Chapter 32 ??Hey Hey Hey! Justifiable Defense!
Chapter 32 Hey Hey Hey! justifiable defense!
"Huh? Why doesn't it hurt?"
The servant holding the bow and crossbow subconsciously closed his eyes, and opened them again in confusion after a while, still feeling no pain in his body.
"boom!"
"boom!"
"boom!"
There were several more gunshots.
The bow and crossbow attendant didn't even have time to close his eyes this time, and the gunshot startled him again.
But he suddenly came to his senses, and it seemed that there was no need to close his eyes.
Because the bullets fired by Jiang Li didn't hit a single one, they all deviated from his body, they didn't have the slightest lethality at all, and the hit rate was extremely impressive.
At this time, the servant on the ground was also clutching his chest, trying to stand up with a confused face.
It's weird.
He was obviously shot in the chest at zero distance, and subconsciously screamed and lay down on the ground, but it was incredible that there didn't seem to be any pain in his chest.
Although the inherent spiritual equipment in fantasy form has zero destructive power to the body, there will still be some pain.
And the sound of the gun that hit his chest just now didn't seem quite right...it seemed a bit jammed.
Jiang Li raised his foot and put it affectionately on his chest.
His face turned angry, but he quickly recognized the reality, and he lay on the ground obediently and remained motionless.
"Congratulate me, I am a very merciful person, even with my gun, I have become very merciful, that's why I didn't shoot you!"
That's my gun.
The servant lying on the ground said a word in his heart.
Also, you are obviously not good at hit rate, so don't put gold on your face and say something about the gun of mercy.
Of course, he didn't dare to say this in person, for fear of being kicked again.
"Do you still want to fight again?"
Jiang Li glanced at the attendant under his feet and the student Gao Mada at the side, and then cast a sharp gaze on the attendant holding a crossbow not far away.
"Snapped!"
Without saying a word, the other party threw his crossbow on the ground, raised his hands above his head, and made a gesture of French military salute.
die laughing.
The three of them teamed up and two of them were eliminated in an instant. It was impossible for him to win the fight alone, so let's simply admit defeat here to save himself the pain of flesh and blood.
"very good."
Jiang Li nodded, and put the Bu Lingdao back into his body.
Inherent spiritual equipment is essentially an ultra-high-density magical crystallization, which is extremely hard, and it will not be damaged even if it is bombarded from the front by a tank. At the same time, it can appear and dissipate freely according to the will of the cutter, which is very convenient.
"I recorded everything you said just now, including your slandering me as a scumbag and the first attack on me. As long as I stab the chairman, you will at least be suspended from school. You should understand that, right?"
Jiang Li took out the student handbook in his pocket and opened the recording interface.
In fact, Jiang Li didn't record the part of slandering the man as a scumbag, because it came a little late, but the three of them obviously didn't know, thinking that Jiang Li had already recorded the whole process, their faces were full of panic.
Student knights are not allowed to casually summon unique spiritual equipment.
Unless there is permission from the teacher, or on a specific occasion like the training ground, any student knight who summons a unique spiritual outfit without authorization will be punished by the school.
Depending on the seriousness of the circumstances, those with the lightest punishment will also be suspended from school, and if it is more serious, they may even be expelled from school.
Not only that, but the fact that they summoned the inherent spiritual equipment without authorization will be written into the file and registered by the International Federation of Magic Knights, which will become a life-long stain.
"If you understand the seriousness, don't harass me again in the future, otherwise I will expose this recording. I don't need to emphasize what will happen to you at that time."
Seeing the expressions of the three of them obviously becoming timid, Jiang Li nodded in satisfaction.
"Speaking of which, do you have any money with you?"
"Bring, bring a little..."
"That's good."
Jiang Li grinned, a bright smile appeared on his face.
"Hey hey, self-defense! Hand over the money to me!"
Three people: "..."
Are you the bad guy, or are we the bad guy?
The three of them didn't dare to resist, they gathered all the money they had on their bodies and handed it to Jiang Li.
"By the way, what's the name of the novel you read before?"
Jiang Li accepted the still warm 20,000 yen, and suddenly remembered something, and asked his classmates from Rengao Ma University with a serious face.
"The horse breaks the sky."
"..."
"Uh... is there a problem?"
"No, of course not!"
Jiang Li shook his head seriously, with admiration on his face.
"You can tell by the name that it is a very interesting novel. I don't know what kind of author can write such a good book. He must be a person with great taste! In this impetuous age, listening to it like this will make people lose their minds There are not many good works that are noisy, you should cherish them!"
But already a eunuch.
And what did you say before about third-rate novels and off-the-wall authors? Why did you change your mind so quickly?
Before the students from Rengao Ma University had time to say that, Jiang Li had already turned around and left.
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"What's up!"
Jiang Li was very surprised and dropped a curse.
He really didn't expect that the Xiaobailiu fantasy novel that he brought here to make money back then, but ended up aborted by accident, is still remembered by people, and it has been included in the play to that extent.
Thinking about it carefully, he did include many famous scenes such as "You are here", "You shouldn't be here", "But I am still here" in the moving novel, "Thirty years "Hedong, Hexi for 30 years, don't bully the young and poor" There are also many elements, no wonder I felt the lines were subtly familiar before.
A little touched.
Let's rob him less next time... Bah, it should be to defend him less legitimately.
Jiang Li squeezed the 20,000 yen he just got, and his face was full of joy.
To be reasonable, he has been short of money for a week. Although he cooperated with Kagami Kusakabe and took a lot of model photos for her to sell, it will take a lot of time for those photos to be sold. There is emergency money. Very good.
"However, the representative selection contest is about to start, right?"
Jiang Li walked out of the path in the forest and returned to the teaching building area, his expression quickly collapsed again.
The selection battle needs to be prepared in advance, so the official start is in the second week of school, that is, three days later, and the battle mechanism is completely random. The executive committee randomly selects the battle list, and the opponents will not be announced until before the competition.
Today is Friday. If there is no accident, the list of the first round of matches will be released on Sunday at the latest.
Jiang Li was very worried about this.
Needless to say, the reason is because of his "luck".
Why did the gun jam before it was fired? Why did he step on a branch? Of course, it was because of only 1 point of luck.
Unexpectedly, under this mechanism of randomly publishing lists, Jiang Li's luck will let him know what cruelty is!
The opponent in the first round is Ikki Kurogane? Or Stella Vermilion... What's more, directly confronting the senior sister at the beginning?
"No, I have to think of a way!"
Jiang Li was shocked, and secretly made up his mind.
No matter if it was a duel with Kurotsune Ikki or Stella, Jiang Li would not be afraid, and at worst, he would make sure they knelt down and begged him not to die.
But confronting his senior sister was the result he didn't want to see.