I Have a Bunch of Players on Earth

Chapter 40 Looks Like You're Here to Mess Things Up....

Chapter 40 Looks like you're here to mess things up

"I'll go, all the phoenixes are here, that kid Lu Xiaowei is lucky!" Gouge, who was forced offline in the game warehouse, flicked through the strategies on his phone boredly, and immediately became jealous when he saw Grandpa Lu's popular strategy post.

Hidden occupation, he is a big brother, should I ask him to come out and pinch Li Zhuang's white meat to deepen the brotherhood? It feels like I haven't contacted him for a long time.

"Ouch, ancestor, why are you still living here?" Gou Ge just sat down and saw his mother running down the stairs in a hurry without even putting on any makeup.

"What's wrong?" Brother Gou asked inexplicably.

"You didn't hear your dad call you?"

After hearing this, Brother Gou looked at his phone, thought for two seconds and then suddenly said, "Oh, I forgot to pay the phone bill."

"You child!!" The woman patted his messy head immediately: "You're almost a fairy!"

"What's the matter?" Brother Gou asked curiously. He still knew his wife's personality very well. He was busy shopping and playing cards with his girlfriends all day long. How could he have time to care about himself? How about staying in the hospital by yourself?

"Isn't that old-fashioned grandfather of yours?" The woman suddenly said angrily, "Why don't you want to see your prematurely decrepit appearance on your birthday, so I specially called a veteran to exercise for you, saying that it will make you fatter?" Be manly!"

"I'll go, mom, you didn't say it earlier!" Brother Gou jumped up immediately: "I have to go hide with my aunt."

"Hiding away!" The woman grabbed him who was about to slip away and said, "Don't even think about running this time, not only your grandfather, but your father also gave the order to die, your father has spoken, None of your relatives on my side would dare to take you in."

"Father?" Brother Gou was stunned for a moment: "It's really strange, when will he have time to take care of me?"

"Isn't it your Uncle Fang? When you were first born, the two families engaged in baby marriage. After so many years, your Uncle Fang got better and better, and your daughter is doing well. You are also from Tsinghua University and studying in the Federal Star State University. Dad also wisely didn't mention this matter later, I didn't expect your Uncle Fang to take the initiative to mention it this time, saying that when his family Xiaojia returns to Central China next month, it is such a good thing to let the two children live together, but your father will be smashed I got dizzy, and when I called me, I was incoherent happily, and I especially told you to behave well this time."

"Show a hammer!" Brother Gou immediately covered his face: "Mom, it's not like you haven't seen that woman Fang Xiaojia before, she looks so proud, and her old lady obviously despises your background, how could you let your daughter marry me? For so many years, I haven’t expressed my intentions in this regard, but suddenly brought it up, something must have happened!”

"What could happen?" The woman immediately gave his son a blank look: "Your uncle Fang's business is very good, and the stock of the family business has been soaring all the way. Do you think it's half dead like your father's business? Maybe without the help of your uncles." It's long gone, what do you think people still want from your father?"

Brother Gou: "Then it must be a romantic debt, come back and let me take over!"

The woman didn't refute immediately when she heard the words, there was a flash of dodge in her eyes, Brother Gou immediately jumped up when he saw this, "Damn, it's true, you guys can do this too well, right? Am I your own? "

"Tsk, kid, what are you talking about!" The woman gave a dry cough and said angrily, "You're the meat I lost so hard after being pregnant for ten months, how could I cheat you? It's not for your own good, you Seeing that you have achieved nothing now, your father's business will probably be ruined if it falls into your hands. Isn't there a Geli Yue family who paves the way for you? What's wrong with taking over the offer? This kind of good offer can't be taken over by others if they want to take over!"

Dog brother:""

"Besides, among the girls nowadays, who hasn't had a few boyfriends before getting married? Your mother and I changed one every month back then. Wouldn't your father be able to take over?"

"Hehe" Brother Gou shook his head and sneered sneeringly: "It's really that simple and it's my turn to pick up the plate? Mom, do you still want to deceive me? Are you not telling the truth?"

How did this little bastard become so smart after playing games for a few months? Could it be that the old lady's witty blood has awakened in him?

The woman gritted her teeth secretly, but on the surface she said without changing her face: "Then tell me, what else can happen?"

"This..." Brother Gou felt that he couldn't think of it for a while, and was suddenly at a loss for words.

"I'm thinking about things all day, so hurry up and go outside for me to take care of your oily hair. In the afternoon, I will take you to meet the veteran uncle recommended by your grandfather. Let me tell you, behave yourself when we meet in the afternoon. Then But your grandpa’s old guard for decades is because he blocked bullets for your grandpa back then, remember to call Uncle Liu when you meet him, and Brother Liu when you meet your father!”

"Oh" Brother Gou responded, but he always felt that his mother was changing the subject.

"Hurry up, hurry up, get a fresh haircut and come back, this scruffy look will be talked about by your father again later!"

Brother Gou: "" —

After being kicked out of the house, Brother Gou wandered the streets all the way. He didn't choose to let the housekeeper drive him, but chose to walk around by himself. After all, he didn't seem to have walked outside for almost half a year.

It was June at this time, and it was noon. The scorching sun made the whole street very deserted, and there were only a few pedestrians here and there.

Brother Gou looked at his phone, and it showed that the temperature is 43 degrees today. This kind of spooky weather might make eggs boiled on the ground, and it’s normal if no one goes out.

However, Brother Gou somehow felt that it was okay. The sun seemed to be shining on his body, but it was not as exaggerated as he imagined. Could it be because he was used to the poisonous sun of Mars when playing games?

When there was no dormitory in the game, they sometimes went offline and had no place to mine, so they just dug a hole outside and fell asleep. The next day they crawled out of the red-hot sand. The temperature difference between day and night, the sun is not too gentle.

But why do you compare yourself like this? That's a game. In the game, I have rough skin and thick flesh. In reality, I will be there when the wind blows.

Thinking of this, Brother Gou shook his head, yawned all the way to a barber shop that looked okay.

After looking at the price, it costs 100 federal coins for ordinary washing, cutting and blowing, 300 for senior barbers, and 500 for the shop manager himself. He glanced at his mouth and said in secret: It's really dark!

The purchasing power of federal currency is not low. Now that the financial market is stable, the value of the currency has been maintained very well. An Apple’s latest mobile phone can cost up to 4,000 yuan. The monthly living expenses of ordinary students are probably not 500 yuan, but a haircut is so expensive. I have to say that this business is really good!

Nowadays, with the prevalence of artificial intelligence, many popular jobs in the past have been impacted, but on the contrary, some handicrafts have gradually become popular, and service industries such as hairdressing, catering, woodworking, and photography have become more prosperous.

If you think about it, social welfare is better, more people live in the house, and the cost of manual services becomes higher, which is also in line with market principles.

"Hey, brother, do you want a haircut or a perm?" Seeing someone coming, the store manager hurriedly greeted him warmly with a wave of sleepiness at noon.

"Is there any barber you know? Do you want to recommend one to you?"

Brother Gou: "Who is the store manager?"

"That's me!" The store manager rubbed his hands and laughed.

Brother Gou waved his hand, and said in the tone of a rich boy: "Then you come and cut it well, it doesn't matter how much it costs!"

Faced with such arrogance, the store manager didn't answer. Instead, he smiled, took two steps back, leaned on the sofa and squinted and said, "What kind of haircut do you want, little brother?"

Brother Gou thought for a while and replied, "I can find a wife."

The store manager was silent when he heard the words, took out a cigarette and lit it, took a full puff, then sighed, and said quietly: "It seems that the little brother is here to smash the scene today!"

Dog brother:""

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