Chapter 1033 The Ability of Soap

"My nima soap?" Grandpa Lu looked at the huge Gundam in front of him in disbelief.

He couldn't hear that sound wrong, it was soap

"You little bastard hides very deeply." Soap's teasing voice continued: "Where did you learn the name of this cat? It's clingier than the second fat man of labor and capital when he wants to eat. It's okay, you bastard, you still hide Such a skill!"

As soon as such obscene jokes sounded, Grandpa Lu no longer doubted in an instant, the thing in front of him was soap!

"If I wipe you, it's really a heifer flying on a plane. It's so awesome. How did you do it?" Grandpa Lu curiously moved to the eyeball of Gundam, wanting to see if it was really sitting in it. A bar of soap.

"Hey, I didn't expect me to be so awesome." Soap's voice was unprecedentedly triumphant: "When the artillery flew over, you were so fast, and labor and management couldn't catch up with you. I thought I was going to be one step ahead of you." The dog brought it with me, but I didn’t expect that the flame would burn on me without any pain.”

"It doesn't hurt you scream so ecstasy?" Grandpa Lu said with blank eyes: "Do you know how my conscience has been tormented, Grandpa and my conscience after hearing your screams?"

"Fuck you, you run so fast and your conscience is tormented, you said you were burned? You didn't see how powerful the fire is, I feel that when it blows up, this mountain may be gone!"

"Blow it up, why don't you say it's nuclear bomb level?"

"You don't believe me to send you a hair now?"

"Xinxinxin" Grandpa nodded quickly like a chicken pecking at rice: "Soap is mighty, and you can pick up a nuclear bomb with your bare hands. Those scumbags on the Tianbang are not worthy of carrying your shoes!"

"Don't be weird, those guys in Tianbang are really not at the same level as labor and capital now." Soap proudly said: "You know the mecha of Yunu Wugua, right? Let me tell you, it's worthless compared to this one! "

"It's not that exaggerated, is it?" Grandpa looked at the tall mech suspiciously. Although the shape is indeed handsome and mighty, sometimes the mech is not just for the shape. I've shown him many times.

Often those majestic and up-to-date mechas are scumbags, and those shabby mechas that are abandoned in shabby corners and picked up by the protagonist by chance are all treasures that can defeat a hundred with one enemy!

"Let me show you the function that labor and management just discovered." Soap smiled triumphantly, then slightly opened a huge mechanical palm and pointed it at the woods full of slime before.

In the next second, countless brilliant lasers shot out, and under a round of sweeping, the trees, grass, and rocks all over the mountain were continuously cut like tofu, and the entire forest was cut bare in an instant!

Looking at the sky full of lime sawdust, grandpa gasped suddenly. This picture is simply invincible. There is a pile of tanks in front of him. It feels like they were killed by bean curds. How handsome!

"Awesome brother!!" Grandpa suddenly became excited.

"Hey!!" Soap suddenly put his hips on his hips and laughed: "The old fairy Li Bai is right. I am born with talents that will be useful. Labor and capital are not a simple piece of soap. You can rest assured to follow labor and capital from now on. Labor and capital will take you across the New Territories, and gods will kill you Gods and Buddhas kill Buddhas!!"

"It's so floating." Grandpa couldn't help curling his lips: "It looks like a trick, right? You control such a thing and think you can go to heaven?"

"This guy really isn't a character." Soap said quietly, "I read part of this guy's memory, is it a character?"

"How the hell can you read other people's memories?" This skill made grandpa feel a little terrified.

"I don't know either." Soap said honestly, "Not only can I read his memory, but I can also replace him."

As he spoke, the mecha slowly opened, and a thin blue figure came out from the abdominal cavity of the mecha. From a distance, it looked like a miniature version of Bernier.

"You are soap?" Grandpa said with his eyes wide open.

"What do you think?" The blue figure rolled his eyes at Grandpa and asked.

"Fuck me, what form are you in? Did you succeed in transforming?" Grandpa Lu asked excitedly.

If he knew that he could transform into shape after being roasted, what a fart he would be

"Probably not" Soap shook his head: "I just absorbed something, and then it became like this"

"Absorbed something? What?"

Soap: "Original owner of this body"

Grandpa took a breath when he heard the words, why are you so cruel? ultimate opposite sex

The key is how to absorb it? Is it the kind that eats directly like the alien?

When his mind was full of that kind of picture, Soap rolled his eyes and said, "Don't think about something messy, I'm not that disgusting yet."

Grandpa: "How do you know what I'm thinking?"

"I don't know." Soap frowned suspiciously: "It should be the ability of this body. It seems that I can read some of your emotional thoughts when I get close to you. It's not that I can read your mind directly, but through your subtle Changes in emotions, calculation and analysis, you can get some similar results, you don’t know, my current brain is no different from a supercomputer, it can calculate many problems in a second, what a thief!”

"I mean, isn't this a developer?" Grandpa was startled, and said cautiously, "Is this the talent of this body?"

"probably"

"Then if it wasn't eaten by you, where is it?"

"Inside, I'll take you in and have a look."

"Can I still go in?" Grandpa's eyes lit up immediately, and his face looked eager to try.

“It’s quite big inside, there’s a lot of space for the two of us”

"You talk like that, I suddenly don't want to go in"

After entering the airframe, grandpa looked around very curiously. The cabin structure inside the airframe was more advanced than he imagined. Although he couldn’t see what the equipment was, it looked very advanced at first glance.

Inside the mech, on an all-round seat, is a body that is exactly the same as Soap's now, only much taller, and the sense of oppression is much stronger.

"Did I cut you in half?"

"I didn't do it." Soap shook his head: "He was like this when I came"

"Then how did you become like this?" Grandpa Lu asked curiously.

"I don't know very well either." Soap doubted, "I just wanted to kill him after sneaking into the mech, and I was going to jump on his face and let him eat my shit and suffocate to death!!"

Grandpa: ""

"The main reason is that I don't have any offensive methods. All I can think of is to seal his mouth and nose to suffocate him."

Grandpa: "And then?"

Soap: "Then I felt a strong mental force attacking me. I wiped it, and it felt like a paper boat was caught in a sea storm. You don't know the helplessness I felt at that time. I thought I was going to be killed in seconds. But in the end, he didn’t move any further.”

"No next move?" Grandpa was taken aback.

"Yes" Soap also looked puzzled, always felt that there was something on his body, stopped him from trying to kill me, and then took the initiative to contact me, and as soon as I responded, I became like this

"I also gained some memories and abilities, and even the mecha can be controlled."

"Fuck me, what ability do you have?" Grandpa was taken aback when he heard that, feeling so awesome

Just as I was about to ask again, a blunt electronic voice suddenly came from inside the mech: Jessica, the leader of X17, is asking you for a spiritual link. Do you need to turn on high power to accept the link?

"Forehead?"

What the hell?