Chapter 268: A Peach Blossom Pinch (2)
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"There's something wrong with this guy. After peeling the shrimp for the elementary school girl, he peeled the shrimp for my daughter-in-law!"
"Who cares about him peeling shrimp!"
Amidst Lu Ben's indignant complaints, there were several more peeled shrimps on the plate in front of the boy.
"Isn't it? He's still peeling? Is he peeling this time for the elementary school girl, or for my wife?"
"Please, please, it's for the elementary school girl, for the elementary school girl..."
Before reading "To the Elementary School Girl" for the third time, Lu Ben felt a chill rushing towards his face. He shivered, looked up and saw Lin Jiage's cold gaze, and immediately had a smile on his face: "...Fuck the elementary school girl! Elementary school girls don't care about his peeled shrimp!"
Lu Ben, who was desperate for survival, reversed what he said forcefully, and then began to talk about the main point in the next second: "Boss, it's not the same thing if it goes on like this, we have to find a way to stop him!"
"You have to know that the near water is the first to get the moon. Although he looks crooked, his behavior of peeling the shrimp is very considerate. I heard that girls are easily moved by such small details as boys..."
Lin Jiage looked at Lu Yuanben in disbelief, thinking he was lying: "Are you sure, girls will be moved by such small details?"
"I'm sure!" Lu Ben puffed out his chest, with a look of complete confidence: "Just because I stayed up late recently and read five romance novels written by the domineering president, I can't be wrong!"
Lin Jiage looked at Lu Benn, apart from disbelief, there was also an expression of looking at an idiot.
Lu Ben continued to defend himself: "Boss, have you ever heard a saying that if you know yourself and the enemy, you can win every battle? The reason why I went to see the domineering president is to understand the psychology of girls and learn what they are obsessed with, so that I can be better. Good to chase the cold and warm..."
"...Let me tell you, there is a lot of knowledge here. Some heroines are moved because the aunt's stomach hurts and the hero helps her warm her stomach. There are also heroines who carry her back because the heels are broken. She's heartbroken..."
"...Besides, boss, how dare you be sure that girls won't be moved by behaviors like peeling shrimp?"
Although Lin Jiage didn't believe it that much, he was moved by Lu Benn's last words.
I would rather kill by mistake than let it go!
Thinking about it, he glanced left and right, then found a fat middle-aged man next to him with oil all over his face, approached him, and said a few words in a low voice.
Then the uncle returned an OK gesture, stuffed the shrimp in his hand into his mouth, and walked towards Shi Yao's table while chewing.
Soon, the uncle walked up to the boy who was peeling the shrimp for Shi Yao and Leng Nuan, and shouted "Dear" to the boy with a flattering smile, then put his arms around the boy, and pointed his face at him Go kiss, while kissing, the uncle also said: "What a coincidence, I met you here, do you know, after you left me that night, I have been thinking about you every day..."
The uncle hardly gave the boy a chance to speak, and hugged the boy tightly on the way.
Lu Ben witnessed the eyes of the people at that table looking at the boy, full of horror and astonishment...
Until the uncle and the boy separated, and when the uncle left, he accidentally knocked over a plate of shrimp that the boy had peeled.
Lu Benn, who had a panoramic view of this scene, opened his eyes wide and was shocked for a long time before turning his head and giving Lin Jiage a thumbs up: "When it comes to pinching peach blossoms, I won't accept anyone else, but you! Boss, you are simply Pinch the peach blossoms!"