Chapter 623 I Have a Solution
"Nonsense, I don't have hemorrhoids at all."
Li Zhenggang said loudly that he didn't want to reveal his unspeakable secrets in this environment.
"Oh? Really? If you don't have hemorrhoids, why don't you just sit down and slowly raise your butt?"
"I... I'm happy that you can control it?"
Xiao Yi chuckled lightly, his attitude was very tough at the moment, Xiao Yi had already seen that Li Zhenggang had old problems.
A person of his status has already seen a doctor when he encountered this disease. It should be that the doctor has no way to cure it, so now he has such a painful face.
"Even sitting down is as uncomfortable as a dead person, and said you don't have hemorrhoids."
"You... surnamed Xiao, don't go too far! Don't think that just because you know some medical skills, you are really amazing."
Li Zhenggang said angrily. At this moment, he was so angry that he sat down on his buttocks. However, the unspeakable secret on his buttocks broke out, and Li Zhenggang stood up again instantly in pain.
"Tsk tsk, what a big hemorrhoid."
Xiao Yi sighed, Li Zhenggang endured the pain in his buttocks, this disease has been tormenting him for more than ten years, and there is no way to cure it.
Thinking that Xiao Yi did have a way of seeing a doctor before, so Li Zhenggang had his own calculations in his mind, and after much deliberation, he felt that it wouldn't hurt to listen to Xiao Yi say a few words.
So after sitting down for a while, Li Zhenggang stood up from the sofa again, and slowly came to Xiao Yi's side. A smile habitually appeared on Xiao Yi's face.
From Xiao Yi's expression at this moment, Li Xiaojia could tell that the second uncle would be in trouble later, and he could do anything these days, but don't offend Xiao Yi.
"Xiao Yi, you said before that you have a cure for hemorrhoids, is that true?"
Xiao Yi turned his head, smiled politely at Li Zhenggang, then turned around and said.
"It happened just now, but I forgot it now, and I can't remember it."
"Forget? How could you forget?"
"I can't help it. People's brains don't work well. If you tell me something I like to hear, maybe I can remember it."
Xiao Yi said with a smile, Li Zhenggang knew that Xiao Yi didn't just say he had forgotten, but was playing tricks on him here. It would be strange if such a thing could be forgotten.
Li Zhenggang had also experienced some occasions, and from Xiao Yi's words, he could hear Xiao Yi's meaning, so Li Zhenggang said in a relaxed tone.
"Xiao Yi, I know that what I said just now was wrong, but think about it, I was not angry at what you made me look like when I was eating earlier."
"Stop it, stop it, you must figure it out, it's Guan Xing who's messing with you, and it has nothing to do with me."
Xiao Yi reminded Li Zhenggang not to put everything on his own head, it has nothing to do with him.
At this moment, Li Zhenggang really wanted to grab Xiao Yi's clothes, raise them and ask viciously, you were the one who got the fuck drunk, and you were the one who drank sex drugs in the end, so it doesn't matter.
People can be thick-skinned, but they can't be shameless. Li Zhenggang has seen what it means to turn one's face and refuse to admit it, and what it means to ask others to take the blame.
"Yes, yes, even if this matter has nothing to do with you, there is a saying that you don't look at the monk's face to see the Buddha's face, but for Xiaojia's sake, can you tell me?"
As Li Zhenggang glanced at Li Xiaojia, he remembered now that Li Xiaojia is his niece, and he forgot about this when he wanted to introduce someone to Li Xiaojia and separated Li Xiaojia from the Li family.
"Well, since you even moved Xiao Jia out, for her sake, I should give you a hand."
Xiao Yi clapped his hands and said, Li Zhenggang laughed immediately, as if his illness could really be cured after Xiao Yi agreed.
Li Zhenggang pricked up his ears and listened carefully at this moment, listening to what Xiao Yi would say, and writing down what Xiao Yi said.
"You don't have to be so serious. The way I say it is just one sentence. Just go home and wipe your ass with the old godmother."
Xiao Yi said about the smile on Li Zhenggang's face, and suddenly became stiff. He thought Xiao Yi would come up with some solution, but it turned out to be such a solution.
"Xiao, aren't you trying to harm me? I already have too much anger in my body. If you use your method, do you still want me to live?"
"I haven't finished yet. This is a cure for other diseases. It doesn't seem to be suitable for your hemorrhoids."
Xiao Yi said, Li Zhenggang had all the intentions of killing Xiao Yi, which was obviously an unacceptable method, and Xiao Yi had the nerve to say it out, it was too fucking cheating.
"Xiao Yi... If you have a way, tell me, if not, don't play me here."
"Yes, of course, it depends on whether you want to use it or not."
Xiao Yi said, Li Zhenggang chose to forgive Xiao Yi, recovered his original mood again, took a deep breath and asked.
"Then tell me, what exactly do you want me to do?"
"Give me the jade wrench in your hand."
On Li Zhenggang's finger, he wore a fine jade ring finger. It was made of high-quality jadeite, but it was a pity that it was only worn by such a person.
Hearing Xiao Yi's words, Li Zhenggang immediately became alert, took his hand back, looked at Xiao Yi and said.
"Could it be that you're planning on my jade finger, right? Let me tell you, I bought this piece of jade at a cost of 150,000 yuan and processed it into a jade finger. If you want to ask me for this thing, there is no way. "
Before Xiao Yi said anything, Li Zhenggang expressed his attitude, and Xiao Yi sighed helplessly.
"Manager Li, look at your stingy look. My company is so big anyway. Do you value your hundreds of thousands of goods? If you want to cure a disease, you can listen to me. If you don't want to, treat me as nothing Didn't say anything."
"You mean, taking this jade wrench can cure diseases?"
Li Zhenggang seemed to understand a little bit, and what Xiao Yi said was right. In front of Li Xiaojia, if he took his own things and refused to give them back, it would be a little too stingy.
"Savvy is pretty good, can you give it to me now?"
Xiao Yi said, Li Zhenggang took off the jade ring finger from his thumb, and handed it to Xiao Yi.
This kind of look was as if his lover had been given to someone else. Xiao Yi took the jade finger ring and held it in his hand for a while.
Then Xiao Yi put the jade finger on the tea table and pushed it to Li Zhenggang. Li Zhenggang picked up the jade finger and took a look. The things should not have been dropped.
It's just that the jade finger is still the same as before, and there is no change at all. At this moment, Li Zhenggang was very curious and asked.
"Xiao Yi, what do you mean by this? Just take it for a look, and don't talk about how to cure the disease."