Five Hundred and Eighty-Five Is Not to Show Talent, Perhaps Appetite

What leaders say in informal settings is actually more efficient than red-headed documents.

For example, if the hospital informs future doctors that they must arrive at the department half an hour before work, they will definitely be scolded, and as time goes by, the notice issued by this document will become a decoration.

However, if it was said in private, it would be different. For example, Zhang Fan, he told all the doctors outside the brain that he was notified of the surgery outside the brain.

Although Li Zixiong, the director of Extra Brain, despises all other doctors, he still attaches great importance to Zhang Fan's explanation.

Therefore, when a patient who needed surgery came, Li Zixiong notified Zhang Fan immediately, and then notified the hospital.

This is a kind of thought or so-called philosophy.

Many people work hard the day after tomorrow and can eventually change their lives. For example, they smoke cigarettes worth 1 yuan, and later start smoking cigarettes worth 5 yuan with their own efforts. This is also progress.

And there are many people who are inherently hardworking, such as many second-generation officials and rich people. Reincarnation is a very, very hard work. Ordinary people can't learn it.

And there is another part, although he has not become the second generation, but God wants to give him a leisurely and rich meal, and other people will not be able to catch up even if they fight hard, and they will not be able to learn even if they want to learn.

For example, the emergency room number this time is an example. Professor Yang, with a very strange surname, is a professor of linguistics at Chasu University.

His talent for languages ​​is superb. Dating does not know how many centuries of languages, as long as he can collect 500 characters, he can roughly translate them out.

And it's not fooling people, because he has a record. He translated the things he translated many years ago, and it took many years for everyone to study bit by bit. He is such an awesome character.

This kind of talent is also a talent that no one else can learn.

Professor Yang can be said to be a master of monographs, but he has been in the not-so-famous Chasu University, not to mention being a leader, and he has not even been selected for excellence.

Many uninformed people thought that he was suppressed by jealousy, but it was not. This professor Yang, although his language talent is beyond the sky, his private life is a bit hard to talk about.

Not to mention other things, he had been married and divorced eight times before he was admitted to the hospital. Divorce and marriage are nothing in modern society, but he still has a hobby, which is stealing feelings.

Everything you need is emotional stealing. In Cha Su University, there was a joke about him.

Said that one of his friends had a girlfriend from Bangziguo one day, and then on a night of lightning...

However, what his friend was very puzzled about was that the girl from Bangzi Kingdom kept shouting that Kathy wanted Xiduo, and Kathy wanted Xiduo.

His friend thought he was praising him, so the next day, he went to play billiards with Professor Yang, and every time he scored a goal, the friend would say that Cassie wanted Xiduo.

Professor Yang, who is extremely talented in language, knew that the other party had a girlfriend and got into the wrong hole as soon as he heard it.

That's all, in the end, he turned around and asked, who is this girl! Then hang out with friends.

He is such a strange person, and he is tall and big, with a high nose bridge and big eyes, a bit like a star who sings hometown clouds.

He is handsome and has a lot of money. Many people come to him for research every year, and his income is very objective.

However, everyone in the industry knows his faults. They talk about majors, and they don't deal with him at all. Even if they come to him as an interpreter, they won't bring female students!

It really has the style of Thailand. When he was young, he was often blocked by other people's husbands at school and beat him up badly. After the beating was over and his red and swollen face subsided, he continued his so-called passionate life.

Of course, Professor Yang is really good at picking up girls, and what kind of girls with families.

In the early years, I relied on my appearance to get a lot of success. As I got older, I relied on my knowledge to hook up.

But, after all, getting old,

And because these years have been in the wind and moon, drinking and smoking are indispensable, and it will not work just after forty-six or seven.

When he didn't have sildenafil in the early years, he used the so-called god oil, and when he had sildenafil, he used sildenafil.

By the age of forty-six and seven, it had developed to the point where sildenafil was used together with divine oil.

Anyway, he was not short of money, and he never had a child in his whole life of marriage, so all his money was buried under three inches.

The human body has a compensation mechanism. When you want to expand the blood vessels in a certain place, in order to meet your requirements, the blood vessels in other places will definitely reduce the bleeding.

But it will also be denied, and other blood streams will suddenly appear to supplement the originally lacking places.

Professor Yang has served under the third inch for most of his life, and he drank and smoked, his microcirculation has long been rotten, and then he insisted on forcibly turning into steel.

After drinking and eating meat at night, I managed to make an appointment with another person, and then took some drugs to enhance the pleasure, and something happened.

Lying on the bed, he suddenly started talking nonsense. What he said was not something a middle-aged literary woman could understand.

The languages ​​of various countries, from Sino-Tibetan to Indo-European, from Ural to Altaic languages, are wonderful. At this time, he is probably at the pinnacle of his language talent.

Nonsense is not counted, and I started to foam at the mouth and vomit. I ate Western food for dinner, half-cooked bloodshot beef mixed with celery, tomato juice, and lily.

With a tall body, he has a large appetite, and he vomited as much as he ate. The hotel's 2-meter-high bed made him vomit red and white, like a two-meter white plate. Plate of pureed meat soup.

The woman was frightened half to death, and then 40% was disgusted to death, leaving only a trace of anger.

When Professor Yang was talking nonsense, she thought that the other party was showing his talent, but when she started to vomit, she knew that this was not showing talent, but showing appetite.

Then, on the phone, quickly call the hospital. After arriving at the hospital, the middle-aged literary girl gradually disappeared.

The brain is a high-energy-consuming organ. The human brain is about 2%, but the oxygen consumption is about 20%.

To be honest, this thing is just a crispy white chocolate, not hot, not pressurized, not watery. Moreover, men are more prone to cerebral hemorrhage.

The structure of the brain is complex because this thing is a very complex compound unit.

For example, the biggest function of the heart is to pump blood. As for secretion and the like, they are negligible. When rescuing heart patients, these small functions are hardly valued by doctors.

The brain is different. For example, when a man slaps his girlfriend's ass, the muscles and bones are at most a thug.

The brain is different. It not only needs to control the strength and think about the direction, but also thinks about the consequences after the fight. It also needs to find reasons before the fight, and how to avoid its own responsibility after the fight.

I also have to adjust my mental activities, such as stimulation, excitement, etc. Of course, the last stimulation, excitement, single barking, I probably won’t be able to experience it. Because he slapped his own butt, it is estimated that the brain is too lazy to talk to him.

These tasks can be done by the brain in tens of seconds, or even a few seconds. Therefore, there is a scientific research survey, when men are in love, the IQ of men will be displayed at a super level.

The IQ value is estimated to reach the level of Einstein, so women in love must be careful of men with supernormal brains around them.

These functions are a very complex operation process of compound type, not a simple thing like a muscle contraction.

It requires all parts of the brain to coordinate and coordinate, so the functions of the brain are very complicated, and these functional mechanisms are also very complicated.

Because the brain consumes a lot of energy, it also has many blood vessels, just like the computer center of a high-tech enterprise, there are too many lines in it.

So as the old saying goes, old people don’t rely on their muscles and bones. Although Professor Yang is not considered old, his bodily functions have already become rags after years of wandering life.

Sildenafil is nothing more than dilating blood vessels, while divine oil suppresses and raises people's sensory threshold, making people numb under three inches.

Add two times, drink some wine, eat some raw meat, high blood fat, high protein, and alcohol together, his brain and cerebrovascular quit, and burst directly.

Cerebrovascular accidents are very common in an aging society.

Therefore, when you have a headache accompanied by a stiff neck, don't be careless. Many people will say, ouch, why is the head hurting so much, and the neck is too stiff to die. Oops, no, no, I'll sleep for a while.

At this moment, don’t be careless, definitely don’t be careless, some people are fatal because small blood vessels and capillaries bleed, and the blood vessels will repair themselves. The next day, well.

And some people, after this sleep, can be paralyzed at light, or dead at severe cases. It is not ambiguous at all, and the disease mostly occurs after the afternoon.

Forty-year-old people have high blood pressure and high blood lipids. If this happens, don't hesitate at all and go to the hospital directly.

Even a false alarm is better than bringing pain to the child and the family. It doesn't matter if you are not afraid of death, but don't bring suffering to your family.

As soon as Zhang Fan answered the phone, he went downstairs. Shao Hua talked about the wedding photos for a long time.

He was also helpless. For Zhang Fan, the wedding photo was really a kind of torture. What kind of exterior and interior scenes were like heavenly scriptures. This phone call really put him out of the flames.

Shao Hua was also helpless, and she could see that these matters could only be decided by herself. As for Zhang Fan, she didn't count on it either.

Zhang Fan went downstairs, walked through the back door, and went up to the surgical building. As soon as he entered the brain, Director Li Zixiong and Xue Xiaoqiao had already arrived at the department.

Holding a CT scan of the head, Li Zixiong frowned. There was a subcortical hemorrhage, and it was a left brain hemorrhage, with a large amount of blood, requiring emergency surgery.

Where is this cerebral cortex, roughly speaking, it is the place where the brain issues and controls the general order.

For example, bleeding will cause the patient to have a sucking reflex, just like a confinement baby, when he touches his small lips, he will make a pouting and sucking action.

"Zhang Yuan, the patient has a subcortical hemorrhage!" Li Zixiong handed the CT to Zhang Fan. Although Zhang Fan has never had surgery outside the brain, he is an assistant to the dean and the dean in charge of surgery, so he deserves respect. Still have to give.

"Which side is the lesion?" Zhang Fan asked while receiving the CT scan.

"The left side, the patient's dominant side!" Xue Xiaoqiao further explained.

Most people are right-handed, so the dominant brain is the left brain.

"So much bleeding! Prepare for surgery, I hope he can still talk in the future!" Zhang Fan looked at the CT and said regretfully.

"Hey, if he loses his speech, it will probably be a big blow to him." Xue Xiaoqiao stood beside Zhang Fan and explained again.

"What?" Zhang Fan looked up at Xue Xiaoqiao, "He is a professor of linguistics at Chasu University, and he is proficient in many languages! He is also a person who lives by talking!"

"Uh, hurry up, ask the family members to sign!" Zhang Fan looked at Xue Xiaoqiao and said.

"Uh!" Xue Xiaoqiao felt a little embarrassed.

"What's going on?" Zhang Fan's voice increased a lot. He felt that Xue Xiaoqiao was soft-spoken, maybe he was jealous that Xue Xiaoqiao was whiter than him!

"He has a lot of ex-wives, and they all have a football team, but now they don't have an incumbent, and the patient's parents are both in their 70s and 80s, and they are not here yet." Xue Xiaoqiao said directly.

His family is all soldiers, and his family education is loyalty, so he is really a little embarrassed about this kind of thing.

"Notify the patient unit, hurry up!"

"Notified!"

Not long after, someone came from the unit, a vice principal, and in the middle of the night the vice principal was about to blame Professor Yang to death.

He didn't know how many times he was called out of bed by the phone in the middle of the night to deal with Professor Yang's affairs. His wife probably hated Professor Yang to death.

It used to be a police station, a police station, but this time it was good, I played myself into a hospital.

For this kind of thing, if the unit is better, it will pay for medical expenses and surgery expenses. If the unit is not good, the leader will not come directly, and it is not a work-related injury, so they will not find trouble and take responsibility for it.

However, although Professor Yang has no way to talk about his private life, his business is too strong, and the school leaders have nothing to do. However, the leaders of their unit are also thieves.

If you go to the hospital, it's not the police station. Therefore, the leader notified Professor Yang's ex-wife one by one.

In the end, only three came, and they were still the three who had been in a property lawsuit with Professor Yang.

signature! Impossible, what they are worried about is whether the house in the unit can be realized after the death of the old sheep. After cashing out, can they get a share of the money?

Weird people, weird things, worse than TV dramas, twitter, twitter, three women almost got into a fight in the hospital, the hospital doctors and nurses were about to collapse, it was so nonsense.

In the end, Professor Yang's parents, who were far away in other places, authorized the operation through telephone recording.

It's sad to think about it, the old man with white hair will definitely have a hard time this night. It is estimated that the anxiety in my heart is something no one can understand.

"Prepare for surgery." Zhang Fan gave an order, and everyone underwent surgery.

"I will do this operation!" Entering the operating room, Li Zixiong's eyeballs fell when Zhang Fan said this.

"Zhang Yuan, subcortical hemorrhage, a lot of blood!"

"It's okay, I'll do it!" Zhang Fan said very firmly.

Xue Xiaoqiao looked at Zhang Fan, and felt a twang in his heart, "Don't talk about the rules and regulations, I can't stay here, I can't stay in this place, this guy is too bloated, orthopedic doctor, dare to do it!"

"Yuan Zhang, this is no joke!" Xue Xiaoqiao didn't need to say anything if there was a director.

"I know, I'm sure! If necessary, I can ask the dean to authorize it now!" Zhang Fan said again with certainty.

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