Chapter 553 The Devil Runs Away in Tokyo
After some messing around, "hear" ghosts and police activity nearby. M But no one dares to approach. Now is the era of ultra life forms, even an army is useless.
They come to die?
The masters of the Yamaguchi-gumi, a violent organization that usually solves troubles, escaped, and ghosts dared to go up.
"Hey..." He Ming laughed strangely, and saw that the sixth floor where he was at the moment was in a mess, and behind the collapsed and broken French-style sliding doors, there was a stone statue that weighed about a ton, which must have been used for worship. Just looking at the ugly appearance, you can tell that it is a historical relic of the little devil. So he grabbed it with both hands and flicked it, directly smashing the solid wall of the little devil and bombarding him downstairs.
It didn't take long for the little devils and the policemen to panic and scatter in all directions.
He Ming thought for a while, and the energy flow all over his body was increased to the extent that it could destroy matter, and then it was smashed up floor by floor, and finally disappeared into the sky. Possibly visible to the naked eye - so it's also impossible to identify him with the ability to fly.
"Cool...hahaha." Fly slowly over the world's metropolis, the prosperous sky of Tokyo, looming among the clouds and the moonlight. Thinking back just now, He Ming couldn't help laughing, it was really fun. The transformation of the little devil's expression from arrogance to panic is really interesting, vivid and charming.
Hehehe... what are you going to do next?
See how much time there is. The left hand did not forget to pretend, while the right hand touched his chin and thought. Little devil's entertainment? Have you ever contributed to a lot of arcade shops? Is it too boring? What's more, after my game is released on the earth, the arcade stores will probably go bankrupt, right?
Find a little sister for compensated dating. The most prosperous Ginza just now...not to mention that He Ming was just thinking about it. I don't need to elaborate on how ugly the little devil's girl is. A height of 1.65 meters is considered a tall girl... Just like the TV is beautiful and full of sexuality, in reality He Ming just saw a lot of little devils with a height of 1.5 meters, and the sex is male... So he is very pitiful for the little devils Yes, how difficult is the poor, ugly and rich life?
What's more, according to the research of earth scientists and earth monkeys, the number of offspring of little devils is the lowest in the world, it is extremely difficult to conceive, and there are signs of extinction. The country's low fertility rate is only slightly higher than that of a magical Chinese dynasty in a time and place that is implementing a policy of self-extinction.
"Ah, Niang Xipi. It's such a boring world." Without thinking of anything interesting, he casually landed on the top floor of a skyscraper. He Ming lay lazily on the edge of the roof, and took out an unusually beautiful dark green packaging The marijuana smoked against the growing moonlight.
It seems that God is very pleasing to the eye today. The little devil can become a macho under the moonlight.
When the cigarette is half burned,
He Ming's eyes lit up when he heard the engine sound of the motorcycle from a very far away, "His grandma, why didn't I think of... the runaway group, the runaway group. Oh oh oh, little Japan, look Behold, real men are coming! Remember this day forever, because the great abs man chained devils swept Tokyo yay."
Roll on the spot. He Ming turned down the roof. This building is close to 100 meters, and ordinary people will undoubtedly die. But to him, it was all cloudless, and with a flash of his left hand in mid-air, a motorcycle as big as a van appeared. Bare tires are twice the size of big truck tires. The whole body is full of wild pirate style, and every detail is full of blood and ferocity. There is a pirate flag flying from the rear of the motorcycle.
Everything is special material, luxury grade.
The power is steam atomic power, which has the characteristics of steam. The noise is astonishing, arrogant, and a street roaring in the middle of the night can make a city scold the street. Due to the fact that it is powered by atomic energy, the top speed can break the sound barrier. Pulling ten Boeing planes is a piece of cake.
"Hey, here we come!" Bang crashed to the ground, and He Ming stepped on the accelerator to the end. If you have done a disguise, you will not be able to see your true colors. Body shape... none of my business?
I am so noble and charming, gentle and elegant, full of light and love, how can the peace warrior ab muscle brother be so cruel and ruthless. Brain flooded with obscenity and sex. Donkey Warrior Bosozoku?
Poor Tokyo, the well-maintained roads have suffered. He Ming screamed strangely, sprinting and arrogant at a rapid and wild speed, and crashed into high-end shops on the street from time to time because of his indulgent speed, such as shopping stores and clothing stores. After screaming, the huge motorcycle crashed directly into the wall, leaving a howling noise, and the tail of the motorcycle, which was the size of eight basketballs, was specially made into a skeleton red light head and disappeared under the tattered pirate flag. street.
Arrogantly leave a memory that the carbon-based monkey will never forget.
"Oh oh oh, I am the king of the world. I used to be the XXX president of Nan Smecta. I hid the gold and silver treasures I searched during my tenure somewhere on the streets of Tokyo. Those who want to become the king of rampage, just Go find the big secret treasure." Speaking of messy lines, He Ming approached Akihabara where there were still many pedestrians. Thankfully, there was an audience, and it was time to get aggressive: sprinting back and forth, crashing into various stores, leaving heavy losses and various cries, and then returned to the street after screaming.
The little devils screamed and fled in all directions. Such a huge motorcycle, such a terrifying bosozoku... They felt that they did not exist in this "ordinary" world. For example, crashing into a wall at high speed, ordinary bosozoku need family compensation and a funeral.
But this guy... this guy shouted excitedly in Japanese: "I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm a monkey, Nobunaga, I'm coming, my lord, I'm coming!" Destruction along the way.
Then on a street, I saw a red Ferrari placed on the side of the street, and my eyes suddenly brightened.
Out of jealousy, He Ming screamed and used a huge motorcycle to crush the Ferrari back and forth into a thin red discus.
It turned out that the owner of the car who was shopping in the convenience store and the clerk were stunned at first, and then ran away—no way, this lunatic came to the convenience store to "chase and kill".
"Yeah! My youth is a bosozoku, my youth is a bosozoku. Don't be obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend, brother is just a legend, an eternal legend, only taillights and roar can be worshiped. Brother will always be a legend" singing loudly in Japanese Messy bro. He Ming stumbled into Akihabara's holy place for anime fans: Electric Town. This is the heartland. The performance is that there are more "more" people - of course there are usually more. But there is no way. Today there's a fucking idiot called abs. The more stupid monkeys all went to see "him".
So singing a messy song, He Ming destroys the shops in Electric Street at a frenzied speed, rushes directly from one to the other, and keeps playing with drifting, amazing flying over fifty meters, without any energy flow to help the flight, the motorcycle itself There is also no flight function. Instead, the motorcycle is turned on quickly with a little force, and after completing a parabola, it usually smashes into a building, and rushes out from the other side of the building in the blink of an eye——
Changing to an ordinary person is worse than five horses torn corpses. He Ming just turned into a dirty look, with cement dust everywhere, the distinguished Mr. Apple mobile phone, various comic books and so on.
But that's okay. Under the rapidity, these things will disappear in the wind, just for the hasty encounter in life.
"Oh—cops are you finally here? Too, so tearful. Seems like waiting a million years of solitude, and here you are. I believe, Baleno. Kill your way. Come on, fight ——????” Seeing a group of police cars roaring towards him, He Ming first played a drift that deeply damaged the road—after all, compared with the low-level monkey technology road, this tire is very... hard!
Then use the tail of the huge motorcycle to throw it into the wall of the building. Put your feet on the ground to raise the rear tire, and then start it can cause the spectacle of the tire roaring in the concrete building like tofu. And the supporting steel bars were rubbed by the tires to create an amazing fire.
It was in such a scene that was more awesome than the anime, He Ming shouted his lines in surprise, of course he used Japanese that respected the little devil.
However, he never expected that the police officers would get in the car and run away immediately after getting out of the car to see the situation here.
"..." He Ming was dumbfounded for a moment, and at this moment the phone rang in his mind. This is because it is placed in a private space dedicated to high-tech tools. When there is an incoming call, etc., you can directly remind yourself in your mind. And it can do mind processing—one of the favorite high-tech features of people in the world of the dead. without him. You can talk to your wife while using your thinking to talk about love with N milk.
It can be said that high technology changes life.
"What's the matter? I'm serving the people." He Ming said in Chinese with a flash of his left hand and the phone in his hand.
"Chief, come back, the ghost and the prime minister begged us for mercy: don't destroy their capital, please?" Chen Ziqi said in a rather helpless voice.
"What are you talking about? I don't understand at all? You want to say that I don't know whether you believe it or not, anyway, do I believe in logic?" He Ming pretended to be innocent.
"Please sir, the sound of your motorcycle proves that you are the current bosozoku. Come back. You are the only one with your size in Oni and I guess only the chief has such a bad taste. The more destruction, You will have to pay compensation afterwards."
"You are so smart. The sound of the motorcycle is because I am enjoying it. Does it mean that I have a one-night stand when a woman screams at a nightclub? This is too absurd. As a **** person, don't be too Superstition, seeing is believing. Well, I'm hanging up, bye."
"Okay. Chief, let me remind you that you'd better leave Akihabara as soon as possible. Your fans have already gone there. The information in Tokyo is very developed..."
"Of course. I'll leave soon. I have to admit that that kid is really crazy. I guess he is the number one bosozoku in Japan. Of course it has nothing to do with me, right? Believe it or not, I believe it anyway." Hang up the phone, put it away . He Ming rubbed his nose depressed, and then took a look at his physique. I'm sorry for your grandma. The normal door width is between 85 cm. The widest part of my body is 100 cm between the arms.
No wonder it's like a firefly in the dark, no, no, it's as conspicuous as a searchlight in the dark!
"Hey, I have to go." The super sense feels that there are countless fans coming from a relatively far distance, who can fight against zombie groups and the most powerful ancient Roman army. what.
So after throwing a drift on the street and knocking down the street lamp, he played flying again but didn't land, put away the motorcycle directly and "whoosh-boom!" Ordinary fighter jets pass over the heads of ordinary people at high speed, and the powerful air flow will crush ordinary people to death. This is why the parade leaders are surrounded by anti-aircraft guns.
so what. He Ming deliberately sprayed out the energy flow in a strong posture. Blow down the roof of a nearby building on the spot.
"I'm back." In mid-air, she took off her disguise, entered the high altitude to wash her body with water molecules, and then put on her original clothes and returned to the hotel. Absolutely nothing has happened on his face, the wind is calm, the appearance of a great man with a charming smile. Entering his room, He Ming yelled at Chen Ziqi and others, and sat lazily in front of the TV. These stupid donkeys are really boring. They have been working all the time while visiting foreign countries, and they don’t even watch a love action movie. Look, the TV isn't on either.
Chen Ziqi and the others glanced at He Ming and then at each other, with uncontrollable smiles flashing across their faces: "The bitter expression on the Prime Minister's representative's face just now is really interesting."
We are not fools. At this sensitive moment, who else can do that kind of thing except He Ming, who is full of evil tastes.
Physique, height is too obvious. What's more, where can ordinary Superman get the huge motorcycle that first appeared in the world? Just as the Chinese side understands that ghosts and those treasonous superhuman jackass digging ancient sites all day long have nothing but demons and ghosts. The Japanese side still doesn't know the most important thing about abdominal muscles is the growth of a hair?
Watching boring programs about myself, and not a single beauties, unlike Smecta's beauty anchor Duoduo, several of them make my mouth water, and I often wonder if there is a Chinese grandpa fighting a Goryeo goblin? Then when it was close to nine o'clock, He Ming flew away from the hotel window and headed for the emperor's family's territory. Of course, it wasn't for the purpose of visiting the Emperor of Heaven, who certainly didn't have any ghost emperors. It's just that Tokyo is very expensive. It's more difficult to find a place where the news can spread and the kid is absolutely crazy to practice Hama Kungfu.
So chose Tian Royal nearby. There are large scenic spots, the most important grassland... So when He Ming deliberately made the golden sun, the god of Hitler, he landed with his hands raised high and his face full of troubles.
The incalculable crowd uttered earth-shattering shouts. The sounds were so complex that even the universal translator couldn't handle it all at once. What were these stupid devils talking about.
The number is too many, it is estimated that there are more than 10 million people. After all, the men in Tokyo and the surrounding cities must have been surprised, celebrated, and expected by the female anchors of major TV stations. The whole world knows that He Ming is going to serve the people again.
Of course it's free.
And in connection with the characteristics of little devils, how much do they desire such a powerful "happiness" ability? Cut off a hand in exchange for the success of Ha Toad Kung Fu. It is estimated that many devils are willing. This is equivalent to losing a hand to save the happiness of a useless man!
More importantly, it saved a nation!
Romantic action movies are actually movies that we yearn for strong men. May I ask that the tough men in those movies are only seven or eight centimeters, but in reality we can imagine that they are only three or four centimeters!
...Now he can become a "big man" who is more than 20 centimeters.
Who doesn't want it?
Whoever stands in the way will be killed!
"Good evening comrades. It's a beautiful night with a lot of moonlight. Time is limited. Let's make a long story short. I come in peace, don't let the olive branch fall from my hands"
Did not land at the place arranged by the ghost and the government. Instead, he randomly entered a crowd, and then He Ming shouted. Fortunately, it is half a powerful god and demon, who can easily overwhelm the screams of nearby men and women, which is better than the sound of nightmares, and spread it far away.
"China and Japan have a long history of friendship, and regrettable incidents of Japanese aggression in modern times. But these will be made up now, and then let us create a bright future together with a harmonious relationship. Now let's start toad work , how to become a man, are you ready?"
Needless to say, when He Ming spewed amazing flames from his hands, the little devil was in pain and refreshed, and everything was like a group of demons dancing: the long-awaited most beautiful thing in the world finally came, what can I use to vent my excitement?
The little devils chose to strip naked, and once they succeeded, they would point at their redeveloped little brothers and cry and scream at the moonlight... while the girls wanted to get close to the abs brother. This led to the dissatisfaction of the men. The scene was extremely chaotic for a while. Until the ghosts and self-defense forces finally came in from the crowd to maintain order.
They have the same virtue as the US imperialist army. Let's start practicing Ha Toad Kungfu first—He Ming is sure that this is an order from the government. After all, practicing Ha Toad Kung Fu means having an army that will grow stronger and serve for a long time without training fees.
Because the aging of human body functions will become slower after practicing Hama Gong. Greatly improve the service life and sports life of soldiers, athletes, etc.
That's it. In the chaos, He Ming spewed out thousands of meters of flames, but the bushes near Tianhuang did not burn and grew better because of this. Countless women also benefit from it, and many wives are pleasantly surprised to see their wrinkles disappear in the flames. Can feel the increase of vitality. He even became more sensitive and heard the sound of blood flowing.
There is no way to describe the ecstasy. As a developed country, the little devil's woman has always been the most amazing consumer of cosmetics and health care services in the world except China.
Needless to say, Huaxia, the world's number one economic power, any so-and-so genius doctor who has some usefulness can become extremely popular overnight. However, if you are found to be deceiving, you will be fined and confiscated, and you will be imprisoned for many years.
However, the clever Huaxia genius doctor used something that definitely had a little effect to fool people, and played around the edges.
Anyway, Chinese medicine has been perfected in the world of the dead. Form a scientific and effective medicine similar to western medicine. Otherwise, we need to wait for the Chinese medicine research of taking genius medicine.
I don't know how many people have succeeded. Anyway, there are many, many, maybe millions. Anyway, they are becoming less and less concerned about their own strength. There were croaks everywhere. The ecstatic kid fell in love with his new body and new brother. They even jumped into the lake near the Imperial Palace to swim in groups. Destroy the Imperial Palace.
And when the effect no longer appeared, which meant that the local time had passed one o'clock in the night, He Ming shouted, "Okay, time is up, there is no effect, I'm leaving, goodbye." Immediately left with a "whoosh", Go to Malanshan City. Not long after, I waited at the airport in Malanshan City and cheered: "Brother Abdominal doesn't forget the working people." Delaying the operation of the elites for the sake of state affairs but not forgetting the toad work of the working people. It's really touching.
So the people of the world continued to enjoy the first two consecutive Hama Gong in front of the TV. Continue to envy and hate. The arrogance of the man who has succeeded in the toad kung fu is indescribable. Recently, there are no disadvantages in picking up girls. Of course, it is limited to the Citi American region, and there are not hundreds of thousands or millions of successful Hama Gong practitioners in other countries. A large number of men parade in front of the government every day: invite the abs brother to visit!
Your father, we also think, fuck, you invite to see? Will people give you face?
There are more and more men on the scene of success again, most of them come from the government, the military, their own employees, the unlucky impotence in society, etc. Anyway, they are almost nobodies. The big shot aims to become a super life form, so he disdains Ha Toad Gong. I am also afraid that after practicing Ha Toad Gong, I will not have my own surgery quota. That can be wronged.
"...Okay. Goodbye, I wish you happiness for the rest of your life." He Ming soared into the air, said with a smirk, and then amidst the excited shouts of men who said "surely be happy, or be as happy as brother abs" Rapidly rushed into the sky and disappeared.
Immediately afterwards, I found a wasteland and blasted a hole to go to the world of the dead. Go to the peninsula and fight with the mistress for 30,000 rounds? He was willing, but Mistress was obsessed with the beauty of science 24 hours a day.
It didn't last long in the planet mansion. Zhou Qingyun, who was the first to arrive, hooked her little finger and signaled He Ming to turn off his personal information, and then approached her eyes with love shining, and said softly: "Husband, we are getting married on April 12th, are you going to give me a gift?" What gift for me? Oops, I hate it."
He Ming saw that the beautiful wife's wife was wearing a charming dress, with a pair of super perfect and hot legs under a blue dress. The upper body has a deep career line that is always tempting. So he immediately turned into a werewolf, grabbed a pair of career lines and kneaded them, and said with a lewd smile: "It's so big, it's really big after pregnancy? I can't even grasp it with my big hands."
"What gift are you going to give me?" Zhou Qingyun grabbed He Ming's face so that his eyes met hers.
"What do you want? You want the moon for the moon, the sun for the sun, and the stars for the stars. I'm not one of those powerless mortals." He Ming smiled lewdly, and began to dig into Zhou Qingyun's shirt with his hands, grabbing the real thing. big beautiful white rabbit.
"I want a trip for the two of us. Let's go now, and it's almost a week. This is called once in life: travel when you want to go." Zhou Qingyun said, and He Ming immediately heard that she had been preparing for a long time , How can I disagree, let alone for Diaosi, traveling with such a beautiful and charming wife who is also true love?
What's more... He Ming laughed obscenely, there was a lot of fun on the way.
"Leave if you want? I like it, let's do what we want."
Sure enough, the beautiful wife who was touched so hard that she really loved her was kneeling between He Ming's legs as soon as she boarded the space-time shuttle train. There was the sound of zippering and then the sound of sucking...
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