Chapter 306 Inverted V

Many diseases are so inexplicable that you would never even think of them, let alone seeing them.

Some people say that so far, nothing created by humans has surpassed the human body itself. This can also be reflected from another aspect, which is medical care.

If you look at the diseases currently named after functional syndromes, you will see that almost all chronic diseases that cannot be cured for the heart or intestinal tract, and cannot be diagnosed with certainty, are functional syndromes.

The ungraduated master in pediatrics gave us ideas for diagnosis and treatment, which made everyone suddenly enlightened.

Many people think that the certificates of a group of professors are all created by themselves.

How do you call this medical thing? It's a bit similar to successful learning and a bit like solving crimes.

You are successful and everything you say is awesome. Or after solving the case, everyone thinks that the thief is so stupid that a group of experts and world-class detectives took decades to find the thief.

In fact, to use a simple example, if your mother hides something and your father and children look for it together, they may not be able to find it even if the house is torn apart.

Pediatrics is also a weird thing. Pediatricians can treat adult diseases, but non-pediatricians may not be able to treat pediatric diseases. It’s just so strange.

The scene under colonoscopy shows polyps ranging from a few millimeters to about three centimeters, covering the intestines. The buildings are jagged and jagged, just like the buildings that accompany the capital.

This disease is particularly difficult to diagnose because it waxes and wanes.

When it's bad, people feel like they're not good anymore, they're so skinny, and they feel like they're going to kill them, but then they get better again, just like normal people, just like they're recovering from a serious illness.

"Do you know what disease this is now?"

Zhang Fan took the colonoscope and took out three tissue specimens. After taking a few photos with the camera, he slowly exited the patient's intestines.

"CCS!" A doctor standing nearby immediately announced the abbreviation of the disease.

Zhang Fan nodded. Under normal circumstances, this kind of disease can only be recognized by involution kings. Most doctors have never heard of it.

Diseases are almost always spoken in English abbreviations in hospitals. It feels like doctors are communicating with each other as if they are spies. What Du Niima is talking about is blackening.

In fact, most of the current medical standards come from Europe and the United States. For example, more than 90% of clinical guidelines come from Europe and the United States.

What is this thing for? It's actually a reference book in the teacher's hand.

Why do we say abbreviations? Because the alphabetical characters in Europe and the United States are too troublesome, especially in medical fields. Sometimes they can be hundreds of letters long.

For example, the Chinese diagnosis of this CCS is: gastrointestinal polyps-pigmentation-baldness-nail atrophy syndrome accompanied by non-specific fungal infection of the lungs!

If this were in English, the next half of the article would have to be the name of this product!

This disease is rare. It was first reported in China in 1985, and it was published in a defunct journal.

If it weren’t for brush dogs, I wouldn’t even know what the disease would be called.

Until now, the cause of this disease is not known. And this disease kills with a slow knife.

I don’t know, a large amount of protein was lost, and then various inexplicable symptoms appeared. For example, the whole body was like a boiled egg with the skin peeled off. The white tiger and the black tiger were all younger brothers in front of this disease.

There are also many complications and they are not fixed yet. This wasting disease is extremely difficult to treat.

Even the complications of the same disease are not necessarily the same.

For example, pulmonary diseases often have the most complications related to circulation and breathing.

But this disease doesn’t have any complications.

This patient has tinnitus and pigmentation!

A large-scale consultation looks like a colonoscopy.

In fact, if there is no consultation, there will be no word from the master of pediatrics.

This patient is probably still in the Department of Neurology, Obstetrics and Gynecology and taking various medications!

The final outcome is that the money is gone and the people are gone, because almost all the drugs are ineffective. This is the uncertainty of medical treatment.

Moreover, treatment is also troublesome.

Treatment is divided into stages. Because of the large area of ​​polyps in the intestinal tract, one-time surgery is absolutely not possible.

I have all eaten fat sausages, and I feel that the fat sausages that have not been stewed are quite chewy.

In fact, the legendary large intestine sashimi is not so laborious. Because during the cooking process, these proteins are dehydrated, while the uncooked ones still contain a lot of water!

Therefore, during surgery, this thing is particularly dangerous. Just poke it and it will create a hole.

Two doctors in the hospital had a fight over this before.

It is said that a doctor in urology just arrived to perform a relatively difficult operation. It was the first time he performed the surgery himself, which was a bit laborious and slow.

As a result, the general surgeon next door who also just arrived to attend the surgery felt bored and wandered around.

The other operating rooms were all filled with doctors above deputy senior level, so he didn't dare to make mistakes.

The result was found in the urinary tract, hey! An attending dog!

He was standing behind the surgeon, lying down and watching.

Under normal circumstances, doctors from other operating rooms are not allowed to hang out in other surgeries.

But everyone came in, and the little nurse didn't dare to say anything.

Just look at it, quietly.

But this guy has a bad mouth. It was his first time to perform such a major surgery as a urology surgeon. The sweat on his forehead was as dense as lotus pods. He was probably very nervous.

As a result, this ordinary foreigner lay down behind the person and said: Yo! Broken intestines!

After saying that, the little nurse in the operating room next door was full of curses in the corridor. They were all ready, and the person who was going to operate was no longer there.

This guy immediately ran out for surgery.

As a result, the urinary department suffered.

Pause the operation first, extend the incision, and look for the cut intestine!

After three hours of tossing, I cleaned the intestines from beginning to end like a butcher washing a pig's intestines, but I didn't find any rupture in the intestines.

The superior teacher's eyes rolled out when he came in. Qili praised him for taking over the operation and then completed it.

I didn't even communicate with the urology doctor from beginning to end.

After the operation, the urology surgeon went to the general surgeon with tears in his eyes. They had a fight in the dressing room of the operating room, and then went to take a shower arm in arm.

Therefore, the intestines are extremely unfriendly to non-general surgery doctors.

Moreover, this kind of large-area surgery is not easy to perform. Laser must be used to kill the polyps one by one.

It's like welding in the intestines. If you don't pay attention, a hole will appear.

Moreover, the area of ​​​​the operation cannot be too large at one time, otherwise, if you do too much, there will be scars. If you are not careful, it will cause intestinal obstruction.

The difficulty of this operation is average, as it requires a large amount of blood and a full tube.

Hundreds of polyps, densely packed, more than 100 at a time, performed in three or four times.

The doctor estimated that the hand that pressed the button was swollen.

Zhang Fan will definitely not do this kind of surgery, unless he really can't do it. This kind of surgery requires a skilled worker to master the strength, control the depth, and almost don't have to change his posture when going in and out!

For old doctors, this kind of surgery is purely a surgery without any improvement, but for young doctors, this kind of large-volume and full-blooded surgery is an opportunity for training.

It's like a young boy who saw the world for the first time and was taken directly into the club and thrown on the bed together with his mother-san.

Generally, if this kind of surgery is performed, there will be almost nothing that will be a bottleneck in future intestinal endoscopic surgeries.

He made an explanation, and specifically told Lu Shuyan to write a paper on this patient and send it out.

After saying that, Zhang Fan left. When Lu Shuyan turned around to talk to Zhang Fan about the department fees, Zhang Fan was nowhere to be seen.

Zhang Fan is not a fool, why don't he run away immediately after handling this matter and wait to be slaughtered?

Just after passing the obstetrics and gynecology department, I saw Xue Fei limping out of the emergency center.

Obstetrics, Gynecology and Pediatrics are the departments closest to the emergency center. "Are you going to play mahjong again?"

Xue Fei is good at everything except playing mahjong.

Before I was a director, I could work at the mahjong table with a few young women all day and night, especially when I was not married. I would be paid on the first day, and then my grandmother would give him the money the next day. Clean and tidy.

I beat my chest with regret every time, but I can continue next month.

Later, after getting married, things got much better. His wife Chuan Meizi was not a vegetarian, and she often fought with Xue Fei over playing mahjong.

Every time Xue Fei was beaten, it was like being scratched by a cat.

Back then, when I was young, I played against three players, and I felt that I was so awesome that I had leveled up.

As a result, as I get older, I develop problems with my lumbar spine.

When there are many people, Xue Fei grits his teeth even if it hurts. When no one is around, or when he is at home, he lies on the bed and sighs like a paraplegic.

Moreover, after he turned thirty-five, he never fought with his wife!

"No, forget it, Lao Li, I haven't played mahjong in years!"

Xue Fei muttered something unhappily, and then said: "Paronychia, it hurts me to death!"

His waist was hurting before, but now he has paronychia on his thumb. Xue Fei walks like an old man pretending to be an old man, bending over to support his back and not daring to put his feet on the ground.

"If it doesn't work, just pull it out!"

Many people have paronychia. When you go to the hospital, the doctor is like an executioner. After inserting a shot of lidocaine, he will pull it out directly with a vise.

But this thing is easy to relapse.

And there is no good solution. Some people often go to the hospital to have their nails pulled out, which is like being punished every time.

"Hey, forget it, I'll bear with it!"

Just when Zhang Fan was about to say something, Lu Shuyan behind him spoke!

Zhang Fan's head was pounding, this guy actually chased him out. Zhang Fan glanced at Xue Fei again and said to himself, you are delaying me!

"You're still a doctor. There's nothing you can do about paronychia. Your job as director is in vain."

Xue Fei just likes to quarrel with female doctors.

For example, with Wang Yanan, they would always argue when they meet, and the same goes with other female doctors. It feels like this guy is not popular, but at the critical moment, there are many female doctors thinking about him, which is very strange.

"Do you have any idea?"

Xue Fei glanced at Lu Shuyan. His feet hurt and his back was sore. He didn't have the strength to fight with her today.

"You go home and cut a V-shaped gap in the middle of the nail with paronychia. Then wait for it to grow slowly. Slowly, the nail will not grow towards the sides, but will grow towards the middle.

Don’t understand anything! Still being the director! "After speaking, Lu Shuyan looked at Zhang Fan.

It means that you don’t really understand either!

When Zhang Fan was about to leave, Lu Shuyan grabbed Zhang Fan's white coat and said, "Several projects in the department have been shot down recently.

You have opinions about me, but you can’t bring your emotions into work! Take a look, our department and laboratories are now all doing odd jobs for others, and we don’t even have any projects of our own. "

In fact, this guy knows it very well. The project to kill her was not operated by Zhang Fan, but by Zhao Yanfang.

Because the hospital has a big project recently, Zhang Fan told Yan Xiaoyu and Zhao Yanfang to keep their pockets tight.

Then some projects that can be done or not are suspended.

The project that Lu Shuyan and others used to make money to get a thesis was immediately shot.

This kind of shooting means that if your project dies in the hospital, don’t come to me with this thing again in the future.

Lu Shuyan was a little reluctant, but she couldn't defeat Zhao Yanfang. She finally caught Zhang Fan today and she would definitely not let him go.

Xue Fei stood aside, his paronychia no longer hurt, and his waist was no longer sore. He leaned on the edge of the garden, took out a cigarette, smoked it, and watched.

Because of the general environment, Zhang Fan would grit his teeth and give money to some scientific research departments even though he knew they were just there to make money.

Because many departments may not be able to produce any scientific research.

For example, in obstetrics and gynecology, there has been almost no major scientific research in the past few years. Let alone Tea Su Hospital, there is no scientific research in obstetrics and gynecology in the world.

But Chinese doctors are cautious and need scientific research papers, what should they do?

At this time, Zhang Fan could only pretend to be deaf and act stupid. He had to give money. Then no one would go to the obstetrics department. What would happen when the baby was born?

But recently, Zhang Fan really has no money.

Zhang Fan explained for a long time.

Lu Shuyan then left cursing and said that if she didn't pay him next month, she would ask the female doctor in the department to go to the hospital to cause trouble.

"Look at the hammer!" Zhang Fan cursed Xue Fei, turned around and left.

Xue Fei was stunned for a while while holding the cigarette in his hand.

"Nima, you know how to bully me! What the hell is this!"

Along the way, I met the directors of several departments and asked kindly if I could give them some funds.

Zhang Fan had already thought of this at the beginning.

I didn't expect it to come so quickly.

"Tell me, who among our major departments still has a small treasury?"

In the office, Zhang Fan sat on the chair irritably, unable to read a word of the document.

After calming down and taking a look, I feel that everything is about money!

"The dermatology department still has some money, but the weather has not yet entered the coldest period, and the benefits of antifreeze cream will have to wait. The rest..."

Wang Hong thought for a while and suddenly said: "Zhang Yuan, there must be money in Kaoshen!"

When Zhang Fan heard this, he became excited and wondered why he had forgotten this product.

Call this guy immediately.

After a while, the fat and pig-like God Test came.

This guy has gained weight like a balloon in the past two years. A scientific researcher has directly become a company CEO.

When the legs are put together, it feels as wide as a noodle table!

"Come on, try it. It's such a good tea. When I went to the capital, I only had a few taels. It's all the leader's stock. I didn't even want to drink it. I'm going to reward you today!"

In fact, Zhang Fan has a hammer and good tea, and now he has learned how to sell it. Anyway, tea is expensive when I say it is expensive!

Kaoshen's hand holding the tea cup was shaking a little.

I didn't even drink from the teacup I put on my lips. I put it down gently, as if I was afraid of dropping it.

"I have some stones recently, and Director He Xinyi won't let me drink tea!"

Shen Kao is not a fool, and not only is he not a fool, he is also a thief.

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