Chapter 637: Four Conditions

Xiao Zhuang's adoption process at B's family went smoothly at the beginning. He expressed his intention to adopt, and the person in charge of B's ​​family asked him to go through a "simple" adoption procedure.

This "simple" procedure stunned Xiao Zhuang, who had never seen a storm.

Speaking of this, Xiao Zhuang complained again: "Do you know what the conditions for adoption are?"

He counted with his fingers: "First, you must leave a copy of your ID card and household registration book, and the ID card must be held in your hand to take a photo... When my mother saw this, I almost thought I was in trouble !"

"Second, return visits must be accepted, and QQ or WeChat videos cannot be used instead, and occasional surprise visits must be accepted unconditionally. When I saw this article, I thought I was not only in the trap, but also a second-entry man. Parole prisoner!" Xiao Zhuang was so excited that he glared at Tingting, "For Tingting's sake, I can barely agree to the first one, but for the second one, if they suddenly come to pay a return visit when I'm not at home, Tingting Ting dealt with them at home by herself... Seriously, I don't worry, there are everyone these days, what if wolves are lured into the house?"

"That's not the case, don't think too badly about them!" The strange girl emphasized, "Because they are adopted for free, some people don't know how to cherish them, and they start to abuse them at will after adoption. There have been many such examples before, so Only then will stricter adoption regulations be formulated!"

"If you don't spend money to buy, you don't know how to cherish it. I agree with this point of view." Zhang Zian nodded happily.

The strange girl gave him a hard look.

"Isn't this request too much?" Another fat girl who was watching couldn't help but said, "A female man like me is not afraid of returning home, but taking pictures with an ID card in hand? Sorry, I really can't accept this, in case What should I do if they take my photo for a loan? There are not a lot of microfinance online now, as long as I send a photo of my ID card in hand, I can casually approve tens of thousands of loans... Actually, I really want to adopt it A cat's, but if that's the case then forget it, I'd rather pay for one."

"What you are doing is fueling the arrogance of the pet industry chain! Because you are afraid of trouble, afraid of this and that, how many innocent pets are abandoned, abused, and finally homeless?" She questioned the adoption even a little bit, and she went up without hesitation.

The fat girl is just as she described herself, she is an authentic female man, she directly responded: "Don't kidnap me with morality, I am not a saint, and I don't want to be a saint, I just want to show love under the premise of my ability, But if showing love may bring trouble to myself, then let the love go as far as it goes!"

"Hehe, hypocritical pet lovers are just like you!" The strange girl retorted.

"Hehe, the Holy Mother adopts a bitch!" The fat girl said mercilessly.

The strange girl blushed with anger, "You...you said who was adopted by the Virgin Mary..." She moved her lips a few times, but she still couldn't say the last word.

"I didn't say who, just take a seat by yourself." The fat girl lowered her head, put the last bite of rice in the bowl into her mouth, and raised her voice, "Miss Boss, add more rice!"

Most of the girls come to eat, and the snack bar has a lot of rice, most of the girls will leave it, causing waste, so the couple recently reduced the amount of rice as appropriate, but today they met a big eater, she has already This is the second time I asked for extra rice.

Aunt Li added a bowl of freshly steamed rice to her, and the fat girl slurped the rice into her mouth while muttering: "The place recommended by Xiaoxue tastes good." It seems that the fight with the Virgin's sister did not affect her The mood to eat.

The fight between the girls caused the men present to be silent, until their quarrel came to an end, Xiao Zhuang continued to say fearfully: "I haven't finished talking just now, I have already retreated when I heard the first two conditions. , but I don't want to turn around and run away like when I was at A's house. Based on the principle of beginning and ending, I bite the bullet and continue listening.

As a result, the more I listened, the more confused I became..."

Xiao Zhuang said that in addition to taking pictures with his ID card and accepting unscheduled home visits, the third adoption condition of the b family is to provide a real estate certificate and a stable income certificate of the local self-owned house in Binhai City, but he is still in college. , I just use my spare time to work part-time. I have a house but the head of the household is not him. Where can I get the real estate certificate and stable income certificate? When he saw the third item, he knew that the adoption path in B's family was completely blocked.

"Do you need a real estate certificate and income certificate? Are you sure this is pet adoption and not a blind date?" Another male diner who remained silent looked up and asked.

"You don't need a proof of income for a blind date, do you? You can brag to some extent. This should be the material you need to prepare when you go to the bank to apply for a credit card." Another male guest spoke convincingly.

Xiao Zhuang shrugged, "But there is half a word of falsehood, and the thunder strikes me to escape the disaster."

Tingting pinched him hard to prevent him from swearing casually.

The Holy Mother hurriedly argued: "This is to let the pets have a stable home, otherwise moving around is not good for the pets, it is abuse of the pets!"

"I'm a low-end migrant worker, not a native of Binhai. I rent a house and often move. The landlord wants to raise the rent. Why don't I move to a cheaper place? According to this, my life is worse than that of a dog?" The previous one The male diner pointed to his nose and said, although judging from his clothes, it was obviously a self-effacing statement.

Although the Virgin Mary did not answer directly, her contemptuous eyes have fully demonstrated that low-end migrant workers have no human rights.

"It's not over yet." Xiao Zhuang said more and more vigorously, "The fourth rule is not as harsh as the previous ones, but it's the fourth rule that I don't understand the most."

"Oh, let's hear it." Everyone was even more curious.

Xiaozhuang cleared his throat and recalled: "The fourth rule is that after the adoption, the cat food you feed cannot be less than 400 yuan per bag. It must be imported cat food, otherwise it will be regarded as pet abuse and it will be taken back by the adoption agency." I was wondering about pets. The man clearly said that this cat was a stray cat. It had a miserable life before, and it was hungry and full. Now I want to adopt it, at least it can be full, but because of not feeding expensive cats Just say that I abused cats?"

Hearing this, Zhang Zian smiled confidently, "Did Family B designate a brand and channel for cat food?"

"Huh? How do you know?" Xiao Zhuang asked in surprise.

"It's very simple." Zhang Zian cast a sideways glance at the Holy Mother, "Because now, in addition to the unscrupulous industry chain of pet breeding, there is also the unscrupulous industry chain of pet adoption and assistance... If I guessed correctly, another identity of the B family It may be the agent of that kind of cat food!"