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Chapter 1,306 Dragon and Lion Dance? Dragon and Lion: MDZZ

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"It's okay. I'm a good and law-abiding citizen, so I won't do something as cruel as cutting off ivory." Song Shuhang retorted, "Actually, the other party cut off the ivory himself."

"You are a liar!" Fairy Sixth Cultivation said angrily.

"But that's the truth. Haha, it's actually like this. The Demonic Elephant Xuansheng just wanted to plot against me. He cut off his own ivory and cursed me. But the curse failed. In the end, I exchanged a pair of whale bones for I bought his ivory and made five or six times the profit." Song Shuhang explained the cause and consequences of the matter.

Fairy Sixth Cultivation: "..."

Reality is always more ridiculous than movies.

What’s going on with this illusion that ‘all the worlds’ are using various coincidences to send ‘eighth-grade weapon refining materials’ to Song Shuhang?

Is it really because she accidentally set the flag?

I just thought about it in my mind and tried not to say it out loud. Is this how I can raise a flag?

Fairy Sixth Cultivation was dissatisfied.

"With this ivory, we can refine the [Pillar of the Holy Elephant Commander] in the 'Thirty-three Beast Combination Magical Weapons'. By the way, the Pillar of the Holy Elephant Commander is a stick, right?" Song Shuhang said.

Fairy Sixth Cultivation shook her head: "It's just a pillar. How big it is will be known only after it is refined. You can study it yourself when the time comes. How to use it specifically. Okay, don't disturb me for refining the weapon."

The fairy wanted to be alone.

Song Shuhang: "Then I won't disturb Fairy Sixth Cultivation."

After his consciousness left the core world, Fairy Sixth Cultivator secretly wiped away her tears, swung a sledgehammer and a small hammer, and fiercely smashed into the 'Turtle Holy Shell'.

Now that she has accepted the 'reward', no matter how hard and tiring she is, she will definitely complete two sets of 'Thirty-three Combination Magical Weapons'.

She has a professional ethics.

I hope the Seventh Cultivator and the Fourth Cultivator can return safely soon, so that these two idiots can see how much she has suffered for them.

Every blow brought tears to her eyes.

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Song Shuhang's consciousness returned to the present world.

Beside him, Senior Bai's clone asked: "Shuhang, we can now lock the coordinates of the demon elephant through the 'whale bone'. After Doudou's wedding is over, should we consider giving it some color?"

"If you go over and fuck him now, will he be prepared?" Song Shuhang asked.

Senior Bai's clone pinched his chin: "That's right. I hope the other party won't throw away the pair of 'sacred whale bones'. In this way, after a few years, when my main body wakes up, we can go for a sneak attack."

"If I were the Demonic Elephant Xuansheng, I would definitely trade the 'Sacred Whale Bone' as soon as possible." Song Shuhang said.

Senior White's clone: ​​"But maybe the other party will refine the 'sacred whale bone' and insert it back into its nose as an ivory? After all, its own ivory has just been sawed off. In terms of hardness, your sacred whale bone is not weaker than His 'ivory'."

"Pfft~ Is this okay?" Song Shuhang couldn't help but laugh out loud just by imagining the image of the 'Demon Elephant Xuansheng' using whale bones as ivory.

At the same time, he also discovered something.

There are indeed some differences between Senior Bai's clone and Senior Bai's true self.

Especially when making some 'decisions', Senior White's clones usually don't make decisions themselves, but are used to listening to other people's opinions. Sometimes I am even used to receiving some instructions.

This is definitely the most enviable 'clone talent'.

"Senior Song, the wedding team is here!" At this time, Doudou [Soft Feather Version] on the golden throne shouted happily.

She sat the highest and could see the farthest.

Right in front of the team, a gorgeous wedding team was slowly approaching.

At the front, there is a huge lion standing upright, dressed in red, carrying a large gong on its forelimbs, and beating it vigorously.

Behind the big lion are two rows of monks with auspicious cloud flying instruments. They are holding tall signs with the word "囍" on them.

Next is the lively dragon dance team.

A cute girl held up a 'dragon ball' to guide the front, and behind her was a hundred-meter-long...dragon!

At this time, the dragon looked confused. Its head was decorated with two lifelike 'dragon whiskers', and its horns were also decorated, making its head look more similar to a 'real dragon'. Its body is also covered with red 'dragon scales', and two dragon legs are attached to the rear.

It looks extremely festive.

Under its body, there are more than a dozen suckers firmly attached to its abdomen, with golden sticks attached to the suckers.

More than a dozen young monks with fourth-level cultivation held these sticks and performed the 'dragon dance' seriously.

Song Shuhang has seen many dragon dance performances since he was a child, but this is the first time he has seen this kind of dragon dance.

"Hey, idiot, it's so awkwardly twisted that my waist can't stand it." Faintly, you could still hear the dragon complaining.

"I'm sorry, Senior Yuejiao, we didn't mean it." A young monk below stuck out his tongue.

"Follow the rehearsal, damn, who the hell came up with this 'dragon and lion dance' way of welcoming a bride?" Jiaolong grinned.

"Senior Yuejiao, you are doing pretty well, but our brothers are even worse." Beside the dragon dance team, there were six lion dance teams.

Like the 'Dragon Dance', the so-called lion dance involves two young fourth-grade monks carrying large lions. These big lions were being carried, spinning, jumping, and jumping constantly.

"You six brothers also lost yesterday?" Yue Jiao asked.

"Yes, it was evil yesterday. We, six brothers, encountered 'Tianhu' at two tables one night, so we had to pay off the debt with our bodies. Yesterday we met a master." A lion blinked.

"Do you think that guy yesterday was Chuqian?" asked another lion.

"I doubt it too, otherwise how could we brothers lose so miserably." Another lion said.

Yue Jiao rolled her eyes: "With me here, how can the opponent be so easy to outsmart? If you are not as skilled as others, you will lose if you lose. Oh, that idiot at the tail is in the wrong position. Believe it or not, I am a fool." Break you?"

"I'm sorry, Senior Yuejiao. I'm just a little nervous." The young monk said.

Because they are about to meet the ‘number one saint in a thousand years’, Xuansheng Tyrant of the Song Dynasty, the ‘second saint in a thousand years’, the Seven Lives Talisman Palace Master, and the sixth saint in a thousand years, the ‘White Saint’. In addition, you may also encounter the 'Thousand-Year Seventh Saint', the Seventh Cultivation Saint.

Being able to meet several of the most famous Xuan Sages in the monk world at once, these young disciples were excited.

"No matter how nervous you are, don't mess up the rhythm, otherwise don't blame me for destroying you." Yue Jiao gritted his teeth.

Damn it, the guy who came up with the idea of ​​'Dancing a real dragon, dancing a real lion' is mentally retarded.

But I have to say that the dragon and lion dances are very impressive.

The wedding team met Doudou's 'wedding sedan'.

Then, the dragon and lion turned around and the two teams began to merge.

The young monk who was performing the dragon and lion dance couldn't help but take a few more glances at 'Xuansheng Ba Song and Bai Sheng' when he turned around.

There is also the Seven Lives Talisman Saint Lord in the Immortal Boat behind.

I was so excited to see the Three Saints all of a sudden.

It's a pity that the Seventh Path Saint Lord is not present.

After that, the dragon and lion began to continue dancing, leading the way.

Those holding signs with the word "囍" mingled with the players of Doudou's demon sedan team who played, played and sang, followed closely by Doudou's golden sedan.

Behind them were several ‘immortal boats’ belonging to groups of relatives and friends.

The team continued to move forward slowly, getting further and further away.

"Senior Song, this dragon and lion dance is so amazing!" Doudou [Soft Feather Version]'s eyes were bright again.

Song Shuhang nodded: "It is indeed extraordinary."

"Anyway, if I get married in the future, I will definitely prepare a golden sedan chair, dragon and lion dances, as well as wolf and cat dances. It will definitely be very touching." Doudou [Soft Lady Feather Version] said happily.

In the immortal boat behind them, True Lord Jiao Ba, Master Snow Wolf Cave, and Young Master Phoenix Slayer suddenly shuddered.

"What's going on? You feel a little cold suddenly?" Zhenjun Jiaoba asked.

Snow Wolf Cave Master: "It's an evil sect, I feel the same way."

Mr. Phoenix Slayer: "I suddenly want to find a warm place to stay well."

After hearing this, Kuangdao Sanlang thought for a moment.

Then, Kuang Dao Sanlang took out a transparent goldfish tank. His goldfish tank was relatively large, about half a person tall.

The fellow Taoists looked puzzled, wondering why Kuangdao Sanlang suddenly took out the fish tank.

While he was thinking about it, he saw Mr. Phoenix Slayer get into the fish tank with a 'whoosh'. His body softly curled up into a ball, occupying the entire fish tank, and then his head emerged from the mouth of the fish tank.

Snow Wolf Cave Master: "..."

True Lord Jiao Ba: "..."

Lychee Fairy: "..."

Kuangdao Sanlang silently nodded, took out a notebook and recorded: "Sure enough, it's the same as what I saw on the Internet. Sometimes cats can't help but get in when they see a goldfish tank. The experiment was successful."

Mr. Phoenix Slayer: "Meow?"

The Loose Cultivator of Beihe rubbed his face - he felt that when Mr. Phoenix Slayer came out of the fish tank, it would be the end of the Three Waves of Crazy Sword.

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The wedding team and Doudou's sedan chair gradually moved away and disappeared.

At this time, another team carrying a golden sedan appeared from nearby.

This golden sedan is exactly the same as the one in Doudou, almost exactly the same.

Even the configuration of the wedding team was similar to Doudou's.

The fox demon Dugubai quickly climbed onto the golden sedan: "Plan B, successful. Hurry, hurry, hurry, we don't have much time, hurry up and get to the wedding venue. I can't wait to marry my master."

"Your plan B is quite reliable. No one would have thought that the previous wedding team was fake." A bald master laughed out loud.

"There is no way. Plan A was accidentally seen by Zhou Li in the 'Dog Catching Gang' chat group, so Plan A can only be abandoned." Dugu Bai said.

After he climbed onto the golden sedan, he transformed into a Pekingese, and then put on the same red dress as 'Doudou'.

"Are you ready?" the bald master asked.

"Everything is ready, this time we must let fellow Taoist Dugu Bai successfully embrace the beauty." A handsome swordsman in white said.

"Good friends, I remember everyone. I will never forget this favor!" Dugubai said, patting his chest.

Who says there can’t be true friendship online?

Most of his buddies and sisters met online, but every one of them is a true friendship!

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