My Funny Consort

Chapter 358: Howling Like a Wolf

Chapter 358 Howling Like a Wolf

After doing all these things well, Qian Jiujiu and Mu Yexiao originally wanted to wait for news here, but it was a bit boring to just stay in the deep mountains.

Qian Jiujiu glanced at Mu Yexiao: "Mu Yexiao, how about we go for a walk in the camp of Gan Kingdom? It's best to leave an indelible impression on those two shit princes." Best."

As soon as Mu Yexiao heard Qian Jiujiu's words, he knew what Qian Jiujiu wanted to do, and also, these two princes were not very good people, and even asked the medicine men to go to their camp to poison them.

After all, they want to take revenge and go back. Besides, Qian Jiujiu has space, which is definitely a cheating weapon. He glanced at Qian Jiujiu: "Okay, then we will leave at night?"

Qian Jiujiu nodded, and looked at Qing Ye and the others by the way: "I see that you haven't had a good rest for a long time, wait a minute, this princess will send you to a safe place."

"Take a good rest inside, and when you need your help, this princess will call you."

Seeing that the sky was getting dark, Qian Jiujiu waved his hand, and a group of people disappeared into the forest and appeared in Qian Jiujiu's space.

As soon as Qingye and the others came in, they immediately felt that the air inside was so fresh, and then Qian Jiujiu pointed to those bamboo houses: "You each choose a bamboo house and take a rest."

Said Qian Jiujiu and looked at Mu Yexiao again: "Come on, let's knock out the two guards first, pretend to be guards and sneak in and talk."

Although it is said that Qian Jiujiu has the space, if she directly manipulates the space to go around from a long distance, Qian Jiujiu will still be mentally exhausted, so the best way is to.

It is not necessary to use this method, Mu Yexiao also thinks that this idea can be had, so the two quietly wandered around the mountain, looking for the soldiers of the Qian Kingdom who came out to patrol.

Not to mention, Huang Tian really lived up to his painstaking efforts, and soon a group of people came over, this group was only about ten people, it was obviously impossible to put them all there.

Mu Yexiao and Qian Jiujiu are the ones who have been following this patrol, Qian Jiujiu glanced at Mu Yexiao: "How long are we going to follow? How about it?"

"I'll get some powder for diarrhea, and then blow it into the noses of the two people behind me with light work. When they go to have diarrhea, am I pretending to be them and mixing in?"

Mu Yexiao nodded: "That's a good idea, let's start."

After speaking, he saw Qian Jiujiu, quickly took out a pill, and then buckled down a little powder: "Come on, blow it quickly, just blow it into the noses of the two of you."

Unexpectedly, God was helping them. At this time, a gust of wind blew, and soon two soldiers were recruited. After walking for a while, they saw two soldiers clutching their stomachs.

"Oh, my stomach hurts so much. There are three urgencies. I'll solve it."

After speaking, the little soldier found a bush and ran in. The second soldier did the same. He ran into a bush, and soon a very unpleasant smell came from the bush.

Qian Jiujiu covered his nose: "Mu Yexiao, I was wrong. This method hurts the enemy one thousand and self-damages eight hundred. I'm about to vomit."

Mu Yexiao looked at Qian Jiujiu helplessly: "Then I'll knock them all out."

Qian Jiujiu raised his eyebrows: "But the armor they wear is also dirty, I still don't want to wear it, what should I do?"

Mu Yexiao thought about it for a while: "Then how about I go in alone and steal a piece of armor first, and you are coming out?"

To be honest, Mu Yexiao also felt that it was not good for his woman to wear the armor worn by a small soldier, Qian Jiujiu thought about it, and still agreed with the same idea.

Then Qian Jiujiu entered the space, while Mu Yexiao knocked out one of the soldiers, took off the soldier's armor and put it on for himself, still rejoicing in his heart.

I moved fast enough to knock out the soldier before he took off his pants, otherwise, who knows if there will be a smell on the armor.

After barely putting on the armor, Mu Yexiao looked at the piece in front of him, which could just cover a person's mouth and nose, and Mu Yexiao was a little disgusted.

He was still wearing clothes under the armor, and it was okay to try to put on the armor, but this Mu Yexiao couldn't accept it, and suddenly felt that this was not a good idea.

Qian Jiujiu in the space saw that Mu Yexiao hadn't moved for a long time, and ran out of the space out of curiosity: "Mu Yexiao, why are you in a daze?"

"Put on the hat so that it can cover your face."

Speaking of this, looking at the hat in Mu Yexiao's hand, Qian Jiujiu seemed to remember something. These days, Mu Yexiao has treated her very well, even eating her leftovers.

This almost made her forget that Mu Yexiao was still the prince who was obsessed with cleanliness, he blinked his eyes twice: "Or, let's forget it, let's just sneak in."

Mu Yexiao looked at the soldier who had already knocked out, and frowned: "There is no way out now, if we leave now, we might be exposed."

At this moment, the soldier who was the first to get papa yelled, "Are you alright? If you are alright, wait for me. Don't mention it, it's still a bit scary to be in this deep mountain at night. "

Mu Yexiao and Qian Jiujiu looked at each other, and suddenly felt that it would be fun not to go to the camp, Qian Jiujiu's eyes lit up instantly.

"I thought of a more fun thing to throw away this dirty armor."

Mu Yexiao obediently threw away the armor that he had finally got down on the ground, and saw Qian Jiujiu took out a large brush, and then drew a big bastard on the soldier's face.

There is also a prince's name written in the middle of the bastard, which is the eldest prince Helu Lucheng, and Qian Jiujiu says that Helu Lucheng is a bastard.

After finishing writing, Qian Jiujiu looked at Mu Yexiao with a smile: "This is my specially made ink, and it won't be washed off for half a month on people's faces."

"Let's go, there is one more, how do you think we are going to play?"

Mu Yexiao's face darkened suddenly, and there was another one, who was squatting in the pit to poop, who knew that Qian Jiujiu could see it when he passed by, so Mu Yexiao pulled Qian Jiujiu all of a sudden.

"Don't go there, just make some noise to scare him away."

Although Qian Jiujiu didn't understand why Mu Yexiao said that, but thinking about it, the stench over there was overwhelming, who would have thought about it, looked at Mu Yexiao and said, "Okay then."

"Then how about making some noise? Why don't you howl like a wolf?"

The corner of Mu Yexiao's mouth twitched: "Would you?"

Qian Jiujiu took it for granted: "I won't, you will, how about you, my lord? Come on?"

Mu Yexiao looked at Qian Jiujiu helplessly: "I've convinced you too."

Even though he said that, Mu Yexiao still looked at Qian Jiujiu dotingly, and then let out a wolf howl to the sky: "Wow~"

After several wolves howled, the little soldier over there must have been frightened. There was no sound for a while, and after a while, the little soldier had the courage to shout.

"Are you still there? Say something?"

"Aww~"

It was Mu Yexiao's wolf howl that answered the little soldier. When the little soldier heard this, he was frightened, thinking that the little soldier just now had been eaten.

I don't care about pulling up my pants, I just got up and rushed towards the big army while pulling up my pants, that's a embarrassment. And Qian Jiujiu has been watching the little soldier's reaction curiously.

Even though it was the moonlight, Qian Jiujiu could still see clearly, the white tufts couldn't help but burst out laughing, and Mu Yexiao's face turned even darker.

He didn't want Qian Jiujiu to pass by, but he was worried that Qian Jiujiu would see some hot eyes that he shouldn't have seen, but in the end he saw it and smiled, Mu Yexiao was very dissatisfied.

Looking at Qian Jiujiu: "Is it funny?"

Qian Jiujiu felt Mu Yexiao's displeasure at the first moment, and touched his nose: "No, I just suddenly thought of something funny, do you want to hear it?"

Mu Yexiao squinted at Qian Jiujiu: "Say it."

Qian Jiujiu coughed, and then began to speak: "I was just thinking, if people knew, the famous Xiao Wang Mu Yexiao would pretend to be a wild wolf in the forest to scare other soldiers."

"Your image must be ruined, don't you think so?"

Mu Yexiao immediately glanced at Qian Jiujiu angrily: "Jiu'er, are you cheating on me?"

Speaking of Mu Yexiao's many embarrassing things, it was all because of Qian Jiujiu, but using some embarrassing things to make Bomei laugh, Mu Yexiao still felt that it was not a loss.

Especially this beauty is Qian Jiujiu. When Qian Jiujiu heard Mu Yexiao's words, she immediately remembered, as if she really came up with the idea.

Immediately raised his hand and said: "I swear, I will never tell anything about what happened tonight, so don't worry, Lord Xiao, no one will know about you."

"What's more, it's not over yet! Let's go, let's catch up and have a look, maybe there is something interesting to do!"

In desperation, Mu Yexiao saw that Qian Jiujiu was already walking forward, so he could only follow behind, but the difference was that they were using lightness kung fu on trees.

In this way, he would not be sent down by the people in front, and the extremely embarrassed soldier quickly caught up with the eight people in front with the stench all over his body.

"Wait for me, there are wolves, did you hear the wolves howling just now?"

The eight soldiers looked at me and I looked at you, and then they all looked at the smelly soldier with disgust on their faces: "What's the matter with you?"

"Where did the wolf come from? Isn't there another person who went with you just now?"

Xiaobing said submissively: "I called him for a long time, but he didn't speak. He must have been eaten by wolves. Otherwise, why didn't he answer me?"

The captain of the ten-man team looked at the soldier: "Are you sure there are wolves? Take me to see."

The mission they came out for was to patrol, and it was impossible for wolves to appear on this mountain, generally in such a fringe area.

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