Chapter 498 I Want to Pulse

People who can bear such a risk naturally have some skills, Xiao Yi stared at a corner ahead, turned his head and said to Meng Nana.

"parking!"

Meng Nana stepped on the brake immediately, Xiao Yi was very skilled, here Xiao Yi said that something must have happened to stop the car, his eyes kept looking around, and asked Xiao Yidao.

"What's wrong? What happened?"

"Just park your car!"

Xiao Yi said, Meng Nana stepped on the brake and then turned off the engine. Although Xiao Yi didn't explain the reason, Meng Nana became nervous.

"What's the matter? Xiao Yi, tell me the truth, is something wrong?"

Meng Nana asked, Xiao Yi pushed open the car door, it was dark now, with street lights on outside, it seemed that there was no one around.

So Xiao Yi took a few steps forward and came under a tree. He unbuttoned his pants to take out his second brother and flood the Seventh Army.

"Hey... what are you doing? You will be fined 500 yuan if you defecate anywhere."

Just as Xiao Yi took out his second brother, he saw a person walking towards here before he even started, wearing a gray uniform, he should be the security guard in charge of maintaining the place.

"Five hundred? Why don't you grab it!"

It's just that he hasn't peed for such a long time, and he couldn't stand it after holding it all the way. He wanted to find a place to solve his physical problems first, and it wasn't as serious as Meng Nana thought, as if something red had happened.

Meng Nana supported the steering wheel with one hand, and the whole person who was scared by Xiao Yi just now became nervous. It was only now that she knew what Xiao Yi was going to do. It was really scary.

"You bastard, I thought something was going to happen."

Xiao Yi held his trousers in one hand, the security guard had already walked in front of Xiao Yi, took a flashlight to shine a light on it, spread out his hand and said in front of Xiao Yi.

"This is a private territory with strict rules and regulations. If you see that it says no defecation is strictly prohibited, if you violate the rules, you need to pay a fine of 500 yuan."

"Sorry, I can't read."

"Everyone says they are illiterate, and it has nothing to do with whether you can read or write, as long as you pay for it."

The security guard said very bluntly that the people who work here have their backs, so when they talk, they naturally have a bigger temper.

Xiao Yi's face was livid, and he frowned. This is really cheating. If you pee casually, you will be fined so much. With Xiao Yi's character of asking for money, how could he really pay five hundred yuan.

"What you said above is that you defecate anywhere, and I didn't pee just now, so it's not defecation anywhere."

"No pee? No pee. What were you doing just now? Did you think I didn't see it?"

The security guard said, Xiao Yi obviously unbuttoned his pants just now, he has already seen it, so it is useless to quibble here.

Xiao Yi was stunned for a moment, meeting such a serious security guard, Xiao Yi thought about it, then straightened his back, and said confidently.

"Can I take it out and have a look?"

"Take it out and have a look? Is there such a reason?"

"That's something you haven't encountered before. The second brother has been suffocating in his trousers. In such a hot weather, he must have broken it. He took it out to let the air out. This is very logical, yes... very logical."

Xiao Yi explained, this explanation is very reasonable, the security guard's brows are twitching, he has seen someone making excuses, but he has never seen one making excuses like this.

In fact, Xiao Yi did not urinate, and if he did not urinate, then the fine was wrong. What Xiao Yi said at this moment was very reasonable.

"You go first, don't let me see you again next time, if I see you peeing anywhere, you will be fined 1,000 yuan!"

In the end, there was nothing to do with Xiao Yi. Xiao Yi put on his pants and returned to the car. Meng Nana in the car felt that Xiao Yi was a bit ashamed. Only a person like Xiao Yi could make up such a reason.

"You guys are really okay. If you want to pee, tell me earlier. There is a toilet in the rest area just now."

"At that time, I didn't want to pee. I can't force it."

Xiao Yi held back his urine, Meng Nana had no choice but to continue driving, looking for a toilet while driving, but after walking for a few minutes, she couldn't find a toilet at all.

At this moment, Xiao Yi couldn't hold back anymore. He had already held back all the way, so Xiao Yi stretched out his hand and patted Meng Nana and said.

"Do you have any drink bottles in the car?"

Meng Nana found an empty black tea bottle from the side, and handed it to Xiao Yi.

"Here, this is the drink I bought in the rest area, you can't be..."

Meng Nana stared at Xiao Yi, and turned her eyes to Xiao Yi's crotch. Xiao Yi asked her for a drink bottle at this moment, which could only mean that he wanted to do one thing. ,

"You don't want to solve it in my car, do you?"

"Whether you pee in your car or in a bottle, whichever is better for you."

Xiao Yi said that he didn't want to do this, but the conditions were limited, and he didn't want to be fined.

Meng Nana only had a headache for Xiao Yi. This kind of person is really a strange flower, so she had to hand the bottle to Xiao Yi. In comparison, it would be better not to pee in the car.

"Here you give you!"