Chapter 516 The Aho-Haired Demon King
"How come this idiot is so proficient in the methods of anime characters from Earth!"
"Turtle style Qigong, Dragon Balls! It's full of childhood memories!"
Fang Yue cherishes his memory very much.
Then he saw the stupid hairy devil with a thin figure, a T-shirt, jeans, and a mushroom head. He clearly looked like a serious office worker born in the 1990s!
"This guy came from time travel, too!"
Fang Yue hasn't finished speaking yet.
The stupid hairy devil has taken action again.
"Explode! My little universe, Pegasus Meteor Fist!"
Bang bang bang!
One after another, fist shadows fell one after another.
The entire military base seemed to be made of paper and torn into tofu pieces.
The entire military base seems to have no power to resist under the ravages of this stupid devil!
Fang Yue, on the other hand, did not dodge or evade, but was still staring blankly at the stupid hairy devil.
It’s a special code. Why does it feel like this guy’s expression looks more and more familiar the more I look at it!
These eyebrows, this face shape, this is perfect.
"Cousin?!"
"ah?!"
The stupid devil heard this voice. His figure immediately froze in mid-air.
It's in this gap.
Boom boom boom!
Beams of white lasers greeted the silly-haired devil.
"Three Thousand Questions about the Naughty Blue Cat - The Secret of Black Holes!"
The voice of the stupid devil fell, and black holes were born on his body surface.
All the lasers were drawn into the black hole, like a mud cow entering the sea, without even a single wave stirring.
"Cousin?! Haha, is it really you? That's great! I've known for a long time that a heroic boy like me will never be lonely!"
Fang Yue's forehead was covered with black lines.
If he had a choice, he really didn't want to recognize this cousin!
I don’t want to admit it! I don’t want to admit it! I don’t want to admit it!
"No, you are not my cousin. My cousin should still be trapped in the endless urban management as a thorn in his firm belief! You are so bold that you dare to change into the appearance of my respected cousin and lie to me! Ugh! , Eat a stick from my old grandson!”
The silly devil has transformed into the Journey to the West version of Sun Wukong.
He yelled, waving the golden cudgel that appeared in his hand at an unknown moment and struck Fang Yue!
"Earth Dragon, roar!"
Fang Yue didn't show any mercy.
"If you don't fight for three days, go to the house and uncover the tiles! Are you so brave that you dare to fight even your cousin?"
Fang Yue roared violently, and the entire land was filled with a yellow halo.
An earth dragon as thick as a bucket broke out of the ground!
The earth dragon emerges from the ground and roars to the sky.
The stupid-haired demon king was immediately frozen in the void, his whole body stiff and unable to move.
"Oh, he is really my wise, powerful and domineering cousin! I am your dear cousin! Please let me go!"
Seeing that the situation was not good, the stupid devil quickly admitted.
Fang Yue snorted coldly, stepped into the air and grabbed his second cousin from the air.
"Pah, pah, pah!"
Fang Yue hit the big devil's ass hard twice.
The major next to him was completely stunned and dumbfounded!
Damn, what is this situation?
What is the origin of this Fang Yue? It was agreed upon! It is a powerful innate.
But you are so powerful, so that move just now was a bit outrageous, wasn't it?
My brother is at the third level of the Heaven and Earth realm, but he doesn’t even have the courage to swallow in front of that earth dragon!
There’s more! This is the stupid devil!
Destroyed the entire military base in City No. 017, the terrifying stupid devil!
At least he has the strength of the Reincarnation Realm level! And the methods are weird and endless.
Why was he captured alive like this!
And he was captured alive by Fang Yue, who only had the Xiantian realm?
Tell me, it’s unscientific!
Fang Yue ignored this buddy's thoughts.
He directly reprimanded the silly devil: "I told you to watch anime instead of studying! I told you to deliberately disown me as your cousin! How dare you make me fat! If you dare to fight with me, see if I can't kill you!"
"Oh, cousin, stop hitting me! Stop hitting me! I'm obedient and honest!"
Fang Yue's hand was purely raised high, and then fell gently, not really falling on the butt of the stupid hairy devil. From the mouth of this idiotic devil came bursts of screams like slaughtering pigs!
The screams of the stupid devil made Fang Yue feel a little soft-hearted. Finally, he gave the big devil two more symbolic blows and let the big devil go!
"Li Tiezhu, tell me! How did you become the stupid devil!"
Fang Yue looked at his second-rate cousin.
Calling him a title like the Great Demon King is simply an insult to the title of the Great Demon King!
The silly devil Li Tiezhu looked at Fang Yue with aggrieved eyes, and then glanced at the major twice more.
Fang Yue immediately understood and said to the ignorant major next to him: "My lord, please give way! This is the reunion of our cousins, don't you want to follow and monitor it?"
"Huh? Oh. No, no, no! You two can just chat, I'll go out first!"
The major's forehead was covered in cold sweat.
These two people are chatting here, how dare he join in casually!
One is a fierce man who destroyed a military base in a city by himself, and the other is a cousin who is even more fierce than the fierce man!
If any of these two people are unhappy, he can be completely killed!
Wait until the major left and walked away.
Fang Yue looked at his cousin Li Tiezhu again.
"Tiezhu! Why do you have nothing to do and play time travel!"
Fang Yue looked at Li Tiezhu meaningfully.
Li Tiezhu cursed and said, "I don't know what happened. I was playing on the computer in the Internet cafe. I was playing well, but suddenly the power went out, and my eyes went black. The next moment I came to this world.
I have nothing except a tablet. In order to kill time, I can only rely on the videos stored in the computer every day! Then one day, the sky changed! Zombies came! I fled frantically under the sweep of zombies, and then my tablet was crushed by a blind zombie with a fist. Then, I don’t know why, I was like a madman, biting him to death, and then eating his life crystal. Ten minutes later, I merged into the tablet and awakened the second-year bloodline to the third level in one breath!"
Li Tiezhu talked about the process of his time travel and mutation.
Fang Yue rolled his eyes. This guy has such a smooth life!
He is so good just by eating, drinking and watching videos!
He has gone through countless hardships, cheated, offended a lot of people, and almost became the enemy of the world before he came to this point.
"However, I think your strength is at most the third or fifth level of the Rotation Realm! Your strength is not weak, but you can't destroy the No. 17 military base!"
Fang Yue looked at Li Tiezhu. No matter how he looked at it, he didn't feel that this guy was bloodthirsty and violent, and he was the kind of person who would massacre the city casually.
Li Tiezhu said embarrassedly.
"I materialized my Super Saiyan bloodline that day, and then I happened to see the full moon and turned into a gorilla. My strength increased a hundred times and destroyed the No. 017 military base!"
"Damn, this works?"
Fang Yue stared. Even the Super Saiyan came out!
Fang Yue felt that compared with Li Tiezhu, he was really lame!
Super Saiyan!
Strength increased a hundred times!
If he also had this kind of blood, he would be flying!
Li Tiezhu suddenly became serious.
"Cousin, I have something to tell you!"
"What's the matter? So serious? Do you like men? It's okay, I knew this a long time ago!"
"Bang!"
Li Tiezhu raised his fist and hit Fang Yue with a black eye.
I have such a serious expression, and you actually told me this. Even if you are my cousin, I still can't stand you!
"You little bastard, you dare to hit me! I'm rebelling against you, stop right there!"
Even though Li Tiezhu ran a long way, he was still caught by Fang Yue.
"What is the serious matter? Tell me clearly."
Fang Yue said very seriously while holding Li Tiezhu.
Li Tiezhu struggled hard, but to no avail. Although his middle school blood is powerful, it is mainly in the means of materialization.
Comparing with Fang Yue in the physical body, he is still a million miles away!
"Since you are asking sincerely, I will be merciful and tell you! I suspect that there is something wrong with the bloodline of our Li family!"
Li Tiezhu became serious.
Fang Yue also listened carefully.
This is a question he was also thinking about.
Things like time travel are not high probability events, and his time travel to the Xuanhuang world can be said to be the old ghost in the heaven who struck the thunder in the wrong direction, which can be regarded as a coincidence.
So how to say it when he came down from the world.
He came to the Xuanhuang world.
Li Tiezhu also came to the Deep Blue Planet. Could it be that Li Tiezhu was just unlucky and was mistaken by the people in the heaven?
Li Tiezhu cleared his throat and said in a pretentious manner: "In fact, I deeply suspect that the bloodline of our old Li family is extraordinary. This is not my nonsense, but I have my reasons. Three days before I traveled through time, my second uncle also disappeared! He disappeared under the nose of Er Niang, saying that he went to the public toilet, and then Er Niang waited for a long time but did not see him come out!
Then, Er Niang asked someone to go to the public toilet to find him, and found that the second uncle had evaporated! Then you were struck by lightning in the afternoon when the second uncle disappeared and disappeared. And my grandfather, that is, your grandpa, was not surprised at all. Instead, he nagged me for a long time and said a lot of inexplicable things to me! Then three days later, I also traveled through time smoothly in the Internet cafe!"
Li Tiezhu's words startled Fang Yue's heart. At the same time, he also recalled the scene he saw in his mother's room when he went to the toilet when he was a child.
The door in his mother's bedroom was ajar, and it was full of red light.
Mother stood in the middle of the bedroom, with a gossip shadow rotating under her feet. At that time, Fang Yue was already in a daze and saw it wrong!
Now thinking about it, it might be some kind of magic.
"My second uncle disappeared too!"
Thoughts emerged in Fang Yue's mind. He had seen a lot of strange scenes since he was a child.
Originally, they were just a glimpse, and he didn't take it seriously, but now it seems that they are probably signs of something.
"Then you will follow me in the future! Although my life is not easy, as long as I have a bite to eat, you will never be hungry!"
Fighting and making trouble, Fang Yue is still quite good to Li Tiezhu, the cousin who grew up behind him.
Don’t look at Li Tiezhu’s current boasting. But if he really encounters a totem that has lived for thousands of years on the Deep Blue Planet, antiques and the like may not be able to escape their clutches!
Hearing this, Li Tiezhu shook his head slightly: "I can feel that there are still opportunities suitable for me on this Deep Blue Planet! In this world, I should be the protagonist of an era. With the luck of the protagonist, I can live smoothly and even turn danger into safety!"
"What?
Protagonist?
Isn’t this thing only in novels and anime?
Do you believe this?"
Fang Yue deeply suspected that his little cousin had watched too many anime and even burned his brain!