Chapter 502 White Lotus, a Good Bitch (2)
What a bitch, White Lotus... Who are you talking about?
Although the [Little Cutie of the Desolate Year] was still alive in the game, Lin Jiage immediately chose to reply to Shi Yao’s WeChat message: “?”
He could feel from the content on WeChat that Shi Yao was really angry...
Lin Jiage thought for a while and felt that the question mark was not enthusiastic enough, so he tapped the phone screen twice more: "What's wrong?"
A few days ago, when he was bored and scrolling through Moments, he saw a message posted by Song Chaoxi, the only man in dormitory 501:
If your girlfriend comes to you and tells you that she is upset by someone, it doesn’t matter what the reason is. What is important is that as long as she comes to you and tells you that she is upset by someone, you have to do it. The thing is to stand on her side without any reason and help her to make her unhappy by being as crazy as possible. If you can't do these, your end will be...
Below this passage, there is a picture of Song Chaoxi squatting pitifully on the side of the road in the middle of the night, feeding mosquitoes.
Although Soft Bun is not his girlfriend yet, he should learn from Song Chaoxi’s blood and tears and help Soft Bun to squirt Bai Lianhua, who is such a bitch, as crazy as he can...
Thinking about it, Lin Jiage moved his fingertips again and started typing.
【111111】: "Don't be angry, it's not worth being angry with this kind of person!"
As he was typing, Lin Jiage suddenly thought that although Soft Bun was not his girlfriend, she was his fiancée...
So, he quickly moved his fingertips and sent two more WeChat messages.
[111111]: "After all, there is a saying that if a dog bites you, will you lie on the ground and bite you back?"
【111111】: "Of course we can't do this kind of thing that would undermine our identity. If a dog bites us, we will definitely choose to beat him to death with sticks..."
[Yao Xi loves to eat ice cream]: "I understand what you are saying, and I also support what you say, but I am still so angry, woo woo woo..."
Immediately following this sentence, there is a row of "tears" emoticons below.
So many crying faces?
Lin Jiage continued typing without hesitation.
【111111】: "Don't cry, your tears are pearls. It's really a waste to shed tears for this kind of person who has walked here and there and drank water behind the toilet!"
[Yao Xi loves to eat ice cream]: "Not only did she drink water from behind the toilet, her head was also filled with water..."
【111111】: "Yes, yes, and it's still water from a smelly ditch."
[Yao Xi loves to eat ice cream]: “Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu While I was waiting for you to play the game, I only played for forty minutes. I dropped six of them into boxes in a row, and my mentality exploded... Wuwuwuwu..."
Well?
The mentality of playing games is crazy...
Lin Jiage was about to continue typing to help Shi Yao troll, but suddenly stopped.
After about ten seconds, another long string of text appeared on his screen.
[Yao Xi loves to eat ice cream]: "On that Huang Nian, he had a fan called Little Cutie. Every time when I was being chased or killed, she would call me Brother Nian, you Come and protect me, Brother Nian, I'm so scared, Brother Nian, I'm going to die, and then she tricked me to death like this..."