My Funny Consort

Chapter 165 I Underestimated You

Chapter 165 I underestimated you

Hong Ling looked at Qian Jiujiu in surprise: "Princess, do I want to dress up too?"

To be honest, facing such a big fat man called Wangfei, Hong Ling felt that she was really wronged, but the person in front of her was really Wangfei.

Seeing Fatty Jiujiu nodded, Hongling closed her eyes resignedly: "Okay, please."

Qian Jiujiu looked at Hongling with some puzzlement, what was she going to do with such a look? In the meantime, Qian Jiujiu's hand also began to draw on Hong Ling's face, and soon a beautiful face appeared.

And then Hongling's beautiful face appeared again, and a big birthmark appeared, a black lump, so disgusting that it made people want to vomit, Qingyue covered her nauseous stomach.

The painting style of her princess is so clear, she glanced at Hong Ling with some sympathy, and waited for the fat man to finish work: "Okay, call it a day, see if you are satisfied."

The left cheek that Hong Ling saw at the first sight was beautiful, and she touched her cheek: "Oh, princess, I can still be so beautiful, your hands are really skillful, and your disguise technique is really amazing."

As she said that, she turned her head and looked at the right side of her face. Nima almost spat out. The black lump was nothing. There were many small holes and some white things on it.

At first glance, I thought it was maggots with a rotten face, and it was true, Hong Ling couldn't laugh or cry immediately: "Princess, you are on the same side of heaven and hell."

Qian Jiujiu was stunned for a moment: "I underestimated you, you actually know the name of this makeup look, yes, from now on you remember to face me with the left side, you know?"

"Also, do you know how to act like a baby? Outside, you are my real old wife, Fat Master. If you want to be charming, come on, let me see if you act like a baby, and just call me a master."

Hong Ling cleared her throat, and called out to Qian Jiujiu: "Master..."

That voice was sweet and lingering, Qingyue beside her couldn't help shaking her body, she felt that she was really much worse than Hong Ling and others beside the princess.

Fatty Jiujiu nodded in satisfaction: "That's right, that's it, talk like this all the way out in the future, and Xiao Man! Xiao Man doesn't need to dress up."

"But from now on, Xiaoman's identity will be my daughter, you know? I'm the father and you are the mother. That's fine, we can set off now."

Even though she said so, Qian Jiujiu was sure that her enemies knew of Xiao Man's existence, so they put a face on Xiao Man, making her look much more ordinary.

It's just a pair of big round eyes, which look particularly spiritual. I have to say that such a family of three will attract people's attention wherever they go.

The four of them went out, and Imperial Concubine Qing subconsciously walked towards Qingyue who was dressed as Princess Xiao: "Jiu'er."

There is another reason why Qian Jiujiu chose Qingyue to pretend to be her, that is Qingyue knows ventriloquist, using Qian Jiujiu's appearance to imitate Qian Jiujiu's voice.

Qingyue bowed to Concubine Qing: "I have seen Concubine Mother."

Concubine Qing didn't see any flaws at all, seeing Concubine Qing's bewildered face, the corner of Qian Jiujiu's mouth twitched, and she called out: "Concubine Mother."

Concubine Qing heard the fat man's voice and turned around: "Is this voice so similar to Jiu'er's?"

Qian Jiujiu laughed a bit: "I am Qian Jiujiu now, this is a disguise for my daughter-in-law, see if you are clever."

As she said that, Qian Jiujiu walked around in front of Concubine Qing and the Emperor, seeing these two people were dumbfounded, his daughter-in-law had become a fat man, and she was still a man.

However, after that, he felt relieved, looked at Qian Jiujiu: "Then you guys should leave quickly."

Everything was almost done, Qian Jiujiu looked at Qing Guifei: "This is my maid Qingyue, three days later, I will trouble you to bring her Qingyue Liufu, you have to be careful."

Noble Concubine Qing immediately nodded and agreed: "Don't worry about things in the mansion, everything is with Mother and Concubine! You have to be careful on the road."

Although Imperial Concubine Qing reluctantly agreed to Qian Jiujiu's going to the battlefield, she never let go of her heart, Qian Jiujiu took Hongling and Xiaoman together and left directly through the secret road.

As soon as the secret passage came out, it was directly outside the city, and when this side left the city, Qian Jiujiu had already asked the housekeeper to find a few hidden guards to act as thugs.

Following behind with a carriage, Qian Jiujiu soon reconciled with the six hidden guards. When the six hidden guards were found by the housekeeper, they were still a little confused.

Because the butler told them that the mission this time was ordered by the princess, and that they must safely protect the fat man and the ugly girl in front of them, as well as the little girl to go to the border.

These six people were very curious about the fat man's identity, Qian Jiujiu touched the fake Adam's apple he had made, coughed twice, and came in front of these hidden guards.

"Do all of you have names?"

One of them should be the leader of these dark guards, that is, the person who knew that the fat man was the princess, and said directly: "My subordinate is dark seventy."

Qian Jiujiu frowned: "Your identities can be known at a glance by this name, forget it, I will give you a name, in order, it will be called Jinbao, Yinbao, Tongbao, Money, Silver Coin, and Copper Coin. .”

The mouth corners of the six secret guards twitched, but when they came out, the housekeeper had strictly prohibited them, and they had to respect the fat man in front of them, if the fat man had even the slightest damage.

Their little lives will also be lost, which makes them feel aggrieved, but they have to obey the orders given by the superiors, and they can only blame each of them for bowing their heads.

"Thank you, sir, for the name."

Qian Jiujiu nodded, yes, that's right: "From now on, you can call me Master, but your voice should be louder. What you will do in the future is to be a thug, you know?"

"On the way to the border, if anyone makes trouble along the way, I will beat you severely."

The secret guards were dumbfounded. The housekeeper meant to go to the border gate secretly, but now this master is planning to set off arrogantly all the way?

Thinking of this, everyone swallowed their saliva, seeing that the fat man had already boarded the carriage, and also looked at the ugly girl: "Madam, come up quickly."

The fat man's wife reported the cute little girl to the carriage first, so she guessed it herself. The fat man pointed at the money and Jin Bao on the opposite side.

"Two golds, you two drive a carriage, two silvers and two bronzes, you follow on horseback, let's go."

A few hidden guards look at me and I look at you, I can only blame honesty, especially that Jin Bao, who occupies an important position as the coachman, understands his master in his heart.

The master of emotion is really not very good at picking names. With a sigh, the appointed man set up a carriage and began to head towards the border.

It took Qian Jiujiu two days to rush all the way to the next city, and there were no pursuers behind, so Hong Ling couldn't help but feel relieved.

"It seems that there is no news from the capital side."

Qian Jiujiu shook her head, "I'm afraid we will not have such an easy life if we know tomorrow, Jin Bao, don't stay here tonight, keep on going."

Jin Bao glanced at Qian Jiujiu worriedly: "But your body."

Qian Jiujiu was stunned for a moment: "Fat Master is in good health, let's continue on our way, get there early, so you can feel at ease sooner."

So although passing through a city, a group of people did not stay, but bought some things and dry food casually, and continued to set off.

Along the way, when they were in the wild, Eryin would go hunting and Xiaoman would take care of it. Only then did the group of comforters realize that this cute little girl was actually a master of cooking.

In the blink of an eye, three days had passed, and Qian Jiujiu and his party had already changed to several fast horses, and the fast horses were whipped up along the way, and they dared to head towards the border. And here in Kyoto.

It was also time for Liu Qian's 16th birthday coming-of-age ceremony. Concubine Qing woke up early in the morning, looking at the person who was the same as her daughter-in-law but not her daughter-in-law.

She couldn't tell what it was like, these two days she always felt that her daughter-in-law was by her side, but it was obviously not, and she didn't know what happened to Jiu'er and the others?

Qingyue stared at Concubine Qing looking at herself again in a daze, knowing that she was thinking about the master's affairs, and sighed: "Your Majesty, master will be fine."

Concubine Qing hummed: "Let's go, we should set off today, we have to behave better today, don't let others see it, or your master will be really in danger."

Listening to Concubine Qing's words, Qingyue nodded, pulled herself together, and set off directly.

This time, the maids who followed Qingyue were Hong Chiu and Qinglian. The group came to the gate of the General's Mansion together, and when they heard the gate of the General's Mansion, they even invited someone to sing a salute.

"The noble concubine Qing is here, and the princess Xiao is here."

These two people are both big shots, but aren't these two people who are in opposition to the General's Mansion? Why did you still come to Miss Liu's coming-of-age ceremony?

When Liu Qian heard the news that Qian Jiujiu and Concubine Qing had arrived, she was stunned for a moment, and looked at the general's wife beside her: "Mother, it seems that Qian Jiujiu is also a fickle one."

The general's wife was stunned for a moment, and looked at Liu Qian: "Xiao Qian, don't you talk nonsense?"

Liu Qian curled her lips, she was right. Now that the news of Mu Yexiao's serious injury and poisoning on the battlefield came, she couldn't believe that Qian Jiujiu hadn't received it.

She was not worried at all, and came to her coming-of-age ceremony. She felt disgusted to have such a person attending her coming-of-age ceremony, no way. Wait a minute, we must go out to find her bad luck.

Thinking of this, Liu Qian wished that these etiquettes would be passed quickly, and then the banquet would begin. In fact, Qingyue and Concubine Qing were not interested in these things at all.

So they didn't know what was going on next, and Liu Qian looked in Qian Jiujiu's direction, and found that Qian Jiujiu didn't pay attention to her at all.

She frowned, and only got the news in the past few days. In fact, the woman Mu Yecheng wanted was not Qian Yuge, nor Zheng Fu, but the whole pregnant Qian Jiujiu.

So Liu Qian didn't like Qian Jiujiu no matter what she saw now, she directly left the ongoing ceremony and stood in front of Qian Jiujiu.

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