Extra Story: Ascension to the Pole (Part 2)

Of course, it is impossible to resign, and it is impossible to resign for a lifetime.

As a middle-aged person in his 40s, even if he is bald, he still needs to work hard to code and fight bugs to the end.

Life is stressful and I have to give in.

Although this programmer is only in his early forties, he has unlocked many postures, such as writing code postures in bicycles, buses, trains, airplanes and other vehicles. He has also bravely resisted bugs in the devastation of typhoons and earthquakes. Short life, rich experience.

After a moment of depression, he decided to unlock a new achievement of the liver code of the hospital.

"I don't believe it! After passing this test, you are the best programmer!"

An hour after rescuing the server, he started shutting down.

Colleagues pulled him into a "program ape victim group".

Programmer "???"

What do you mean?

The colleague said with a sad face, "Tsk, read the group announcement."

The programmer crawled over to take a look, and was instantly stunned, even trembling.

【Procedural Ape Victims Group】

[Counting the poor program apes who have been mercilessly slaughtered by program ape killers over the years]

He cut out the group announcement, glanced at the number of people in the group, and couldn't help covering his injured heart.

This is a large group of 2,000 people, and the number of people online is 1995_(:3)∠)_

A colleague sighed, "This group was also pulled in by a senior who left the company. The group is full of victims. Some are still struggling in their jobs, and some have already left to work in other industries. This is still the situation on our side. , I heard from colleagues from another plane in the live broadcast room that the situation on their side is called tragic. Alas—the profession of a programmer is very good, but I ran into a killer of a programmer."

I was born at the wrong time qaq

I can't die with my eyes open qaq

This is still six groups of penguins, and there are one, two, three, four, five, and several WeChat groups ahead.

Programmer "..."

He shouldn't have jumped to the scarf back then.

The colleague said again, "I always have an ominous premonition that maybe the emperor is going to rush for performance and kill a few more programmers to sacrifice to heaven."

After sending this message, he sent another emoji of a bald head smoking a vicissitudes of life.

The programmer almost cried.

"The year is over, what performance is Jiang Dadi bored about?"

The colleague said, "Maybe you want to make up for the vacant three-month performance?"

Programmer "..."

Are you kidding?

During the period when Jiang Pengji's live broadcast room disappeared, the frequency of network server crashes and the impact of traffic were even more terrifying than the previous year.

With such an impressive record, she still needs to hurry up to make up for her performance after her return?

Looking at the various sighs and ridicules in the group, the programmer suddenly wiped his face.

"I think I can save a little bit—"

Jiang Pengji had no idea that she unintentionally caused a programmer to cast a shadow on her career that would never be erased for the rest of her life.

Now she is like a poor student, accepting severe inquiries from five million teachers (parents).

In the past, there were many fans and few black fans in the live broadcast room, but now the "black fans" overwhelmingly won.

Jiang Pengji can only be more obedient and more obedient.

After all, the salted fish in the live broadcast room have always eaten the soft but not the hard, and pretending to be clever is also a good way to avoid "persecution".

The salted fish were cursing and cursing, and suddenly someone made a tearful speech.

The other party's hand is fast, obviously these words are not written in real time, but rather like a manuscript written long ago.

After rambling on for hundreds of words, there is only one sentence left in the end.

【You are fine. 】

Jiang Pengji couldn't help showing her standard bright smile, the kind that showed eight teeth.

"Well, I'm fine."

[Smuggling to Africa] I have been worried that something happened to the anchor suddenly, the military salute before was too scary.

[Ghost Talent Guo Fengxiao] Promise us, don't give military salutes every now and then, okay?

The military salute that Jiang Pengji gave back then was the worry and anxiety they would have to pay back in the future.

Jiang Pengji said helplessly, "At that time, I was worried that I would never come back. Even if I did, the possibility of the live broadcast room was not very high. But, I don't know how to explain it to you. Here——you see, I am recuperating It's been three months and I still can't walk normally. What a pity, I almost died. When I was dying, I was thinking of you (sarcasm)...it was you, lovely little angels , gave me the strength to climb over the line of life and death, I love you all—really, more than pearls."

Even though she knew that Jiang Pengji's words were all nonsense, the emotional salted fish was still fooled, and she burst into tears.

As Jiang Pengji said, she was still so weak after three months of recuperation, which shows how dangerous the injury was.

The salted fish were soft-hearted, not to mention that Jiang Pengji was the person they watched grow up, or the person who accompanied them to grow up, so they gently exposed it.

At this time, a salted fish couldn't help complaining.

[After the rain, the old man returns] I bet that the "little angels" you speak of definitely do not include creatures like "programmers".

All of a sudden, this barrage became popular, and even became a hot search topic.

[Xin Le smiles] Hahaha——I'm dying of laughter, isn't the stalk of a programmer going to make it through?

[Speaking of Xia] How can it be so easy to pass? After all, the three treasures of the live broadcast room are the anchor, salted fish, and programmer_(:3)∠)_

Jiang Pengji said that she didn't know anything.

【Innocent, pitiful and weak jpg】

Of course, there are also fans of the "invincible anchor" genre who don't believe Jiang Pengji's words.

The anchor is such an explosive person, how could she be easily beaten to the point of life and death?

When Wei Ci came over and carefully accompanied her for a walk with a cane, this wave of salted fish was also sad.

They had only been away for three months, and their daughter was beaten like this.

sad(?﹏?)

Relying on her well-behaved and miserly operations, Jiang Pengji successfully turned her former fans from "fans to black" into "black to fans", and continued to speak flirtatiously.

Jiang Pengji said that it was very good, her daily source of happiness was back.

Although the injury was severe, Jiang Pengji was in good health and her recovery was not slow.

When the cold in Beiyuan completely dissipated and the people put on spring clothes, Jiang Pengji also got off her crutches and returned to a lively state.

"According to this state, we will be able to return to Dongqing soon."

Qi Guan gave the hand holding the pen a pause, raised his eyes and said coolly, "What Dongqing?"

Jiang Pengji "???"

Xu Ke came in carrying a tall stack of documents that blocked his sight, and was out of breath after putting it down.

It's really hard for me to learn from young people when I'm old and work overtime until I get bald.

"My lord now rules the five kingdoms in the world, and the five kingdoms are gone. It's time to choose a good time and choose a good new country name." Dongqing, Nansheng, Beiyuan, Xichang, and Zhongzhao kept shouting, but they didn't know Some people thought that the world was still in chaos, "From the emperor to Shun Yu, they all have the same surname but different country titles, with Zhang Mingde. There are very few people who rule the world, and the virtue of the master is no less than that of the Ming emperors and sages."

The people who established the country in the past dynasties, the first thing is to establish the name of the country.

Establishing a new country name means changing the dynasty and completely drawing a line from the old era. This is a matter of great historical significance.

This matter is very important!

Jiang Pengji said, "Is there still a choice? Of course it's 'Jiang'!"

Xu Ke was stunned for a moment, "Choose the country's surname as the country's name?"

My lord, are you sure you want to be so casual?

Anyway, give those ministers who are full of poetic talents a chance to show off their ink.

Qi Guanrang also felt it was inappropriate, his lord could secretly put "Jiang" in as a backup country name, but don't be so self-obsessed.

Jiang Pengji asked them back, "Is 'Ginger' bad?"

Xu Ke said, "The surname bestowed by heaven is naturally good, and it also means to be protected by heaven, but—"

It is inevitable that some people will criticize the protagonist for being narcissistic, and the matter of the country's title still needs to be unspoken and manipulated secretly.

Jiang Pengji asked, "How were the country names determined in the past?"

It is a very serious matter to determine a country's name. After counting the dynasties and dynasties, one can find that the country's name has a certain source, such as the birthplace of power, such as the original title of knighthood, such as the place of ancestral origin, such as the affiliation of a dynasty that was once awesome. heat...

It's not uncommon to use a surname as a country name, but it's very rare, and Jiang Pengji's situation is a bit special.

If she herself decides to use "Jiang" as her country name, she will be criticized for not being reserved.

_(:3)∠)_

Although the protagonist has always regarded narcissism as a virtue.

"Then make a secret decision." After hearing Xu Ke's long speech, Jiang Pengji said, "I listen to the opinions of the ministers."

Xu Ke "..."

Don't the protagonist feel that the first half of the sentence is contradictory?

If the ministers decide, they will definitely avoid the country's surname, but who will let the lord decide by default.

Qi Guan gave way, "Let's discuss it after we go to the imperial capital."

Jiang Pengji seemed to be drunk, and asked in a daze, "What the hell is the imperial capital?"

Xu Ke reminded, "Before the lord went to Beiyuan, wasn't he the capital of Pingfeng, the original Zhongzhao Xunzhou?"

Of course, the current Pingfeng has been forced to change its name.

Only then did Jiang Pengji remember this incident.

but--

"Why do you want to go there?"

The two of Xu Ke "..."

The future emperor will not live in the imperial capital, where do you want to live?

Furthermore--

Xu Ke said, "The world has been settled for the first time. In order to appease the hearts of the people, my lord should consider the matter of ascending to the pole as soon as possible."

How can I say that my lord is also the first female emperor in the top position throughout the ages, and the pomp and style she should have can't be lower than that of her predecessors. Of course, according to her protagonist's frugal temperament, she really had to deal with this matter, and most of the time, she could simplify it as much as possible.

Xu Ke expressed firm opposition.

"It's a once-in-a-lifetime event, my lord can't take it lightly!"

Definitely do it!

The new palace has already started to be repaired. Fortunately, Pingfeng was once a prosperous ancient capital, and all kinds of facilities are considered complete. It is still too late to choose a place to modify it into a palace. Various etiquette details are also handled by special personnel, all Jiang Pengji has to do is write down the various procedures on the day of her ascension to the throne.

Of course, there are also dragon robes. From the design and selection of the style of the dragon robe to the rush to make it, it will take more than half a year even if hundreds of exquisite embroiderers are gathered to work day and night. Jiang Pengji felt dizzy when she heard that, "I'm just a patient with a good injury,"

Poor patient, why can't she let her go?

Xu Ke said solemnly, "My lord, all the ministers know."

Jiang Pengji "..."

Xunmei's big mouth! ! !

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