Chapter 3138 So, Don't Die!
【3q】,!
However, no matter how much Sanlang urged, Mie Feng could no longer see it.
He was no longer reading the news in the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group'.
After entering the platform of "Sacred Revelation in Front of People", Young Master Feng Slayer's body instinctively moved - he was like a model under the camera, subconsciously posing some handsome poses, reflecting his most handsome angle in front of the camera!
Mie Feng is considered a handsome man in the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group', and even has a small reputation in the earth's cultivation world.
In the earth-centered cultivation world, he also has a group of little fans and fairies.
How to express his 'handsome' without dead ends has become his instinct and commonplace.
"Senior Phoenix Slayer." Song Shuhang beckoned to him: "Are you nervous?"
"Look at me, do you think I'm the kind of person who will be frightened by this kind of pomp?" Young Master Feng Slayer raised his head handsomely, just like the action in a shampoo advertisement, with flying hair, handsome and stylish .
"But your palms are sweating." Song Shuhang said bluntly: "As we all know, cats' sweat glands are not developed, and the only places where they can sweat are the pads of the soles of their feet."
Young Master Feng Slayer's handsome movements froze slightly—he almost wanted to lick the palm of his hand to check if he was nervous and sweating.
Fortunately, at the critical moment, he restrained his urge to lick the palm of his hand in time.
This is in front of the practitioners of the heavens and the world. He can't let Song Shuhang lead him into the pit and affect his image.
"Aren't you so nervous?" The opposite Song Shuhang laughed and said, "Actually, you will get used to this kind of thing, obviously, you will get used to it. Like me, after showing it eight or nine times, you can face any stage scene calmly. ."
Young Master Phoenix Slayer: "..."
Do you think that all of us can be like you, manifesting the Holy Spirit for seven or nine times?
"Senior White, do I want to choose the dragon pattern?" Young Master Phoenix Slayer didn't want to be led by Song Shuhang anymore, so he turned his head and asked.
"No, no, I have prepared yours, Doudou's, Jiaoba Daoyou's, and Xuelang's." Senior Bai squinted and took out the dragon pattern for the cats and dogs in the group.
"What kind of bg does Senior Phoenix Slayer want?" Song Shuhang vaguely felt that he was being neglected by Young Master Phoenix Slayer, and asked aloud.
"I refuse!" Young Master Phoenix Slayer waved his hands again and again.
The bg proposed by the pharmacist before was too stupid. When each daoist was affixed with the dragon pattern, a different bg would sound. One or two would be fine... After more, I always felt a little embarrassed.
Song Shuhang retracted his palm regretfully.
After counting interest.
Senior Bai affixed the dragon pattern for Mie Feng with his own hands, stretched out his hand and gently pressed it on his head, and said, "Cultivation well and destroy the phoenix. I have experienced many partings of life and death. In the past, every time I came out of retreat, I would always worry and listen to it again. There is information about the death of your fellow Daoist, but there is nothing I can do. Now, you have the Nine Dragons pattern... So, at least look at the realm of the immortals!"
Young Master Phoenix Slayer lowered his head,
Solemnly replied: "I will, Senior White."
Senior White showed a satisfied smile.
On the side, Song Shuhang remembered the scene shortly after he and Senior White met.
At that time, the white predecessors felt something, and seemed to want to close a long pass, it was estimated that it might be hundreds of years. At that time, Senior White also said something similar to himself - I hope that I can see myself who is still alive before leaving the customs next time.
The matter of life and death, Senior White has experienced a lot, but he has never been used to it.
"So, don't die, Senior Mie Feng, you will live longer than me!" Song Shuhang gently handed a 'liquid fat ball' to Mie Feng.
"Don't curse me, you are the way of heaven now." Young Master Feng Slayer took the 'Liquid Fat Ball', shaking handsomely.
wow~
The liquid fat ball turned into a white windbreaker and covered Young Master Phoenix Slayer.
He turned around handsomely and waved to Song Shuhang: "Although you were surpassed by you, as former seniors, we will not easily stop moving forward."
In the past, some members of the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group' may still lack a little bit of 'potential'.
But now, after the Daoji dragon pattern is supplemented to the nine dragon pattern, the potential has been filled.
The realm of the immortals...
It will be the target of every member of the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group'.
And this is also the fundamental reason why Senior White and Song Shuhang added dragon patterns to the members of the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group'.
Nine dragon pattern, nine products are promising, and the sword points to the realm of immortals!
When Mie Feng was handsome and put on a fat ball style trench coat and waved his hands in a dashing manner, a bg sounded.
This is the first bg with some touching atmosphere in the vicissitudes of life.
In this touching voice of the bg avenue, the figure of Young Master Phoenix Slayer gradually disappeared.
After Young Master Phoenix Slayer disappeared, the next figure did not appear immediately.
In the public eye, Tyrant Song Tiandao seemed to be making some arrangements to welcome the next member.
[The next fellow Daoist to appear is very special? Or a very important person? 】The audience in the heavens and the world is a little puzzled.
"Who is below?" Senior White asked.
"It's Senior Sanlang." Song Shuhang replied, "In order to prevent him from turning into a monkey and pretending to be Senior Ah Qi, I have to be on guard."
Senior Bai squeezed his chin and nodded in approval: "If it's Sanlang, you really have to be on guard."
The private exchanges between Tian Daobai and Tiandao Tyrant Song were not passed on.
But the Three Waves in this world can't wait.
Jiuzhou No. 1 group.
"Is it up to me? Shuhang?" Mad Saber Sanlang asked.
Why don't you pull me up?
"It's me after the three waves."
swoosh~
The figure of Mad Saber Three Waves was finally pulled to the platform of the 'Sacred Manifestation'.
"It's finally here, if it's any later, the words in my mind may be forgotten." Mad Saber Three Waves poked his temple lightly with his fingers.
"Senior Bai, do you want him to choose the 'Dragon Mark' of Senior Three Waves?" Song Shuhang turned his head and asked.
Senior White bowed his head and flipped through a stack of dragon patterns, and replied, "I prepared a dragon pattern for him with a sea wave pattern. Let's go directly to the next procedure."
"Wait, Senior White. I have something to tell Shuhang, it's a relatively private message." Mad Saber Sanlang hurriedly stretched out his hand: "Senior White, you need to block the effect of the projection of Myriad Realms first..."
"Do you want to chat privately?" Song Shuhang reached out and turned off the projection of 'All Heavens and Myriad Realms', and added: "Private chat will make you pregnant."
Crazy Blade Three Waves: "!!!"
He subconsciously covered his stomach.
For some words, it depends on who said it - people of different identities say the same thing, but the effect is completely different.
Ordinary people say [Come here, eat whatever you want] and the doctor say [eat whatever you want], the meaning is completely different.
The same is true of Tyrant Song.
The word "pregnancy", which was uttered in Song Shuhang's mouth, was particularly authoritative and deterrent.
"Okay, Senior Sanlang. What do you want to whisper to us?" Song Shuhang asked aloud after he turned off the effect of manifesting the saints in the heavens and the world, and put on the subtitle of [Take a break, come back immediately after the advertisement].
The cultivators in the heavens and the world stared wide-eyed, looking at the scrolling subtitles of "Saint in front of people", speechless.
The tyrants of the Song Dynasty deserve to be the existence that has ravaged the rule of 'manifesting the saints in front of people' on the ground.
Even if the sermon is immortal, he still refuses to let go of the interesting part of "manifesting the saints in front of people".
But - you're advertising me!
Don't just say no.
It seems that he sensed the thoughts of practitioners in the heavens and the world, and Senior White moved in his heart.
Then, he stretched out his hand and added a few small words under the subtitle Song Shuhang typed - [Golden Advertising Space for Rent].
After thinking about it, he also put the mobile phone number of Venerable Huangshan on it.
the present.
Huangshan's mother: "..."
"Da silly, don't say anything, just take the medicine." Doudou thoughtfully handed the medicine bottle.
"Don't eat." Venerable Huangshan said stubbornly.
Can't eat anymore.
...
the other side.
"Senior Sanlang?" Song Shuhang called out to Kuangdao Sanlang when he saw that Sanlang was silent.
Mad Saber Sanlang's fingers turned gently at the position of his temple, and then he began to read out the 'words' in his mind like a robot that had no idea.
As soon as he opened his mouth, he read the language of an unknown era.
To Song Shuhang's ears, it was a burst of quacks.
"An ancient language? Or a dialect of a certain world in the ancient times?" Senior Bai looked at Mad Saber Three Waves curiously.
This is a language family that Senior White has never heard before—there are so many languages in the heavens and the world, and it is normal to have never heard of it.
However, it doesn't matter if you don't understand.
He and Song Shuhang are now the body of heaven, no matter what language, even if they have never heard it before, as long as the three waves of the mad sword are finished, they can automatically understand the meaning.
The Way of Heaven is the 'cause' and 'root' of everything in the world.
Language is naturally included in this 'root and cause'.
"It doesn't feel like the language of the ancient times, it may be a language of the ancient times, or even more distant... For example, the era of the black dragon world?" Song Shuhang speculated.
The real name is envious of the tongue of the seniors of Sanlang, who can pronounce such a tongue-in-cheek language.
Back then when he was learning ancient languages, he wished he could have surgery on his tongue!
After counting interest.
Mad Saber Three Waves stopped the process of retelling, and moved his finger from his temple: "Above, the recitation is complete."
"Sanlang, who is the person who asked you to relay the whisper?" Senior White asked.
"Fairy Skylark, to be precise, is her immortal bone." Mad Saber Three Waves sat down obediently and replied seriously.
Song Shuhang was stunned: "Isn't Fairy Skylark appearing by herself?"
Fairy Skylark is also a member of the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group', and sooner or later, he will be pulled to the platform of the Holy Manifestation.
"She will appear, but when she appears in a while, she may not remember the things that I need to relay to you." Today's Senior Mad Saber Three Waves is not at all sloppy.
Cute and distressing.
Senior Bai instantly understood the meaning of Sanlang's words and asked, "He died again?"
"Yeah." Mad Saber Three Waves nodded.
The Skylark from the Xuannv Sect died again... Then, the black-haired Skylark appeared briefly and asked Sanlang to convey a few words to Song Shuhang and Senior White.
It is estimated that the blue-haired lark will recover soon.
After returning to blue-haired Skylark, he may not remember what the black-haired Skylark wanted to convey.
"Senior Sanlang, although Fairy Skylark is immortal, you must pay attention to safety when you play around, and don't add burden to Miss Big Tortoise and the others." Song Shuhang said earnestly.
"Only you are the least qualified to say this." Senior Three Waves reminded.
Song Shuhang: "..."
"Translation." On the side, Senior White smiled and stretched out his hand, dragging out the authority of Heavenly Dao.
The content of Mad Saber Sanlang's speech just now began to be translated with the help of the power of Heavenly Dao's authority.
One after another, meaningless syllables sounded from the void.
It sounds cluttered.
It's like pulling out a few words from the dictionary, shuffling, and combining them.
"What does this mean?" Mad Saber Three Waves, the 'reporter', was also at a loss.
"Multi-layer overweight, I have a solution." Song Shuhang thought.
His 'Talking about the Way of Longevity' was activated.
All the words translated by Senior White were thrown into the 'The Way of Longevity' by Song Shuhang.
His "Talking about the Way of Longevity" has Ms. Longluo coding behind the scenes.
as he guessed.
After the seemingly meaningless translation text was thrown into the 'Cultivation and Chat Longevity Dao', it began to be transformed into a projection screen, which was reflected.
Song Shuhang: "The black-haired Fairy Skylark is very cautious. She seems to be deliberately avoiding something?"
Senior Bai said, "Even the authority of the Heavenly Dao is within the scope of her avoidance."
There are several layers of overwriting in a paraphrase.
The projected picture shows a prosperous world.
But not today's 'all heavens and ten thousand worlds'.
"It is the world corresponding to the era of the 'Black Dragon World'." Song Shuhang explained.
When he was in the Black Dragon World, he had 'seen' this world.
Although the shape is different, the breath feels similar.
Song Shuhang once saw a whole world collapse, and a huge black dragon, with the last seed of life, cut through the sky.
"The ninth 'God' escapes, and its era is over."
There was no sound on the screen, but there was information hidden in the entire screen, which was revealed to Song Shuhang and Senior Bai.
Then, the prosperous world in the picture suddenly began to collapse.
Collapse without a hint of warning.
However, after the ninth "god" escaped, he did not start a new battle of gods and campaigned for a new "god" as before.
The world couldn't bear it directly, and it was completely over.
And this scene is the information that 'Black-haired Skylark' wants to bring to Song Shuhang and Senior White.
Today's 'All Heavens and Myriad Realms' is not the same as the previous 'Black Dragon World'.
However, in some respects there are huge similarities.
The ninth way of heaven, can not easily escape.
If you get out, it may cause the collapse of the world.
"If that's the case, the fourth pitch-black heaven is really... a waste of hard work." Song Shuhang said.
That is to say, in fact, the Fourth Dark Heavenly Dao doesn't have to work hard behind the scenes at all.
Just wait quietly.
Once the 'Ninth Heavenly Dao' takes office normally, and then 'gets away' normally, it will cause the world to collapse.
At that time, the fourth pitch-dark heaven will reappear and use his own 'method of detachment' to reap the benefits of a fisherman?
in a hurry. Can't eat hot tofu in a hurry? "However, we are different." Song Shuhang said to Senior Three Waves: "Senior Bai and I are two different individuals who certify Taoism." Even if one individual 'leaves office'. You don’t have to worry about the collapse of the heavens and the world. There is also a way of heaven, sitting in the country! It's just... the plan of detachment at the same time has to be slowed down. Before he was not sure that the departure of the 'Ninth Heaven's Path' would definitely lead to the collapse of the heavens and the world, he had to stay and sit in this world all the time!