Chapter 69 The Deer and the Cauldron Movie Version

Chapter 69 The Deer and the Cauldron Movie

Beijing has been designated as the capital since the Yuan Dynasty.

After hundreds of years of construction during the Yuan, Ming and Qing dynasties, it has long been prosperous and has become the most densely populated city in the entire Qing Dynasty.

At this time, Beijing is the busiest time of the day. People selling cakes, vegetables, bodies and art are intertwined, and it is very lively. People of all shapes and sizes are busy for their daily livelihoods.

Hao Shuai took Dongfang Bai and Hong Hou, who were dressed as men, and strolled around Beijing casually with the flow of people. It was mainly Dongfang Bai who was strolling.

Since this era was ruled by the Qing Dynasty, all the people had bald heads and braids to survive. In order not to cause any trouble, Hao Shuai had to wear a hat, and a fake braid fell off at the back. Dongfang Bai wore a hat and braided his hair. As for Hong Hou, it was not a trouble at all.

"Is this the capital city of another world more than a hundred years later? It's not better than the Ming Dynasty!" Dongfang Bai said disdainfully after walking around for a while.

"Of course, speaking of the Qing Dynasty..." Hao Shuai began to introduce Dongfang Bai to the historical development of the past hundred years, focusing on how the Qing Dynasty entered the pass and how it massacred the Han people. Dongfang Bai was furious and wanted to rush into the palace to kill people.

Hao Shuai took a lot of effort to appease Dongfang Bai, and at the same time explained to her that the purpose of this Lu Ding world was to rebel.

If you don't rebel in the Qing Dynasty, your chrysanthemum will be drilled.

Last time in the Huang Feihong world, because the river crab god covered the land of China, Hao Shuai didn't dare to act, and felt that his chrysanthemum was a little bit in danger. This time, Hao Shuai came to the Lu Ding world specifically to fulfill his previous promise in order to protect his chrysanthemum from being drilled.

As for why they chose the world of Stephen Chow's The Deer and the Cauldron to rebel, Hao Shuai would not tell Dongfang Bai because there were beautiful women Lin, Li and Qiu here, for fear that if Dongfang Bai knew, his own backyard would rebel before the rebellion succeeded.

"Three gentlemen, come in and sit down! Come in!" Just as Hao Shuai and the other two were walking and chatting, passing by a luxuriously decorated building, suddenly a few girls came up and pulled Hao Shuai and the other two in.

As soon as Hao Shuai saw the clothes and attire of these people, he knew that they should be folk artists, good at playing music and singing, and wondered if the brothel girls nowadays have the same business pressure as the salesmen in later generations? Otherwise, why would they come out so hard to solicit business so early in the morning?

In fact, Hao Shuai misunderstood these girls, mainly because Hao Shuai and his two friends were too handsome and eye-catching. Hao Shuai himself was strong and imposing, not to mention Dongfang Bai, who was dressed as a man, was also handsome and extraordinary. As for Hong Hou, she never treated herself badly in terms of appearance. As long as Hao Shuai and his two friends stood there, they would certainly attract the brothel girls to hold them.

After all, lust is not gender-specific!

Just when Hao Shuai was about to reject the girls' enthusiasm and leave, he happened to look up and saw the plaque with the three words "Lichunyuan" on the door and the faint sound coming from the hall. He immediately understood where this was, and then took the lead and walked in under Dongfang Bai's white eyes. Dongfang Bai and Hong Hou behind him had no choice but to follow him in.

At this time, the hall of Lichunyuan was full of people.

In theory, it was daytime and it was not time to have fun.

But at this time, dozens of people crowded together, as if they were watching something strange.

On a high tower made of tables and chairs, a young man wearing a tiger hat was waving a fan and talking with great excitement: "Dear audience, thank you for standing so close and standing so straight to listen to my storytelling. You are really giving me face. The person I want to talk about today is Chen Jinnan, the chief leader of the Tiandihui. As the saying goes, if you have never met Chen Jinnan in your life, it is useless to call yourself a hero. He is eight feet tall and his waist is also eight feet."

Someone below said: "Wow, isn't that square?"

"Square is square, really. There are a hundred kinds of people, and there are octagonal ones, I tell you..."

Listening to the familiar voice and looking at the familiar face of Stephen Chow, Hao Shuai was a little excited. After all, Hao Shuai also grew up watching Stephen Chow's movies. The crying and laughing, joy and sorrow in the movies have accompanied Hao Shuai for a long time.

Of course, liking Stephen Chow's movies does not mean that Hao Shuai likes to appreciate Wei Xiaobao above. The reason why Hao Shuai came in was to see Stephen Chow on the one hand, and to appreciate the wonderful scenes that followed on the other hand.

Knowing what was going to happen next, Hao Shuai didn't stay on the first floor for long. Instead, he asked Gui Gong to take Hao Shuai and the other two to the private room on the second floor, where they continued to listen to Master Xing's nonsense.

"His martial arts is called 'Nine Heavens and Ten Earths Bodhisattvas Shake Their Heads in Fear of Thunderbolt Golden Lightning Palm'. With one palm strike, all humans, animals, crabs, and fleas within a hundred miles will be turned into ashes. However, this person's whereabouts are erratic and elusive, but I have seen half of him by chance."

"Either you have seen him or you haven't. How can you only see half of him?"

"Because he just covered half of his face! Fool! Haven't you heard of the song 'You hold the pipa and half cover your face'? You really haven't read books! Stupid pig! Hahaha~~"

Looking at Wei Xiaobao's arrogant attitude, familiar hippie smile, and devilish laughter, Hao Shuai laughed out loud, and Dongfang Bai next to him didn't understand what Hao Shuai was laughing about at all! As for Red Queen, she does have information about Stephen Chow's movies, but do you expect a robot to understand Stephen Chow's jokes! ! ? ?

Just when Hao Shuai was enjoying himself, Wei Xiaobao and Gui Gong had an argument. Gui Gong was a ruthless man who would not talk too much if he could get physical, and he pushed forward suddenly.

The place where Wei Xiaobao sat was a high platform made of four chairs stacked up, at least four or five meters from the ground.

As soon as the chair was pushed over, Wei Xiaobao, who did not know martial arts, immediately fell down with a strange cry.

At this time, a middle-aged man wearing a clerk's suit, sunglasses, and a mustache caught the falling Wei Xiaobao.

Hao Shuai recognized this person at a glance as Uncle Da, who was known as the gold medal supporting actor. No, here he is called Hai Dafu. The noble young man next to him (her) should be Kangxi.

Should we send Kangxi to death now?

After thinking about it, Hao Shuai gave up this idea. Killing Kangxi now would only benefit Oboi and Wu Sangui, and Hao Shuai also planned to sneak into the palace to do something. A chaotic palace would not be conducive to Hao Shuai's actions.

"Help! It's bad, someone's penis is shrinking! Find someone to save him, someone's penis is shrinking." Just as Hao Shuai was thinking about Kangxi's life and death, a woman in a bellyband ran out of the opposite wing and shouted.

Shrinking penis? ? The woman's exclamation aroused Hao Shuai's curiosity. After all, he had never heard of or seen the so-called shrinking penis. It was a pity that Dongfang Bai was following him. If Hao Shuai dared to ask to see the world, Dongfang Bai would dare to castrate Hao Shuai.

Zhang Ailing once said: "Only by keeping a woman busy can she have no time to stare at her man all day long!"

It seems that Dongfang Bai should be sent away to do things as soon as possible! Otherwise, Dongfang Bai will keep following him, and it will be inconvenient for him to do many things (picking up girls)!

"Don't move!"

"Don't move at all, we are here to capture Chen Jinnan, the rebel of the Tiandihui." Just as Hao Shuai was thinking about what reason to use to send Dongfang Bai away, a large number of officers and soldiers rushed into the gate of Lichunyuan.

Seeing these officers and soldiers, Hao Shuai knew that Chen Jinnan would fight against the Qing soldiers, and then be plotted against. In the end, he was saved by Wei Xiaobao and accepted Wei Xiaobao as his apprentice, which started Wei Xiaobao's legendary (romantic) life.

Of course, these had nothing to do with Hao Shuai. Hao Shuai did not want to save the people of Tiandihui and get involved with them. In essence, Hao Shuai still looked down on Tiandihui. A gang-like organization composed of a group of people from the underworld wanted to overthrow the Qing Dynasty and restore the Ming Dynasty? This is probably just a waste of time!

Even if Tiandihui had the support of the Zheng family in Taiwan, it would be useless. The Zheng family in Taiwan could not protect themselves later.

When Hao Shuai started to conquer the world later, he would not allow the Tiandihui, the White Lotus Society and other social cancer organizations to exist in his territory.

The fight in the hall entered a white-hot stage. Chen Jinnan was worthy of being the chief leader of the Tiandihui. He killed the Qing soldiers with a sword. Hao Shuai and Dongfang Bai, the spectators upstairs, were eating melon seeds and drinking wine, and they commented on Chen Jinnan from time to time. According to Dongfang Bai, Chen Jinnan was already a first-class master close to the peak, almost the same as Yue Dazhang.

Hao Shuai knew that this was the magic modification of The Deer and the Cauldron that had such martial arts. If it was an orthodox novel world, Chen Jinnan would never have such a strong skill. But who can say that the director is the biggest in the world! Whatever the director says is what it is, just like Chen Jinnan who was plotted against in the hall now.

In order to highlight the male protagonist Wei Xiaobao, the director forcibly lowered Chen Jinnan's intelligence! As an old man in the arena, Chen Jinnan would actually save a child in a place like Lichunyuan! !

As an old driver who often goes to brothels, Chen Jinnan should have known that no one would be so stupid as to bring a child to a brothel. Unfortunately, he believed it and went up to rescue the child, but ended up being ambushed.