Seven Hundred and Ninety Fifth, Did Not Sleep in Vain
The latest website: Catheterization for men and women, many people have never experienced it. To be honest, don’t feel it, it’s really uncomfortable. Catheterization is a little better for females. That's it. Zhang Fan got into trouble during his internship. When he first entered the obstetrics and gynecology department, the teacher asked Zhang Fan and his three young men to catheterize an old lady.
The three of you pushed and shoved the old lady to catheterize the old lady, and then they looked at the big hole and stuffed it in, and then came back after lunch, and the paralyzed old lady lying on the bed was able to walk on the ground, Zhang Fan They got the catheter wrong.
As for male catheterization, it is more difficult. Generally, novices will not be able to insert a few old men with enlarged prostate glands. First of all, this thing should be lifted and stretched close to the belly to straighten the physiological curvature of the urethra. Then pinch the opening of the urethra, just like pinching open someone's mouth.
Then the hard plastic tube is inserted, and the movement is gentle, which can make you feel like a steel wool ball passing through the urethra, which is astringent and painful. And those with poor technique will poke back and forth in curved corners.
Really, it feels like someone is stirring your stomach with a blunt knife. Zhang Fan once saw a sick young man who had a fractured calf and didn't cry.
Therefore, although Zhang Fan woke up in a daze, when he saw the director of the nursing department holding his brother in one hand and the catheter in the other, pinching his brother's mouth to stuff the catheter in, Zhang Fan's hair stood on end. Woke up.
"Ah!" The director of the nursing department startled Zhang Fan. She was shocked, but she dragged Zhang Fan's brother so painfully, which also made Zhang Fan completely sober.
After the director of the nursing department quickly let go of Zhang Fan, he was so surprised that he didn't know what to say.
At this time, Zhang Fan saw Shao Hua whose eyes were swollen like peaches. The girl's tears were streaming down her face. There was a smile on her face, but the tears couldn't stop flowing, and the corners of her mouth also changed from surprise to slow. Slowly turning into grievances.
"What's wrong with you, I'm scared to death. You've been asleep for two days, woo woo woo!" Suddenly, Shao Hua gently grabbed Zhang Fan's arm, wanting to throw himself into Zhang Fan's arms, but was afraid Put Zhang Fan back to sleep.
Being cautious is like a puppy who sees a birthday cake and refuses to eat it if he wants to eat it.
During the two days when Zhang Fan fell down, Shao Hua was probably the most stressed and guilty person, because she felt sorry for Zhang Fan and did not leave Zhang Fan with a man and a woman. Moreover, she is also responsible for signing various treatment consent forms.
If Zhang Fan didn't wake up today, Shao Hua would probably notify his in-laws. The heartbreak and stress of these two days made Shao Hua's little baby fat disappear.
"I've been asleep for two days!" Zhang Fan felt that he was dreaming non-stop,
I didn't expect to do it for two days.
"How do you feel now? Where are you uncomfortable?" Shao Hua looked at Zhang Fan slowly, and finally the tears stopped flowing.
Gently stroking Shao Hua's face, Zhang Fan smiled, "We will have a child!"
Shao Hua snuggled up to Zhang Fan's arm, not daring to press on Zhang Fan's body. Indeed, the moment Zhang Fan opened his eyes, Shao Hua suddenly felt that he had something to rely on, and his heart hanging in the air seemed to have a landing ground.
After the news of Zhang Fan's sobriety came out, Ouyang and Lu, who were almost several years old, entered the ward immediately.
Looking at the energetic black guy and the honest Zhang Fan who laughed before saying anything, Ouyang's eyes turned red.
"How is it?" Although the old man Lu looked tired, the old man had pondered over and over again the treatment opinions given by the experts in the past few days, and he was so tired that he couldn't describe it. up.
"Master, European Academy, I'm fine, I'm just a little tired. This sleep has fully compensated for the tiredness of the past two years."
"Well, that's good, that's good!" The old man carefully looked at Zhang Fan's face. The old man who had been a doctor for most of his life didn't notice any discomfort except that Zhang Fan's face turned slightly pale.
Ouyang stared at Zhang Fan, "You can't do this again!" This time, the old lady was really frightened. Hearing the news that Zhang Fan woke up, the old lady felt that her hands could not stop shaking.
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After wave after wave of visits, the leader of Bird City brought the general manager's care, not to mention, and told Shao Hua in front of Zhang Fan that Shao Hua must manage Zhang Fan well, and he must take good care of his body.
The leader in charge of health, Chasu, has been waiting in the hospital almost every day for the past two days. For a while, I wondered whether I could come to the hospital to be the director, and wondered whether the Chasu Hospital would still be the Chasu Hospital without Zhang Fan.
Confused, he has been mentally and mentally haggard for the past two days. After seeing Zhang Fan sober, he felt an inexplicable sense of relief.
There were so many visits that Ouyang asked people to decline some people's visits at the door, but they couldn't stop the doctors and nurses from Chasu Hospital. Bayin brought the girls from the operating room, and the head of the security department at the door watched Ouyang's absence , Said: "Hurry up and get out, don't let the leaders criticize."
Entering the ward, a group of gorgeous girls chattered. Then Zhao Jingjin from the general surgery team brought a group of men from the general surgery team, and after a while Li Cunhou came with a group of doctors and nurses from small departments.
Yan Xiaoyu from the Department of Internal Medicine came with the wives of endocrinology, and also specially brought some supplements for Zhang Fan. Zhang Fan couldn't do anything about it, he just fell into a coma. You don't need to bring a deer whip to visit!
After a thorough inspection and an evaluation by the expert team, Shao Hua and Lao Chen, the head of the security department, took Zhang Fan home, and the hospital would not be able to stay.
After returning home, Shao Hua asked the parents on the farm to bring tea. After hearing that his son was unconscious, Zhang Fan's mother cried. The old father-in-law and mother-in-law brought all kinds of fish for Zhang Fan every day, and wanted to make up for it.
Shao Hua was really exhausted these two days, Zhang Fan lay on the bed with Shao Hua, and waited for Shao Hua to fall asleep like a cat.
Zhang Fan finally had time to enter the system and take a look.
First of all, all the secondary systems of the system have been changed from gray to optional. The internal medicine that gave Zhang Fan a headache was all tantamount to passing the test.
As for the third level of the system, firstly, internal and external women and children have changed the most, and some special diseases have been added from the original routine diseases.
In addition to the original subjects, there is an additional research option.
The scientific research option is still the same as before, and it is also gradual, and the requirements for actual scientific research results are different from surgery. It does not require many actual cases, but needs to be completed in reality.
The only bad thing is that there are a lot of equipment and reagents here, which Zhang Fan has never heard of, so it seems that something can be researched at a glance, but what is in the system may not be in reality, so the road is long. !
However, I finally passed the level of common diseases in internal medicine and surgery, and the most important thing is that I no longer have to worry about what's wrong with my tadpoles. Looking at the scientific research options of the system, Zhang Fan finally breathed a sigh of relief, "I'm not in a coma for nothing!"
Zhang Fan had a rare one-week break. Since he went to work, except for the one-week leave when he was dispatched to the grassland for free clinics and when he got married, Zhang Fan had never had such a long rest.
And because Ouyang didn't want Zhang Fan to come to work right away, being in a coma for two days really frightened the old lady.
However, with the establishment of the medical alliance, Zhang Fan and Ouyang cannot control many things. On Monday, Zhang Fan came to work with the amulet of many children and few disasters that his mother begged from an unknown god around his neck.
Zhang Fan can't do without it, and he can't talk to his old lady. You talk to her about science, and she tells you about it. You tell her the facts, and she tells you what to do.
After dealing with some of the accumulated work, Zhang Fan took the phone to thank the friends who came to visit him. In the past few days, even Jia Suyue visited him several times, which made Zhang Fan feel a little embarrassed.
Zhang Fan's coma put a lot of pressure on the leaders of Niaoshi. In the past, they always felt that the Chasu Hospital was an illegitimate child. Although everyone said that they treated everyone equally, they still valued the top three hospitals in Niaoshi in their hearts. .
But this time, after Zhang Fan lay down, they realized that Chasu Hospital had developed too much. Not to mention anything else, just Hechasu Hospital and several medical equipment companies have put tremendous pressure on the leaders of Bird City.
They originally wanted to add more funds, but when they learned that Zhang Fan was in a coma for no reason, they immediately waited and watched. Fortunately, it was only two days. If the coma lasted for a few more days, these large international companies would probably withdraw their capital.
Moreover, the general manager is ready to visit in person. This made the original legend more detailed.
While Zhang Fan is familiar with the upgraded system, he organizes the meetings of relevant departments. In the past, Cha Su Hospital was known as a tertiary first-class hospital integrating medical treatment, scientific research, and teaching.
In fact, the medical treatment has reached the standard of a tertiary first-class hospital, and the scientific research is purely supplementary, and it can almost be said that it is all scriptures recited by foreign monks. As for teaching, it is more general. Every year, the interns come here with the idea that they will be able to work in Cha Su Hospital after graduation.
"Dean Li, I have to add a little burden to you." In the conference room, Zhang Fan said to Li Cunhou with a smile.
Old Li smiled honestly. He felt that he might be given an administrative task. Although he didn't really want to do it, Zhang Fan was exhausted and he had no excuses.
"There are 16 clinical classes in the third year of the Bird City University of Medical Sciences this year. I plan to come to six classes, with about 200 students. I want Li Yuan to take charge of teaching and get some top students out of them."
"Okay, no problem!" Lao Li glanced at Zhang Fan in surprise. He was not as generous as Zhang Fan, and now he finally started teaching. After pondering for a while, Lao Li said again: "I have to give me an assistant, just Dr. Zhao."
Lao Li was talking about Zhao Yanfang, and Zhang Fan shook his head, "Dr. Zhao has other jobs, so it is absolutely appropriate for me to give you an assistant."
After finishing speaking, let Lao Chen inform He Chuan, the current part-time dean of Chasu Kindergarten and Elementary School, to report.
He Chuan is the Ph. D. that Zhang Fan mistook back then. He was excellent in his studies and exams, but his research ability was mediocre.