One Hundred and One, I Don't Want to Be a Scumbag
"Comrade Zibo is too polite. Knowing that he came empty-handed, he even performed a magic trick of spraying water through the nostrils to liven up the atmosphere."
Chen Hansheng taunted him mercilessly.
As for Wang Zibo, he looks average and has a little appearance association, which is manifested in:
When facing a girl with an ordinary appearance, he is very confident, boasting and pointing out the country;
If he met a cheerful and confident girl, or a girl with outstanding facial features, he would be too nervous to speak.
It used to be like this in school, Wang Zibo blushed when he spoke in front of Xiao Rongyu, but in front of those silent and introverted girls, he always liked to show off.
Just now when Shen Youchu lowered his head, Wang Zibo thought it was the role of passerby, but after seeing Shen Youchu's appearance clearly, Wang Zibo felt uncomfortable again.
Chen Hansheng introduced at the right time: "Her name is Shen Youchu, and this is the person I want to show you.
"Ah, ah, ah..."
Wang Zibo, ah, for a long time, hesitated and said: "Well, that, I am Xiao Chen's classmate, we have known each other since we were born."
Chen Hansheng glanced at him: "Are you Nezha? How did you know each other before you were born?"
"No, it's not."
Wang Zibo's neck was flushed red: "I met shortly after I was born, and I have been a good friend since I was a child."
Shen Youchu felt a little strange in her heart, but she was embarrassed to laugh, and she gave a soft "um" and then silently bowed her head to settle the score.
Wang Zibo took the opportunity to give Chen Hansheng a hand and signaled the two to go outside to talk.
"You bitch, you always like to see me make a fool of yourself!"
Wang Zibo said angrily.
Chen Hansheng smiled "hehe": "She is not an outsider, so don't take it to heart."
"Not an outsider..."
Wang Zibo repeated it in his mouth, and then pressed the thumbs of his left and right hands together: "Is this what you are now?"
Chen Hansheng shook his head: "It's not that far yet."
Facing Wang Zibo, Chen Hansheng didn't intend to lie, because besides sending Shen Youchu home, he needed Wang Zibo to be a circumstantial evidence, and there would be many opportunities for him to cover up in the future.
"What about the little fish?" Wang Zibo asked again.
Chen Hansheng shrugged, but did not answer.
Wang Zibo suddenly felt that this buddy was a bit too much, how could he be in two boats.
"Xiao Chen, let's have a good talk."
In the heart of sincerely planning for a good friend, Wang Zibo decided to persuade him.
Shen Youchu is indeed very beautiful, but Xiao Yu'er is also a top-notch beauty, it's just half a catty.
Knowing what Wang Zibo was going to say, Chen Hansheng said first, "This time we're going to Sichuan and Chongqing, let's go to Shen Youchu's house to have a look."
"Then what?"
Wang Zibo didn't understand for a moment.
"Shen Youchu has a cousin, they are about the same height, if you don't talk nonsense, I will introduce you to each other then; if you feel that you can't bear it, stay for one night today, and return to Hong Kong tomorrow by yourself."
Chen Hansheng was fooling around again, he really didn't want to hear Wang Zibo's stammering rationale.
As for the "sister out of thin air" matter, just find a reason to prevaricate it, for example, my cousin is not in my hometown for the New Year this year.
Wang Zibo stood in a daze for a while, turned his head to look at Shen Youchu, then at Chen Hansheng, touched his head and said, "Actually, it doesn't matter whether my cousin is a cousin or not. The main thing is that I want to see the cultural landscape of Sichuan and Chongqing."
Chen Hansheng laughed, and passed a cigarette over. When the two were puffing, Shen Youchu came over and said goodbye in a low voice.
"Aren't you going to have dinner tonight?"
Wang Zibo was a little puzzled.
"Eat with Xiao Yu'er at night."
Chen Hansheng drew a horizontal line in the air, and explained vividly: "I know why the scale is stable, it is because the two ends are always in balance, and I will be with Shen Youchu in a few days, so now I have to spend more time with Xiao Yuer,
Keep the balance on both ends so as not to overturn. "
Wang Zibo looked at Chen Hansheng's proficient control skills, and said with some soberness: "This is actually very tiring, obviously the triangle is the most stable."
Chen Hansheng looked at Wang Zibo in some surprise, and it was not until he looked at him that Chen Hansheng patted Wang Zibo on the shoulder: "Unexpectedly, you are also a member of my generation."
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Dinner was eaten in the cafeteria of Dongda University. While eating, Xiao Rongyu told Chen Hansheng to pack her luggage tomorrow, because her father would come to pick her up.
Chen Hansheng pretended not to hear the meal, Wang Zibo felt very guilty, as if he had betrayed Xiao Yu'er, and kept his head sullen and silent.
"However, there will be a lot of people tomorrow. Gao Jialiang called and said he would come over for a ride, and so did Wanqiu and Xiaomeng."
Xiao Rongyu frowned and said.
Wanqiu and Xiaomeng are classmates in high school, Chen Hansheng looked indifferent: "It's okay, it will be warmer if you squeeze together in winter."
Xiao Rongyu smiled sweetly: "Then you and I will sit in the back, and let someone else take the front seat."
Wang Zibo wanted to see how Chen Hansheng would answer, but he didn't expect him to neither agree nor admit it: "What you say is what you say."
Wang Zibo shook his head helplessly, Chen Hansheng is so good at flirting with girls, let alone a place with rich resources of beauties like Caiyuan, even in a monk school like Jianye Polytechnic, he would not be single.
Xiao Rongyu had a test tomorrow morning, so she went to review after eating, she thought that after the test tomorrow, she would have a lot of time to be together.
When Chen Hansheng and Wang Zibo returned to the dormitory of the Finance Institute, everyone else in 602 was gone, so there were many beds available.
"Xiao Chen, the two schools are so close, don't you worry about problems?"
Wang Zibo wanted to know the gossip.
"Why don't you worry, there are still many problems."
Chen Hansheng picked out some random things and told them to satisfy Wang Zibo's curiosity.
"One afternoon, Xiao Yu'er told me that there was a girl wearing the same royal blue down jacket at the school gate. I was so sleepy that I was scared away."
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"There is a diary on Xiaoyuer's computer desktop about me. I didn't know that I lent the computer to Shen Youchu to practice excel. In the end, I checked the formula repeatedly to make sure that Shen Youchu hadn't read that diary, otherwise it would definitely explode."
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"Last month at Christmas, I ate hot pot twice, and now I feel sick when I see hot pot."
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While chatting, the topic turned to entrepreneurship again, and Chen Hansheng told in detail how he knew Zhong Jiancheng, how he coordinated the entrepreneurship base, and how he expanded his popularity among the four surrounding schools.
As Chen Hansheng spoke, his voice became softer, until finally he heard only snoring.
However, Wang Zibo couldn't fall asleep. It wasn't a hypocritical bed love, but he remembered that when he quarreled with his mother before, his mother would say which child was more promising, and Chen Hansheng was mentioned once.
Wang Zibo was very unconvinced at the time: "Xiao Chen's grades are not as good as mine."
His mother sneered: "Hong Kong City is such a big place, do you think our parents don't know about things in school?"
"You followed Chen Hansheng all day long, and did you discover the good things about him?"
"Let me tell you, even if Chen Hansheng went to two books, three books, or even a junior college, he can still play well!"
Sure enough, the adult's vision is not bad at all. After entering university, Wang Zibo is just one of the many college students, and Chen Hansheng has already become a man of the year in the freshman year.
"How do I learn, do I want to be a scumbag?"
Wang Zibo turned over, thinking silently.
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