Chapter 356: Eat the Best Food, and You Will Be the Best Among Dogs (2)

Xia Shangzhou, who was stabbed inexplicably, was instantly furious: "Grandson, can you speak? If you can't speak, you fart! Your farts sound better than your words!"

Lu Ben: "I'm telling the truth. Imagine that at a future party, Song Chaoxi will bring his wife, I will bring my wife, the boss will bring the elementary school girl, and you will be alone..."

Xia Shangzhou: "What's wrong with being alone? You are all married, and I am the overlord of dormitory 501!"

Lu Ben: "Tsk, are you sure you are a bully, not a bully?"

Xia Shangzhou: "You know what a bird is, there is a saying, have you heard of it, the person who eats the most food is the best among dogs, or the overlord for short, woof, woof, woof..."

"Now, I finally understand a sentence deeply, the humblest person is invincible!" Lu Ben held his forehead, looked directly at Lin Jiage, and changed the subject: "Boss, have you figured out how to confess your love to the elementary school girl?"

"No..." Lin Jiage shook his head: "...that's why I came to ask you."

Xia Shangzhou: "This... I haven't confessed to you before, why don't you ask Song Chaoxi? After all, he has a girlfriend in his freshman year..."

Lin Jiage rejected it without any hesitation: "Song Chaoxi's one is unreliable."

When Song Chaoxi was in his freshman year, he went out with his current girlfriend. The two of them drank too much, and then they made a bet while drinking. One said, believe it or not, I slept with you, and the other said, "You're awesome, come and sleep with me." Then the two people slept together, and then they were together... This obviously didn't fit with his and Soft Bun's personality!

Xia Shangzhou: "That's right. It's obvious that Song Chao Xio fell asleep first and then had feelings for each other. How on earth are you going to confess your feelings, boss?"

"This, I know!" Lu Ben volunteered and said enthusiastically, while clicking on his mobile phone: "At this moment, I have to rely on the novels I read. I have saved all the most classic confession scenes in those novels. , Boss, listen, I will read it to you..."

"In "Bringing the National Husband Home", the male protagonist takes the female protagonist back to their campus and confesses his love on the playground. The male protagonist made a lot of colorful lanterns and even got a very valuable diamond ring..."

"The male protagonist in "I Liked You Then" confessed his love behind his yard. He made a lot of balloons. Under each balloon, there was a love message. Then the male protagonist put the ring in his mouth and had sex with the girl. When the Lord kissed him, he put it into her mouth..."

"In "Billions of Stars Are Less Like You", the female protagonist confesses to the male protagonist, but I think it can be reversed. After receiving the award, the female protagonist stands on the stage of the award ceremony and confesses to the male protagonist. Confession of the century, what do you mean, I don’t want this world, I just want you..."

"Also in "To My Favorite You", when the male protagonist confessed, he dug out all the photos of him and the female protagonist from childhood to adulthood, and even made a helicopter to scatter rose petals..."

"..."

Lu Ben kept chattering for a long time, and then after he finished speaking, he said: "...Boss, you choose, you have finished choosing, leave the rest to me, and continue to use it when I confess to my wife."

[Digression: 9 years ago, on June 18, I entered the world of online literature. Today, nine years later, I enter the tenth year of my writing career. This passage from Lu Benlai can be regarded as a A brief review of the stories I have written over the years. Thank you for having a happy Dragon Boat Festival. ]