Chapter 1037 I'm Going to Wipe My Ass with It
Originally, for Xiao Yi now, the most precious thing is time, and he doesn't have so much time to wait for Lan Hui to watch his own jokes.
While thinking about things, Xiao Yi sat up from the chair, and then walked towards the stairs ahead with yesterday's blueprint in his hand.
"Xiao Yi, why are you going?"
Wang Rong shouted, Xiao Yi turned around silently, and said to Wang Rong.
"Piss off, I'll be right back."
"There is also a toilet on the first floor, why do you bother to go up to the second floor?"
"There is a saying that if you stand tall and pee far away, I want to find a place with a better location."
Xiao Yi and Wang Rong said, Wang Rong just wanted to go and beat Xiao Yi up, and at this point, he was so anxious that Xiao Yi wanted to make a joke here.
"It's better to kill you."
He muttered in his mouth that he couldn't stop Xiao Yi from urinating. After Xiao Yi went up to the second floor, he looked around here and there, and then continued to walk towards the third floor.
No one knew what Xiao Yi was going to do. When Xiao Yi reached the fourth floor, after a glance, he still didn't find anything. There was almost no one in the corridor on the fourth floor, only an old man in his fifties or sixties, He was holding a broom, sweeping up the garbage in one place and pouring it into the trash can.
The old man didn't wear the cleaner's clothes, but was wearing an old-fashioned Chinese tunic suit and a pair of glasses. He walked with a certain demeanor. Xiao Yi, who was about to go upstairs, saw this scene, from the third down the steps.
The word firm belief appeared in his eyes, Xiao Yi opened the rope outside the blueprint in his hand, and then unfolded it while looking at it while walking, very attentive, when Xiao Yi came to the old man, he stumbled and fell on the ground.
"Ouch……"
The blueprint in his hand flew out immediately, and Xiao Yi fell to the side. The old man hurried over to take a look, and stepped forward to ask Xiao Yi.
"Are you all right, young man? You can't be distracted when you are young. If you fall down the stairs, it will be really miserable."
The old man came over to take a look and found that Xiao Yi was fine, he just fell down, so he stretched out his hand to help Xiao Yi up.
"Old man, please leave me alone and see how my blueprint is doing. This is the hard work I have prepared for a long time. It must not be broken."
Xiao Yi said to the old man, the old man was still thinking in his heart, this person is really a bit strange, he fell down, and he still cares about the blueprints, nothing is better than nothing.
"You are really a weirdo. You can redraw a drawing if you tear it up."
The old man said, seeing the blueprint that Xiao Yi had left aside, he stretched out his hand to take it, checked that there was nothing wrong with it, and when he was about to return it to Xiao Yi, the old man was deeply attracted by the content on the blueprint.
Xiao Yi touched his knee with one hand, but there was a scheming smile on his face. He worked so hard to prepare things all night, I don't believe you won't be moved when you see it.
The old man held Xiao Yi's blueprint in his hand, and he saw the title on the blueprint at first glance. On the title was the schematic diagram of the renovation of the xx section of the Eastern District. On the blueprint, it clearly marked the renovation of each area. Ideas are marked on the drawings.
"this is……"
Holding the blueprint, the old man fell into deep thought. While looking at the blueprint, he thought about the content on it, completely treating Xiao Yi as if he didn't exist.
Xiao Yi, who fell on the ground, had no choice but to stand up first by patting his buttocks. He was stopped by the old man when he was about to speak. Now he is concentrating on the content on the blueprint and cannot be interrupted by Xiao Yi.
Staring at the blueprints for a long time, the old man has seen many renovation plans, and Xiao Yi's blueprints are undoubtedly the most comprehensive and exciting. The renovation schemes thoroughly implement the two concepts of green and environmental protection.
Such a transformation plan, how come others didn't think of it, it would be such a young man's handwriting, after the old man saw it, he laughed a few times here.
"Good, good, good!"
He said three good things in a row, and it can be seen how important Xiao Yi's blueprint is in the old man's hands. This is why he took his eyes off the blueprint and looked at Xiao Yi again.
When the old man saw Xiao Yi this time, he had a feeling of deja vu in his heart, as if he had seen Xiao Yi somewhere, and it seemed to be an illusion. What was going on, he couldn't figure it out.
"Did you draw this blueprint, young man?"
"Yeah, it took more than two hours to draw."
Xiao Yi talked to the old man, the old man chuckled lightly, and then talked to Xiao Yi.
"I don't think you are from the city government. How did you know the news that the East District will be remodeled? Could it be that you stole the blueprint?"
The old man is not an idiot either. Only a few people know the news about the renovation of the Eastern District, and the outsiders don't know anything about it. How could there be such a blueprint in Xiao Yi's hands.
Xiao Yi patted his clothes. Since he was going to act, he had to do it well. At this moment, Xiao Yi was possessed of old drama, and coughed softly.
"I'm a very honest person. How could I do the theft? It's because I know a friend named Yuan Sheng, and he told me about it."
"Hehe, it turns out that's the case. I wronged you. I didn't expect his mouth to be so dishonest. He revealed the affairs of the city government in a blink of an eye."
There was anger in the old man's tone, because he trusted Yuan Sheng, this was the way to leave the matter to Yuan Sheng, but now a young man appeared, who already knew the plan of the transformation, which showed that Yuan Sheng was not so reliable .
"Old man, don't blame Boss Yuan. Boss Yuan came to me because he wanted to perfect the renovation project. I drew the blueprint overnight."
"Oh? Really? Then it seems that the relationship between you and Yuan Sheng should also be very good."
"That's right, the relationship between Boss Yuan and me is indeed good, but it's a pity, I worked so hard to prepare for most of the day, but it didn't work at all in the end."
Xiao Yi sighed deeply, the old man had doubts in his heart at this moment, what did Xiao Yi mean by these words, what does it mean to prepare for a long time, it is all in vain, the blueprint is good, and the plan is also good.
The old man doesn't know here, he has already fallen into Xiao Yi's trap, the more he wants to know this information, the more Xiao Yi will succeed, Xiao Yi said leisurely at this moment.
"Don't ask, old man, just tell me where the toilet is. This blueprint is useless. I plan to use it to wipe my ass."
Xiao Yi said, the old man was holding the blueprint in his hand, and when he heard Xiao Yi's words, he had the urge to beat Xiao Yi up, good things, just wipe his ass like this, thanks to this young man who could figure it out.
"You young man, since it was carefully prepared by yourself, how could you just spoil it casually? Is there anything you can't solve by talking about it?"