The End of Online Games in the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 832: Hephaestus Licking the Dog

"what is it call?"

Shang Ji was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and then asked with a solemn expression.

"The male name is Hephaestus, and the female name is Medusa!"

"Hephaestus? Are you sure it's called Hephaestus?"

"It's the lord, it's definitely called Hephaestus!"

After confirming that the person who came was really called Hephaestus, Shang Ji was really stunned. After participating in the national war for so long, Shang Ji has also done a lot of research on other civilized areas, not to mention knowing it well, but he has heard of famous people like Hephaestus.

Although influenced by some film and television works, Medusa is more famous than Hephaestus to a certain extent, but if you have a little understanding of Greek mythology, you will know that the two of them are not of the same magnitude at all!

Hephaestus, although the sense of existence is not high, but the son of Zeus, the king of Greek mythology, and Hera, the queen of heaven, is one of the twelve main gods of Greek mythology with high status. Its status is even higher than that of the Eighteenth Princes in Huaxia District!

Of course, according to Greek myths and legends, although this guy has the title of Vulcan, he doesn't have any strong fighting power, and he is even a lame man. However, he is a veritable god of casting. The famous gods in Greek mythology, such as Zeus' lightning spear, Poseidon's trident, Hades' double-pronged fork, etc., were all cast by him.

According to myths and legends, Hephaestus also created a golden female robot to assist him in forging research. The robot is extremely flexible and can even speak. This is no longer something that can be solved by casting a technology!

In other words, Hephaestus is definitely a god-level casting master, and he may not only cast one skill to reach the god-level level!

Compared with him, Medusa, another snake girl who is also quite well-known, is not worth mentioning.

"Please come in both of them!"

"Hephaestus (Medusa) greets you!"

The two walked hand in hand and saluted respectfully at first. This made Shang Ji nod silently in his heart, and he was still worried that the embarrassing situation like Andre would happen again.

"You two, please stand up!"

Shang Ji didn't dare to push it too far, and hurriedly called the two of them to get up. Leaving aside Medusa, Hephaestus should be treated with courtesy regardless of his status.

After the two got up, Shang Ji had time to take a closer look at the two of them. Hephaestus, as in myths and legends, has one leg disabled, and his appearance is really not flattering.

How should I put it, let's not talk about how real the "gods" in the mythical civilization area are, but they are basically handsome men and beautiful women. Hephaestus is placed among the gods of mythological civilization, basically It is equivalent to an ugly duckling popping out of a flock of white swans.

As for Medusa, for some reason, the typical snake hair in myths and legends did not appear, nor did she have the temperament of a witch.

Dressed in a typical Greek classical white robe, the whole person looks weak and weak, with a somewhat inseparable sadness between his brows, which is very similar to the Cassandra priest before the fusion of Angel Heart.

"Guided by the God of Creation, the two lost people are eager for your enlightenment!"

Hephaestus spoke first, with a hint of exhaustion hard to hide in his rough voice.

Shang Ji felt a bit pained, he always came here before and directly confessed to the Lord, even if he met Andre, he was just asking for conditions, why do these two need any guidance?

Mentor? Businessmen are not good at this thing either!

Invite people to bring tea,

Shang Ji asked the two to sit down. Hephaestus and Medusa began to tell their tragic experiences.

Let’s talk about Hephaestus first. This buddy’s life is a big coffee table full of "cups". Since he was born, he was disgusted by Hera because of his ugly appearance and congenital disabilities, and threw him at the foot of Mount Olympus. Fortunately, he was brought up by Thetis, the goddess of the sea, and taught him the ability to forge.

Later, when Hephaestus grew up, he gradually revealed his amazing casting talent and forged many magical weapons.

By chance, Hera discovered that the son she had abandoned at the beginning could create an artifact that amazed the gods, so she began to recall Hephaestus back to Olympus, cared for him, and made the decision to bring Hephaestus back to Olympus. Aphrodite, the famous beauty in mythology, the god of love, beauty, and sex, married Hephaestus.

Regardless of how Hera's mother did here, Hephaestus, who obviously has the fate of the protagonist of modern online novels, did not come to a happy ending just because he married Aphrodite and was promoted to the twelve main gods. On the contrary, His tragic "divine" life has just begun!

Because of his ugly appearance and a lame leg, although Hephaestus is one of the twelve main gods, he is often ridiculed by his brothers and sisters.

And even though he is the twelve main gods in name, he is actually a coolie. One day he builds a palace for one main god, and the next day he makes a carriage for another main god.

And his beautiful temperament Although Aphrodite is the god of love and beauty, his behavior is dissolute, he dislikes the ugly appearance of Hephaestus, has several lovers outside, and even gave birth to a large number of children.

Not long ago, the sun god couldn't stand it anymore, and told Hephaestus, who had been kept in the dark, about it.

One can imagine the mood of Hephaestus at that time. In his rage, he used a golden net to catch Aphrodite and Ares who were stealing on the bed on the spot, and summoned the gods to come. In the end, under the persuasion of Poseidon, the god of the sea, the two Ares were released.

Hearing this, Shang Ji already expressed deep sympathy for this old man's experience, but what really stunned Shang Ji was the next divine development!

Aphrodite, who was caught raped on the spot, seemed to be fine, without the slightest sense of remorse, and instead drove Hephaestus out of the house and never saw him again!

If it's just this, it can only show that Aphrodite is a shameless slutty woman, and any man with a little bit of ambition will resolutely draw a clear line from her.

But our Mr. Vulcan is worthy of being the benchmark in the dog licking world. When he saw Aphrodite getting angry, he panicked and tried every means to seek Aphrodite's "forgiveness"!

To this end, he even went to seek Hera's help.

And Hera, the mother, is also the best, and she gave Hephaestus a trick to make him a unique and exquisite jewelry in the world, so as to please Aphrodite.

As one might expect, dog licking didn't go down well.

Hephaestus tried his best to make a unique rose ring (it is said that Cupid was born and brought roses), but in the end he failed to win back Aphrodite's "favor".

Looking at Hephaestus, who had no business attitude, Shang Ji suddenly felt a toothache, what the hell is this?

As a man, no, a male god, he is still one of the twelve high-ranking gods, and he is so useless. Even though he is not related to Hephaestus, Shang Ji still has a kind of anger and hatred for his misfortune. Feel!

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