Chapter 327 Xiao Hei's Beast
Seeing that Cao Susu was in a better mood, Wang stupidly boiled water with an electric kettle, drank a cup of boiling water, and added a stove, both of them were warm. For more exciting novels, please visit q.e
"Huh... so much food, is it for me?" Wang Chu remembered the heavy plastic bag, quickly lifted it up and put it on the grill, opened it and saw that it was all snacks such as chicken wings and drumsticks, and was overjoyed.
"no."
"..." Wang Zhu, who was happily tearing off the packaging, suddenly turned into a fossil.
"It's for Xiao Hei." Cao Susu covered her mouth and giggled.
"So it was for that beast." Wang Zhu put down the chicken leg in his hand in embarrassment.
"You eat one first, and I will bring it to you next time."
"Forget it, stupid brother, how can I compete with that beast for food."
"Stupid brother, can you call Xiao Hei out?" Cao Susu asked cautiously.
"no problem."
Wang Zhu immediately summoned Xiao Hei. Xiao Hei seemed to be sleeping. He was forcibly summoned by Wang Zhu. He was not in a good mood. After realizing that there was no danger, he didn't even open his eyelids, and fell asleep on the ground.
"Lazy thing, get up!" Wang Zhu kicked Xiao Hei's body, but this guy had rough skin and thick flesh, so he didn't respond at all.
"Xiao Hei, I'll bring you something to eat." Cao Susu picked up Wang Zhu's bag of chicken legs that hadn't been torn open, and put it next to Xiao Hei's nose.
"Woo..."
Xiao Hei suddenly opened his eyes, turned over and stood up, crackling, and swept the snacks on the grill on the ground, checking them one by one, raising his huge head from time to time and grinning silly at Cao Susu, watching Wang Zhu felt very angry.
"Grandma, you are a ghost exorcist, can you have a bit of dignity and a bit of a beast?" Wang Zhu kicked Xiao Hei's ass hard.
"It's not a lion or a tiger, it's just a big bear. What kind of beast does it need?" Cao Susu said with a grin.
"Woooo..." Xiao Hei shook his head desperately at Cao Susu, as if he wanted to say that he was not a big bear, but Cao Susu didn't seem to understand what it meant, so he immediately nodded at Wang Zhu.
"What is it doing?" Cao Susu asked curiously.
"It wants to tell you that it's not a bear." Wang Zhu smirked, but didn't nod.
"It's obviously a bear. Could it be that it still thinks it's a human?" Cao Susu patted Xiao Hei's head, comforting Xiao Hei.
"Aww..." Xiao Hei probably felt that the name Gouxiong was an insult to him, so he let out a low growl in protest, and kept pleading with Wang Zhu with his small eyes.
"Why is it looking at you?" Cao Susu felt something was wrong.
"It wants to prove to you that it's really not a bear." Wang Chu laughed when he saw Xiao Hei deflated.
"Can you prove it? Doesn't it look like this?" Cao Susu looked at Xiao Hei in surprise.
"certainly."
"Then let it prove it." Cao Susu begged.
"...This, alright." Wang Zhu saw that Cao Susu couldn't refuse, so he used his spiritual thoughts to make Xiao Hei take off the bear skin.
"Aww, aww, aww!"
Xiao Hei was jumping and jumping happily, suddenly, its huge body turned into a piece of skin, and there was a "jingling" sound, and the things Wang Chu put on Xiao Hei fell to the ground.
"Ah... my four-phase ancient jade! This is a four-phase ancient jade worth hundreds of millions!"
Seeing the four-phase ancient jade fall to the ground, Wang Zhu's ass seemed to be pricked by a needle. He bounced up and rushed to the ground. He hurriedly cleaned up the four-phase ancient jade.
"Where is Xiao Hei?"
"I don't know... It's okay, it's not broken, Wang Zhu carefully tidied up the four-phase ancient jade."
"Is this jade very valuable?" Cao Susu looked at the nervous Wang Zhu, and subconsciously touched the ancient four-phase jade on her neck. hanging around her neck.
"It's worth at least 100 million, and it's not something you can buy with money. Many people go bankrupt just for this piece of jade. Xiao Hei, get the hell out of me!" Immediately, the evil turned to the gall and shouted.
"Aww!"
A low voice recalled, the majestic Xiao Hei appeared in the hall with his mane flying, his shiny hair and high head, all showing his arrogance looking down on the world, those small eyes were actually shining brightly.
"Ah... it... is it Xiao Hei?"
Cao Susu raised her neck and looked at the mighty and majestic Xiao Hei, dumbfounded. Compared with the big bear at the beginning, Xiao Hei's body is actually a little smaller, but the muscular figure and mane of the head are far beyond the comparison of the big bear.
"Aww."
Xiao Hei walked up to Cao Susu with his head held high and his huge head rubbed against Cao Susu twice, as if to prove that he was Xiao Hei.
"Wow...it's really you, Xiao Hei, you are so beautiful! Oh... no, you are really majestic!" Cao Susu hugged Xiao Hei's big head excitedly.
"Is it necessary to be so affectionate?"
Seeing the intimacy of one man and one beast, Wang Chu felt sour.
"Stupid brother, why did you let him wear that ugly bearskin coat?" Cao Susu protested.
"Aww." Xiao Hei also looked aggrieved.
"It's not for these treasures." Wang Zhu pointed to the treasures on the grill.
"Oh... is this four-phase ancient jade really worth hundreds of millions?" Cao Susu asked.
"certainly."
"It's so precious...I'll give it back to you..." Cao Susu hastily unbuttoned her down jacket, trying to take off the four-phase ancient jade around her neck.
"It's all given to you, why give it back to me? Keep it! It's helpful for cultivation, and it can also prolong your life. It's no problem for you to live for decades."
"Too expensive..."
"Look at you, that's how we see each other, our relationship..." Seeing Cao Susu's face flushed, Wang Zhu realized that he had touched her sore spot, and quickly stopped talking.
"Stupid brother... I... I want to tell you something..." Cao Susu faltered, hesitated to speak.
"Say, it's okay, there are only the two of us here... Hey, there is also Xiao Hei." Wang Zhu glanced at Xiao Hei who was busy counting snacks.
"You let it go first."
"Ah... it can't even listen?" Wang Zhu looked surprised.
"No." Cao Susu lowered her head, pursed her lips, her face flushed.
"Okay, Xiao Hei, put on the bear skin!"
"call!"
As soon as Wang Zhu finished speaking, there was a gust of wind blowing in the hall, and the fat bear skin had already been worn on Xiao Hei's body, and the majestic ghost exorcist turned into a dirty, clumsy big black bear.
"Put these things away, if they are damaged, I will castrate you!"
"Aww!"
Dissatisfied, Xiao Hei yelled at Wang Zhu a few times, bowed his paws left and right, and stuffed all the bits and pieces on the grill into his stomach.
"Take the food with you, too."
"Aoooooooooo..."
Xiao Hei's mood immediately became happy, pouted his buttocks, and swept a large bag of snacks into his stomach, Cao Susu was stunned for a while, she understood why Xiao Hei's stomach was so bloated, it turned out that It is its mobile warehouse.
"Okay, it's gone, you can talk now." After driving Xiao Hei away, Wang Zhu sat down beside Cao Susu solemnly.
"Stupid... stupid brother..."
"Speak, I'm listening."
"I...I said...you can't blame me."
"Sister Susu, if you don't tell me, how would I know!" Wang Zhu wailed.
"Okay... I said... I said... I was... I lied to you..."
"What did you lie to me? What can I lie to?" Wang Zhu was at a loss.
"That day...that day...we didn't sleep..."
"What do you mean?" Wang stupid was at a loss.
"That is, we didn't have sex that day. You practiced so much that you couldn't perceive the outside world. I asked Xiao Hei to move you into the room, take off your wet clothes, and wipe them with warm water. When I wiped them, I was very hot." , I took off my coat and changed into a thin pajamas, and then you misunderstood me as sleeping." Cao Susu saw that Wang Zhu didn't understand, and became anxious, and he quickly dismissed the matter like a machine gun. To make it clear, I didn't stutter anymore.
"Is that so?!" Wang Zhu looked at Cao Susu blankly.
"Yes, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have lied to you..." Cao Susu lowered her head, not daring to look at Wang Zhu, and said weakly.
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..."
Wang Zhu suddenly seemed to go crazy, danced, hugged Cao Susu and bit and gnawed, but he didn't notice that Cao Susu's face was already pale, and tears were pouring down like rain.
"Susu, what's the matter with you?" Finally, Wang Zhu found that Cao Susu was crying silently.
"It's okay...it's okay..." Cao Susu wiped away tears.
"Did I say something wrong again?" Wang Zhu looked at Cao Susu with a worried face.
"Stupid brother...you...don't tell me you really hate me so much...hate so much...hate so much...uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupuuuuuuuuuuuupuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu> Woo cried.
"Susu, it's not what you think. I live with you, and I have to suffer every day. Every year, I rack my brains thinking about going to bed with you, and I even have to control the desire to peek at you in the shower... "Wang stupid smiled bitterly.
"Really?" Cao Susu, who was raining with pear blossoms, raised her head and looked at Wang Zhu with disbelief, "Are you comforting me?"
"No, what I said from the bottom of my heart, if there is a half-truth, the sky will be struck by lightning, and there will be no whole body..."
"You swear again! You said don't swear lightly." Cao Susu covered Wang Zhu's mouth, and stared at Wang Zhu angrily, with tears still on her face.
"Hey, I'm a scum, God dare not do anything to me..."
"boom!"
Suddenly, a snow-white lightning flashed outside the window, and then, there was an earth-shattering thunderbolt, as if the whole sky suddenly collapsed, and it rained heavily outside.
"Damn it!" Wang Zhu was taken aback, and hurriedly checked every room and closed all the windows.
"See if you still lie next time." Cao Susu giggled.
"I don't believe you really dare to hack me..."
"Boom boom boom..."
As soon as Wang Zhu finished speaking, there was another burst of lightning and thunder outside, and the rolling thunder sounded incessantly, as if it was about to squeeze into this small living room.
"Let's talk about it again."
Looking at the stunned Wang Zhu, Cao Susu laughed so hard that her branches trembled wildly.
"Unscientific, unscientific!" Wang Zhu shook his head.
"Hmph, Lei Gong specially hacks people like you who lie and swear indiscriminately." Cao Susu pouted.
"The problem is, I didn't lie, why did you hit me?" Wang Zhu said indignantly.
"Are you really not lying?" Cao Susu blushed a little on his face.
"Really not, if I say it, it will thunder..." Wang Zhu paused for a moment, and looked outside.
"what?"
"The sky is struck by lightning!" Wang Zhu said decisively.
"Boom boom boom boom boom boom..."
Outside, there was a terrifying series of thunders, and the whole building trembled, as if a giant beast was awakened and was running wildly on the ground.