Two Hundred and Eighty Eighth Eighth
The telephone, to be honest, this invention, when it was first popularized, was obediently a status symbol.
When Zhang Fan was young, there was a young girl whose father was the factory leader, and the factory dialed an internal phone number for the factory. The little girl was so arrogant that she didn't even know her name.
Anyone who doesn't listen to her will not take anyone to their house to call. The licking of a group of brats back then, when I think about it when I grow up, it’s really fucking delicious.
In fact, there are only a few places that can be used for internal calls. After getting through, a group of kids laughed and ran away in an instant, as if they were afraid that someone would run out of the phone.
Later, I had a mobile phone. What's more, Zhang Fan remembered the first time he saw a mobile phone, it was the vice principal of the school holding one, and the aura of answering and making calls was beyond description.
And when mobile phones became popular, especially after Zhang Fan went to work, he really wished that this thing hadn't been invented.
Doctors also need to rest and live their own lives. However, the hospital doesn't care whether you are having dinner or fighting with your wife again, if you have something to call, there is still a time limit.
And after going to work or becoming a doctor, doctors are very cautious about calling people with ordinary relationships, but relatives and friends are unavoidable, so sometimes the phone call becomes a burden.
Zhang Fan and Shao Hua had just finished their martial arts competition, Zhang Fan closed his eyes and was still pondering how people progress, in fact, after each battle or event, he had to summarize and summarize.
If there is a mistake, change it, and one day it will become stronger!
Therefore, at this time, both men and women do not want to be disturbed. Then the phone rang!
Shao Hua was about to bite off Zhang Fan's ear. No way, it won't work if you don't accept it.
As a result, hey! The old man's phone number.
Shao Hua let go of Zhang Fan's ears in embarrassment, and stroked the teeth marks on the ears, like petting a puppy.
"Dad!" Zhang Fan just called out.
The old man anxiously shouted: "Zhang Fan, come to the farm quickly, little aunt Shaohua is dying! Her face is pale from the pain. Come quickly!"
"I'm leaving now, you take my sister to the hospital on the farm first."
"They're already heading towards the city, your uncle's car!"
hang up the phone,
Shao Hua has already dressed up, I guess the girl has learned it every time she sees Zhang Fan answering the emergency call!
"What's wrong with my sister?" Shao Hua helped Zhang Fan with Zhang Fan's clothes.
"Father couldn't tell, so he said it hurts badly. I'll meet you on the road, will you go?"
Zhang Fan dressed quickly and neatly. In summer, he only needed a few clothes, a hood and leggings, and it took more than ten seconds.
"I'll accompany you, I don't feel relieved at night."
Zhang Fan and Shao Hua didn't talk much, Zhang Fan picked up the spare first aid kit at home, went downstairs and rushed towards the farm. Zhang Fan had some opinions on Shao Hua's uncle and aunt's actions.
For example, what is the best principle in case of an emergency? Instead of rushing towards the large hospitals in the urban area, but looking for the nearest hospital.
Even if it is a small hospital, they will know more than your family members.
If you need to inhale oxygen, sedate, or strengthen your heart, there will always be equipment, equipment and medicines in small hospitals. Especially in modern medicine, not to mention ordinary people, even doctors, sometimes there is nothing they can do with their bare hands.
Aunt Shaohua has retired from the local tax bureau, and her uncle has not yet retired, but now he is relegated to the second line. The unit reports every day, and you can go if you want to go, and no one misses you.
Therefore, the couple also returned to the farm, built a small villa, and lived a pastoral life. After all, siblings are on the farm.
Shao Hua's two aunts, what should I say? She was a trendy person in the era of Dagu, she did whatever was popular among the people, and whatever the country did not allow, and she stepped on the pulse of the times every time, and she was also a talent.
Others say that the wheel is a lie, she says you don't understand, others say that MLM is a lie, she says you don't understand. Anyway, the family let her be in order.
As for the little aunt, the couple are in the system, especially Uncle Shao Hua used to be the leader, and the couple are very capable of tossing around and have many hobbies. Their love and harmony follow the trend.
In fact, it is what is hot, what is the hobby. For example, petrified wood was popular in the frontier for a while, and the couple collected petrified wood for a while, and then sold it.
Jade is popular, and I drive to the river beach to pick up stones. So I still have two coins in my hand.
The eldest aunt in the family begs Dao Dao, not to mention not worrying about her sisters, she doesn't even worry about herself and her children.
My little aunt often went to Shao Hua's house in the past. What are you going to do? It's just to give some extra things to my family, sometimes to bring some wine to my brother, and buy some clothes for Shao Hua.
But later, after Shao Hua and Zhang Fan got married, they almost never went to Shao Hua's house.
Also a wonderful aunt. The other relatives were afraid that they wouldn't be able to curry favor with Zhang Fan, but they didn't, they felt that Shao Hua's family was stronger than them now, and they seemed to feel a little bit disappointed in their hearts, as if they felt that they would lose their status if they went to Shao Hua's house.
It's Shao Hua's little cousin, who always runs to Shao Hua's farm for nothing.
Anyway, Shao Hua's father is in a hurry, and there is a crying sound on the phone. The old man is such a strong person, and he can make Zhang Fan crazy when he plays chess. When this happens, he is really gone. idea.
How about Aunt Shao Hua? Let's say she is uneducated. She is a high school student, or a cadre who has been organized and trained in the system for half her life. Say she is literate.
But what she did after retirement was not like an educated cadre. Health preservation, the big health pot can almost soak all the things she thinks are better.
Ginseng, Codonopsis ginseng, American ginseng, red wolfberry, black wolfberry.
Jujube, Angelica, Ganoderma lucidum.
And saffron, snow lotus!
Then put in a few big chrysanthemums, put some rock sugar in it, and drink such a cup first thing in the morning, in her words, women need to take care of themselves.
One time when Zhang Fan went to the farm and met her, she asked Zhang Fan if it would be okay to buy some wild ginseng. Fortunately, Zhang Fan didn't take it seriously, otherwise he would have died long ago.
This is not maintenance, it is clearly that I don't want to live.
It is often said that traditional Chinese medicine is not poisonous and is natural. If you are sick, take it to cure the disease, and if you are not sick, take it to keep in good health.
It's all bullshit, really. Back then in the medical circle, there was a particularly famous digestive, a certain leader, who took Liuwei Dihuang Wan every day, and ended up with kidney failure!
I don't know how Aunt Shaohua's maintenance works, but from time to time, I get oral ulcers and blisters at the corners of the mouth. Others don't listen to what they say.
As a result, recently I don’t know where to buy mineral water, which is rich in the essence needed by the human body, from amino acids to rare elements, from iron to gold, anyway, what is so rare!
And this thing is not cheap, most people are not introduced, and they will not sell it.
A group of retired wealthy old ladies not only drink mineral water, but also wipe it on their faces every day. The whiteness is really white, and there is a layer of white skin on the face.
As soon as her face turned pale, the old lady put her heart into it. On the evening, she drank two large cups, then put on the mask and sang a ditty tune. As a result, she felt wrong while singing.
Suddenly there was pain, nausea, and even the milk I drank at night was protruding.
And it hurts more and more, it hurts even when lying down, and it hurts when sitting, and my face started to cramp. I want to urinate, but I can't urinate. The more I want to urinate, the more I can't urinate, and the more painful it is.
Shao Hua's uncle saw it, it was wrong, the situation was wrong, his wife's eyes had turned into dead fish eyes, and he didn't have the energy to speak.
While he was calling Shao Hua's father, he was getting dressed at the same time. When he was a son, he couldn't count on him. The bastard didn't know where to play. At this time, it was Shao Hua's father who could rely on him.
Shao Hua's father really rushed over, and when he saw his sister, she contracted from the pain.
Confused, he helped carry him into the car and wanted to follow him, but his nephew also came back. Uncle Shao Hua said a word before he left, calling Zhang Fan quickly.
Zhang Fan took Shao Hua to drive the Kuluze towards the farm. It was not far away for tens of kilometers, and soon saw Uncle Shao Hua's car.
After parking the car and getting out of the car, Zhang Fan rushed over with the first aid kit and Shao Hua. Shao Hua's cousin grabbed Zhang Fan's arm, "Brother-in-law, brother-in-law, what's wrong with my mother. My mother..."
Shao Hua pulled his cousin away, "Don't make trouble, let your brother-in-law check first."
Shao Hua's uncle also looked at Zhang Fan anxiously.
Said on the phone that it can't be done. Zhang Fan subconsciously thought he was in shock.
Finally, when he opened the car door, Aunt Shao Hua was trembling. Zhang Fan thought he had a fever, but his forehead felt cool and sweaty.
Holding the flashlight, Zhang Fan began to judge consciousness: "Auntie, Auntie..."
"Zhang Fan, hurry up, hurry up, it hurts me to death!" After saying this, Zhang Fan knew, and his consciousness was clear.
"Where does it hurt!"
"Waist, back spine, throbbing pain, ouch, it hurts me to death!"
Shao Hua's appearance is a bit like her sister-in-law, who usually claims that she is the most beautiful when she is fifty and above in the community.
She is already good looking, plus she likes to tidy up and dress up. She especially likes to wear a shawl that looks like a Stan woman. When she wears a blue scarf in summer, I don’t know which celebrity I think it is.
But now, Zhang Fan saw it, I'll go! His face was pale, and the flashlight was glowing. When Zhang Fan touched something wet, it turned out to be a mask.
Aunt Shao Hua grabbed Zhang Fan's arm as if she saw something. He kept yelling about the pain and said to Zhang Fan, "I can't do it, I can't do it! I'm going to die!"
After the blood pressure, heart rate, and pupils were roughly judged, Zhang Fan knew that he would not die for a while.
"It's okay, it's okay, I'm here!" Zhang Fan pressed his stomach and asked if it hurts.
"It hurts! It hurts everywhere."
As a result, when the kidney area was tapped, Aunt Shao Hua's pain became worse.
"Get in the car and hurry towards the hospital." After finishing speaking, he said to Shao Hua, "You drive and follow, be careful yourself."
After finishing speaking, he said to Uncle Shao Hua, "I'll drive!" After finishing speaking, he drove towards the hospital.