You Are Not a Monkey at All, but a Bit Like a Dog

"Die for me!"

The voice came from all directions and reached Xia Tian's ears. The tone was filled with a sense of joy as if one had succeeded, as well as endless contempt.

Obviously, he didn't think Xia Tian could avoid this attack.

If Xia Tian faced this attack head-on, there would be only one result, which was to be shattered to pieces.

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Huo Jiuling, who was standing not far away, was also a little anxious. She felt that Xia Tian had really underestimated his enemy this time, because there was actually a killer move hidden in the water stick. If he didn't avoid it, he might really be blown into pieces.

Even Xiao Yanyan, who had full confidence in Xia Tian, ​​couldn't help but sweat for Xia Tian and suddenly yelled at him, "Stop pretending, get out of the way, or you might really die!"

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"With this level of strength, it's not worthy of me to dodge." Xia Tian was still unhurried. He just looked up casually and didn't take the water stick that was like a towering pillar seriously at all.

Xiao Yanyan was speechless. Even if she couldn't kill him, she would be hurt. Why bother? Couldn't she just avoid it?

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The voice was also amused by Xia Tian, ​​and said in a fierce voice: "Want to hide? It's too late. Remember not to be so arrogant in your next life."

“Bang!”

The water stick smashed down like a mountain, splashing out waves like a tsunami, and the entire Great Saint Sect was in turmoil, as if it would collapse at any time. The birds, beasts, insects and fish hiding in the mountains, forests and lakes also became panic-stricken, as if the end of the world had come.

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Huo Jiuling was unable to dodge and was caught by the aftermath of the wave. He was instantly blown away. Fortunately, he was rescued by Xiao Yanyan in time, otherwise he would have been seriously injured if not killed.

"Thank you, why did you save me?" Huo Jiuling was very surprised. She never expected that Xiao Yanyan would save her. After all, they had a tit-for-tat relationship before, which was considered a small feud.

Xiao Yanyan smiled lightly, her expression quite casual: "I didn't save you on purpose, I just did it for the sake of convenience. Besides, since you are Xia Tian's disciple, I really can't just stand by and watch you die. That kid is actually very narrow-minded, and he might bear a grudge."

Huo Jiuling wanted to explain that she didn't mean much to Xia Tian, ​​but then she thought that Xia Tian might have been beaten to death by the water stick, and her expression became sad. If Xia Tian really died, her future fate would be extremely tragic.

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"Don't worry, he won't die that easily." Xiao Yanyan guessed what Huo Jiuling was thinking as soon as she saw her expression. After all, she had had such thoughts before. "That kid is a cat. He has at least nine lives. If he dies now, he won't be Xia Tian. But it is possible that he was injured."

At this time, a middle-aged man in a blue robe appeared beside him and said with a sigh, "No, you are wrong. That guy is dead."

This person is the Xiao family's reliance in the lesser fairy world. His name is Xiao Zhengyang. He is an elder of the Great Saint Sect and has a strong cultivation base.

"Uncle Yang, what makes you say that?" Xiao Yanyan turned around and stared at the man in blue robe with a questioning look on her face.

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Elder Xiao looked at the huge waves that were still surging in front of him and said leisurely, "Because the sect master used all his strength in this attack, and there is also a peerless magic weapon hidden in the water stick, which is the legendary Dinghai Shenzhen."

"The Dinghai Shenzhen, isn't that something in Journey to the West?" Xiao Yanyan asked with a puzzled look on her face.

Elder Xiao chuckled and shook his head: "Novels are made up, but some of the things in them are not real. They really existed. It's just that after a long time, rumors spread, and everyone's understanding has deviated."

Xiao Yanyan exclaimed in amazement: "Could it be that there really is a Ruyi Jingu Bang that can be big or small, long or short, and weighs thirty thousand... how many pounds is it?"

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"Keep your voice down." Elder Xiao waved his hand, signaling Xiao Yanyan to be quiet. The waves outside the barrier had not subsided. If the sect master discovered them, the situation would be difficult to deal with. He then went on to explain: "There is no Ruyi Jingu Bang, but the Dinghai Shenzhen is just a needle. It cannot grow bigger or longer, nor can it stretch or shorten. But it can control all water elements, even the water in the human body."

Xiao Yanyan was a little unconvinced: "Is it really that magical?"

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"That kid named Xia Tian also used needles, didn't he?" Elder Xiao directly used Xia Tian as an analogy. "You can understand that Xia Tian used needles to control Qi, but you don't understand why the sect leader uses needles to transport water."

After hearing this, Xiao Yanyan understood a little, and murmured, "You mean, the sect master's acupuncture method and Xia Tian's acupuncture method are actually similar, but one controls qi and the other controls water?"

"Yes." Elder Xiao nodded. "The sect master's acupuncture skills may be unrivaled in the Lesser Immortal Realm. Even the Immortal Emperor dares not confront him directly. That kid named Xia Tian, ​​although he is a cultivation genius from outside the realm, is still too young compared to the sect master."

"I see. If that's the case, then Xia Tian really won't die." Xiao Yanyan heaved a sigh of relief and said to Huo Jiuling with a smile, "If it's a contest of acupuncture, Xia Tian won't lose to anyone."

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Elder Xiao shook his head secretly, thinking that his niece was too inclined towards Xia Tian and was somewhat ignoring the facts.

"It's useless to say these. Let's think of a way to see if we can help Sect Leader Xia." Huo Jiuling said worriedly.

"With such a huge wave, what can we do? It's hard for us to protect ourselves." Xiao Yanyan is very self-aware. "Let's just wait and see."

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At this time, the surging waves had slowly subsided, and a huge hole had been blasted out where Xia Tian had been standing. If Xia Tian had not dodged, he would have been blasted into ashes and disappeared without a trace with the waves.

"Hahaha, you're really just a useless guy who's good at talking. You can't even withstand a stick from this sect leader." A figure appeared in the air. It was a tall and thin young man with a monkey-like figure and a dog-like face, which was quite incongruous.

Qi Tiansheng landed on a hilltop and rolled on the ground laughing: "Hahaha, Xu Kunlun praised this guy to the sky, it's ridiculous."

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"Stop laughing. Your voice sounds terrible." At this time, a lazy voice suddenly sounded, and Qi Tiansheng's laughter stopped abruptly.

Qi Tiansheng stood up, staring around with great vigilance, and shouted, "Who is it? Get out here!"

"I'm here, can't you see it?" Xia Tian showed up and was still in the original place. The hole was exactly the same as before, as if the hole had never appeared.

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“Impossible, absolutely impossible!” Qi Tiansheng’s eyes almost popped out when he saw this, and he kept shaking his head: “No one can withstand this sect master’s shocking stick! That is my sect master’s most powerful move!”

Xia Tian said with a smile: "This is the strongest, then you are too useless, it's just like tickling."

"You must have dodged, definitely avoided it." Qi Tiansheng still couldn't accept this reality, pointing at Xia Tian and said: "Or you have some magic weapon hidden on you that can help you resist the attack, or..."

Xia Tian said with disdain: "Don't worry about it. If you lose, you lose. If it's useless, it's useless. Why make so many excuses?"

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"Bullshit! If you take another hit from this leader!" Qi Tiansheng became furious and a rainbow light flew out from his palm. The waves that were scattered everywhere gathered together again and condensed into a towering pillar at an extremely fast speed. It was even bigger than before, and it looked like one stick was enough to pierce through the entire small fairyland.

"I thought you were going to use a stick, but you used a needle." Xia Tian's eyes were full of disdain, and he murmured, "What a pity, you have to call me an ancestor when it comes to using needles."

"Arrogant and ignorant!" Qi Tiansheng sneered, "When this sect master was learning acupuncture, your grandfather's grandfather might not have been born yet."

"So what?" Xia Tian curled his lips. "I was talking about the application of needle techniques. Your ability to understand is really poor. You are not like a smart monkey at all, but more like a stupid dog."

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"How dare you insult this master? How can I forgive you!" Qi Tiansheng was so angry that he forced all the spiritual energy in his body to control the Dinghai Shenzhen with all his strength and blasted it towards Xia Tian again: "If you have the guts, why don't you hide now!"

"I didn't dodge it." Xia Tian was too lazy to explain, and directly controlled the air and pointed it at the rainbow light in the center of the water stick: "Your needle is indeed very good, but now it belongs to me."

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Qi Tiansheng had an ominous guess and was immediately terrified: "What are you going to do?"

"It's nothing, just watch." Xia Tian laughed, faced the giant pillar that was falling towards him, and with a light stroke, he broke the water stick into two pieces.

The water stick quickly split into two halves, and the rainbow light in the center immediately revealed its true appearance. It was indeed a thin needle shining with golden light.

"No!" Qi Tiansheng immediately stopped chanting the water spell and tried to recite the incantation to take the golden needle back, but it was too late because Xia Tian had already pinched it between the index and middle fingers of his left hand.

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"Stop! Stop right there! Otherwise, even with all the might of the Great Saint Sect, I will tear you into pieces!" When Qi Tiansheng saw that he could not summon the golden needle back, he could not help but get angry and cursed Xia Tian.

Unfortunately, it still doesn't help.

After Xia Tian grasped the golden needle, he just shook it lightly and eliminated the mark of spiritual power attached to the golden needle. Then he poured in his own ice and fire spiritual energy, instantly making the golden needle recognize him as its master, and the water tide in the sky suddenly turned into nothingness.

“No——” When Qi Tiansheng saw this scene, he was so angry that he vomited blood from his mouth and fell to the ground.

"This needle is indeed interesting." Xia Tian looked at the golden needle for a few seconds and found that there were complicated patterns on it. It didn't look like something found on Earth. He could study it slowly.

"Not good, the Sect Master is vomiting blood."

"He actually made the Sect Master so angry, we must not let this brat go!"

"Yes, let's all come together and kill him to avenge the Sect Master!"

"Don't be afraid. Even if he takes the golden needle, he won't use it. It is the sect's most precious treasure. Everyone hurry up and get it back."

As soon as Qi Tiansheng fell, all the disciples of the Great Saint Sect rushed out, clamoring to kill Xia Tian.

"Shut up, everyone!" Xia Tian was annoyed by the noise and shouted at them, which immediately shocked these disciples of the Great Saint Sect.

Then the golden needle randomly pointed, and countless waves rose into the sky, trapping the clamoring disciples of the Great Saint Sect, and no one could move.