Haven't you noticed that the sound in the hall ahead is always repeated?"

"Repeated?" Shi Chun was stunned. After listening attentively for a while, he suddenly jumped up: "It really is repeated, just like a tape stuck. What's going on?"

Xia Tian said with a smile: "It's very simple, because the progress of the Hidden Immortal Conference is not that fast, they want to reproduce the scene there, but their ability to deduce is not enough, so they have to do it perfunctorily."

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"So, what you mean is that Uncle Zhang and Sister Ruirui were pretended by other people?" Shi Chun looked at Zhang Mingtuo and Ning Ruirui in disbelief, and suddenly found that they both looked like they had their acupuncture points pressed and could not move.

Xia Tian said casually: "It's not a fake, it's just two phantoms. Now that I've seen through it, I can't continue pretending."

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"No way. Who is so wicked as to dare to play tricks on me!" Shi Chun was so angry that her lungs were about to explode. She almost wanted to hit someone. "Also, brother-in-law, since you knew this place was fake, why didn't you say it earlier? You made me look like an idiot."

"You are stupid." Xia Tian laughed.

"Who said that!" Shi Chun glared at Xia Tian, ​​"I'm very smart, okay? I got full marks in every subject. Every teacher since I was a child has praised me as a genius."

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Xia Tian said sarcastically: "That's because they have never seen a true genius."

"Forget it, I won't argue with you." Shi Chun felt that he couldn't win the argument, so he gave up arguing with Xia Tian. "If it's fake, then why are you still here? Sister Ruirui hasn't seen me for so long, she must be worried."

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Xia Tian said lazily: "Don't worry, she definitely has a you over there."

"Damn! That's even worse." Shi Chun couldn't bear it any longer when she thought about someone pretending to be her and possibly taking advantage of Ning Ruirui. She clenched her fists and punched around.

"Bang!"

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This punch hit the air, soft and without any effect at all.

Xia Tian reminded: "This is a barrier. It's useless to attack blindly like this."

"Brother-in-law, you are not in a hurry at all." Shi Chun glared at Xia Tian angrily, "What if someone pretends to be you and takes advantage of Sister Ruirui?"

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"That's impossible!" Xia Tian yawned lazily, "The long-legged girl is not as stupid as you. She will definitely not be fooled."

Shi Chun curled his lips: "What if the person pretending to be me takes advantage of Sister Ruirui?"

After hearing this, Xia Tian immediately stood up. With Ning Ruirui's temper, although she rejected Xia Tian in every way, she was often touched by Shi Chun, the little girl, so she was not as defensive as before.

"Come on, Chun girl, follow me to settle accounts with those idiots." When Xia Tian thought of this, his temper instantly surged up. He took out a silver needle and casually pointed it at somewhere in the void.

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The sky and the earth were spinning, the whole room was twisting, and the fake Zhang Mingtuo and Ning Ruirui were twisted into a ball of mist.

In less than a second, the barrier was broken by Xia Tian.

At this time, the two Taoist priests who were transformed from beasts were still bragging. One of them said, "We are first-rate beasts. Even if we trap Xia Tian and that woman to death inside, it won't be a problem."

Xia Tian got angry just by looking at them, and said coldly, "Really?"

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The two young Taoist priests were so frightened that their faces turned pale and they trembled like sieves. They slowly turned around and looked at Xia Tian: "Why did you come out?"

"Do you think this kind of broken thing can trap me?" Xia Tian said with disdain.

The black-eyed Taoist priest said in astonishment, "That is a first-rate barrier. Even if a cultivator who has reached the great perfection of the Golden Core Stage wants to get out, it will take at least ten years of effort."

"Yes." The little Taoist priest with a bulbous nose also said, "We trapped two Jindan-stage immortal cultivators to death in the past."

Xia Tian curled his lips and said disdainfully: "That only shows that the people you trapped are all trash!"

The little Taoist priest with dark circles under his eyes bowed to Xia Tian and said, "Yes, yes, Master Xia is indeed extraordinary! He must have already broken through the golden elixir and formed a Nascent Soul!"

The little Taoist priest with a bulbous nose laughed out loud: "That's really cause for celebration! I wish Master Xia can become a god soon. Oh no, transcend the calamity, or even ascend to heaven in broad daylight!"

"Fei, you big idiot!" Xia Tian slapped each of the two young Taoist priests in the face. "Do you really think this kind of flattery will work on me?"

"Master Xia, I was wrong, please let me go." The little Taoist priest with dark circles under his eyes covered his face and knelt down in front of Xia Tian, ​​crying, "I have an 800-year-old mother above me, and children who have not yet been reincarnated..."

The little Taoist priest with a bulbous nose kowtowed immediately: "Master Xia, he lied to you. We are all living beings in heaven and earth. We don't have parents at all. Besides, he hasn't even got married, so how can he have children?"

"Damn it, you actually exposed me!" The little Taoist priest with dark circles under his eyes stopped crying immediately, stood up and kicked his companion, "Believe it or not, I will beat you up."

The little Taoist priest with a bulbous nose was not willing to be outdone, and immediately rushed over: "Do you think I'm afraid of you?"

So, the two of them started to wrestle with each other, acting completely as if no one was around.

"Brother-in-law, are these two mentally retarded?" Shi Chun found it a little funny, but then he started to feel a toothache again. Could it be that he was deceived by them?

Xia Tian was too lazy to listen to their nonsense and just gave each of them a shot.

"Ah, no, no, it's so hard to transform into a human form, I haven't had enough fun yet." The little Taoist priest with dark circles under his eyes showed a look of fear and couldn't help struggling.

The little Taoist priest with a bulbous nose saw that the situation was not good, and scurried into the jungle nearby like a mouse.

"Can you run away?" Shi Chun's figure flashed, and he came back carrying the little Taoist priest with a bulbous nose.

"Please be kind, both of you. It's not easy for us. We have finally transformed into human form on this broken planet without spiritual energy." The little Taoist priest with a garlic nose kowtowed and said, "We know we are wrong. Please forgive us this time."

After hearing them begging for mercy, Shi Chun felt a little soft-hearted, so he looked at Xia Tian.

Xia Tian never paid attention to such fancy nonsense, and gave them each an injection. The two little Taoists shrank at a speed visible to the naked eye, and finally gradually condensed into two blue-green animal-shaped jade plates.

"Hey, they look pretty cute." Shi Chun picked up the two animal-shaped jade plaques and said, "Brother-in-law, why don't you give them to me?"

"Then you can take it." Xia Tian said casually, "You can use it as an ornament or a talisman."