Chapter 790 793, Final
In his previous life, watching movies was just for fun, to see if the plot was amazing, to see if the heroine was pretty, and to scold the director for being an idiot. He dared to advertise that the heroine's clothes were pulled down a little bit to her shoulders, and it was unprecedentedly large-scale...
But in this life, after working in this industry, Sun Hao had a deeper understanding. Dancing with shackles and handcuffs was really not that fun.
Since Sun Hao had submitted the movie script of "Scent of Ghost" a long time ago, the film authorities highlighted the erotic scenes. If you dare to shoot according to the script, we dare to force you to cut it out. If you don't cut it, you won't be allowed to release it!
So, in this extremely difficult situation, Sun Hao thought of his idol Hitchcock...
In 1930, Hollywood issued the "Hays Code", which stipulated that any slightly stimulating scenes between men and women could not be filmed, so the very rebellious director Hitchcock started to do crazy things.
In "North by Northwest", the fat old Hitchcock made a kiss between the male and female protagonists, and then the camera turned, it was a montage of a train entering a cave!
In To Catch a Thief, the hero and heroine tease each other on the sofa and kiss passionately, but the next scene cannot be filmed. So Hitchcock gave the camera to the crazy fireworks outside the window, and the scene turned again, and the heroine had fallen asleep.
In Doctor Edward, the heroine came to the hero's door, and the two of them confessed their feelings to each other and hugged each other, but the next scene still could not be filmed. So Hitchcock made a four-door, one door after another, a hint of apricot shots. I won't tell you what the door represents, you can figure it out.
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With the bold demonstration of the predecessors, as a junior, Sun Hao naturally released his imagination on the set.
The scene of Wen Zhang playing with a pistol cannot be filmed, what should be done? The camera turned, and a greasy big mouth was frantically chewing skewers, one string after another. If the speed was faster, it might really be able to chew sparks.
The scene of Yang Qing riding up and down on the little black fat man cannot be filmed, what should be done? The camera turned to the fountain in the pool, sometimes high, sometimes low, and the last one sprayed directly into the sky!
What should we do if the camera cannot shoot the scene of Han Luo Gan talking on the kang? The camera turned to Luo Gan, who was wearing a waistcoat, pushing a wheelbarrow, trying to squeeze into a narrow doorway, pushing it in, out, pushing it in, and out again..., panting and sweating profusely.
"Hahaha..."
The students were so happy with such a fun shooting scene. We are all adults and we know what we should know!
Even the youngest Liu Yifei laughed so hard that she was shaking with laughter. I think she should have received a lot of early life education in the United States.
The students were happy, but the people in the film regulatory department were a little confused!
What should we do about this?
The film regulatory department has been established for so many years and there is no precedent, which can be used for reference and demonstration!
You said that the content shot by Sun Hao violated the rules, but it really didn't. All the shots were very normal.
You said that the shots were not illegal, right?
But it always looks so uncomfortable.
In this way, in the interweaving of joy and discomfort, time passed day by day.
Soon, it was January 27, 2003.
That afternoon, on the campus of the Central Academy of Drama, the crew of "The Scent of Ghosts" finally ushered in its final scene...
"Luo Gu..."
"Teacher Sun, what do you say?"
"Last night, I asked you to study Liang Chaowei's eyes. How did the study go? Especially his peach blossom eyes when he was flirting in front of the camera..."
"Not bad!" Luo Gu was very confident.
"Han Yu..."
"Yes, Teacher Sun." The weather was cold, and Han Yu, who was holding a cup of hot ginger tea in the snow, came to Sun Hao coquettishly.
Unexpectedly, Sun Hao was very fast, and he stretched out his hand. In an instant, Han Yu held the cup of hot ginger tea in both hands and it was in Sun Hao's hands.
Han Yu was stunned, and then blushed.
"Teacher Sun, what are you doing? People only drink this when relatives come, and there is brown sugar in it."
Sun Hao shook the teacup in his hand without changing his expression.
"Han Yu, remember?
When Yang Shuo rushed in front of you to tease you, your first reaction should be the moment I took your teacup away."
"Oh..." Han Yu's face became even redder.
"Oh, Teacher Sun, I understand. Do you mean that I was stunned?"
"Of course.
A boy came up to you with a household registration book in his left hand and a ring in his right hand and said to you, let's get married. Anyone would be stunned!"
At this point, Sun Hao, who was standing at the entrance of the teaching building of the Central Academy of Drama, clapped his hands.
"Pah pah pah..."
"Everyone is ready. This scene is the last one of our movie. We will try to pass it in one take.
After the scene is finished, everyone can have a holiday. The crew will gather at the Hong Kong Island Yinghuang Royal View Hotel on February 6, the sixth day of the lunar calendar. The movie "Joker" will officially start shooting on February 7.
02 Table Students in this class, after the holiday today, you can go home or bring your parents, brothers and sisters to Beijing to celebrate the Spring Festival. However, you must remember that the normal school opening date remains unchanged, which is the seventeenth day of the first lunar month, February 17th in the solar calendar!"
"Got it, director!" Everyone said in unison.
"Teacher Sun, is there a dinner party for the crew tonight?" At this time, a very abrupt voice sounded.
"There will be no dinner party. Each of you will be given 500 yuan as your travel expenses to go home. Of course, if someone thinks that 500 yuan of travel expenses is not enough, then you can also use this money to get together privately. I have no objection.
However, after drinking, you are not allowed to go to the hotel, whether you are with the opposite sex or the same sex. It is close to the Spring Festival, and the capital is cracking down!"
"Haha..."
Everyone laughed.
Scanning the whole room, seeing that everyone had no problem, Sun Hao nodded to Wu who had been waiting beside him.
"Action!"
Black Martin boots, blue jeans, white knee-length down jacket...
Han Yu, dressed like this, stood in front of the teaching building. Several familiar classmates came in and out, saw her and waved to her, and Han Yu just nodded.
But just as she was looking around, a muscular man in a black down jacket rushed over from the side and walked in front of Han Yu. Without saying a word, he showed the household registration book in his left hand and shook a small red box in his right hand.
"Beautiful classmate, although I don't know your name, I have noticed you for a long time, and your beauty makes me crazy.
So I decided to marry you and love you in this life!
Come, follow me!"
Hearing the crazy talk of the man in front of him, Han Yu was stunned, his eyes widened, he took a step back, and cursed:
"Who are you? Are you crazy? I have never seen you, and you want to marry me..."
But before Han Yu finished speaking, the muscular man stuffed the small red box into her white down jacket pocket, then grabbed her hand and dragged her out.
"Hehe..., beautiful classmate, let me tell you a secret. The one guarding the gate is my second uncle. When he was pursuing my second aunt, he was just as straightforward. He carried the female students in the school home and married them!
Uh..., who are you? Don't you know that a good dog doesn't block the road?"
At this time, someone blocked the way of the tough guy.
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