Chapter 324 Ancestral Worship Party

Came to the county where He Longhao went to school.

I saw a large number of fireworks that have been set off directly piled up on the street, there are hills of fireworks everywhere, and firecrackers are left everywhere on the road. The environmental protection workers must be very busy.

The streets were full of people, and there were lights and festoons everywhere, which was extremely lively.

It doesn't look like this from a high altitude.

A group of people went directly to the new home of He Longhao's two girlfriends, Meimei and Linlin, the best big villa in the city.

Due to the Lantern Festival, I just moved today. However, according to He Longhao, the sister Hua's family finally decided to live in Songjiang. He said it was for better education for future generations, but he actually understood...for better enjoyment, this place is okay except for girls, nothing else.

Light LV bags can only be bought in three versions, pirated version, street stall version, and small workshop version.

The sisters followed He Longhao, and He Longhao followed He Ming, so they naturally ascended to heaven and entered the era of riches. Just becoming a superman has many privileges, and the monthly salary is 10 million yuan...

Naturally, Fu has distant relatives in the mountains.

Today, of course, the house is full of relatives and friends, and there are a lot of guests. Taking advantage of the atmosphere of the Lantern Festival just after the Spring Festival, come to the door to make friends and get some benefits.

There is no need to register directly, just drop from the sky above the villa area to the uninhabited green land, and go straight to the destination.

The arrival of He Ming's group of people made sister Hua overjoyed, almost bored to death, now it's all right, husband, you can stand up on the court, don't you claim to be the number one eloquent in the He family.

This time it was He Longhao's turn to be dumbfounded, because this time he came here, he only brought a few small gifts, a few small jewels for his father-in-law and mother-in-law, just as his own wishes.

Unexpectedly, there are so many guests, and in this home, He Ming is the guest, and he is the son-in-law who came to the door... In the end, he was surrounded by a large group of people and kept complimenting him.

"Help me!" Seeing the crowd, He Longhao cast a look of pleading help, He Xiaoqian covered her mouth and snickered, He Ming couldn't do nothing, and He Longhao, who came to the door for the first time, lost face.

So I took out a bag of gems from the backpack on my body, from the world of the dead, the grains are perfect, as big as a small orange, and they definitely cost hundreds of thousands of yuan per grain.

There are thousands of grains in a heavy bag, which can be used as a gift to relieve distress.

He Longhao was overjoyed to accept it, greatly overwhelmed the addiction of handing out gifts, and he was full of prestige, only then did he understand why He Ming always loves to give gifts, it feels so good.

"Give me, give me! No way? Only some food? Impossible, where did the gemstone bag come from!" He Fang grabbed the backpack and looked through it. There was nothing good at all. He Ming turned his hand, and a perfect diamond the size of a baseball appeared in his hand.

She opened her mouth wide, snatched it away, hid behind Zhou Qingyun and the others, admired it secretly, then poked her head out and said, "I convince you that your method of hiding things is the best in the universe. Don't use some devil baby. Right, right, Space bag!"

He Ming shrugged and said, "I also admire your reasoning. Sherlock Holmes, who was born four hundred years late, Conan Fang! It's a pity that you guessed the result, but you couldn't find it."

"Really, I appreciate your eloquence, but it's useless. You'd better hand over your 'criminal evidence'." He Fang didn't believe it at all. She took the big diamond, came out and turned He Ming's body up and down, and even grabbed the steel belt. Beating on the ground, delusional to identify whether it is a space zone.

The wives saw it very happily, the two belts are too ugly, why are they wearing them, it would be nice if they were broken now.

He Ming also had a happy smile. Can you break the belt of a powerful god and demon? Hahaha! Hurry up and go to bed, dreaming is still possible.

After staying for half an hour, I picked up my sisters and went to He Ming's hometown. At this moment, night fell, and Yangjia Village was a paradise of fireworks. It was broadcasted by hundreds of radio stations around the world. The golden blood of extravagance and squandering.

Fireworks and salute manufacturers are going to die of laughter. The consumption of the He family is equal to the consumption of a city, and non-high-end goods are not sold.

Little firecrackers, that's an insult!

It is worth mentioning that more than 99% of Huaxia's fireworks are currently imported, from countries such as Asan in the south.

Because China strictly prohibits felling trees, the wood is getting more expensive every year. If you want to make fireworks, the cost is not as cheap as buying Asan goods directly.

Therefore, the Asan fireworks market has been greatly prospered, which is a relatively important income in foreign exchange. Of course, Ah San lost more and more lives every year because of making fireworks...

In Hejia Village, there are folk art teams, dragon dance teams, etc. everywhere, but the audience is zero.

A large open space before He Ming's afternoon meal has set up a luxurious stage regardless of cost. Here is the real big deal, a private Lantern Festival party. Stars from home and abroad, including Dahan Smecta Girls' Generation, have arrived, more than 100 big stars have appeared, and dozens of Uranus superstars. The Four Heavenly Kings of Xiangjiang, Long Cheng, etc. are not a problem.

So the news came out, and the sensational talk, the live broadcast of Chaoting Channel, Malanshan Radio Station, and Le Siyu Radio Station laughed to death, which is equal to the ratings of the Spring Festival Gala, which is amazing!

"This is the star list. It was completed after discussion with your family and relatives and friends, and spent money. There are also foreign countries, including the most popular girl group in Hanguo, Girls' Generation, and the national beautiful girl IU. They spent tens of millions of yuan in appearance fees, which is the highest in their history. Fee. Some male stars in Hong Kong, including Leslie Cheung, Huade Liu, Long Cheng, etc., do not require appearance fees. The representatives of their managers met with me, implying and begging, I hope you can promote and promote tonight, the head of Hama Gong. "

After Chen Ziqi finished his report, He Ming looked at the list and said, "Not bad, wait a minute, why didn't Michael, my favorite spacewalker, come? Ask him to come here immediately, and I'll pick him up with a disc."

Chen Ziqi took out his phone and asked the staff in charge of this matter, and then said: "Chief, you mean that big star Michael? He has a weird personality and ignores the maximum appearance fee of 10 million US dollars. He asked for a life treasure that can restore him to his normal appearance Treasures. So pissed off your family, they T-dropped Michael."

He Ming shrugged and said, "Okay, it's okay if you don't come. I wanted to kill Michael in seconds, which surprised people all over the world. Because I have already surpassed him, and my spacewalk is a devil's spacewalk!"

Of course it is the magic glasses download, once mastered, all movements are millions of times more than Michael, very gorgeous, full of incredible dance charm, it is the top dance in the world of the dead.

It is a pity that only the physical fitness above half god can complete those movements. So Michael is not He Ming's opponent if he has divine help. One is the primitive society, and the other is the atomic society, there is no comparison.

Looking at the list, He Ming showed a playful smile, "Leslie Cheung, Huade Liu, Long Cheng... All the male stars, they want to practice Ha Toad Kung Fu? Well, I make an exception! All the male stars who participated in the show this time, regardless of Everyone from home and abroad will participate in the practice of Ha Toad Gong tonight. It will be at the temporary airport at 11 o’clock. Since the mountain road is difficult to walk at night, I will pick them up with a disc. Tell them not to take the risk of going there by car.”

He Ming is thoughtful, but of course he also has a sinister mentality. Leslie Cheung, Hua De Liu, etc. have become hunks, and there must be more scandals. Today I went to Gillian's boudoir for a day and a night.

Tomorrow, I will hang out with a good sister and a good sister in the hotel for ten hours before coming out.

There must be more incidents of explosions.

At that time, I will also have entertainment to watch, right?

After all, now, serious mainstream newspapers and obscene tabloids are all reporting on themselves.

I was very excited at the beginning, but then I got bored and I wanted to watch the news too.

I know better than you what I have done and what I haven't done, and you report this shit.

For example, today, everyone knows that I accept the sovereignty of the archipelago, why bother, all TMs are special reports. Just eating an apple, a group of boring military and current affairs experts analyzed endlessly, such as why they want to crunch and eat Maple Leaf Country, for example, this is the beginning...

sky.

He Ming finally understood that being a human being is really painful. Car shocks, field battles, school ghosts, anime wife love action movies, playing with Zhou Qingyun in a dirty public toilet and drinking milk are all out of the question. I was spotted by a group of people as soon as I got out of the car door...

"Abs guy!!!"

The banquet started in the evening, and this time there were a lot more guests, including Yang, Hu, fans of Brother Abdominal, some businessmen, etc., could come in, eat and drink for free, and get 10,000 red envelopes.

This was the idea of ​​a wicked uncle of the He family, who used money to lure Yang and Hu to participate. Otherwise, they feel uncomfortable recently, and they will never come, embarrassing for a high-level banquet that they have never eaten? Absolutely not.

Come and send 10,000 to the whole family.

Anyway, He Ming pays the bill. For him, ten thousand is equal to ten cents.

He Ming took a few mouthfuls of food, and at the invitation of the big stars, he took the stage as a matter of course. Because the big star knows how hot Brother Abs is now, and the audience doesn't want to see him, it will be different if he pulls Brother Abs, and this will be a qualification in the future!

When Long Cheng went down, He Ming drank a bottle of high-end red wine and said loudly to the new Hua De Liu: "Brother Hua, it's great that your mouse loves rice, I will never forget it."

"Ah?" Huade Liu smiled when he heard the news. He is really a gentle gentleman. He maintains his demeanor under the witness of people all over the world. He Mingcheng is in stark contrast to He Ming, who is pretending to be drunk and lewd. Especially Huade Liu is of medium height, but his waist is very straight. Straight, this is very stylish.

As for He Ming, his waist is seldom straight, and because he is the life of a god and demon, he looks like an extremely strong humanoid cheetah lazily waiting for its prey.

In contrast, Huaxia people, mainly fans of Hua De Liu, immediately broadcast the live video, etc., saying: "Andy Hua Tsai is still handsome, brother He Ming with abs is good at everything, and his energy is not good enough."

This is a stupid act, which was immediately swallowed up by the fans of Brother Abs, and the ancestors were insulted tens of millions of times.

After all, with more than one billion fans, hundreds of millions of loyal fans, and tens of millions of brainless fans, it can be said that the Internet is invincible, and it is impossible to say anything bad.

After spending so much money, I don't know how many lives have been saved. They still don't go online and try their best to protect brother abs.

This is the fan of the most solid interests.

"That's not my song. But I can sing it. Sing it together?" Hua De Liu Rumu said in a spring breeze, the smile under the hooked nose was too lethal.

The main reason is that He Ming agreed to practice Ha Toad Kung Fu for free, and the male star was so elated, someone immediately put it on the Internet to publicize it. Let the stars who did not participate in this show cry, of course it is the male star.

600 million RMB, 100 million US dollars! Come out to act, who the hell has this amount of cash? Michael, the number one in the world, can't afford it!

Ordinary people don't know you, and we don't know that each other is glamorous on the outside, and investing in a building inside will encounter a fucking economic crisis.

"Let's have some music, let's sing!" He Ming yelled coolly and freely, just looking at Fan'er, he was definitely on par with Hua De Liu Guqi. At the moment, they sang "Mouse Loves Rice" together, and the two men sang a love song duet, which was evil enough.

But this was just the beginning, and then he sang with Leslie Cheung, pretty boy is really dedicated, over 50 years old and still so young, He Ming wondered if he ate the treasure of life?

Then he sang love songs with some female stars. It has become someone's concert.

He Ming's voice is flawless, and his singing skills are not bad. He is a popular singer, mainly an idol group. Because he is super handsome, he is definitely the number one on the blue planet.

But he can’t change his old problem. He likes to change the song automatically after the beginning of the song. The first line is still singing that perfume is poisonous, and the second line is singing that we workers have strength!

"Ah, what a big tree..." The backstage staff looked around, which song do you want to sing?

When singing love songs, He Ming ran to sing red songs, "The five-star red flag is fluttering in the wind~~~"

A newly-promoted female queen beside her, known for her straightforward temperament, immediately made a dumbfounded expression of shrugging her shoulders, stopped singing duet, and said with a microphone: "What are you doing?"

It's a pity that she misjudged He Ming's brazenness. He Ming sang a few lines, but because he forgot the words, he returned to our workers' strength, and finally changed to: "... I was conquered by you like this, I think it's a good show for me The curtain is over. Thank you, I'm done singing, I'm over!"

Walking down the stage, he waved and shouted: "Goodbye, my friends who support me, my abs fans in front of the TV. Don't forget that I have been on this stage. Although I failed this summer, next summer I will come back. I will never say never! Finally, I wish you all the best in this summer. Thank you!" He pursed his lips and pretended to have a desolate expression of a disastrous exit.

this summer? Never say never? It took a long time for everyone to realize that He Mingzai failed to learn Super Boy and left the stage.

Immediately, the young people at the scene, as well as the Chinese people who were watching the Spring Festival Gala in front of the TV, laughed together, tears and tears came out.

People all over the world laughed wildly after reading their translations in their own countries, and reading all kinds of superman's exit announcements that were immediately sorted out and posted online.

PS: The second update, please collect and recommend.