Chapter 1092 Disgusting City
The three of them successfully entered the city of San Bei. Before they had time to celebrate, a burst of stinky smell suddenly fell from the sky. The composition was unknown, and there was also a stream of dirty water with an inexplicable temperature in it. It poured down on them from head to toe. Drenched inside and out, Li Kang's defensive aura is automatically turned on, but it is not omnipotent. It mainly defends against magic and physical attacks that can cause fatal damage. If it can really block even the air , Li Kang usually had to live with an oxygen mask. Although the defensive halo had automatically adjusted the moment he was poured with dirty water, and ejected all the remaining dirty water, it was too late, and he was also poured. .
Whether it's him, Deadpool or Bullseye, they are actually wearing the clothes they usually wear for fighting. His windbreaker itself is an extra-dimensional space, with defensive capabilities comparable to vibranium, and Deadpool's nano-level tight-fitting combat. The suit can not only bring out his coquettish curves, but can also repair itself. The defense is not very strong, but he is an immortal god and does not need much defense. Bullseye is in a similar situation. As a top assassin, the world The top three super mercenaries, he is prepared to be sought for revenge at any time, and his battle suit is also very particular. It contains scaly vibranium sheets, which can be fireproof and bulletproof. The defense is amazing, but it often gets dirty. , he also likes bloody killings, and often makes it very dirty. The combat uniform is a warrior's armor, and it is too expensive. He dare not send it for dry cleaning, so he can only wash it himself, so Bullseye is very envious of Deadpool for having one that he doesn't need. Washed combat uniform.
Although the combat uniforms of the friends have their own merits, they all have one common flaw. They are not waterproof and turn into drowned rats in the blink of an eye.
Li Kang stood up from the Nightmare Sheep, shook the smelly dirty water from his body, and looked up, but there was nothing above his head except the pyramids hanging upside down. Where did this water come from? Could it be that If someone is planning a surprise attack, there is no need to make this dirty water disgusting.
Li Kang tested it and found that the content in the water was 95% water, 1.8% urea, 0.05% uric acid, 1.1% inorganic salts, and it also had a disgusting smell... Isn't this just urine?
"Who is it? Who is he? If you have the guts to stand up for me, I will kill you!" As soon as he entered the city, he was drenched in urine. Even though Li Kang was a wealthy man, he couldn't bear it. He jumped up and faced Mid-air cursed, this is a matter of dignity, we can't just let it go.
Deadpool and Bullseye were still curious about why Li Kang suddenly became angry. After asking, the two of them joined in. The three of them cursed at the sky like crazy people. The passers-by stared at them as if they were crazy, and some people whispered. , "At this time, if you walk arrogantly in the middle of the road and do not avoid the territory of the nobles in the sky, you deserve to be peed on your head."
Some people also estimated that it was their first time to come to Saint-Belg City and they did not know the rules of the city. At noon every day, the nobles above Saint-Belg City would release water. The so-called water release meant pouring down their domestic sewage. It does not mean that all people living on top of the pyramid have this qualification. The rest of the people still have to be obedient and pour the sewage in their lives down the magic channel, but the nobles are an exception. This is their prerogative.
In this way, they are telling the people living at the bottom that you are just ants who rely on us to live in this city. The nobles are your heaven, and the nobles are your gods!
For countless centuries, the residents of Shengbei City have long been accustomed to it. Usually at this time, they will avoid the action of the pyramid in the sky. If they really have to pass under the pyramid, they must prepare umbrellas and raincoats, but where will Li Kang and the others go? I knew this, so I was unlucky for no reason.
There is a group of rogues. The leader is a succubus with only one eye. The others are werewolves, tauren, goblins and vampires. Seeing the embarrassment of the three of them, although they look in bad condition now, they can ride They could afford the Nightmare Sheep, and the equipment on them was also good. Maybe there was some oil and water that could be scraped off. Even if there was no oil and water, at least they could have some fun. These four or five scoundrels came over swaying their arms.
"Hey, what are you three idiots yelling about? It's your honor to be doused with holy water by the noble Lord. On behalf of the noble Lord, I ask you for the holy water fee. One gold coin per person. Please pay me quickly." The rogue leader put his hands on his hips and shook his head, looking very flat.
In exchange for other things, Li Kang calmed down and scattered this small amount of money. But now he can't find the source of this disaster. Someone actually came to his door. He looked at the gangster in front of him with red eyes. The Rangers, let alone the gangsters and scoundrels of just five people, actually made up half of the races in the underground, and there was not a single one who was the same. They were the five permanent members of the United Nations in the underground world.
"How dare you ask me for money after you've poured urine on me? Brothers, give me a good beating until you can't even recognize your mother!" Li Kang gave the order, and Deadpool and Bullseye were already there. Holding back his anger, he waited for his order.
Deadpool drew out his vibranium knife, and a kite jumped off the Nightmare Sheep. He flew up and kicked the rogue leader in the chest. The rogue leader screamed and stepped back four or five meters. The tauren rogue raised his hand to catch him. .
Now that he has taken action, what else is there to say? The werewolf transformed first, rushed in front of Deadpool like lightning, and tore Deadpool's chest open with one claw. He thought Deadpool was finished and was about to deal with him again. Bullseye, Deadpool stabbed the werewolf in the chest with his backhand.
Werewolves also have super self-healing abilities. Even if they remove their arms and legs, they can still grow back. Their recovery ability is not much worse than that of vampires and self-healing factors, but they have a little more weaknesses. For example, in addition to the traditional silver, there are also Vibranium is the natural enemy of werewolves. In fact, not only werewolves, but any dark creature is afraid of vibranium. The problem is that a ton of gold may not be exchanged for one kilogram of vibranium. Vibranium mines are marketable and priceless, and bullet-sized A piece of it can be sold for a sky-high price. Vibranium is usually used, as long as it has a coating. Two vibranium knives like the one in Deadpool's hand are so luxurious.
Moreover, the high-frequency vibranium knife was built by Doctor Doom himself, and the technology contained in it was at least fifty years ahead of contemporary technology. Once the knife was struck, the werewolf did not take it seriously at first, but in the blink of an eye, a sharp pain spread from the wound. Lightning spread throughout his body, and with a painful cry, he released the transformation and returned to his normal appearance. This form would not be harmed by the magic particles in the vibranium, but he had no power to bind a chicken and was killed by Deadpool. Aiming at the nose, he fired two face-breaking punches. The werewolf's eyes turned white and he fell to the ground unable to get up.
The Minotaur scoundrel rushed over with a mace in the air. Deadpool raised his middle finger at the Minotaur and hooked his hands provocatively. The Minotaur scoundrel was so angry that when Deadpool got close to him, he whizzed down the mace in his hand.
"Beef man, wow, you really look like a cow. I want you to know that although I am not Indian, I respect cows very much. You have no idea how much I love cows. In this way, wait After I finish my work, I want to treat you to a vine pepper beef burger and a roasted beef bomb, and then introduce you to a beautiful and innocent cow girl with breasts as big as a cow. Don't say thank you, I am this person. He is the most helpful person. He never leaves his name when doing good deeds. You just need to thank silently in your heart, thank a kind person named Deadpool." Deadpool waved the knife and flower with both hands, teasing the tauren rogue.
"I'm a tauren! Not a cow! Not a cow!!" The tauren rogue waved his mace like crazy. Suddenly, two sparkling darts silently hit the tauren rogue's eyes, before he could scream. When it came out, the dart exploded with a bang, blowing the Minotaur scoundrel's head to pieces, and the brains and blood crackled in Deadpool's face.
Deadpool angrily pulled out the messy marks on his face, "Who is it? Who dares to disturb Brother Beefman and I? We are having a good chat, why bother us? Don't you understand what friendship is? Love , do you still have love? I’m going to match up a pair of friends soon... Uh, no, you’re in love, you are all cruel bastards!"
Bullseye wiped the darts on his hand and shouted in agreement, "Yes, they are all bastards, unloving, cruel and unreasonable!"
Deadpool blinked and looked at the dart in Bullseye's hand. He looked familiar. The dart that attacked the Minotaur rogue just now seemed to be the dart given to Bullseye by Li Kang. But the process was too fast and he didn't see it clearly. , not sure, and Bullseye also helped him curse, so he couldn't say anything, so he could only look back angrily.
Li Kang had already knocked down both vampires and goblins with the Nameless Mist, and was using blood magic to absorb their vitality. Soon the two scoundrels became a pair of mummies. Of the five scoundrels, only the leader of the succubus scoundrels, his brother, was left. One already.
At this moment, suddenly there was a gust of wind above the head, and a beautiful woman wearing an obsidian bikini armor fell from the sky. She rode a snake dragon decorated with obsidian, and landed between the three Li Kang and the succubus rogue leader.