Chapter 285 Swimming in the Latrine

Chapter 285 Swimming in the latrine

Xiaoman was listening to Prince Mu Yexing's words, and was speechless for a moment. Didn't you say that to make people misunderstand, do you, the prince, still care about him?

Sure enough, Princess Qingling misunderstood her, and looked at Mu Yexing: "What is the meaning of His Highness the Crown Prince? Could it be that Qingling needs to find you before looking for his cousin?"

Mu Yexing shook his head: "That's not true, it's just that the prince is very curious. The prince and King Xiao look the same. Why does the princess turn a blind eye to the prince, but only thinks about King Xiao?"

Princess Qingling was speechless for a moment, how could she say it, it was because Mu Yexiao had half of their Gan Kingdom's bloodline, so she could control her with affection.

In fact, if she could, she would of course choose the more powerful Crown Prince, but her father said that Prince Mu Yexing would lose power sooner or later, and King Xiao was still reliable.

I also want to know that the people of Qianguo value bloodlines a lot. Besides, they have a fierce fight with the queen's son, the prince, and she wants to go to the palace to be one of them.

She didn't have the slightest thought at all. The reason why she took a fancy to Mu Yexiao was because of Mu Yexiao's infatuation with Qian Jiujiu. This kind of man is the choice she likes.

Who would choose a stallion when a lover could choose? After having this idea, Princess Qingling looked at Mu Yexing with contempt.

Although there was only a trace of it, Mu Yexing saw it clearly, and suddenly felt blocked in his heart. Faced with his question, Princess Qingling didn't speak, but gave him a contemptuous look instead.

Looking at Mu Yexing's expression, Xiaoman knew that Mu Yexing was in a bad mood at this time, and he was in a good mood, but compared to Mu Yexing, she hated the Qingling County Master in front of her more.

For now, this is the provocative mistress who came to the door. The best way is to kill him directly, but it's not possible right now, and I don't know what the mistress wants to do when he comes to the door?

Xiaoman coughed twice, looked at Mu Yexing, and was about to remind him when he heard the eunuch's thin voice: "The emperor is here, the queen is here..."

The ministers who had already come knelt down, Mu Yexing also watched the emperor and queen walk over to salute, Qian Jiujiu and Mu Yexiao also greeted each other with the prince.

It took a long time to see the ceremony. After all the ministers stood up, they realized that there were people from the Xiao family behind them. It seemed that the people from the Xiao family really fell into the eyes of the emperor.

Everyone was jealous in their hearts, the emperor took the empress and concubine Qing to sit on the seats, and everyone sat down one by one, and Qian Jiujiu also saw that Qingling County Master also came.

Glancing at Mu Yexiao, he coughed and took a sip of tea from his cup: "Mu Yexiao, your rotten peach blossoms are here."

Mu Yexiao didn't react for a while, but he felt a gaze, which kept falling on him, and his eyes were full of affection.

This made Mu Yexiao almost vomit, this appearance was so disgusting, he wished he could go and poach Qing Ling's eyes, but he dared to look at him like that.

Seeing that Mu Yexiao was disgusted, Qian Jiujiu resisted the urge to laugh, because Qian Jiujiu knew that if she laughed at this time, she would definitely be remembered by Mu Yexiao.

After the fall, Mu Yexiao can definitely do things like settling accounts. Thinking of this, Qian Jiujiu looked at Mu Yexiao angrily: "My lord, she looks disgusting, looking at you like this."

When Mu Yexiao heard it, he thought it was Qian Jiujiu who was jealous, but Qian Jiujiu was also jealous, although he knew that Mu Yexiao would have no other thoughts about Princess Qingling.

But there is a woman next to her who is so peeping at her man and does nothing, it really makes people look down upon him. Thinking of this, Qian Jiujiu hooked his hand.

The red chip beside him lowered his body: "Princess, what are your orders?"

Qian Jiujiu twitched her lips: "Go, lure that Qingling County Master out, it's an eyesore here."

In fact, Hong Chi had disliked Princess Qingling for a long time, and was very happy when he heard that his master finally spoke: "Your servant obeys."

After talking about the red chip, he left. After a while, he saw Princess Qingling leaving the position and rushing out. Qian Jiujiu was a little curious.

What method did the red chip use? Soon the red chip came back and stood beside Qian Jiujiu. Qian Jiujiu glanced at the red chip curiously: "What method did you use to make Qingling County Master left?"

Hong Chip's face turned red a bit: "Does the princess really want to know?"

Qian Jiujiu raised an eyebrow: "Of course."

Hong Chiu bit her lip: "When I went out just now, I met the county master, and the county master asked the servant to give the Qingling county master a pack of laxatives. I guess the princess is going to the toilet now."

Qian Jiujiu blinked her eyes, then suddenly smiled: "That's a good idea, we should eat and drink, let her stay in the hut."

Hong Chip hummed, but in fact, she didn't know about the rest, because Xiao Man said that the rest would be left to her. So the red chips came back.

And Mu Yexiao also took a satisfied look at Qian Jiujiu, where the table was covered, Mu Yexiao reached out to shake Qian Jiujiu's hand, and scratched Qian Jiujiu's palm.

Qian Jiujiu looked at Mu Yexiao, and the corners of Mu Yexiao's mouth rose: "Jiu'er, this king is very happy, Jiu'er cares about me so much."

Qian Jiujiu coughed twice unnaturally: "Dinner, what do you want to eat, I'll make it for you."

Here Qian Jiujiu and Mu Yexiao and Zheng Ziao were eating happily and affectionately, but on the other side, Princess Qingling didn't feel very good.

She was originally looking at Mu Yexiao affectionately there, but after drinking a cup of tea, her stomach hurt, and she subconsciously found the nearest hut and went in.

Who knows, there is no paper in this hut, and her stomach is always rumbling, and she can't get up at all. If this delay continues, today's banquet will be over.

When the time comes for Mu Yexiao's poisonous hair, Qian Jiujiu will definitely hide Mu Yexiao tightly. At that time, she may not see Mu Yexiao at all.

Not to mention looking for an opportunity to seduce Mu Yexiao. Thinking of this, Princess Qingling expressed her dissatisfaction, but there was no paper in the latrine, so she couldn't get up at all, so she could only blame her for being anxious.

When she was finally in a hurry, she heard footsteps coming from the latrine next door, Princess Qingling subconsciously breathed a sigh of relief: "Who is in the latrine next door?"

The sound of Xiaoman's footsteps paused, but there was a smile in his eyes. The person next door was talking to Princess Qingling, and she could tell that Xiaoman was in a very upset mood.

Because before the banquet started just now, the Lord Qingling dared to look down on His Royal Highness the Crown Prince of Dazhou, and wanted to be her brother-in-law's mistress.

Of course, it is necessary to teach a good lesson. Do you think that there is no paper in the latrine, is it the worst? That's a big mistake. Thinking of this, the corners of Xiaoman's mouth grew bigger.

He took out two flints and a string of firecrackers, quickly ignited the firecrackers, and threw them directly into the latrine where Qingling County Lord was.

Then Xiao Man quickly found a place to hide, and heard crackling sounds from the toilet, attracting everyone nearby.

After a while, the door of the latrine opened, and Princess Qingling walked out in a mess, covered in poop all over her body, and everyone didn't recognize it as Princess Qingling at first.

They laughed loudly one by one, and one of the bold servants even said, "Are you a servant serving in the courtyard? You are punished by the master for being so careful."

"Hurry up and find a place to wash, otherwise, you will die if you are met by the master."

Xiaoman didn't come out in the dark, and when he saw Princess Qingling covered in feces, he stretched his eyebrows and felt happy. As for the rest, Xiaoman didn't care.

Turned around and left, and quietly returned to Prince Mu Yexing and stood beside Prince Mu Yexing. Mu Yexing glanced at Xiaoman: "Where did Yongxi go?"

Xiaoman raised his eyebrows, and there was still a smile in his eyes that he couldn't hide: "I wanted to go to the hut, but I watched a big show for free. Your Highness should eat less."

"After all, if you eat too much, you might vomit."

Mu Yexing frowned, not understanding what this meant? Looking at Xiaoman: "Why do you vomit?"

Xiaoman raised his eyebrows: "It's so disgusting that I want to vomit."

Mu Yexing hadn't turned the corner for a while, when he heard the noise outside, he couldn't help frowning, even the emperor frowned: "Princess Xiao, go and see, what's so noisy outside?"

Qian Jiujiu stood up and replied, "Yes."

After finishing speaking, he turned around and wanted to go out, but before he could take a step, Princess Qingling came in with a stench all over her body. Seeing this scene, the guards immediately drew their swords at Princess Qingling.

Princess Qingling was furious, and looked at Qian Jiujiu: "Is this how Princess Xiao treats guests?"

Qian Jiujiu looked puzzled, her puzzlement was true, Hong Chi just said that she gave Qingling County Lord some laxatives, did she fall into the latrine?

Thinking of this, the voice looked at Qingling County Master with some hesitation: "Qingling County Master, what kind of hobby is this? Do you like swimming in the latrine?"

Hearing the word hobbies, Princess Qingling almost fainted from anger. Looking at Qian Jiujiu, she was still speechless for a while.

As for the emperor and ministers of the Great Zhou Dynasty, they thought it was extremely disgusting at first, but when they heard Qian Jiujiu's words, they immediately felt dumbfounded. Whose hobby is swimming in the latrine?

It really hurts people more than lives, Princess Qingling listened to Qian Jiujiu's words, pointed at Qian Jiujiu, trembling all over, seeing all the poop on her body fall to the ground.

Qian Jiujiu couldn't help looking at Princess Qingling with a look of disgust: "I said Princess, if you have something to say, just say it, do you want to borrow clothes? Look at you, come to someone else's house to attend a banquet."

"Even if you have a special hobby, you should restrain yourself and don't show it. Aren't you admitting disgusting people?"