Poetry Contest

Chapter 292 Poetry Contest

Li You stared blankly at the scene, not to mention the shock in his heart, he had the idea of ​​worshiping Yifeng. My cheap master is too good, he can handle my sister in a few words!

When Xiao Gong saw this scene, cold sweat broke out on his forehead: This kid's level of shamelessness has increased a lot. Xiao Gong looked at his disciple worriedly. Can my gentle and intellectual disciple be able to stop Yifeng, who is extremely scoundrel? !

"Mengran, ten five-level pills are a very high reward. Don't you think about it?" Yifeng said with a smile on Liu Mengran.

A blush flew across Liu Mengran's face, avoiding Yi Feng's teasing gaze, and turned to look at the talented men and women in the audience.

Seeing this, Yifeng laughed out loud. Liu Mengran's obedient and shy appearance reminded Yifeng of Qirou, who was equally charming and charming.

However, Yifeng was also afraid that Liu Mengran would become angry from embarrassment, so he didn't continue to tease her! He also felt murderous eyes staring at him!

Liu Mengran was slightly relieved when he saw Yifeng's eyes turned to the audience. She has never faced such a shameless means. Facing Yifeng, she was almost at a loss!

Yifeng's eyes turned to each talented girl, and after a long time, he muttered softly: "Mengran is still beautiful!"

As soon as Yifeng finished speaking, a blush rose on Liu Mengran's face, but her eyes were staring straight ahead, pretending that she didn't hear this sentence!

Seeing his sister like this, Li You wanted to worship Yifeng, he felt so excited that he wanted to cry: With such a master, is his virginity still a problem? !

"Brother Ma, Brother Liu. Brother Zhao, how about we play joint poems?" Seeing Liu Mengran's eyes fixed on him, an extremely fat man puffed up his chest in excitement, and proudly looked at the person next to him. Several people said.

Obviously, because of the attention of the number one talented woman and beautiful woman, these people wanted to express their excitement one by one, and nodded in agreement and said, "Yes! Yes! Brother Fat, then I will say the first sentence, the group at the foot of the mountain duck!"

"Brother Ma is really talented, the young master took up the second sentence: Hush and drive him into the river!"

"Haha, the literary talents of the two brothers are really extraordinary. I will accept the third sentence: Go down to the river to tear goose intestines, and the doctor is hungry!"

After Yifeng heard it, he almost suffocated. Turning to look at Liu Mengran, seeing her also felt uncomfortable, her entire beautiful face turned red!

"Brother Fat, it's your turn!" Seeing that the fat man hadn't uttered a word for a long time, the three reminded one by one.

The fat man's face turned red, and it took a long time before he slapped his thigh and said, "After eating, go home and play with your wife!"

"Pfft..."

Yifeng didn't follow through in one breath, and burst out laughing with a puff: This fat man, bosom friend, bosom friend! It won't be Tang Bohu's reincarnation!

"It's so wet, so wet!" Yi Feng clapped his hands and laughed loudly. He didn't think he would walk down from the rostrum, walked up to Fatty, held his hand tightly and said, "My bosom friend, my bosom friend!"

The fat man saw Liu Mengran looking at him with a smile on his face, and this mysterious young man admiring him, his vanity was greatly satisfied. He cupped his hands and pretended to be modest and said, "Thank you, thank you!"

"Where is the fat brother? You can tell that you have read poetry and books when you look at his big belly. Otherwise, how could he write poems that understand men's psychology so well!" Yi Feng looked at the fat man adoringly.

"Haha, Xiongtai is also a fellow! How about we pick up poems together?" The fat man said that Yifeng's photo of a horse was extremely comfortable, and his impression of Yifeng was greatly changed.

"My little brother is exactly what I mean! Then my little brother went on to the fifth sentence: After playing with your wife and maid?! How about it? Don't need Brother Fat's job?"

"Pfft..."

Xiao Gong couldn't hold back after all, a sip of tea came out of his mouth suddenly, he almost didn't laugh to death! Turning to look at Liu Mengran, she saw that her face was blushing, she was obviously ashamed by Yifeng's nasty words!

"Brother is talented! This sentence, both in terms of quality and artistic conception, has risen to a higher level than my previous sentence! After playing with my wife and maid, my dear brother really understands men's psychology!" The fat man shocked Yifeng's words. Literary talent', greatly admired!

"Congratulations!" Yi Feng laughed, "The little brother also said a word, let's pick it up, the moonlight in front of the bed!"

"Brother Fat, don't force me on this one, I'll take the second sentence on this one: two pairs of shoes under the bed!"

"I'll come to the third sentence: a pair of dog man and woman!"

"Brother Ma, do you want the fourth sentence? I can tell you if you don't... Strip off on the bed!"

"High...high! My dear friends are indeed talented people who have read poetry and books. I am willing to bow down, willing to bow down!" Ma Caizi showed shame on his face, and looked at Yifeng and the others with admiration!

"Puff dong..."

This poem caused several people on the rostrum to throw themselves under the table. Looking at the five wretched smiles one by one, they couldn't help but feel their faces burning: Gaocai, indeed Gaocai. It's just a talent in a certain way!

The four great talents originally felt a sense of crisis when Yifeng sat next to Liu Mengran, but now they were relieved that such a life of wine and food could not threaten them. Liu Mengran once said in person that her husband must be the best in the world. Looking at this kid's appearance, he has no ink at all!

Liu Mengran felt her face was very hot, she turned her head away and didn't dare to listen to the dirty poems of Yifeng and others. On the contrary, Li You looked at Yifeng adoringly, as if he also wanted to join in!

"Li You, you are not allowed to do this in the future!" Liu Mengran shouted at Li You. She doesn't want her pure brother to be led bad by someone! But what Liu Mengran didn't know was that his younger brother who had always been well-behaved was very slutty in his bones!

"Sister! I got it!" Li You replied obediently, and immediately pretended to be sitting upright! But in the bottom of my heart, I was thinking, when will I be able to achieve the unrestrained appearance of the master? !

"Brother Yi! How about I ask you a favor?" Fatty suddenly thought of something and said to Yifeng.

"Brother, if you have anything to say, just say, do you want me to help you write some erotic poems to pick up girls? It's okay, this is easy to grab!" Yi Feng felt that the fat man was very suitable for him, and laughed.

"Brother Yi, do you need your help in writing pornographic poems? With our talents and learning, it's easy to do!" Fatty said proudly.

Yifeng didn't doubt the authenticity of this sentence at all, he nodded in agreement and said, "Then why does the fat brother ask the younger brother for help?"

"Brother Yi, it's like this! We have a deadly enemy named Hou Zi, who has been bullying the four of us because he has five people! Although the four of us speak well, those people are not bad, and they are one more than us. I beat us every time, I can't swallow this breath! Looking at Brother Yi's talent and learning, it is obvious that he is not inferior to me, so I want to ask Brother Yi to help me take revenge!"

"What?! There are still people that the four of you, Brother Fei, can't handle? You have to watch it. Don't worry, with our five great talents, it is not easy to defeat them!" Yi Feng said angrily.

"Haha, I knew Brother Yi was a straightforward person! Now five against five, they are definitely not our opponents!" The fat man laughed triumphantly, as if he was stepping on his opponent!