Almost as Stupid as You
"What a big mouth!"
Wu Zhengye stood up again and pointed at the girl in the green dress and said, "You'd better think clearly before you speak. This is my boat. I can kick you off at any time."
"Very good." The green-dressed girl's eyes lit up with murderous intent, "From now on, this ship belongs to our Flower God Cult. Anyone who objects will be thrown into the sea to feed the sharks!"
"Who do you think you are, giving orders here?" Wu Zhengye was also angry, pointing at the girl in green skirt and said, "This is our Wu family's ship. I have never heard of the Flower God Cult. Now I want you to get out of here...ah!"
Before he could finish his words, Wu Zhengye flew out.
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The girl in the green dress immediately said to the two old men in black robes behind her: "Get rid of him for me, and then search the entire ship immediately to find the young lady!"
"Hey, I think you guys should stop wasting your energy." Su Beibei looked quite relaxed and said with a smile, "I don't know where your young lady has gone, but at least I can be sure that she is definitely not on the boat anymore."
"What do you mean?" The green-dressed girl said with a cold expression, "Maybe someone is picking her up? Then stop the boat immediately and turn around to chase her."
Su Beibei said speechlessly: "We have been together for a day and a night, how come we have become so unfamiliar?"
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"You..." The girl in the green dress was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help but look at Su Beibei for a few times, and suddenly realized: "It's you!"
Su Beibei laughed and said proudly, "Yes, it's me."
"Who are you? Where did you hide my young lady?" The girl in the green dress widened her eyes, and kept recalling the past two days in her mind: "Oh no, you must have switched with the young lady yesterday morning while I was not in the room!"
"I just remembered it now. You are really stupid." Su Beibei sighed and shook her head.
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Xia Tian nodded: "It's true that he is quite stupid, almost as stupid as you."
"What did you say! Are you looking for a fight?" Su Beibei was so angry that she wanted to punch Xia Tian. Whether she was in college in Jianghai or when she was the president of the Divine Doctor Group, everyone praised her for her intelligence. Even the media often used their front pages to praise her as a model of beauty and wisdom among entrepreneurs.
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"Then she is dumber than you, okay." Xia Tian laughed. He was bored right now and didn't want to offend Su Beibei.
Su Beibei is not so easy to appease. She said to Xia Tian, "You are like a dog with a mouth that can't spit out ivory. Do you think you can make me happy with such nonsense? If you really want to praise me, wouldn't you say that I am the smartest in the world?"
"That won't do." Xia Tian shook his head seriously. "We should be pragmatic and principled. I am the smartest person in the world, and you are only the second smartest... Er, no, Sister Shenxian is smarter than you, and Bingbing's wife is also smarter than you, not to mention Xiao Qiao. Your beautiful wife is your cousin, so she must be better than you..."
Xia Tian originally wanted to praise Su Beibei, but after counting, it seemed that there was no one left in the top ten.
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"You!" Su Beibei was so angry that she cursed, "You are talking about principles at this time. You really have a blockhead!"
"What a pair of bastards, First Elder and Second Elder, kill them all!" The girl in green skirt was so furious when she saw Xia Tian and Su Beibei ignored her and flirted openly in front of her that she immediately gave the order to kill them.
The two black-robed elders appeared in front of Xia Tian and Su Beibei in an instant like ghosts.
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Then, two cold rays flashed by.
At an extremely fast speed, he chopped towards Xia Tian and Su Beibei's necks.
"With just this level of skill, you still want to kill people?" Although Su Beibei's skills were not the best among the girls in Xia Tian, she was not hurt by this kind of move and she easily avoided it.
Not to mention Xia Tian, he didn't even move, and the slashing attack towards him disappeared without a trace.
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"You have some skills, no wonder you dare to go against our Flower God Sect." The green-skirted girl snorted coldly and said to the two black-robed old men, "You don't have to hold back. Anyway, the young lady is missing, and everyone on this boat must die, so that I can relieve the hatred in my heart."
After receiving the order, the two old men in black robes no longer concealed themselves, and a strange green aura emanated from their bodies.
These auras soon filled the entire hall like smoke.
The wealthy people in the hall felt something was wrong and tried to escape. However, within two or three seconds, they fell to the ground one after another, unconscious.
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"This is the God-stealing Mist, which can directly deprive all life." The girl in the green dress laughed and looked at Xia Tian and Su Beibei with a hint of sarcasm. "Although you two have some skills, compared with the methods of our Flower God Cult, they are still worthless...Puff!"
"Get out of here, you hot-headed bunny!" Seeing this, Su Beibei was so angry that she kicked the girl in the green dress directly in the face.
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The girl in the green dress flew backwards, all her teeth were shattered and her entire face collapsed.
"It's useless. I don't feel pain." However, the girl in the green dress quickly climbed up and spat out a mouthful of green blood. "This injury will heal quickly. You are just wasting your energy."
Su Beibei turned her head and looked at Xia Tian: "I think she is very unhappy. Is there any way to make her even angrier than me?"
"Yes." Xia Tian laughed, "She has no sense of pain, so I can give her a sense of pain and double her pain."
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"Okay, let's do it." Su Beibei nodded: "Hurry up, I can't wait to hear her screams and begging for mercy!"
“You self-righteous human, what do you think I am? A human?” The girl in the green dress sneered, and suddenly her body turned into a tree about 1.5 meters tall. “My true form is a hundred-year-old tree spirit. I turned into a human form just to make it easier for me to walk in the human world. Your methods of dealing with humans will not work on me.”
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Xia Tian looked at her with a smile: "Don't talk big so early, I'll give you an injection first, so you can taste the pain."
"First elder, second elder, why are you still standing there? Kill him for me." The girl in green skirt was quite afraid of Xia Tian, and immediately shouted orders to the two old men in black robes.
Upon hearing the sound, the two old men in black robes moved immediately, like two black ghost shadows, floating in front of Xia Tian.
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"Don't bother me, go away." Xia Tian frowned slightly and slapped him slowly.
The slightly taller old man in black robe suddenly slashed out a cold light and met Xia Tian's palm.
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However, as soon as the cold light touched Xia Tian's palm, it was immediately slapped away and turned into a pool of thick green juice, splashing all over the wall in the distance.
Seeing that the situation was not good, the short old man moved and immediately wanted to step forward to help, but was blocked by Su Beibei.
"No need to show mercy, let's fight quickly!" The girl in the green dress shouted somewhat dissatisfiedly: "Get rid of these people as soon as possible, we still have to hurry to find the young lady!"
The bodies of the two old men in black robes suddenly emitted blinding green light.
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Su Beibei subconsciously raised her hand to block it, but Xia Tian grabbed her slender waist and moved away instantly.
"What is that green light?" Su Beibei felt a stinging sensation in her eyes, but it was quickly eliminated by a warm current coming from Xia Tian's palm.
Xia Tian said nonchalantly: "Whatever it is, it's annoying to look at. I'll take care of them."
After saying that, Xia Tian instantly flashed in front of the two old men.
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"You like to shine, right? Then I'll let you shine as much as you want."
Xia Tian grabbed the two old men's clothes with an unhappy look on his face, and suddenly slammed them together.
"stop!"
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The girl in the green dress became furious and rushed forward to stop it.
Unfortunately it's too late.
After the two old men came together, rolling green light began to flash uncontrollably.
Each green flash is hundreds of meters long.
It directly penetrated the cruise ship and skimmed across the sea surface. Wherever it passed, all the fish in the sea were killed.
Many of the wealthy people in the hall could no longer bear it. Not only did they die, but their faces were as pale as if they had been soaked in water for several days.
"This thing is too evil!" Su Beibei carefully avoided the flashing green light and said to Xia Tian: "Can you make it stop flashing?"
"Simple." Xia Tian still had a nonchalant expression.
"It's simple, you've caused a disaster, don't you know that?" The girl in the green skirt was terrified. "The first elder and the second elder are both guardians of the Flower God Sect. They have a ray of [Extreme Life Divine Light] in their bodies. When they are separated, they can still control it. If they are combined, it will be a disaster that destroys the world."
"Stop talking nonsense." Xia Tian curled his lips, "With me here, there won't be any disasters, let alone this little bit of light."
The girl in the green dress sneered: "You don't understand the horror of the Ultimate Life Divine Light. Unless it sucks away all life within a radius of hundreds of miles, it will never stop."
"You speak as if it were true." Xia Tian looked disdainful, and suddenly grabbed the green light tightly, exerting force: "Destroy it!"
"You are courting your own death. It's a pity that I have to die with you humans." The girl in the green dress sighed, revealing an unwilling expression, "This is the first time I accompany you on a mission, and I ended up like this. It's really a bad start."
The ball of green light trembled violently in Xia Tian's palm, emitting a few ear-shattering wails.
Su Beibei covered her ears directly.
The girl in the green dress was so frightened that she shrank into a ball and screamed because she could actually feel pain.
“Bang!”
Xia Tian was unmoved and continued to use it to crush it.
The green light dissipated immediately, like mist in the wind, quickly dissipating.
The green atmosphere in the hall also disappeared.
"Who... are you?" Seeing this, the girl in green dress could not help but stare at Xia Tian blankly, her eyes filled with disbelief and shock.
Xia Tian lazily patted his clothes and answered with a smile: "I am Xia Tian, the summer of spring, summer, autumn and winter, the best sky in the world, the best doctor in the world, and the best martial artist in the world. How about it, isn't it well-known?"
"You are Xia Tian?" The girl in the green dress actually heard of Xia Tian's name. "Then I didn't lose unfairly. However, you have offended the Flower God Cult, and you are doomed to die in the future."