Chapter 201 Fortune-Telling with Life

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"Ahhh..."

Humpty Humpty struggled desperately with all four limbs, and made a duck-like cry from his throat. {first release}

"Who the hell are you?" All Wang Zhu's anger was directed at the short and fat Taoist priest, and the stubborn and deadly card owner, the short and fat man roared loudly.

"Ahh..."

"Are you going to say it or not? Say it!" Wang Clumsy forcefully.

"Ahhh..."

"Don't tell me, do you? I'll strangle you to death!"

"Ah..." Humpty Humpty rolled his eyes and foamed at the mouth after being pinched.

"Damn it, it's disgusting." Only then did Wang Zhu realize that the other party couldn't speak at all, and the strength in his hands relaxed a little.

"I'm a Maoshan Taoist priest!" The short fat man breathed a sigh of relief, begging for mercy repeatedly.

"I know you are a Maoshan Taoist priest, and it was you who almost killed me by the white-haired female demon." Wang Zhu said viciously.

"Poverty counts that you can subdue that female ghost, how would you know..." Humpty Humpty struggled with his limbs to defend himself.

"Hey, you still think I will kill you when I meet you." Wang foolishly smiled.

"Ah...that's my nonsense." The short fat man blushed in fright, and struggled even more, but he was held down by Wang stupid, unable to move.

"Why don't you subdue the female ghost yourself?" Wang Zhu asked.

"That female ghost is full of grievances, her bones block the eyes of the yin and yang springs, she is extremely fierce, and she can even control the entire villa. I am just an outer disciple of Maoshan, and my magic power is shallow..."

"Grandma, damn Taoist, evasive, you three sneaking around in the middle of the fucking night just to watch the excitement?" Wang Zhu cursed.

"me……"

"Do you believe that I will strangle you to death?" Wang Zhu's hands tightened like iron clamps.

"Ah... I said I said..." The short and fat Taoist screamed like killing a pig.

"Say!"

"I'm just an outer disciple of Maoshan,

There is no Taoism, just proficient in numbering and numerology, please go to this haunted house to check the feng shui, trapped by the female ghost, in order to escape, I use the five-year life span to draw a hexagram, calculate that you will come here, and help the female ghost escape..."

"The question is, what good do you have?" Wang Zhu snorted coldly, but he was relieved in his heart. This short and fat Taoist priest is a half-baked guy. not allowed.

"I, I... ah... I said, I said... I ask my people to promise that as long as the female ghost is driven away, they will give me a big red envelope..."

"Sure enough, he is a cheap Taoist priest who is greedy for money!" Wang Zhu snorted coldly.

"I'm divination with my life." The dumpy Taoist said with a mournful face.

"The problem is, your fucking calculations are not accurate at all, and you almost killed me!" Wang Zhu was furious.

"Brother, how can you blame me! Even if I don't figure it out, you will come here, what should happen will still happen, it is destined..."

"Hey, yes, you are destined to be killed by me."

"Ah... I lied to that female ghost, brother, spare me!" The short fat man was trembling with fright, his crotch was wet a lot, and he looked terrified.

"You really figured out that I would kill you?" Wang Zhu couldn't help being taken aback when he saw the fearful look in the short and fat Taoist's eyes.

"me……"

"You are pitiful enough. You are not good at learning, and you make mistakes again and again. I am too lazy to kill you just like you!" Feeling depressed, he let go of the Taoist priest and stood up, patting the dust off his body.

"That's right, it's because I'm not good at learning skills, it's because I'm not good at learning skills." Seeing that Wang Zhu let him go, the short and fat Taoist was immediately moved to tears.

"What about these corpses?" Wang Zhu asked.

"Let's just leave, we don't have much to do." The short and fat Taoist glanced at the corpses all over the ground and shivered.

"Our footprints are everywhere here, maybe there are hairs and the like. If you don't want to be wanted in the next life, you'd better find a way to clean it up."

"Ah... this... how about burying the corpse... no, no, no, no, there is a spring of Yin and Yang in this place, if the corpse turns into a ghost, it will be terrible... just set it on fire!"

"Do you think this place can be burned?" Wang Zhu looked at the chunky Taoist priest with an idiot expression on his face.

"..." The chunky Taoist glanced at the empty villa, speechless.

"Grandma's, I'm a wanted criminal anyway, so it doesn't matter what more. Don't blame me for not reminding you when you become a wanted criminal."

"Let's think about it... Let's think about it... Yes, there is hell fire in the eyes of this Yin-Yang spring, otherwise, I will burn down this villa with the fire of hell... But..." The short and fat Taoist hesitated to speak.

"what's wrong?"

"My mana is shallow, and I cannot ignite the fire of hell unless..."

"Unless what?"

"I want... I want... I want Shouyang..."

"You're a fucking waste of food while you're alive. Besides, forget it, you should have died by my hands. You're still alive, and you earned it for nothing. It's worth spending some time on longevity." Wang stupidly scolded. .

"It took five years for me to calculate you, and it took another five years to trigger the fire of hell this time... woo woo..."

"Looking at you, you are only in your thirties. There should be no problem in living to seventy. Even if it takes ten years, you can still live for thirty years. What are you in a hurry for?"

"……All right."

The chunky Taoist gritted his teeth, walked to the pit where the corpses were buried, took out some powder from his body, drew some mysterious symbols on the ground, and muttered words.

"I would like to invite the three Heavenly Venerables of the Three Qings and Three Realms, Taishang Laojun, Zhang Zhao Erlang, Yue Wang Patriarch Li Gongzhen, Dongshan Old Man, Nanshan Younger Sister, Nanhai Guanyin, Fuxi Shennong, Emperor Xuanyuan, Thunder God, Pangu Sage King, Earth Mother Yuanjun, Jade Emperor, Hengshan Qilang, Luoshan Jiulang, Three-day Kaihuang, Wuyue Dadi, Shenxiao Palace, Dragon and Tiger Profound Altar Zhao Marshal, Sanmao Zhenjun, Five Stars and Twenty-Eight Mansions, all gods hold spells and spells, and wish with the Taoist meat ball To save all living beings from suffering, to heal diseases and bring them back to life, to subdue demons and eradicate evil spirits, and to avoid evil. May Kuigang protect the body with mighty spirits that will be remarkably powerful.

"Fleshball Taoist..." Wang Zhu was listening intently, and couldn't help laughing when he heard the Taoist recite his name.

"Oh, don't bother me!" The short and fat Taoist priest was interrupted by Wang Zhu, and said angrily.

"what's wrong?"

"I don't have enough magic power. If I don't concentrate, I can't cast spells." The short and fat Taoist looked frustrated.

"Okay, I won't disturb you, you start over." Wang Zhu grinned.

This time, the chunky Taoist priest did not recite the Qidu text directly, but took out a small cloth bag from his body, and carefully took out the scented wax bowls and chopsticks from it.

"Damn it, that's fine too!" Looking at the bowl not much bigger than a finger and the joss stick as thick as a toothpick, Wang Chou looked surprised.

"Hey... it's inconvenient to carry, everything is simple, and the patriarch has a lot of adults, so I won't be surprised." The short and fat Taoist said with a smile.

"Well, I won't bother you." Wang Zhu walked away with a face full of defeat.

The short fat man nodded, his expression became serious, he set up an altar facing the east, lit three sandalwood sticks and inserted them into the rice bowl, then knelt on the ground, burned three pieces of yellow paper, kowtowed three heads, and made a "ten" on the ground with the middle finger of his right hand Put your calf on the "ten" character, press your right leg on your left leg, that is, use a single disc posture, sit on the floor, burn a magic talisman, then close your eyes slightly, keep your body upright, hang your head above your head, and breathe out nine times through your nose and mouth. Then put your hands on the lower Dan in a ball-like shape

"...Sanmao Zhenjun, with five stars and twenty-eight mansions, the gods hold spells and spells, and the meat ball Taoist priests wish to save all living beings from suffering, heal diseases and bring them back to life, cast down demons and eliminate evil, and avoid evil. , Wanling is called Wanling, not Ziling...Pfft!"

The chunky Taoist suddenly bit his tongue, and sprayed a mouthful of blood on the rice.

A burst of hasty and complicated incantations spit out from the short and fat Taoist priest's mouth.

With a sound of "Boom!", blue flames suddenly rose from the deep pit.

The flames spread out little by little without a sound, and a corpse lying dead by the pit touched the flames and immediately turned into ashes...

"This is the fire of hell!" Looking at the corpse that had been reduced to ashes, Wang Zhu was terrified.

"Let's go!"

The chunky Taoist priest saw the blue flames spreading in the air, and his clumsy and obese body suddenly became flexible. He swept the utensils on the ground into his bag and rushed out.

"I rely on it!"

Seeing that the short and fat Taoist priest had run away, Wang Zhu hurriedly followed and ran out.

The two ran out of the courtyard of the villa, rushed out of the iron gate, and looked at the dark and dilapidated villa from a distance.

The blue flame didn't need a medium at all, and it spread out in just a few breaths, and the entire villa was engulfed in flames.

This is a very strange burning, soundless.

The blue flame was only ignited little by little, it didn't sway, and the sea breeze couldn't shake it, filled with a mysterious and terrifying aura.

It is unbelievable that, under the burning of the blue flames, the villa turned into dust and collapsed.

The scene in front of him was something Wang Chu would never forget.

The huge villa was completely reduced to ashes without leaving the slightest residue, and even when it collapsed, it didn't make the slightest sound.

Everything was going on without a sound. The villa that stood in the darkness had been razed to the ground, and the terrifying hellfire also began to be extinguished slowly.

In the distance, the siren of the 119 fire alarm came. Obviously, someone nearby called the police.

"Let's go, there will be nothing left in this place." The short and fat Taoist priest shook his head, sighed, and walked towards the beach by the sea.

"Will Lao Shizi's hell fire go out?" Wang Zhu was a little worried.

"That's not the flame of this world. I don't have the mana to maintain it even if I want it to burn." The chunky Taoist smiled wryly.

"It's good to extinguish it, it's good to extinguish it." Wang Zhu was terrified, but it was a flame that could burn everything.

"Now, we should worry about that white-haired female demon." The short and fat Taoist priest looked at the boundless sea with a melancholy expression on his face.

"What's there to worry about?" Wang Zhu said disapprovingly.

"You don't know the danger of 魃. If you knew, you wouldn't say that." The short and fat Taoist sighed.

"Isn't it just a thousand miles away? I let her go to the other side of the sea. If she wants to harm, she will also harm the country on the other side of the sea. It's none of our business."

"You sent the white-haired girl to go to the sea?" The short and fat Taoist was taken aback.

"Yes."

"She listened to you?" The dumpy Taoist looked at Wang Zhu with an incredulous expression on his face.

"something wrong?"

"Did you give her the bone bead?"

"Yes."

"Did you bleed the bone bead?"

"Yes."

"Oops." The dumpy Taoist turned pale with shock. r g

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