Which Idiot Is Really a Fairy?
"Brother Xia, please stop joking. Didn't you see that the little monk was almost scared to death by you?"
Ye Meng laughed and patted Xia Tian on the shoulder, then said to Xia Wuji: "Don't be afraid, your last name is also Xia, maybe you were from the same origin thousands of years ago."
"It's impossible that he and I are from the same origin." Xia Tian denied it directly.
Xia Wuji also recovered from his shock and explained, "This humble monk and Mr. Xia have never met each other and we have no grudges against each other. If this humble monk really did something to Mr. Xia 20,000 years later, then this cause and effect should be resolved 20,000 years later, not now."
"So you are still alive now." Xia Tian curled his lips. He was not very interested in bullying the weak.
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Those idiots who were weaker than him who were killed in the past were purely because those idiots provoked him or his woman.
Although the little monk in front of him looked a bit annoying, he had not offended him yet. Moreover, he could kill this guy at any time, but he still wanted to see who was doing this.
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"Hmph, you even bully children. You are such a bad person." Qu Yanran was very unhappy with Xia Tian and subconsciously wanted to say something to him. She herself didn't know why.
Ye Mengbai clapped his hands and said seriously, "Okay, let's stop talking about small talk and talk about business."
"What's the matter?" Xia Tian yawned lazily.
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"Of course we need to find an exit and leave this ruin." Ye Mengbai looked at Xia Tian strangely: "Brother Xia, you don't want to stay here forever, do you?"
Xia Tian certainly doesn't want to stay here, not even at this time.
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"Brother Ye, if you have any ideas, just tell us directly. We will listen to you." Qu Yanran obviously had a good impression of Ye Mengbai and almost unconditionally supported all his decisions.
Jin Mufeng subconsciously glanced at Xia Tian, then nodded and said, "We should indeed discuss how to leave here."
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"But we still have no idea where this place is and how to get out." Xia Wuji still clasped his hands together and said worriedly.
"This is definitely not the True Immortal Realm, but it is very likely the ruins left behind by a True Immortal."
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Ye Mengbai slowly explained: "Not only is the terrain complex, but there are also hidden dangers, like the poisonous vine that stabbed Fellow Daoist Jin before. There are also many. There may even be real monsters, so we must not stay here for long."
Without waiting for others to ask, he casually pointed at Xia Tian and said, "When I met Brother Xia just now, I learned from him that the Immortal Cultivation Alliance does exist. And it is most likely nearby, so there is probably a teleportation formation leading there in these ruins."
Finally, he said: "The first thing we need to do is to find this teleportation formation. What do you think?"
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"Is there really an Immortal Cultivation Alliance?"
Jin Mufeng showed a puzzled expression: "I only heard about it from my master before, but no one from our place has ever been to the Immortal Cultivation Alliance."
Xia Wuji thought about it, and then said affirmatively: "There should be, otherwise, where did this legend come from?"
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"I think he's just talking nonsense." Qu Yanran looked at Xia Tian with some suspicion. "Who knows if what he said is true or not? Maybe it's a bait sent by the evil spirit to lure us into a trap."
Xia Tian said unhappily, "Hey, if you want a beating, just tell me, I will definitely satisfy you."
"You're the one who deserves a beating!" Qu Yanran glared at Xia Tian fiercely, "I just doubted you, why...ah!"
Before she could finish her words, Xia Tian slapped her somewhere on the face.
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“It’s pretty flexible.”
Xia Tian said nonchalantly, "This is your only advantage. Your appearance is just okay, and your figure is worse than that of my candidate for the concubine."
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"You, you... you lecher!"
Qu Yanran was so angry that her pretty face flushed, and she drew her sword and rushed towards Xia Tian: "I'm going to kill you!"
Ye Mengbai stepped forward and held her wrist, then took away her sword with one turn: "Yanran, stop making trouble."
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"He, he hit me there!"
Qu Yanran felt a little aggrieved, "Brother Ye, you are still helping him. I, I...I will never talk to you again!"
"You misunderstood Brother Xia." Ye Mengbai sighed, then pointed to the ground and said, "Look, what is that?"
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Qu Yanran was stunned for a moment, then looked in the direction Ye Mengbai pointed, and was shocked to find a black beetle the size of a fingernail lying on the ground.
"Soul-eating insect!"
Jin Mufeng was so frightened that he took several steps back. He had been bitten by this kind of insect before and almost lost his life. "This, this... Is there a soul-eating insect here too?"
"It should be the one that stuck to Yanran's skirt when we passed through the Dark Soul Forest just now."
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Ye Mengbai sighed and said with a little fear: "At that time, our attention was on Brother Jin, and we didn't notice it, so it has been hiding until now. If it weren't for Brother Xia's action, the consequences would be disastrous."
Qu Yanran's pretty face also turned pale, because she had seen how powerful this kind of insect was.
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When they first arrived here, there were twelve of them, two of whom died in the Fire Snake Pond. Except for the four of them who survived, the rest all died at the hands of these insects.
Anyone bitten by these bugs will quickly become paralyzed all over, then fester, their souls will dissolve... and eventually turn into a pool of pus in pain.
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Qu Yanran was very afraid of pain and even more afraid of being embarrassed. The sight of her body being rotten was a lifelong nightmare for her.
Thinking of this, I suddenly felt a little grateful to Xia Tian: "Well, I'm sorry, I wronged you."
"No, you didn't blame me."
Xia Tian did not accept this gratitude, and said with a smile: "I just want to beat you up. If you scold me again, I will beat you again in the future."
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"You!" Qu Yanran was angry again, but this time she didn't say anything. She just bit her lower lip and held it in.
"Okay, everyone, pack up and we'll be leaving soon."
Ye Mengbai shook his head and smiled bitterly, then said to the other two: "I have explored the two directions of southeast and found nothing. So we will head north this time."
"Why not head west?" Qu Yanran asked with some confusion.
Ye Mengbai patted Qu Yanran's head speechlessly: "We came from the west."
"Oh, oh." Qu Yanran was also embarrassed by her own stupidity.
Xia Tian laughed and said, "You are so stupid yet cute. I will call you a stupid girl from now on."
"No! I'm not stupid, and I'm not a wench!"
Qu Yanran firmly objected and protested strongly: "I, Qu Yanran, am the only cultivator in the Fusion Stage in the past thousand years of the Thousand Illusions Realm. I am also the eldest disciple of the Purple Moon Sword Sect. Although I have not yet received any honorific title, sooner or later my name will be known throughout the realm. How come in your mouth, I will become a girl!"
"Qianhuan what, Ziyue what?"
Xia Tian yawned lazily, "Such a long name is hard to remember, so just call her Huan Yue."
"Fantasy Moon?" Qu Yanran was stunned for a moment. After reciting it a few times, she laughed and said, "This title is quite good. From now on, I will be called Fairy Fantasy Moon."
Xia Tian felt like he had heard this name somewhere.
While the two of them were talking, Jin Mufeng and Xia Wuji had already packed up.
Ye Mengbai turned to Xia Tian and Qu Yanran and said, "Brother Xia, Yanran, stop chatting and let's go."
"Brother Ye, I have a title now!" Qu Yanran smiled at Ye Mengbai with a look of surprise, "Xia Tian just gave me a very resounding title. From now on, I will be the Fairy Huanyue."
"Fairy Huanyue?" Ye Mengbai read it once, and then said, "This name is indeed good. Why don't you thank Brother Xia Dao?"
"Hmph, I won't thank him." Qu Yanran snorted proudly and ignored Xia Tian.
Xia Tian yawned, but he didn't mind. He just said it casually.
Soon, the five of them left the ruined palace together and headed north.
But not long after they left, several figures rushed over and followed behind them not too far away.
We walked north for about seven or eight days, and were finally blocked by a mountain that towered into the clouds.
"What mountain is this?" Qu Yanran looked puzzled. "Why didn't we see it before? Why did it suddenly appear in front of us?"
Xia Tian curled his lips: "It means we have reached the border."
"What border?" Jin Mufeng asked.
Xia Wuji thought for a moment, then said, "It should be the border of this ruin."
"good."
Ye Mengbai nodded in agreement. "This ruin is most likely the cave where a True Immortal used to retreat in ancient times. I don't know why it was ruined. But the remaining True Immortal charm has nurtured this place into a paradise."
Jin Mufeng's eyes turned, and then he said: "If it is the cave of a true immortal, then...will there be treasures left by the true immortal here?"
When Xia Wuji heard this, he had some thoughts, but he quickly chanted the Buddha's name and secretly repented for having such greedy thoughts.
"Okay, stop pretending. You are not a monk anymore." Qu Yanran said disapprovingly.
Ye Mengbai pointed ahead and said, "There seems to be a cave under that mountain. Maybe we can find something there."
As he said this, he flew over first.
Others followed closely behind.
When I arrived in front of the cave, I suddenly saw eight golden characters: "Xiansheng Cave Heaven, the Remains of the True Immortal."
"It is indeed a cave left behind by a true immortal." Jin Mufeng showed an ecstatic look on his face, "Then we are going to be rich. As long as there are one or two supernatural treasures left in it, it will be enough for us to use for the rest of our lives."
"If there are natural treasures, the benefits will also be great." Xia Wuji could not hide the enthusiasm in his heart.
Qu Yanran also became excited: "It seems that this is not a place where we are in trouble, but a place where we have adventures. This is a real immortal cave. Even if there is only a little bit of it, it will be enough to greatly improve our cultivation."
"Who said this is the real immortal cave?" Xia Tian curled his lips at this time and poured cold water on them with a look of disdain.
"Hey, Xia Tian, you can't stand seeing us doing well, right?" Qu Yanran rolled her eyes at Xia Tian, "Isn't it written here, the True Immortal's Mansion."
Xia Tian said with a mocking look on his face: "Which idiot immortal do you think would write this for his own cave?"