One Thousand Four Hundred and Sixty-Six: Failing Nieliang, Attacking Yang Tao, and Pointing the Sword to the World (6)
"You, what are you doing? Don't scare me. I'm very timid. I usually scream when I see cockroaches."
The fisher girl was confused by Yang Si's actions, but he also knew how difficult Yang Si was, so he didn't dare to offend the old man.
Seeing the fisher girl's reaction, the salted fish immediately wished they could crawl into the screen and receive Yang Si's gift for him.
They have been following the studio for so many years, when did they see Yang Si like this?
[Henshengzao]: Don't be confused, give me some reaction, Xiao Rongrong is thanking you.
[Zijin Youyue]: This is a once-in-a-thousand-year opportunity, show your character as a "mountain ghost", don't be cowardly!
[Yanhuang Huacuo]: Xiao Rongrong regards you as an outsider, so she took the opportunity to pretend to be tough, big brother, there is no such shop after this village.
A group of salted fish are anxious in front of the screen, while more people are envious and jealous.
[Qing Lingxin]: I am willing to exchange more than 100 catties of authentic pork belly from six roommates in exchange for a "dream back to the millennium"!
[Don't be empty and happy]: I also come to make a wish, and I would like to exchange the keyboard five used by Tang Qi for copying and pasting for a "dream back to the millennium"!
The salted fish were happy, and the fisher girl clenched her fists nervously, not knowing how to react.
"I have offended you so much just now, so please forgive me, young lady." Yang Sidao, "This kindness is no different from the kindness of Duke Huangshi for granting plain books."
Little, little lady——
Even though she knew that "little lady" was a synonym for unmarried women in this era, the fisher girl still blushed unapologetically.
"No, you don't need to apologize. I'll be happy if you don't kill me." The fisher girl paused after she finished speaking, and she thought of some kind of coquettish operation, her eyes showing a little dodge, "Well, if you really want to thank me, can you Can't you help me fulfill two small wishes?"
The fisher girl drew a short gap with her thumb and index finger, indicating that his wish was really not big.
Yang Si wasn't too surprised, he said, "As long as it's within his power and doesn't violate loyalty, filial piety, benevolence and righteousness, he will naturally try his best to achieve it for the little lady."
The fisher girl said, "Can you let him call me little lady?"
He pointed to Li Yun, although he was a man inside, it didn't prevent him from liking Hanmei little angel.
One must know that he is a senior fan of Li Yun's father's fan club, and when the other party got married, he was generous with money.
Yang Si: "..."
What kind of wish is this?
Li Yun was also confused. Is there a special title for little lady?
Anyway, it was just a shout, and Li Yun would naturally not refuse. When he said the word "little lady" in a slightly accented manner, the fisher girl felt that her heart was favored by Cupid and Yuelao at the same time. He wants to climb the wall and jump from the dad fan group to the girlfriend group.
There were video recordings in the live broadcast room, and when he went back, he wanted to capture the "little lady" that Yang Si and Li Yun said as the ringtone.
"Ahem—the second wish..."
The fisher girl rubbed her hands awkwardly, her blushing cheeks made Yang Si suspicious.
"Second wish...can I have your autographs?"
Yang Si raised his eyebrows and asked in confusion, "Autograph?"
"That...it's a rare trip, and I always want to get something from my idol as a souvenir." The fisher girl said pitifully, "The mountains are very boring, and the world can't last long...you know how much it is to be possessed by me." Is it rare? Autograph it as a commemoration."
Yang Si was a little hesitant, not knowing what the other party was going to do with his "autograph".
If it is really a mountain spirit, based on the ghost novels that Yang Si read, I always feel a little unsafe.
After thinking about it, it is not difficult to get the handwriting written by the few of them. Yang Si still has the habit of practicing handwriting, and there are countless waste manuscripts. If this "mountain ghost" is really malicious, there are so many channels, there is no need to use such precious information as bait.
But in the blink of an eye, countless thoughts flew through his mind.
After weighing, Yang Si smiled and agreed.
It was said to be "autographed", but Yang Si didn't write a name and let it go. Instead, he wrote a congratulatory speech.
He asked casually, "What's your name?"
The fisher girl subconsciously said her real name,
But the system doesn't allow it, and it becomes the ID of the live broadcast room after the sound is muted.
"I'm called eating with your feet clasped."
Yang Si paused, almost breaking the whole piece of paper: "..."
The fisher girl also received the systematic explanation, and suddenly felt the urge to cry without tears.
Damn, what kind of id can't be used, but it's called [eating with feet clasped], now it's over, it's not ashamed to lose it!
Li Yun's eyes also changed, and he asked in surprise, "How could it be called such a strange name as 'eating with your feet clasped'?"
It's just weird, the point is that it's very obscene.
Just imagine yourself sitting in front of the food table, eating with chopsticks in your right hand and picking your feet with your left hand, and your face turns blue immediately.
The fisher girl wanted to cry but she lied to herself, "Mountain ghosts are different from people. We don't have names like 'Love is worse than sex' and '巭婫嫑打日'. After all, they are mountain ghosts... you know , various customs and people are different, you have to understand.”
Yang Si looked at the mountain ghost with a honeyed look in his eyes.
Even so, the fisher girl managed to get autographs from the three of them.
Among the three, Yang Si's handwriting is the best, and the fisher girl can't tell what is good about it, she just thinks that "handwriting is like a person" doesn't hold true for Yang Si. Li Yun's handwriting is different from his temperament, every stroke is chic and wild, while Qi Kuang is ordinary.
"I'm going to frame them for future generations!"
The only regret is probably not being able to get other people's signatures.
If the time he travels is the New Year's banquet, most of the staff under the anchor's account are gathered together, and he can complete the achievements of the whole picture book in one go.
As soon as the fisher girl finished speaking, the boat in front of her suddenly raised her guard.
Yang Si looked cold and said, "I'm hooked."
The fisher girl understood what was the bait, and she turned pale with fright.
Li Yun asked him to hide in the cabin, water bandits are unreasonable existence, it is not good to accidentally injure him.
"Is there any danger?" The fisher girl asked Li Yun nervously.
Li Yun said, "It's just water bandits."
Because of Yang Si's arrangement, the water bandits knew that this was a big order, and almost pulled out all the young and strong from the water village, and there were more than a thousand people in such a mighty force. A water village of this size would be considered an upper-middle scale even among the water bandits, but one hundred thousand stones of food and grass was worth such a mobilization.
Yang Sidao, "Send someone to negotiate with them and test the depth."
The fleet was disguised as a caravan, and the people standing on the deck were rough men or elderly boatmen.
Although there are some knife-wielding servants on the outer ships, they are not a threat to water bandits.
The water bandit said, "We don't want your lives, we only want your wealth. If you are sensible, keep your money and leave."
"Heroes and heroes, the little ones are just small businessmen who travel north and south to support their families. It is not easy to do business in this world. If you rob them all, you will undoubtedly take the lives of the young and the young. Also please heroes Good guys, raise your hands high and do me a favor."
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