I'll Smash Your Head if I Say So

"Um?"

Xia Tian was shocked to find that the person flying backwards was actually himself. After waking up in shock, he immediately dodged back.

"What's wrong with you..." Ning Ruirui also noticed something was wrong. Seeing Xia Tian flying back from a distance, she immediately stepped forward to ask.

"Little long-legged girl, don't say anything first. Take Xiao Douding to the side and watch." Xia Tian said to Ning Ruirui with a serious expression, "This bald guy is a bit weird. I need to study him carefully."

"Then you have to be careful. He seems to have come from the world of immortals and has reached the fusion stage." Ning Ruirui was not a pretentious person. She immediately understood what he meant and pulled the baby away to avoid him at a distance.

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The last time she met Su Ye, Xia Tian also showed a similar expression, which meant that things were not simple and she might not be able to help, so she would first make sure not to cause any more trouble.

Xia Tian just suffered a little loss because he didn't know the details. Now he smiled at Ning Ruirui and said, "Don't worry, little long-legged girl. I am the only one who beats people up. Even if he is in the Tribulation Crossing Stage, I will still beat him up."

"Haha, benefactor, please don't brag." The fat monk rubbed his hands slowly, with a kind smile on his face. "Although I am only in the fusion stage, I am several levels stronger than you. Although your body movements are amazing, the skills you learned are not systematic, and there are too many flaws... Hmm?"

Before he could finish his words, Xia Tian suddenly disappeared from where he was and appeared in front of the fat monk in the blink of an eye.

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This immortal cultivator who came from some Fanyin world did remind him of Su Ye whom he had met before, but the difference was that this monk was not as reckless as Su Ye. Instead, he had a smile on his face but a mysterious coldness in his heart.

Originally, Xia Tian had no interest in knowing what the monk wanted to do, so he did not stop Ning Ruirui and Guaibao from finding out what was going on.

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But he didn't expect that this idiot bald man would actually dare to set his sights on Ning Ruirui and the good baby. He absolutely could not tolerate that.

Just now he just did it casually, but now he is serious about it.

However, when the fat monk saw Xia Tian suddenly appear in front of him, he was not panicked at all. He had already made a hand seal and was waiting.

“Bang!”

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The fat monk was hit by Xia Tian's whip-kick and flew backwards like a cannonball.

"Huh?" Just a few seconds later, Xia Tian was shocked to find that the person who flew out turned into himself again. He couldn't help but feel a chill in his heart, stopped and flew back again.

When the fat monk saw Xia Tian coming back, he still kept a smile on his face and said, "My dear donor, I've said before that you are no match for me. Don't waste your energy."

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Xia Tian didn't waste any time talking to him. He used the Piaomiao Step again and in just a short moment, he threw dozens of punches at the fat monk.

"Haha, you are such a reckless man." The fat monk stood still, but none of the punches landed on him. "I have the Brahma Realm Seal in my hand. Even if you throw 10,000 punches at me, you can't hurt me at all."

Xia Tian didn't take it seriously: "What a bullshit handprint, it has no effect on me, I'm going to smash your bald head right now."

"Looking at your face, I can see that you are full of the three poisons of greed, anger and ignorance, and you are also sinking into depravity without knowing it." The fat monk kept his hand seals and persuaded, "Although your roots are ordinary, my Buddha is merciful and can save everyone. Why don't you become my disciple? Together we can go to the deep space and look for the aura of the Great Dao. Perhaps we can reach the other side together and achieve enlightenment."

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"I'm going to beat the crap out of you, you baldy-head!" Xia Tian got mad after hearing all this nonsense. He moved his fists faster, wanting to beat the annoying baldy-head to pieces as soon as possible.

Ning Ruirui and the good baby were watching from a distance and couldn't help but feel a little worried.

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"That monk seems to be quite powerful." Although the good boy had been talking nonsense to Xia Tian, ​​at the critical moment, he obviously hoped that Xia Tian could win.

"It's a bit weird, but Xia Tian should be able to think of a way to crack it." After all, Ning Ruirui had been on adventures with Xia Tian several times, and gradually gained some experience. She had already established an almost blind trust in Xia Tian in her heart.

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The sweet baby said at this time: "If he loses, then will we be defeated by this fat monk... Hey, it would be better to give Xia Tian a bargain."

"Don't worry, Xia Tian will never lose." Ning Ruirui couldn't help but emphasize.

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Having said that, I was still a little worried when I saw Xia Tian trying so hard but still failing to touch the other person's clothes.

Even if he hits someone and sends him flying backwards, he will inexplicably become Xia Tian himself.

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This monk is really weird.

"Donor, aren't you tired?" The fat monk said with a smile, "If my feeling is correct, after a few snaps of my fingers, the spiritual energy in your body will have a breakpoint. Although the time is very short, it is fatal enough. If you don't want to die, you'd better stop. I am not a murderer who kills without blinking an eye."

"Stop talking nonsense." Xia Tian said lazily, "I've seen through your trick. I'm going to punch you in the head later."

"He is indeed a stubborn person." The fat monk shook his head with some regret, and suddenly formed another hand seal with both hands at an extremely fast speed: "Brahma Realm Seal, destroy the devil!"

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Before the shouting stopped, the fat monk slowly pushed out with one hand.

Suddenly, a shadow of a Buddha statue that was ten thousand feet tall appeared, and it also thrust its huge left palm towards Xia Tian.

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"It's all fancy stuff, but it's bullshit!" Xia Tian curled his lips and didn't take it seriously. He just clenched his fists and used all his strength to face the huge Buddha's palm.

The fat monk shook his head, pretending to be compassionate to the arhat, and said, "Facing the virtual image of the Buddha, he still speaks evil words. If he is not punished, how can we save sentient beings?"

"Fuck you!" Xia Tian lazily cursed, "Do you really think you are invincible just because you are bald? Stop it!"

The fat monk glared at Xia Tian and shouted, "The True Seal of the Brahma Realm! Demon-breaking Thunder!"

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In the huge Buddha's palm, there was a faint flash of golden thunder.

"Okay, don't break it!" Xia Tian's figure suddenly disappeared from the spot, directly passed the huge Buddha's palm, appeared in front of the fat monk again, and slowly punched him.

"Donor, you are really stubborn to the point of being unreasonable." The fat monk's hand seal suddenly changed again, retracting the huge Buddha palm and returning to the immovable seal: "I haven't learned enough from the lesson just now... Ugh!"

Before he could finish his words, the fat monk was punched hard in the face, and his entire fat face was shaking.

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Just as the man was about to fly backwards, Xia Tian raised his foot and stepped on the fat monk's left foot, nailing him firmly in place, and then punched him several more times.

With just a few hits, the fat monk's head was bleeding and most of his teeth were broken.

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Xia Tian said with a grin, "I said I would smash your head, and I will smash your head! How do you feel now, you baldy?"

"What's going on?" After being punched, the fat monk took a long time to recover. He asked in astonishment, "My immovable seal is still there, how could you hit me?"

"Can't figure it out?" Xia Tian showed a smug expression on his face and looked at the fat monk with disdain.

The fat monk really couldn't figure it out. The pain in his body was actually unimportant, but the doubts in his heart made him feel anxious:

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"I am at the Fusion Stage, and you are only at the Golden Core Stage. There is no way you can cross the barrier between the two realms. Moreover, my Brahma Realm Seal is the supreme technique of the Immortal Realm. It is like a sword beheading a caterpillar when it comes to dealing with ants like you who have been abandoned by the immortals. How can it be ineffective?"

Xia Tian laughed even more happily, pointed at the fat monk and said, "I just like to see the confused expressions on your idiot faces."

"How is this possible? This is impossible!" The fat monk's external injuries recovered quickly, but the confusion in his eyes became deeper and deeper, because he found that his body could not move: "What did you do to me? Why can't I move?"

Xia Tian laughed: "Guess."

"Is it a spell to freeze you?" The fat monk sensed it and then shook his head: "No, you didn't chant any spell. Talisman paper? I didn't see you take it out..."

As he was talking, the fat monk's pupils suddenly shrank, and he said with some fear: "Could it be that you are actually the incarnation of some powerful immortal, and you have come to this abandoned place to train your mind?"

"You're such an idiot. You think too much." Xia Tian flashed a silver needle between his fingers. "This is enough to deal with you."

"Silver needle?" The fat monk's eyes widened, totally unable to accept this reality: "It's just a silver needle, and it's still an ordinary thing, how could it possibly break my Brahma Realm Seal and hold my body in place!"

Xia Tian curled his lips and said, "Believe it or not, you idiot have already been defeated by me."

“I refuse to accept this!” The fat monk struggled and roared, “You must have used some shameful magic or some strange ghost poison, otherwise, I would never lose to you.”

"Whether you obey or not is none of my business." Xia Tian yawned nonchalantly, "If you lose, you lose. Now it's your turn to do whatever I want to you, you idiot. No matter how loud you yell, it's useless."

The fat monk never thought that he would fail in such a place abandoned by immortals, and was defeated by a small-time figure in the Jindan stage.

After hesitating for a long time, he suddenly said, "Okay, I admit defeat. As long as you let me go, I will leave here."

"Do you think I will let you go?" Xia Tian looked at the fat monk as if he were an idiot.

"Then what do you want?" The fat monk shouted coldly, "I am a practicing monk in the Brahma Sound Realm. My natal magic tablet is kept in the Buddhist temple in the realm. If I make the slightest mistake, the Brahma Sound Realm will know the location of this place. Can you still fight against the entire Brahma Sound Realm?"

Xia Tian was unhappy to hear such words: "I didn't want to kill you at first, but now I really have to kill you."

"If you really have the guts, then come and try!" The fat monk was not afraid of death, and said in a cold voice: "Although the Fanyin Realm is not the upper nine realms of the Xiuxian Alliance, there are at least dozens of great masters in the Tribulation Crossing Stage. Even the ancestor of the realm, Fanyin Arhat, has touched the threshold of the True Immortal Realm. If you think you have the ability to fight against the True Immortal, then give it a try."

"Xia Tian, ​​calm down. He is trying to provoke you." Ning Ruirui knew Xia Tian's temper and immediately came out to persuade him.

The good boy also said: "Although I called you childish before, I believe you should know your limits. This person just wants to provoke you to take action. Don't be fooled."

"Haha, you are just a cowardly rat as expected." The fat monk chuckled, his disdain evident in his words.

"I know this idiot is trying to provoke me, but I'm really provoked by this." Xia Tian's temper really came up. A silver needle suddenly lit up between his fingers, and he hit the fat monk's bald head with it.

At this time, a figure rushed over from a distance, so fast that it almost broke through the remnants of the underworld.

From a distance, he shouted to Xia Tian: "Stop!"