Chapter 361 Kung Fu Superstar
A lot of things are just a layer of window paper, if it is pierced, it will be fine.
It's just that the window paper of Xinghai is extraordinarily thick, and it is formed by the powerful imagination of countless scientists and science lovers. But it doesn't matter, water droplets can wear through stones, even a reinforced concrete wall, sooner or later it will be worn through.
If there's anything that can rival the rigorous imagination of a scientist, it's the wild imagination of a Hollywood filmmaker.
As soon as Xinghai's flesh pad touched Monroe's fingertips, she shrank back like an electric shock. After waiting for a while, it found that there seemed to be no danger. The wax figure was motionless, not even an eyelash moved, and there was no sign of moving. It would not suddenly rush to grab it and forcefully stuff it back into the black box.
It murmured the words Zhang Zian taught it several times, and stretched out its front paws again—a little less flinching, but a little more firmness. It touched Monroe's fingertips for the second time. Compared with the first time, the contact time this time was much longer, followed by the third and fourth times... until finally, it was able to touch for a long time without letting go.
Zhang Zian knew that time was running out and the fifth elf might disappear at any time, but he still waited patiently, waiting for Xinghai to take another step forward, waiting for it to break through his inner demons.
"Meow ~ Zian, Xinghai has met!" Xinghai's eyes showed a sense of collapse after nervousness, but he was still very excited.
"Very good, Xinghai!" Zhang Zian encouraged, and reminded it meaningfully, "Recall the feeling just now, and then remember."
Xinghai nodded, thinking about it intently.
There are still gaps between the wax figure and the real person, such as breathing, smell, temperature, eyes, and movements, but it is a good start after all.
"Let's go, there are many interesting things inside." He greeted everyone.
They continued to go deep into the wax museum, passing wax figures of superstars one after another, especially when passing by the wax figure of Lady Gaga, who is famous for his bold dress, he wanted to walk past like other tourists, holding his hand Putting it on her shoulders to take a picture, but considering my image in front of the elves, I decided to let it go...
As for other relatively normal wax figures, there are not many scruples. Zhang Zian couldn't recognize all the stars here, especially the female stars, they were all beautiful, unless he happened to have seen that movie, otherwise it was really hard to recognize them, not as differentiated as the male stars.
When he visited the wax figure of Gone with the Wind, he wanted to kick Clark Gable away, sit in that chair and take the beautiful woman's eyes.
When passing "Forrest Gump",
He tried to smoke the chocolate box in A-Gump's hand.
He jumped into Hitchcock's bathtub, stuck out his tongue and rolled his eyes, and pretended to be a murdered victim.
When he boarded the boxing ring of "Rocky", he posed face to face with the boxing champion in a pose of a white crane airing its wings. He always felt that Stallone was staring at him with helpless eyes... Before leaving, he also knocked on the golden belt. Just in case.
He crossed his legs and sat on Obama's presidential throne, tried to steal the ball from Beckham's feet, and "duang~" dubbed Kobe Bryant's sound of iron strikes in Los Angeles at four o'clock in the morning.
He imitated Elvis Presley's dance steps, wondering if he should add Elvis Presley's dance moves to the next time he upgraded his stunts...
In the end, he took advantage of people not paying attention, and quietly put on a Wing Chun posture.
He is still wearing the Chinese tunic suit today, and because of the hard training every day under the supervision of Lao Chai, he can maintain the posture of one move for a long time without moving.
Sure enough, after a while, the new tourists who came in behind him were fooled.
The family of three who took a group photo with the green-skinned Shrek outside the door, the couple and their ten-year-old boy, took turns taking photos with each other when they passed by a wax figure, so they walked very slowly. Go to Zhang Zian and the others.
When the little boy saw Zhang Zian disguised as a wax figure, he rushed over excitedly and shouted to his parents, "Take a picture for me! Take a picture for me!"
His parents had been here before, and this time they brought their son here on purpose. At this moment, they stared at Zhang Zian's face in confusion, and asked each other who the new star was? It wasn't there the last time I was here. Looking at this posture, it seems that he is another Chinese kung fu superstar? But why do they have no impression of this face at all?
The son yelled to himself over there, urging his parents to take pictures of him.
At this time, Zhang Zian suddenly yelled and made a funny face, which scared the little boy like a ghost, and ran back behind his parents, staring at him fearfully.
The little boy's parents were also startled at first, then they laughed and gave Zhang Zian a thumbs up, praising him for being so alike! Everyone uses wax figures to confuse the real ones, but he pretends to be a wax figure to confuse the real ones!
It can be said that Zhang Zian had more fun here than anyone else, always leaving Lao Cha and Fei Na speechless.
Old Cha suddenly gasped, walked quickly to a wax figure, and stared at it raptly.
Zhang Zian restrained his playfulness for the time being, followed it and watched the wax figure of Bruce Lee with Lao Cha.
He knew that Lao Cha might not be interested in Jackie Chan's wax figure, but he would definitely be touched by Bruce Lee's wax figure, so before flying to the United States, he had already made a plan to visit the wax museum.
Bruce Lee was wearing a classic yellow tights and yellow kung fu shoes, posing in a Jeet Kune Do posture, with flowing black hair, a handsome demeanor, and staring ahead with piercing eyes.
Seeing Lao Cha's eyes flickering, Zhang Zian seemed to be thinking, recalling, or regretting. He knew that Lao Cha had watched Bruce Lee's movies on TV. Every time Lao Cha watched movies all night and stayed up all night, Zhang Zian would always find Bruce Lee's movies in the playback records the next day, and he had watched them more than once.
Lao Cha never said anything about it, and Zhang Zian didn't say anything about it, but just pretended not to know.
Why does Old Tea watch Bruce Lee movies repeatedly? Is it to get back the demeanor of Ye Wen from this kung fu superstar? Zhang Zian didn't know. The grievances and grievances between Bruce Lee and Ip Man are very complicated, coupled with his relationship with Lao Cha, it is impossible for him to comment on who is right and who is wrong.
However, he knew that Lao Cha would really like to see Bruce Lee from a closer distance.
Bruce Lee died young, and it is impossible to see him in person. Fortunately, this wax figure is so lifelike that it almost perfectly restores Bruce Lee's appearance, which is many times better than those old movies with blurry pictures. Although Bruce Lee's domineering aura cannot be restored, it can somewhat make up for the regret in Lao Cha's heart.
This is bondage.