Chapter 1039 Abdominal Brother Promises You: Don't Worry About My Work!

"Life changes people!" With a sigh and...I want to regret buying the medicine, Xue Hu straightened the neckline of the big red suit, and continued in one breath,

"In the beginning...it was very simple. We always wanted to change the earth and the life of human beings. We completed some trivial tasks, such as turning our country into the strongest country on the earth, and then went out of the earth to develop into the solar system. It is our task to maintain the great development of our country without being integrated into the Shanmeng system."

"But... our starting point is too high, and your influence is too great, it is unimaginable. Whatever we want to do is... everything is invincible, and it is more powerful here with the local earth. Thousands of powerful Times, tens of millions of times... So there are also a lot of future investors, a lot of historical celebrities who want to make friends, friends of ancestors, friends of friends, etc. "

"Then...during this process, we have many...stunning beauties, outstanding beauties from beautiful races such as the vixen race came to us. During that process...they used methods that we could not resist, such as heroes saving the beauty , for example, we have nowhere to go if we leave, and we..."

"us……"

"You are good people." He Ming ate his mouth and nodded inarticulately, "I understand, it's painful to be a good person. Diaosi and a good person can't refuse beautiful women, especially the most beautiful ones. Yes, you He is a good person, you can't refuse, and then you accept it. From then on, the prince and princess, the rich second generation and Bai Fumei, the marshal and Sai Jinhua lived a 'happy' life."

"...Can you stop looking lewd?" Xue Hu wished he could kill He Ming, whose face became more and more lewd when he was speaking. Of course, if he stands still, he knows that he will be exhausted and will not break the hairs of his defense.

He knows that no one can find this guy, he will definitely... gloat. And now it is.

But you can't find anyone without looking for this guy, he is so important, he has a world-renowned title, no, it belongs to this universe, the title of the honored universe.

Abs bro.

As long as he goes out, many troubles will become small problems. Then it became no problem.

"Keep talking." He Ming gulped down the extremely delicious delicacy similar to beef in sauce. Baked into the shape of a hat as big as an ordinary person, they are placed one by one on a plate as white as snow and colorful. On a large porcelain plate with extremely beautiful pictures. As soon as you take a bite into your mouth, you feel that there are so many tricks in it that you can't imagine, including all kinds of food, filling it like a beef world.

Awesome!

"Nimma, be serious!" Xue Hu sighed,

Continued: "Later... there were more and more women's temptations and so on. I'm okay. The wife I'm looking for is from here. She is open-minded and doesn't care about anything at all. But my elder brother and second brother are in trouble. They I can't get rid of those women anymore."

He Ming continued to "eat" until he couldn't speak clearly, "So. Are you looking for me to give me some benefits to deal with those women? Such as money, and treasures of life? For example, the chance to become a little Superman?"

Xue Hu rolled his eyes and said: "Please, they have already participated in the Little Superman operation, and now they are already superhuman life, oh, that is, demigod life. We also have a lot of life essence."

"Oh, it turned out to be those...excellent intellectual and beautiful beauties." He Ming recalled some stunning beauties that impressed him deeply, the stunning beauties in this world. That is really a stunning beauty that can overwhelm the universe. Xue Hu nodded. He Ming continued: "Then what should I do? Help break up?"

Xue Hu smiled wryly, and said sternly: "It's not that simple, the women of the eldest brother and the second brother are the same as mine, several of them are already pregnant! There is no possibility of abortion here. The ancestors will not agree at all. So ...The eldest brother and the second brother asked me to find you, and asked you to untie and untie the sisters-in-law."

He Ming shrugged his shoulders and said, "Do you really think I'm a friend of women? Really, it's impossible. How can I relieve others, you think too highly of me. Ask me to pay to solve the troubles, and I can still solve them. With money Problems that can be solved are not problems. Problems that cannot be solved with money are too inscrutable for me. By the way, how many girls have you found? Girls who want to be wives?"

Xue Hu rubbed his brows in distress, and stretched out a slap, "Boss is this number..."

"Fifty?!" He Ming blurted out, his eyes shining brightly, "Tall, it's really tall, but the righteous appearance of a gentleman quietly fucked fifty girls, treated them as his queens, and lived happily ever after All dogs know that their masters are always happy!"

"Please, how could that be so exaggerated?! It was five. At the beginning... two were rescued from the adventure together, on a primitive and backward planet; the other three were all the result of successive heroes saving the beauty and so on. Endure Can't help it...then find out that she is...and...you can't get rid of it at all, just like you meet a big beautiful woman."

Xue Hu said helplessly, He Ming can imagine the... "struggle" of the three Hu Bosen brothers. He is eating, drinking and having fun in this world. He really went to serve the people, at least he kept the spirit of serving the people.

After all, there are as many crises as opportunities in this universe. If you don't strengthen yourself, how will you protect the people on Earth in the future? What about serving the people of the earth? What about increasing the voice of this generation of earthlings?

However, the results of the "hard work" of the three Hu Bosen brothers are nothing compared to He Ming's fart, ah... Sitting at home, eating, drinking and having fun, there will be a powerful god and demon supreme falling down...

Of course, having said that, aside from these practical issues, He Ming knows very well that the reason why his wives are not allowed to pick up girls here is the law, and the rules will automatically warn them when they spend a period of time with an unmarried little yellow flower girl here, and then... ...There's no way he's messing around.

On the earth, it is not that the laws cannot be affected, but that it is unnecessary. Because in this world, the high-tech in the developed world is too scary. It’s so scary that you can investigate all the information about people who are not great people, and then use all kinds of smart high-tech to research... the tricks to pick up girls or seduce men.

Especially the latter, especially for a "rookie" like the three Hu Bosen brothers, it's simply...you can see it now.

That kind of big beauty is waiting for them in the backward planet?

vomit……

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"By the way, what's next? How many girls did my brother-in-law find? Just now I heard from my wife, Sister Ying, that my brother-in-law's wife, Fei'er, is crying."

He Ming was just asking casually. He didn't expect Xue Hu's face to turn into a green bile... After a long time, he stretched out a strong long finger.

"One hundred?!" He Ming pretended to be surprised and said with contempt in his heart, what the hell is just one?

However, Xue Hu almost jumped up and said, "How is it possible! It's... ten."

This time, He Ming really jumped up, "How is it possible? Yingyang found more wives than me in one go? He plans to marry them all? This is... too awesome! Idol. He really pretends to be a literary boy Most lecherous."

"Sit down, sit down and talk..." Pulling He Ming to sit down, Xue Hu sniffed. He licked his lips and thought about it: "In the end, I found four girls, five in total. Now. We have learned the rules from you, so that we can be tricked by beautiful women who have ulterior motives and we can't resist. Now, right now, We just need to solve one problem, no. It should be that the eldest brother and the second brother solve their family crisis. You must help us."

"How can I help? Use my identity to go out? Haha, you, no, you think too much of me. My identity is above the big shots. But... solve the fucking love, this kind of family crisis. Believe me. I'm no more powerful than a... shrew."

As he said that, He Ming's eyes lit up, and he pointed obscenely at many ancestors of the Ying family, "Brothers, you are so stupid, have so many ancestors forgotten? Let the ancestors take turns to persuade them. Wives are not... Listen carefully For example, I have not begged you for tens of thousands of years, but I beg you today. What a good excuse. Isn’t it? Dead people persuade you.”

Xue Hu said angrily: "Your uncle, I have used all the means. The boss is fine. If the two sisters-in-law hadn't been so persistent because of the second sister-in-law, they must have softened and could compromise. The second sister-in-law... ...She...she demanded that all the women be kicked out, and money and life treasures could satisfy the other party. Then...the second brother had a lot of money, and related laws. Only in this way can we continue to live. Otherwise... at last Bad move. And it's useless."

He Ming rolled his eyes, and immediately came up with a wicked idea, "I understand, I understand, I have a solution." After speaking, he continued to eat and drink with gusto.

Xue Hu said happily: "What, tell me quickly, what can you do?" He was so happy that he couldn't help but grabbed He Ming's strong arm.

However, He Ming once again wickedly took out a cigarette and put it on his mouth, and pouted at Xue Hu, who quickly "smiled" and lit the cigarette immediately.

He Ming looked like a wise man with "wisdom beads in his hands", puffed out smoke, and said "indifferently": "It's a very simple solution: those women are looking for you because of your money and treasures, they can just say what they want. Lao Tzu gave me all the supreme and holy Buddhist treasures. It’s not that simple? You can fool around first, and then you can have sex afterwards. Anyway, here... there is infinite time, a perfect life of immortality. In the words of a military strategist : Come early, fight slowly."

After finishing speaking, he smoked the cigarette in one gulp, spit out a long smoke ring, and then threw away the cigarette end. He Ming smiled with "hidden merit and fame".

However, in the smoke, he could clearly see that Xue Hu's "flattering smile" had frozen on his face. Gradually turned into... a scary donkey face.

"...It's useless! Those women won't leave us, even if we meet all their demands...it's impossible, they need us more than we need them. Just like your little wife will..."

Xue Hu actually has a lot of emotional intelligence, so he won't say anything that annoys He Ming or disgusts his little wife.

This is... an extremely advanced high-tech era, and it is also the base camp of Brother Abdominal. After the speech between the two of them, Xue Hu swore that no important person from the He family who was curious would take a look at it when they were bored. It was simply...impossible!

And the gap between him and He Ming is no longer on the earth, the gap between him and the other party is like... the gap between a celestial body and the sun.

So how dare you be rude? Retaining past friendship is the first wealth that can be enjoyed forever.

Otherwise, even if there is a relationship with Yingqun, they can't be friends.

"So... what do you want me to do?" He Ming became normal. He used the central optical brain, but was surprised to see that the central optical brain had no choice but to open a miniature light curtain on his retina. The miniature light curtain that Xue Hu couldn't see clearly, and then turned to some pictures-there were... a furious superhuman god who could destroy the earth, Yingyang's wife Yang Fei'er.

He Ming...has nothing to say about this, I really didn't expect Yang Fei'er to be so crazy.

But it's just... I found ten girls, as for it? In the time of perfect immortality, those perfect dead people. Which of your ancestors didn't find thousands of chicks? Have played tens of thousands of robot beauties?

The situation in this world is like...it is normal for a man on the earth to see a beautiful woman YY on the street and think about cheating.

"Brother and Brother asked me to come here and researched it before, using high-tech research. The most effective way at present is to persuade and persuade. We believe in your... eloquence. As long as you persuade the second sister-in-law to overcome this difficulty , I will... get used to it in the future."

"The problem now is the second brother's problem. The second brother's problem is that he is different from you. You can be positioned as a playboy at the beginning, and you have found many younger siblings at once, so the younger brothers and sisters can accept the present. And the second brother In the beginning, he was a good man for many years, and gave birth to two babies...all of a sudden. Ten...mistresses appeared, really suddenly. So...it's up to you."

After Xue Hu finished speaking, he patted He Ming on the shoulder with a face of begging, He Ming looked at him in surprise.

He will never see his own psychological thoughts at the moment, but he answered the question in my heart?

So it turned out that Yang Fei'er couldn't accept another cheap brother-in-law of a good man Ying Yang... suddenly fucked ten girls.

It's really... a role model for my generation of hypocrites.

Even though he thought so, He Ming also patted Xue Hu on the shoulder "lightly and calmly", since he couldn't hide, he had to... put on a good show.

"No problem, put it on me. Who are we with whom..."

He promised others to be different from ordinary people. Ordinary people clearly say hesitant words but then do their best.

And what happens after He Ming promises so?

Ended the conversation with Xue Hu. Hurry back to the wives to eat, drink and have fun. He also laughed at He Longhao's "scourge" who didn't know his parents were having a family crisis... the fat boy.

The little fat man seems to be crazy, riding a cartoon donkey all over the world. Little did he know that he had become... a laughing stock.

As time passed, Xue Hu became a little anxious, and also a little... for some reason, he calmed down.

"Look at He Ming... calm down, must have solved it?"

Thinking of this, he just laughed. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

However... seven or eight hours later. The reunion dinner is almost over, and He Ming is going to take Yingqun to have sex... The "promise" to solve the family crisis has long been forgotten.

What a joke. I want to serve the people, how can I... waste time on such shit?

However, Yingqun pushed him away, and said angrily: "I hate it, Xue Hu told me, you still don't solve their husband and wife problems? Hurry up, Mayfair is desperately using some high-tech, such as hiring super hackers to find My brother's position. And Brother Hu. Of course they hid from the earth to Shanmeng."

"This...should make us happy first. Only when we are in a happy mood can we serve the people. Especially for solving the problems of... young couples who have temporary conflicts, we need to be in a happy mood so that we can infect others." Just after finishing speaking, He Ming couldn't wait. Kissing Heroes.

Yingqun was gasping for breath, and managed to escape, "Idiot, hurry up and act. Really, I'm going first, I comforted my family, my sister-in-law, and now I'm a little tired, I want to rest. "After that, he kissed He Ming's cheek once, showed a bright smile, turned into a luxurious and deep passage, and went away.

He Ming shrugged, feeling rather regretful, wondering which wife to have sex with?

How about...serving the people? Ben Diao's eloquence is unparalleled in the universe, coupled with such a degree of holiness, it is really... touching, my friend of women.

As he was walking back, he saw two slender and strong figures falling in front of him... Xiao Hao and Xiao Hao crowded around He Ming one after the other, He Long Hao shouted: "Brother-in-law, today is Chinese New Year, there are many programs, you want to accompany us Play a shooting game."

"Yes, boss, today is the most important day of the year here. Playing games every day is so fast and meaningless. But this kind of festival...you must accompany us! Get many, many rewards. Many of them are this year limited edition."

Situ Haoran said, and asked: "By the way, what year is this year? Speaking of which, we have lived here from the earth for several years, right?"

"Who knows? It seems to be a certain year in the super era." He Ming shrugged, and He Longhao shrugged too, let alone.

Then He Ming thought for a while, and said: "Okay, let's go together, Tutu Tutu! I was busy pretending to be a giant on the earth just now and didn't kill a single bird. Let's go now."

After all, an emerald green light rolled up the three of them. Immediately head towards the base camp of eating, drinking and having fun. That is He Ming's study.

"Oh yes, that's great!"

"Okay, okay..." Xue Hu, who happened to see this light, immediately felt completely relaxed. He Ming is awesome. After the reunion dinner, he went...to help them.

He also thought that He Ming would have sex with his wife at first.

The tragic Xue Hu and the even more tragic Hu Bosen and Ying Yang behind him guessed the beginning again, but failed to guess the result.

...

Lying on the huge sofa, the three of He Ming quickly took out the virtual devices that were everywhere on the sofa and entered the virtual world.

soon. The whole world, that is, the real world, became blurred. In the end, a festive scene appeared in front of He Ming's eyes, and Xiao Hao and his house had been connected together. Form a large-scale town in a desert oasis. They are the masters here.

It's not easy, and only the top players who are spending crazy money can have such a living environment. It is still the result of the latest version, and there is no such result in the past version. And... If you win a major battle and capture a city, you can turn it into your own private city, which is the so-called legion stronghold.

It is usually done by a player army, and it is impossible to do it privately. After all, this is not the emergence of powerful gods and demons. An online game that sweeps the universe alone. It is a war online game with ordinary physical fitness, focusing on single-player shooting.

"My lord, welcome back."

The soldiers shouted excitedly. Xiaohao skillfully selected missions, and there were so many missions in the New Year, the two of them watched... panicked, "Oh my god, too many missions were wasted. Let's choose a simple attack and defense battle of the twin towers in the night."

After He Longhao finished speaking anxiously, he immediately chose a task skillfully. There is no need to seek He Ming's opinion. He has only played it once and is not familiar with it at all.

He Ming can't help it, there are so many good games, so many that he can't imagine, he dare not play virtual games... He is not as happy as Xiao Hao, but a... perfectionist who wants to serve the people.

"Okay! Boss is going in!"

"it is good--"

Before He Ming finished speaking, the surrounding scene became blurred in an instant, and then he appeared in the vast night sky as God. The festive building seems to have the power of an invisible god, or the gods of the East. Two 30-story buildings with little difference have been built.

Quaint, full of red lanterns, and Huaxia wooden buildings with various cornice structures.

Buildings to be precise. After all, it is thirty stories high.

Of course, in the old days, it was impossible to make a thirty-story building out of wood.

After the building was completed, a piece of information quickly appeared in front of He Ming's eyes, to the effect that: Chinese New Year is coming, a new year, a new beginning, so... Prove yourself with blood. The winner gets it all!

This is followed by a series of limited editions, that is, only available for today's event... rewards. Including limited edition clothing, weapons, vehicles, and even... jewelry and more. More or less, millions of species, completely killing a cf on earth for New Year's Eve... a little fart reward,.

Of course, they are all virtual items composed of programs and data.

In the virtual world, no matter how much powerful god and demon essence you eat, it will not improve the physical fitness of mortals in reality.

"Great! I'll go in first!" Situ Haoran excitedly shouted a word before entering the battlefield. He Longhao nodded to He Ming, also entering excitedly.

What else can He Ming do, go in immediately... The scene changed drastically again, and he became a living body that is much better than ordinary people, but still an ordinary life.

The environment is in an antique oriental style, and it is in a bedroom. It's just that this bedroom is an arsenal...

The next moment, various gunshots rang out from the building where he was and the opposite building, and He Ming quickly lay down on the ground.

The walls are just... wooden partitions, which can't stop stray bullets at all. No wonder the introduction said that the bullets can penetrate the entire building and hit each other. If there is no obstacle in the middle.

While lying on the ground, He Ming looked around, and soon he was fully armed, 7, 4 automatic rifles, and a sniper rifle...***, there is no bullet bag here.

But it's okay... He Ming started to use the sniper mirror to hide in dark places and look for enemies everywhere.

The feeling of being beyond reality made him feel good.

And in my mind... a promise that just blurted out, those credits of "Brother Abdominal Muscles, you can rest assured that you can do things"...don't care.

Xue Hu, who is full of expectations, is doomed... to feel sad.

His elder brother and second elder brother are doomed...to escape.

ps: The second update.