Chapter 2488: Run Away, Africa
"What is conquest?" Natalie was a little confused as to what it meant.
"Sing along."
Li Han saved the English version of Conquer on his phone, found it, and played it. "loudspeaker."
The cavalry were all scared to death. The surroundings were dark and densely packed with bison, including lions, rhinos, giraffes, and gorillas. It was simply a riot of African animals.
"Sing it if you want to say hello to the lions."
Li Han said calmly.
"Sing." The cavalry leader ordered with a wry smile.
At the banquet, the sound of cavalry conquest was heard, and King Watton almost fainted from anger. "Find them all for me, I'm going to kill them." Walton wanted to drive away the guards around him, and even use the army to find these troublesome bastards.
"Waton, calm down." The Empress Dowager tapped the scepter in her hand.
"Calm down, these damn bastards, I want them to know who owns Swaziland. I, King Waton, am the sole owner of this land." Waton, the first time he had been insulted like this, calmly said, Do not make jokes.
"King Watton, what do you think? I'll give you a song of conquest. Oh, I forgot to tell you that it was sung by your cavalry guards." Li Han transmitted his voice to the scene through a loudspeaker.
"Tell me who you are." Walton's face was extremely ugly, and he stood up suddenly. The anger in his eyes made countless girls tremble.
"It doesn't matter who I am. What's important is that your little prince did something he shouldn't have done. Now follow my instructions and give that little fat guy a good beating and apologize. Maybe I'll think about it. , give up robbing beef.”
Li Han joked with a smile. "Of course, if 60,000 people sing a song of conquest, then I will be happier."
Walton turned to look at his favorite little prince. "Contact the commander and set off immediately. I will skin and cramp this bastard and feed it to the lions."
The Empress Dowager frowned slightly, but it only involved her grandson, and this person was so arrogant that he didn't care about the majesty of the royal family at all. This made the members of the royal family extremely angry.
"Han, it seems that your shouting is of no use." Natalie curled her lips and looked at the guards. It was obvious that there were more and more guards.
"Haha, I didn't think it would be of any use.
It's just a matter of courtesy first and then fighting. "
Li Han said. "Since reasoning is useless, we can only use force to solve the problem."
"Go there now?" Natalie's hands were shaking with excitement. It was so exciting to rob a king.
"Now."
Li Han said with a smile. "Pandora, are you in charge or daddy?"
"Dudu has to be photographed."
"Dad, I'll help you take pictures." Li Han said with a smile.
"Well, okay." Dudu handed the camera to Li Han and picked up the whistle hanging on his chest.
A sharp whistle passed through the loudspeaker and spread throughout the valley, including the pasture where the king entertained many girls.
Watton frowned slightly. All the guards were sent out, but did they find out that the person was not at the venue?
"ah."
Suddenly there was a panic outside the venue, and the man's voice sounded again. "No one is allowed to move. If anyone does, I will let him feed the lions."
"ah."
The girls who were already in extreme panic were all stunned, standing in a daze, or even lying on the ground, motionless.
"That's right," Natalie said, laughing.
"You are surrounded, let Watton and his favorite little prince come out."
Li Han said calmly.
"Warden, no."
"No, mother, I want to see this arrogant guy."
Walton came to the perimeter alone with the guards and saw Li Han and others riding elephants, as well as lions, gorillas and black buffaloes. Walton was stunned. He didn’t recognize this person at all.
"Who are you and why are you doing this? You don't know, are you an enemy of a kingdom?" Watton said.
"Why did you do this? Didn't your little prince follow you?" Li Han said lightly. "Didn't your guards tell you who I am two days ago?"
"It's you, the rebels who attacked the little prince."
"Rebellious, no no, that's not my little prince, that's just a little bastard who's a little bit confused by the so-called prince." Li Han said calmly.
"Little bastard?" Walton stared at Li Han, wishing he could bite Li Han to death.
The foreign guards around him did not dare to move at all. They were joking. A group of lions were staring at him without seeing him. All the girls around him were motionless. Everyone was listening to what he just said. Anyone who moved would be fed to the lions.
This was so frightening, especially for a group of unmarried girls. It was originally a lively place with a big dinner, but now it was completely frightening.
The reporters reacted in a panic from the beginning. They were all excited, thinking to themselves, and yelled twice. However, when they saw the lions and the bison herd pressing down on them, except for taking pictures, no one came forward to ask any questions.
However, what Li Han said was clearly recorded by these people. "It turns out that he has a personal vendetta against King Watton."
You know, although Watton represents the entire Swaziland, many people now disagree with it to some extent. There is no way. In modern society, especially with the opening up of Swaziland and tourism development, people's ideological realm has improved. , longing for freedom and democracy, Swaziland is no longer the hotbed of absolute monarchy in the past.
This is also the reason why Li Han dares to cause trouble. At most, he will be resented by the king. Li Han is really not afraid of this.
Looking at Watton, Natalie laughed out loud after hearing Li Han's secret words. "Hey, big-bellied king, hurry up and call out your little bastard. I want to teach him a lesson and respect girls."
"Respect girls?" Li Han laughed, but he didn't see Watton's face getting uglier. Just kidding, if he respected girls, he would have such a big ceremony to select a concubine.
Watton's face was livid, and he wanted to skin Li Han and Natalie and feed them to the lions. Unfortunately, it was obviously not possible now. Looking around, there were endless buffaloes and animals. Watton's brain was heated by anger, but he was surprisingly calm at this moment.
"What do you want? Don't think about hurting my subjects, otherwise the consequences will not be something you can bear." Watton said, glancing at the girls around him and some respected people who attended the banquet.
"Don't worry, I won't hurt anyone who is obedient." Li Han said lightly. "But don't challenge my patience. I'll give you three minutes to hand over the little fat guy immediately."
Watun stared at Li Han without saying anything. Li Han nodded his head to Dudu. "Go." Dudu pointed with his little hand, and the lion group came out with the cavalry. "Find the little fat guy for me immediately."
"You."
Watun looked at the cavalry who had rebelled, and was furious.
"King, please consider your subjects." The cavalry leader said with a wry smile.
"Asshole."
"Han, how are you going to punish the little fat guy?" Natalie asked in a low voice.
"Leave the punishment to Pandora." Li Han said with a smile.
As he was talking, Li Han's phone rang. "Tom."
"Boss, the army has been dispatched, and the vanguard may arrive in 20 minutes." Tom said.
"I know."
"Your Majesty, let's sing a song before your son arrives." Li Han said lightly.