Chapter 243: All the Remaining Actresses Fill the Harem!

In the jokes Xiao Cui said, wearing underwear outside means that the three people in the theater of life are wearing waterproof jackets with an S Superman logo on them.

Spider-Man refers to the third issue, Sha Bei and Li Jingtian are Spider-Man, hanging a rope to wipe the glass.

Rumaoyinxue is the second episode of eating raw seafood, and the other items correspond to the content of the "Great Challenge" program. Xiao Cui's short paragraph completes the introduction of Yang An and the old hen who have become popular recently.

After teasing Yang An, Xiao Cui started teasing other people again. Song Qing and him sang together, and they really cooperated with each other tacitly.

Every joke is a good opportunity to introduce the guests, and also a good opportunity to show the basic skills of the host, which is much more interesting than simply introducing the names of the guests, and the audience also loves to watch this.

The first major category of awards, Actor and Actor Award, CCTV played a trick by putting more than a dozen finalists in a big collection. CCTV interviewed a lot of questions, and different actors had different answers. Humorous, sentimental The shortlisted actors for the VCR Awards were introduced for a few minutes, laughing, complaining about the director, and being cute.

After awarding a few less important awards first, it was finally the turn of the highlight, the Most Popular Actor and Actress Award.

Outside, Xiao Cui started to tease again: "I seemed to mention some non-human beings at the beginning, didn't I?"

Song Qing asked in a low voice: "Are you talking about Yang An?"

The audience roared with laughter, but Xiao Cui was unmoved at all: "Of course it's him! As I said, variety show hosts are like this, and they become savages when they do it. And everyone, don't doubt the existence of such creatures as savages. Some of the savages became scientists, some became judges, and of course most of the savages were moderators."

puff haha~

There were so many hosts in the audience, all of them were shot and fell to the ground vomiting blood.

Xiao Cui's words are actually very meaningful. In terms of the context before and after, it is actually his deep thinking about the host's career, that is, what is the host's job? A human being cannot be called a normal human being, but a savage!

He was making use of the topic to insinuate something!

This kind of high-level hacker, the host circle can understand it once they hear it, everyone's heart is bright, Xiao Cui is such a person, and his words are very sharp!

After everyone laughed and thought deeply, Xiao Cui continued: "Next,

Please welcome the award presenters Yang An and Hai Qing! "

The audience roared with laughter, and the Golden Eagle Award for Most Popular Actor and Actor was presented to Yang An and Hai Qing!

Under the light, Yang An was polite, and asked Hai Qing to take a step ahead, then leaned back slightly, gave way half a step, and came to the stage together.

After the applause stopped, Yang An took the microphone and asked, "Sister, let me interview you. As a wild man's partner, how do you feel now? Is there any pressure?"

Everyone laughed, Hai Qing really didn't get this line right, who knew that Xiao Cui and Yang An had been talking about the savage stalk all the time!

Hai Qing is still very thoughtful: "My feeling now should be the feeling of Beauty and the Beast..."

Yang An couldn't continue, he really wanted to laugh, and protested amidst the roar of laughter, "It's a savage, not a beast!"

It's okay if you don't explain, Haiqing covered her mouth and laughed, unable to continue.

Yang An sighed: "There is nothing wrong with savages. We six savages record programs every day and live quite comfortably. But the recording of the program "Savage Survival Guide" is too tiring. We want to absorb some fresh blood and recruit newcomers." .I found that there are many excellent seedlings today, for example, these are quite suitable on the big screen..."

Hai Qing became interested: "There are actresses on the big screen, what can they do?"

Yang An said: "Liu Tao can cook!"

coax!

Liu Tao laughed with the people around her. She was nicknamed "Good Daughter-in-law". Cooking is her specialty. If such a gentle big sister cooks, the Savage Gang will definitely be happy.

Yang An continued: "...Sun Li can do laundry..."

Sun Li smiled and touched her forehead, almost fainted. The washing powder and laundry detergent endorsed by the empress were also shot while lying down!

Yang An came again: "...Gao Yuanyuan can give us a baby..."

The applause and laughter erupted to the highest level, Gao Yuanyuan couldn't laugh or cry, and couldn't hide from the camera, so she could only act in her true colors, biting her lips and giggling, her eyes rolled, and the beauty of that ray of amorous feelings overwhelmed the photographer. The audience feasted their eyes.

Yang An waved his hand: "...the rest of the actresses will fill the harem! Three thousand wild beauties, long live the wild king!"

Ha ha ha ha!

The female stars who were selected as the most popular actress for the Golden Eagle Awards this year were all ridiculed by Yang An. Everyone laughed like crazy. They all knew that Yang An was the host of a comedy show. Unexpectedly, he would not even attend the Golden Eagle Awards Gala. Let it go, take every opportunity to be funny!

Hai Qing was also speechless, and asked, "What about the man? I see that every time you Savage Gang challenge you, it is very dangerous and difficult. Don't you need to add more powerful helpers?"

Yang An rubbed his chin and pretended to think for a while: "Actors are useless, not to mention wasting food, but also compete with us for actresses... Well, no one who is more handsome than Xiaodongbei will be accepted!"

If Xiao Dongbei, who is thousands of miles away, knows this scene, he will definitely cry!

The audience laughed loudly, and the audience watching the live broadcast in front of the TV laughed even more. Xiao Dongbei can't be considered ugly, but among the six men, he certainly can't be considered the most handsome.

Xiao Cui suddenly said: "Among the shortlisted actors, there are many uglier than Xiao Dongbei! Zhang Jiayi is uglier than him!"

Zhang Jiayi is obviously a handsome uncle, okay, Xiao Cui is making trouble!

Before Zhang Jiayi could react, Yang An answered quickly: "Then change the threshold, and anyone higher than Sha Bei will not be accepted!"

puff haha~~

The hall laughed loudly, and Sha Bei, who was sitting in the guest seat, stood up abruptly, climbed to his seat and stood, waving his hands and shouting loudly: "I protest! This is inhuman discrimination!"

Yang An answered quickly and said, "We are not human! We are savages!"

The audience laughed like crazy!

Yang An's stick directly killed all the shortlisted male actors, and his funny comparison with Sha Bei showed the tacit understanding between them.

Hai Qing covered her mouth and laughed: "Yang An, you are wrong. There are still many excellent actors among these actors. It is still very useful to join your Savage Gang."

Yang An asked, "For example?"

Haiqing called by name: "Huang Xiaoming! He is an excellent partner ("Chinese Partner"), and he will definitely become your good partner!"

Yang An suddenly realized: "You said Huang Xiaoming..."

Hai Qing smiled and said, "Yes, he's coming..."

Before Hai Qing finished speaking, Yang An put away his smile and said solemnly, "I don't know you!"

Huang Xiaoming, who was sitting in the audience, closed his eyes, not knowing whether to cry or laugh, everyone around him was laughing at him, and the camera also captured his expression and put it on the big screen, making the audience burst into laughter.

This is the script that was agreed before, Hai Qing became more and more relaxed, and said angrily: "How can you not know such a well-known actor? Huang Xiaoming is sitting below!"

Yang Jianjian was confused, and said haha: "Yeah, he came today, haha, it's so embarrassing~~ How about sister, let's do it again?"

The audience burst out laughing, Brother Yang, enough is enough, can this kind of thing happen again?

Hai Qing smiled and said: "Okay, I recommend Huang Xiaoming to join your men's gang."

Yang An was pleasantly surprised, and suddenly realized: "Hahahaha, so you are talking about Huang Xiaoming... I still don't know him!"

Huang Xiaoming, who was lying on the gun for the second time, couldn't even close his mouth with a smile. He was a well-known actor, and he was active in film and television. It would not be an exaggeration to say that everyone knows it. Yang An is a pure troublemaker.

Hai Qing was angry, and patted Yang An on the shoulder: "What are you doing? Do you want to offend all the male actors?"

Yang An argued: "Huang Xiaoming is more handsome than me, of course I don't know him! Find an ugly one, such as Zhang Jiayi!"

The handsome man clutched his chest with a distressed expression on his face. He was seriously injured by an arrow and was on the verge of death.

The entire audience only knew that their faces were hurting from laughing, and no one thought that today a savage stalk could be played with thousands of flowers by Yang An!

Xiao Cui and Song Qing were joking on stage, because they are the hosts of CCTV, and what they said was relatively formal and well-regulated.

But Yang An was just an award presenter, and he was a comedy show host and also a crosstalk actor, so the atmosphere on the scene immediately changed completely. The Golden Eagle Awards Gala seemed to be the scene of "Happy Comedian"!

Xiao Cui and Song Qing were sitting by the stage, their faces were smiling all the time, they hadn't returned to normal, and they felt sore and sore at this moment.

But there was no prompt in the monitoring channel, and the director team had no order at all, so Yang An and Hai Qing just let Yang An and Hai Qing talk nonsense on it.

The chief director Kang Jinlong has been paying attention to these things. Yang An's performance is within his expectations. The data from the ratings department is urgent. continue to climb.

In this case, a fool will shout stop!

Hai Qing is still struggling with this question: "Zhang Jiayi is my crush...ah no, I'm so mad at you!"

Hai Qing's mistake made the audience laugh even more from ear to ear, Zhang Jiayi smiled awkwardly, he will definitely be spoiled by everyone today!

Hai Qing changed her mind and said, "Then I'll find an ugly one..."

Seeing Hai Qing searching for male stars on the big screen, all the shortlisted male stars in the hall laughed, shouting in their hearts to choose me and choose me!

"...That's it, Guo Tao!"

Hai Qing stopped, and a middle-aged man stood up in the middle of the front row of the hall. It was Guo Tao, an old drama player, smiling with a bitter face. He was indeed not very handsome!

The whole audience booed, depending on how Yang An reacted.

Yang An was pleasantly surprised: "Guo Tao! I know you! Is Guo Tao here? Oh, it's down there! The Savage Gang agrees to accept you as a member, do you want to join? Don't ask, because you are not as handsome as us! Come or not? If I come, I will make a movie for you in summer, let you be the leading actor, and I will make you famous every minute, will you join or not?"

The audience is boiling!

Guo Tao was hit by the pie in the sky, and almost passed out in bliss!

Everyone wailed, Yang An is going to make trouble!

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