Chapter 2006 Those Girls Taught Me To Love, Brother Abs Taught Me... (Part 1)

While eating, drinking and having fun, the fierce competition to create a new history in this hillbilly universe broke out, which can be described as omnipotent.

Through a fat baby stepping on the low-level light screen of the mobile phone that He Ming is not allowed to pick up, He Ming can at most learn about it from interesting topical information. The infinite world has gained a maximum of nearly 500 million players. Xianyuan still dominates the entire market, and after repeated battles, Infinite World has not yet succeeded in breaking through, and has successfully expanded all at once.

But at least so far, there are about 300 million players in the virtual game world of the earth, and it can be regarded as a firm foothold and has not been defeated by Longjia Xianyuan in one go.

If you are defeated in one breath, I believe that Lu Wenyi is okay, and Ji Tang will lose points in the Lu family—no, He Ming instantly understood the heart disease of a father-in-law. If Ji Tang fails, the father-in-law will start to appreciate him instead , because my father-in-law hates that kind of incompetent elite, not "working people" like myself.

It's a pity that He Ming won't be loyal to Lu Wenyi or Ji Tang.

This is really stupid, which is also the reason why Sanba has a high fatality rate.

He Ming also understands that these "players" are naturally all earth players, and space players are nothing compared to earth players. They are completely poor - no matter how crazy space players are, they are at most like old-fashioned local tyrants in the Middle East smashing a few oil fields Just smash a few rich planets. But what do ordinary players of Earth players spend money on? Dozens of solar systems... You must know that there are too many numbers, and sometimes money is not regarded as money.

What's more, the so-called consumption environment is too good, and the latest Superman cash welfare for all people has guaranteed that "food and clothing will never worry about it".

Then he is superman. If you run out of money, fly away from the earth and find a natural life planet to farm and make a fortune. For example, the "super earth" that can only drool in the past.

In the end, no matter how bad it is, there is still Brother Ab, and the marriage of the second generation of Brother Ab. At that time, brother abs must be very generous.

But in fact, planet development has long been an industry in the universe, and then what? Don't imagine it too beautifully. Consumption is based on the purchasing power of intelligent life. Then you have developed countless planets. What kind of rich man have you become?

This perception of so-called money. It's hard for humans on Earth to understand, and they don't even understand that many planets in this way. Worthless.

Because it can't be sold...

The crops you produce can only be enjoyed by yourself, so it is better to receive various free food benefits, etc. It is a fool to go to an alien planet to farm. Thankless.

What's more, reality is always separated from beautiful imagination.

One is that there is no time. The second is...of course, robots are also farming in the universe!

After a long time, He Ming finally got up and left. Chen Ziqi already wanted to come back to work, but he couldn't refuse, so he had to acquiesce.

After all, regardless of the small things on the earth, Chen Ziqi is still the only one in charge, the other secretaries should forget it, let alone He Ming, he has already handed over all the big and small things to Hua Deliu.

But this time Chen Ziqi still didn't have to leave with He Ming. Looking at He Ming's body full of chubby chubby lolitas who were sleeping in a mess, the little baby knew that Brother Abs was going back to sleep again this time—except for the experts who deliberately pretended to be deaf and dumb. Or they just don’t like to use their brains because they are born without the ability to use their brains. Others don’t believe that Brother Abs will serve the people after returning this time. Excuse me, what people? Oh, your wife. Wow, I discovered the dark secret! too terrifying! Must be tight-lipped.

Some "genius" experts began to complain secretly, can't it be, brother abs has procrastinated again?

There is no doubt that let alone why, almost everyone has procrastination, which is an unavoidable instinct like lazy bed or lust.

And through all the past of the abs brother in the first demon game, you know how admirable his "boxing champion" physique is. Why did he quickly degenerate in college? The abdominal muscles are also gradually replaced by fat.

It's procrastination, that hotbed of evil called "university."

In this way, when can I be more "perfect"?

...No way, I am sure I can still improve, and what about some little faces? Unfortunately, that's the end of it.

In fact, just like the stronger the stronger, the more handsome the handsome, the prettier the handsome.

...

"Ah, a beautiful day has begun again! The birds are singing, the sun is smiling, and Brother Abs is leaving the bedroom to welcome a new day."

Earth time has passed for another hundred hours before He Ming returned to his personal free time. There was no other way. Just before he got home, he was pulled over by his wife to have a sex... Well, it’s really "a sex", it can only be described as such a rough one, because This is "real life", and brother abs is going to be raped by life.

so what? Elegance is gone, try to survive, stop pretending!

At least don't say to the mistress with a miserable face: You stand in front of me but you don't know that I like your big tits under your black delicate low-cut dress.

Wearing rather cartoonish shorts, revealing an extraordinary body, I believe that the big and small wives saw the same muscles that elementary school students couldn't control, and then walked a few steps, and instantly walked from the first sunshine coming out of the bedroom to the beach tens of kilometers away. Then he went straight to a strange big cosmic olive tree, and finally turned into a boneless man again.

The boneless ab muscle brother opened his mouth to eat countless saliva in front of the delicious food that was delivered immediately, but soon there were more fat boys and little lolis who were trying to catch up with their brothers and sisters. There are a lot more veterans of the pet legion, as well as a lot of stupid toy ancestors.

They definitely don't mind having Brother Abs as their pet toy home.

Going on like this, Brother Abdominal's procrastination may destroy one of the best all-round "famous doctors" in the multiverse-in fact, he is like the all-around famous doctor who is collectively known as the "Master of Life" with skills like He Ming. It is not omnipotent, because life has only a few contents, and any intelligent life is the same to some extent, including any life, plant or other. For example, single-celled organisms, but this is as easy as a master artist painting an egg, instead of painting "Seven Days of God".

Anyway, it's a creation. A structural improvement, beautification, enhancement, etc., etc.

He Ming likes to use structure and energy, because to a certain extent, a good structure uses good energy, then it is the gemstone eyes under the top oval face. In the old days, hurry up to dissect this bitch—hurry up to save our Goddess of Destiny!

It can be said that super complex is also extremely simple, but many problems are like this. Countless cosmic problems depend on whether you have the brain, and any struggle other than that is powerless.

It means you have to have your feet first, and then you can walk. And idiots don't understand that they don't even have two feet, but they are delusional, changing their fate against the sky, and breaking the universe's problems such as eating and drinking-wash and sleep. Use up your eternal life. You are "no more than that". Or be a class bully first. That's without feet.

As far as learning mathematics on earth, it will kill countless brain cells, many brain nerves of mortals who only have one life.

Time passed, Fat Boy ate and slept, and was touched by a large number of people. At this time, He Ming had Hua De Liu, and Hua De Liu started working. It knows that at critical moments, it must be "faithful words". Otherwise, a stupid monkey who is procrastinating, even if he is an abs brother, is hopeless.

Hua Deliu then He Ming was moved by Toyotomi Monkey's diligence. It also satisfies a relatively good entertainment, and suddenly jumped out and said:

"Sir, everything you've given me has been done, and the preparation for the operation is perfect. But there's a lot to it, so would you please take a look at the options? Now?"

"Of course." He Ming picked up a cup of a famous drink in the universe that a fat baby immediately made a very funny look, close to the perfect fruit juice, the super-large crystal cup has a lot of pulp floating, he and the fat baby Enjoy it together, but people immediately buried their heads full of food in their mouths.

Then I can't drink it again, He Ming doesn't like the food in the mouth of his own child.

Amidst the laughter, the light curtain in front of He Ming, Toyotomi Hideyoshi went on a killing spree after Imagawa Yoshimoto went to Luo, of course, the picture of a single-handed horse immediately stopped, and a lot of content appeared immediately, suddenly it looked like a very wonderful card game Pop it out - this kind of game is equal to the web game in the universe, it is very popular, and it belongs to He Ming's must-play on the toilet.

This is a very delicate and complex game, and it would take away more time on Earth. I believe that countless players would rather shit in a virtual game—of course, they must play in a virtual game, how much time is real? Woolen cloth.

It's just that people like He Ming immediately laughed: Are you a fool? You are immortal and still care about time?

The cards are arranged densely and layer upon layer according to a wonderful shape, beautiful and radiant sun trees flowing freely. The first two choices are the original Superman version and the latest Superman version, including the top ten ace series - already in advance If He Ming wants to cancel the tick, Hua Deliu will also immediately seek the opinions of the human beings on Earth.

It's a pity that with the passage of time, Brother Abs' ambitions have risen. Humans pursue more beauty, handsomeness and prettiness. In fact, it is cooler, more beautiful and more beautiful. So it can only be reserved items, but the relevant data given by Hua Deliu, the items that the latest vote wants to select, or peeking at the world's data shows that the reserved items only have tens of millions of "old customers" at most. Everyone is naturally looking forward to the latest project of Brother Abs.

If there is another "It's incredible!", then the old project will be withdrawn from history like this - after becoming a superman, the old lady and the old man will not have the incompetence of ordinary old people, including the old and vicissitudes of mind, at this moment It is also about "returning to youth" day by day.

So as far as the brain is concerned, it will not pursue the "old-fashioned" outdated bumpkin choice.

Brother Abs, oh, Hua De Liu of Brother Abs will not disappoint human beings. He combined all the resources of He Ming to form a very gorgeous and complex surgical skill, which can also be collectively referred to as the "Master of Life" skill. A large number of new auxiliary devices are included.

After much deliberation, He Ming decided to form a relatively simple skill group, which basically includes life such as earth humans and robots. To some extent, the second spirit race also belongs to the flesh and blood life of earth humans, so why? Ming can completely satisfy his "insiders".

According to the division of science, he chose "spirituality, machinery, extraordinary intelligence" and other options. Unfortunately, completely covering all races of this redneck universe.

Of course He Ming wouldn't care about this.

He will not serve other cosmic races, especially the cosmic races in the outer universe.

Of course, for the latest lottery winner in this universe, look, that's the treatment, don't blame me if you don't want it.

How could people not want it?

In terms of the choice of characters, He Ming thought about it and gave a very classic choice of the new top ten supreme aces. In his mind, this is also the last upgrade, right? He really can't continue to improve, because he has already chosen the best image in one step.

This is the impatient perfectionist.

This time it is divided into seven men and three women, that is, seven men choose and three women choose. But in fact, the content of the latter three options for women is still more than that of the first seven options for men.

So it's not gender discrimination, but a big project that needs to be separated, and the shape of this project is completely different from the second project, and the third project is also unique from other projects.

If the twins choose different items, then there is no attribute for the twins.

So it just looks like men have four more vastly different shape choices than women.

This is because in fact, He Ming has already understood that women are actually very unconfident and will not choose unpopular options at all, so there is no need for him to be thankless, and he will never come up with options that he thinks are super creative. It will only make a woman cry and beg Brother Abs to give her another chance.

So if you give the three most popular items, that's fine, otherwise, you don't need it at all.

It's like you gave, stunner, goddess, pure beauty. What else can you give, female warrior, female man, female dick, female devil?

He Ming can only shrug his shoulders, look, this is a stupid thing. Standard monkey goofy parody.

"That's it! Yes, sure, sure, sure. Send it now. Ah, the passion of life is about to start again, I hear the thunder of the earth, I hear the singing of the sky, I hear my Crap going on and on. Well, that's it."

"Oh, of course be prepared for a corresponding number of advertising campaigns, highlighting the new ten supreme ace selections on the original promotion. The advertising slogan is: Ready? You deserve it. This is not good, ummmm, those girls teach I will love, that abs guy taught me to be perfect. Yes, this is a brand-new advertising slogan. I am so talented! The primary school culture of Monkey Planet invented a brand-new king-level advertising slogan that is popular all over the universe in 0.25 seconds."

After He Ming finished typing quickly, he waved his hand, and everything was immediately operated by Huade Liu at the highest speed. Of course, the human beings on the earth don't know it yet. Their first source of news is also a large number of abs. No one would have thought that He Ming's typing meant that the grand event had finally opened.

So first of all, the long-awaited advertising models of all kinds of "alien" in the universe, they have been waiting for countless years.

I think I have the big breasts, big ass and beautiful legs that the earthly father admires so much, but I can only watch the earth with my eyes, and spend the eternity of eternal life in the poor and helpless hometown. Lord of the Earth, I love you! Although you will never know!

I think I have the buttocks, buttocks, buttocks and buttocks that the richest women on earth covet, but I can only watch the earth, and spend eternity in the poor and helpless hometown. I love you rich women on earth! Although you will never know!

ps: the first update. (To be continued..)