Chapter 471 Do You Think You Are Greater China?
Chapter 471 Do you think you are Greater China?
It is exactly the same as many people, especially friends from the same background. He Ming once had a prejudice against the inspection by the leaders, and inexplicably sneered at it, because at that time there was no expression of envy, jealousy, or hatred, or I will give you a lung!
Therefore, whenever I see the leaders shouting and embracing in front of the TV, and exchanging greetings with the compatriots with sad faces in a majestic way, the sad faces will turn into smiles after a while, and cheap tears will be added. He Ming sneered, the choice is to change the channel. Too lazy to laugh and just switch channels after watching too much. Later, when I became obsessed with the Internet and didn’t watch TV, I saw a leader’s inspection or democratic elections on the Internet, and I immediately clicked the mouse, ah, the world was quiet.
I remember that He Ming, who had just entered university at that time, once sighed why our domestic democratic elections are like a martial arts conference where a group of lunatics and bumpkins smash their heads. Instead of being like the US emperor, my god, what a spectacle, a kind of national dignity emerges spontaneously.
However, walking in the ice and snow is extremely lively. There are more and more houses everywhere, thicker and thicker houses, which are the gathering places of high-oil corns that grow to be more than 2 or 3 meters high. At this moment, He Ming finally I understand the problems that I didn't understand in the past.
First of all, leadership inspections are very important. Leaders, especially top leaders, do not seem to do anything. They don’t drive cars, mop floors, and spend hours concocting delicious family meals to surprise their wives after get off work.
But after becoming a leader, He Ming found out what it means to manage everything in a day, and what it means to be a stupid monkey born to rule. A piece of high-oil corn is rotten, and it needs to be researched and traced...
This is still the country with the highest work efficiency and the best organization in the world, and it is still a dictatorship. Compared with the so-called democracy, the opposition is watching fiercely. What can the ruling party do?
Skipping work aside, anyway, He Ming has never personally made a plan, personally do something, procrastinate as long as he can, and can’t procrastinate, "Very well, you have a bright future, so the organization (me) has taken a fancy to you, You're going to take on a heavier burden."
However, inspections cannot be done by others. This is a must-do job for national leaders, and it is also one of the occupations of modern national leaders. The reason why a certain General Kim managed the dynasty like an iron bucket, and the result of the latest unification war was that the residents in the pre-cut off area fiercely resisted. As soon as various humanitarian organizations came out, the land was not cut off, and South Korea was compensated with resources.
There is no way, weak countries have no diplomacy. The boss behind Citi is practicing internal strength, so he won't stand up to you.
And the root cause of all this is that General Kim maintains one of the most inspections in the world,
It can also be said to be the diligence of the country's leaders. This satisfies an interesting phenomenon, visited by a ruler at the top of the pyramid, lovingly condolences to a monkey at the bottom of the pyramid.
It is impossible for that monkey to be praised by the same monkey at ordinary times. The praise and approval among the monkeys is sent from the lower class to the upper class. Then the people of the top class kindly condolences to the monkeys at the bottom. They must feel a truly earth-shattering sense of identification with the leader, and the cohesion of the country is born naturally.
He Ming didn't know this in the past. Although he studied psychology and behavior intensively, he still chose mental illness and personality disease for his future career according to his taste. He didn't have any research on collective psychology and imperialism. With Solomon's knowledge, a stupid ant becomes a wise giant.
So he knew a little bit about the really insignificant brain cells, and he understood that the leadership inspection satisfies the desires that mortals cannot be satisfied in daily life, such as the recognition that the little devil always said, which belongs to the most basic desire of human beings, and realizes personal value. The desire to be recognized. And the leaders of the country agree with you, and you have reached the sky in one step, and all the anger and admiration have disappeared.
This is why the residents under Solomon's rule suffered from tyranny and heavy taxes, but they always miss him.
A leader can be corrupt and do nothing, but he cannot be separated from the most ruled. Another name is: the masses of the people.
The upper level is separated from the lower level, so the middle level is the middleman who manages the lower level on behalf of the higher level, and people with ulterior motives deliberately rule in a bad way. To arouse the anger of the subordinates, thereby overthrowing the regime, and putting oneself or one's descendants in power, of course, in the process of subversion in "troubled times", the life of the whole family can be saved as a prerequisite.
Therefore, the leader's inspection is an act of paying very little and gaining a lot, but He Ming has nothing to say, ****, as for it, the uncle provides you with delicious food and drink, and also gives you a high salary every month. But good, fuck, do you want me to comfort you? Who will comfort me? You ordinary people are expressionless when you see strangers, even one is quite uncomfortable. Every time I see a group of emotional strangers, I can't help crying. Do you still have to smile and sigh in your heart?
Oh, I hate myself, I was so stupid in the past, I thought it was best to be an official, especially a high official among high officials. As a result, I now find that the struggle in officialdom novels, the immovable spirit of high officials, is called nonsense...Officials are just ordinary people, a relatively advanced part of the state machine, and they are too busy However, it is still a semi-democratic and semi-dictatorial socialist country. It wants to show off its prestige, but there is no reprimand from the top, because it has already climbed to the position of the national leader, and it still swallows the CIS status. Now the leader is a superman, so the only way to go further is to wait for the boss to go crazy and retreat.
Naturally, there is no "boss" scolding for such a status, but the contemptuous eyes of the carbon-based monkeys can't bear it. It's embarrassing.
He Ming now understands how helpless he feels when Franklin and other presidents put on flattering smiles during the presidential election of Citigroup. Serve the people but be elected by you laymen?
Hence the joke about Greek politicians. For the sake of the superior, he desperately promised various benefits, but in the end, there was an economic crisis and he wanted the European Union (EU, European Union) to help solve it.
He really deserves to be a selfish Caucasian who keeps saying that he does things by himself and lives on his own. Once there is a crisis, there is no moral integrity, just like air, which exists but never existed.
"Oh, it's so rich. It seems that the comrades have a good diet." Like General Xue Jin's inspection, he must go to the cafeteria. It is definitely not to show off to the outside world that we have a good diet, but to observe the diet of the bottom class, especially the diet of the army. If the latter are hungry, they will be in chaos, which means political danger to the military dictatorship.
As far as I can see, more than a thousand chefs are distributed in dozens of rows of very warm houses, and various foldable stainless steel square tables, or long square tables are filled with Chinese, Russian, and grassland countries and other delicacies.
There are many famous Chinese dishes, mainly northern dishes.
Large portion, high fat, strong taste of Russian dishes, such as the famous Russian potato dish with a variety of smoked chicken, grilled lamb chops and other meat.
The diet of the grassland country is simple and high in calories. They like to eat big meat and barbecue, so KFC in the United States is already one of the favorites of the grassland and other ethnic groups.
Due to the high physical labor, KFC and other high-calorie products just supplement nutrition without getting fat, and have a longer and fit body, which serves multiple purposes.
Due to He Ming's sudden attack, the appearance of cooking is not a show, but a daily diet, which shows the good welfare of the Corps. Of course, everything is based on the unlimited wealth of Brother Abdominal, which is too much money to use up.
It's meal time now, and many "soldiers" are eating and drinking together. He Ming can't tell who is a veteran and who is a recruit, because neither side has weapons. From the expressions, they are all very happy, but thinking about going to jail, they can get a high salary. , Gao Fuli, everyone is so happy, right?
He Ming signaled everyone to continue to eat and drink, and then walked to a group of Huaxia people "kindly" and asked: "Comrades, how is life? Do you need anything?"
This group of Huaxia people can see that their physique has been strengthened rapidly under high-intensity labor and high-nutrient supplementation, and the darkness between their eyebrows does not belong to soldiers, and the ferocity that has been subtracted shows that they are a group of "recruit soldiers."
This group of people is excited, and the state leader condolences to a group of prisoners?
Encouraged by the winks of several leaders, a courageous middle-aged man shook his head again and again, saying: "No, no, this place is great, we get a lot of money every month, a lot of benefits, and after the transformation is completed, we will become rich. , I can’t believe it! And these eating and drinking, I didn’t have such a diet in the past New Year’s Eve, I sent the photos to my family, and I couldn’t believe it, we seem to be on vacation! Yes, vacation!”
The recruits nodded one after another, and He Ming was "deeply relieved", cursing in his heart: "F*ck, you stupid monkeys are all on vacation? What are I doing? What a crime!"
"Very good, very good. If there is a request to the organization, the family will report it directly if they have difficulties. The Corps will definitely help you solve it."
"Long live brother abs!" A young man shouted, "It's very tiring to work, why don't you practice a toad kung fu?"
"It depends on your performance."
Then, go to the side of the Russians. Due to the language barrier, unless you have a deep friendship, you will not get together. You see you, and I see the same food as mine.
He Ming was equipped with a universal translator early on, and then said in a proficient, beautiful, pure, and noble Russian: "Comrades, how is life?"
The Russian man's temperament is like ice and fire. At the moment, he is too "shy" to speak, and only his happy expression shows that life is indeed in heaven.
He Ming was short on time, so he patted a young Russian on the shoulder and said "affectionately": "Little comrade, work hard, the organization will not treat you badly. In the future, you will be a farmer, and you will have a car, a house, everything."
The young Russian nodded. He Ming saw that he was only fifteen or sixteen years old, and he was over 1.86 meters tall, with no beard on his excited face. It must be that the young people were too impulsive to join the riots and wanted to make a fortune, but in the end they really made a fortune in the Corps.
After inspecting several dining places, He Ming went to the place where the little supermen were eating at Chen Ziqi's suggestion, and a group of little supermen just came back.
Stepping into a large flat house, I saw more than a dozen tables twice the size of the folding metal tables I saw just now. There were mountains of delicacies on them, large slices, large slices of various steaks that a family of three would need to enjoy in a day, and already served here, The Chinese King Crab (Desert Sea Crab), which is deeply loved by the Chinese people and makes the scalp of the Russian people tingle, disappears one by one in the stomachs of little supermen.
"Hi, chief!" Seeing He Ming coming in, the little supermen stopped eating and cheered to greet him.
He Ming said the same thing with a smile on his face, "Comrades, how is your life? Do you have any needs?" He said in his heart: I really want to play games, mine is tired, and taking a nap is better than this* ** Strong bullshit. Where was my substitute from last time? Help me inspect it dear, I don't mind promoting him to a superhuman life.
"First-class life, full of energy, learn from the leader, serve the people, learn from the leader, transform nature into a granary!" Because of their different identities and strengths, the little supermen are not very nervous, and how many of them have their surnames.
He Ming said a few nonsense at the moment, and it seems that there is no problem, but think about what is wrong with being rich? What money can't handle, can his brother with abs handle it? For example, a woman's incredible mind? How to pick up girls? How can I become a superman who can fly?
He Minghui shrugged, pointed to the sky, and said: "When it gets dark, you lie down on the bed. In the dream, everything is there."
"Chief, we really have a small request. After becoming a little superman, the family members are so annoying, I hope we can improve, especially now that the chief has a surgery, an unpredictable surgery, the spring is beautiful, the beauty is beautiful, We think it's excellent..." A little superman whose appearance belonged to the son-in-law said with a flattering smile, the little superman surnamed He was very calm and didn't have this problem, because except for the little kid who just learned to suckle, everyone else It was Superman who came to life.
"Speak human words." He Ming interrupted.
There was a lot of laughter, and Chen Ziqi couldn't help laughing. Brother Young Master said sternly: "Chief, I heard that we count credit for our work. We don't ask for anything, just ask for a chance to have surgery for our family, wife, and descendants. Medium?"
"Medium." He Ming said with a high-spirited face, like a supreme doctor.
Shrugging helplessly in his heart: "Your father, do you think you are a big Chinese, and the smokers say Zhong? I think I used to be a free and happy hanger, until I got an arrow in my knee, and I got an arrow!"
Life is like a dream, even if it is as strong as a god and demon, it is also embarrassing to be hit by an arrow in the knee and fall to the ground with a plop.
Promised that after the completion of the transformation, there will be free quota rewards for changing the body, and then bid farewell to the happy little supermen. He Ming really needs to take care of everything. Next, go to inspect many gathering places. Return to Novosibirsk in the evening.
From a high altitude, despite the cold weather, there are many tourists, mainly the people of the original Chinese nation, as if the proud attitude of the master of the country is playing in the various places of interest in New Moscow - in this world, the CIS has just been annexed by China . So there are all kinds of face-saving projects, super projects, and many famous landscape constructions, so tourists are everywhere, and their expressions are so cool.
"Wait, the rebels, the guerrillas are gone?" He Ming was surprised, and continued: "What about the Commonwealth of Independent States in World War II? Heroes? It stabilized so quickly?"
Chen Ziqi smiled and said: "It's not the spirit of the past, and if the country surrenders, there is no possibility of unorganized guerrillas, not to mention the suppression of Yuanpan and Superman troops. About a week ago, there was no one in the CIS. There are resistance forces. Now, there are many tourists from all over the country, because they have visited the original domestic area, so now they can’t wait to visit the CIS. Anyway, there are Chinese everywhere, and everyone can naturally afford a pistol. It is convenient and safe.”
He Ming nodded. He is an otaku, so he doesn't like to travel, so he doesn't understand that the monkeys like to travel so much, but he must help the monkeys to have a good time and enjoy the life on the earth, because soon, after "death" Immortal life, even immortal life can't play in a dead world, let alone the entire Justice League.
He knows that there are many planar travelers who love to travel in the multiverse. I have to admit here that I really have the heart to kneel and lick each other to spend infinite time in infinite regions and travel infinitely. talent!
Chen Ziqi continued: "Moreover, our golden age is coming. On the vast land of 33 million square kilometers, there is the most fertile black land in the world in the Far East, the beautiful Lake Baikal area, the Black Sea suitable for vacation and recuperation, and the freedom is allowed. Immigrants, settlers, houses with limited and preferential prices, so people in the country are scrambling to buy vacation houses, land, and build a new wealthy life. An era of great prosperity has come. Chief, you have contributed a lot!"
"You really have a bright future." He Ming nodded happily, raising his head slightly, forming a 45-degree angle. This is touching, easy to seduce a chick's heart, and can - yes, prevent cervical spondylosis.
ps: the first update.